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Nutter:
"Denial aint just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain.

A government (or peoples) must not waiver once it has chosen it's course. It must not look to the left or right but go forward. --Otto von Bismarck

Isn't it interesting to note that with the exception of Duke (and Tinubu) almost all the southern governors are labelled as bad?

Pray tell my friend, where else did he lie?

I'm back in Lagos by the way, had a nice time in Sharialand.

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown ups. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I can't talk about the bad man as it will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.

On the airplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.

Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my granddad says we beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.

While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think she was telling fibs.

I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on it.

All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's why I got taken on holiday.

The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football though.

Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here, they are too tight for me.

All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on somebody’s spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.

For mess (dunno what script Seun is using), read f-u-c-k.

Chris Rock: Feed me, Bleep me, shut the Bleep up!

He said that in Bigger and Blacker as a direct response to the question: 'As a man, what would make you happy?'

Straight up Naija.

But then again, a lot of you already know this.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit."

www.chxta..com

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How sinful are you?

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Cheta, you're more sinful than the average person.

And it's affecting your life in ways you might not realize. For one thing, if you aren't careful, your drive to lead an extravagant life may ultimately be your downfall. What you think of as necessary can be construed as excess by others. So you, in particular, should beware of prioritizing worldly possessions above other things and allowing this to take precedence over your personal relationships.

If you continue to do so, you might find yourself jeopardizing the things that are most important to you.

NINETOFIVE:
To Nutter and all eminent IBO sons on this thread

Stop wasting your time arguing with this inpersonator called Chxta save your brain for our republic, I have two inventions already, they are all well
documented and the blue prints of the two projects save, If I present my work to Nigeria, they wont even understand what is all about. Chxta is not an
IBO man, His real name is Sheun, he posts through different names on this site, I can see he must be jobless. Is just like if I pose like am from 11
different countries cause i speak 11 different languages, but am too busy for that, any time he is losing an argument he assumes to be correcting people
spellings, a typical character of somebody who hasn't gone further than Murtala Muhamed Airport, a typical character of somebody who doesn't know how
it works in the real world, a typical character of someone who is brain washed, a typical character of an idiot, a typical character of someone who thinks
that by mimicking white man Ideology or language makes him intelligent, no he is a fool.

The IBO man is on the same level with the white man, In Nigeria it would only be a potential, it can never materialize and the worst part is that we
would be hated always, it can never change. Remember the word ''IBO MADE'', ''ABA MADE'', or ''NNEWI MADE'', In Nigeria they would only use that as a
sort of yabis, they would never recognize our ingenuity. Short sighted fools, when they think of BIAFRA secceding the only thing that come to there minds
is crude oil, without the crude oil they would have done away with us long time ago dictum factum. How would they know that the only thing that gives us
strong heart is what we have inside our heads rather than what we have in the soil. When you hear these words mentioned above, lift your head up and
walk tall, what must be must be skazano- zdelano.

Seun, they said we are the same. Defend thyself.

www.chxta..com

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Heartbreak for Jens Lehmann and other Arsenal fans as Germany crashed out of the World Cup after two late, late Italian goals. The Arsenal goalkeeper had an excellent match, he’s had an excellent tournament, but naive defending late on saw Grosso curl a left footed shot to win it as Michael Ballack (watch out Ch€£$k¥ ) bravely turned his back on the ball.

Alex’s second goal (Forza Juve) was icing on the cake but Germany had never looked like they were going to reply Grosso's effort. There was simply no way they’d have got one back with just a minute to go. Sad for the Germans but on the balance of it the Italians probably deserved to go through and in Fabio Cannavaro they have the best centre-half in the world right now (and he is a Juventino!). He was just awesome all night long like he has been since the first game.
Yesterday night we were treated to one of the all time classic matches of World Cup football. The absolute truth in my opinion is that both sides deserved to win it, and none of them deserved to lose. It was an absolute thriller from the start to the finish with neither side being able to really lay claim to being the superior force.

I was sitting down dreading the prospect of a penalty shoot out when Ballack failed to properly mark Grosso and the Palermo man unleashed that curler into the bottom corner of Lehman's net. You see, the Germans have never lost a penalty shoot out in my lifetime (hell, they've never even missed a spot kick since I've been watching the beautiful game), while I have agonised over three Italian failures.

How do I really begin to dispassionately analyse that match? No way to do it people, no way really. What I can say is that yesterday's game was a classic (am I repeating myself), and to the German team, sie spielten gut, while to the Azzurri, avete giocato bene, FORZA ITALIA.

Now to wait for Portugal to hand the cup to us on Sunday (I'll give my reasons why I think we would be playing Portugal when I'm freer later in the day).

Young man, I've been a Juve fan since 1984. What is the matter with all of you?

What Moggi did is his business, not that of Juve.

On my way to watch the match.

Forza Italia!

Thanks Sage, you saved me the trouble.

Will talk to you alligators whenever. I'm in Kano which isn't home, so I have to find where to watch the match.

Forza Italia!

Don't let me get all ballistic on you. Christian Vieri was in Atletico Madrid and Squaddra Azzurri at the same time. Ditto Gianfranco Zola in Chelsea, so what are you all about?

Stop that! I take my Juve extremely seriously

CRAP!!!

This is depressing!

That prosecutor must be a Roma fan.

So I gather. I heard that Al-Qaeda are everywhere nowadays. They even killed one or two Igbos in London on July 7 last year.

Breaking news: CRAP!!!

This thread belongs in the business section

Forza Italia!!!

Mystique:
Hi Chxta, Uve been kind of quiet

Nah, just for the period that I was on the move. How's work? When can we continue our Hausa lessons?

Hey people, why the quarrel? It won't lead anywhere you know.

By the way, I was just pursued by a blood thirsty mob from Kumi to the safety of Sabon Gari,

@ Nutter, Madlawyer1 and all the others, we have all agreed to disagree, so those of us in the Nigerian boat would remain here, while those in the Biafran boat can sail away.

Ku ji kwo?

U just called. Work is over. Nice talking to you mrmayor. I'm off to Kano (in the North ) tomorrow. See you later alligator,

The facts have been placed all over this thread, can't you read?

I'm enjoying your company by the way? Why aren't you back in the other thread? I'll soon be leaving sadly, U just called, she's rounding off at work.

President of Naija.

First thing I'd do is sort out NEPA (whatever it's called nowadays, sounds like [b]P[/b]roblem [b]H[/b]as [b]C[/b]hanged [b]N[/b]ame)

O brother, you just don't get it do you?

mrmayor:
Dalu or Daalu, it makes no difference.Like I stated earlier I'm not Ibo

I'm not Hausa, Italian, German or Roman either ;

And no, I'm not offended. Just enjoying the evening bantering with you before wifey closes from work.