Most of them silly. . .

BEng EEE, MSc Computer Networks. PhD. . .

Racism!

You have to download everything as opposed to Window$ where you have to buy everything. . .

No.

Lagos is larger than Ghana in terms of population.

I find it impossible to believe that this thread is still active. . .

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.

He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.

On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.

Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love.
After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks,
"What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies.
"Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope!"

vivienne:

I also got a mail inviting me for the test in Jos, I didnt chose Jos

Just go for the damned thing.

toshmann:

lekwanu as m ooo

Chineke!!!

Nekwe ala. . .

Jesus. We want to carry over our tribalist tendencies to music again?

Quite how anyone's supposed to detail the shortcomings of both the England and Republic of Ireland football teams in just three short paragraphs while sitting in an office where unattended mobiles and phones ring constantly, televisions blare and a trolley-pushing refreshment peddler hawks his wares while wearing an admittedly impressive Cyberman mask is a mystery to the Fiver. Not least because the longwinded whinge at the beginning of this paragraph means we're only left with a mere two in which to write about the myriad inadequacies of both outfits.

Ireland first. The portrayal of Stan "Steve" Staunton as Kermit the Frog on the front page of the Irish Sun this morning was a mite unfair. The Muppet Show often descended into farce, but the world's most amphibious compere never presided over a shambles as embarrassing as that overseen by the Republic of Ireland manager in Cyprus. Staunton began his regime by declaring "I'm the boss, I'm the gaffer, the buck stops with me", but just 10 months later has been reduced to pointing fingers at his back four for making "individual errors" and announcing he's in it for the long haul. "I'm not walking away," he announced, surprising nobody. After all, a dignified exit would mean missing out on the £1m pay-off he'll get from the buffoonish blazers who decided to give this totally inexperienced manager a four-year contract in the first place.

Becausemake no mistake, bungling incompetence is the stock-in-trade of John Delaney and his FAI cohorts, who regularly pull off the impressive feat of making their English equivalents look like administrative geniuses by comparison. Nevertheless, the Soho Square blazers must also be swallowing nervously in the wake of a dismal performance against Macedonia by Second-Choice Steve and his Hapless England Autobiography-Writing All-Stars. But with the prospect of his side getting a good shoeing from Croatia on Wednesday looking very real, Steve isn't too concerned. "We have to take the criticism but the key thing is how you bounce back," he chirruped, before bouncing back in style by slicking back his quiff, striking up his house band and bursting into song: "It's time to put on make up, it's time to dress up right. It's time to raise the curtain , "

If you look at the ten most populous countries in the world, none of them have stood, or are standing for the crap we've been dealt. Correct me if I'm wrong:

1. China. Population of over a billion. How free are they? Not very. However, modern China was founded on Mao's Cultural Revolution, which the Chinese believe/believed in. China is changing rapidly, and the people there are effecting change.
2. India. World's largest democracy. Free.
3. USA. Democracy. Free.
4. Indonesia. General Suharto ruled fo 30 years, before being pushed out in 1998, during the Indonesian Revolution. It took 30 years but the people still did it.
5. Brazil. Democracy. Even though they had military presidents between 1969 and 1985, Brazilians still had a large say in how they were governed. In 1985, people power put pressure on the government, and the military was sent back to the barracks.
6. Pakistan. Military dictatorship. General Musharraf came to power in 2001 after the military had been out of power since 1998. Something is brewing in Pakistan. Musharraf is a pro-US, war on teror supporter. The people under him seem to be trying to undermine him, by, say, supporting the Taliban in Afghanistan
7. Bangladesh. Democracy. Free.
8. Russia. Democracy-ish. Free-ish. Putin's authoritarian streak is the complaint.
9. Nigeria. Democracy. Free, but never fought for anything. Military let Nigerians have power, and then gave them their very own civilian military president. Surprise, surprise.
10. Japan. Democracy. Free.

See my point? Most countries do something, but we're just happy to sit there and let things happen to us. How can you subdue 120 million people? You can't, unless they're Nigerian.

Culled from African Shirts.

Ono are you there?

My point now isn't about the Feds (God knows that they are thieves as well), but it is also about people like these. Do you now see where I'm coming from?

I once asked someone about how things were in Enugu. He scoffed.

I said: but we see the adverts on CNN about how you guys are enjoying.

His reply: ndi nkewo bu nke CNN. . .

obong:

It's said in china that when two people are arguing, the one who throws the first punch is the one who knows that his argument is weaker. You obviously prove that point. The truth is, you know nothing about chxta, all you can do is hazard a guess at his character, his temperament, his mien from his postings. So your insults are wild speculations at best.
Alas, they are insults, nonetheless. So unfortunately for you, we all know now that in reality you're a rude, uncouth, ill-mannered and shallow person. These are not insults, you understand.



you're a joke my friend. yes indeed nairalan is a place for intellectual conversatioons and genocide and bigotry. what facts have your raised?. you are talking about how i addressed him without going to the points i raised. fact is i know his character from his many blogs, well as least the character he presents here, and based on that he is a bigot.

misquoting the chinese does not make your position the correct one. kep dwelling on what you percieve as insults and don't address my points. only simple minds govern themselves with contradictory proverbs

Bigot: a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion.

So Obong, based on the trend this thread has taken, who is the bigot?

Chxta's World

I'd seen this thread a long time ago, but didn't want to participate in it because I felt that everyone has a right to nuclear weapons. But North Korea's irresponsible action has made me rethink that stand.

This is, quite undeniably, a disaster.

I'm not speaking in terms of the US (I really don't care about them), but in terms of the world. Nowadays, we are all citizens of the world; the old definitions of country and city are increasingly becoming blurred. Whenever another country decides to develop nuclear weapons, it is an attack against world peace. For me, either no one has them, or everyone has them so we can all kill each other in peace.

But seriously, I've never heard of anyone explaining how a nuclear bomb actually saves people (some people would come up with bullshit about how the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki saved a lot of American and Japanese lives), cures cancer, feeds the starving masses, etc.

So for the welfare of the world, North Korea should not have weapons, and all other countries need to disarm (fat chance that with Georgie Bushie and the likes running the shows).

Interestingly, it's not as though North Korea itself is benefitting. There's hardly a chance that they would have been attacked. If the US is to launch another large-scale military operation, it would most likely be the invasion of Iran or Syria, who are somewhat of a threat (according to Uncle George) and strategically far more significant.

Note the media response: we've seen bigger headlines for Bin Laden videos. Videos of a guy standing against a white wall talking! But fairly soon, I'm sure that there will be more sanctions on North Korea, and half their population will die of starvation. End of Kim Jong Il. Everyone's happy again.

The other thing that will happen is the increase of pressure on Iran to comply. Clearly whatever the anti-new-nuclear-countries were doing didn't get the job done. And I'm not speaking from a pro-US, pro-Israel point of view either,

Conclusion: nuclear bombs bad, North Korea insignificant, everyone can party on,

That we all know Afam, that we all know. . .

Today, during the training of Inter Milan players, an anonymous voice shouted by the internal stadium's microphone:
[B]"Juventus Will Come Back Soon"[/B],

Many Inter players became so afraid to the degree that they shitted on themselves,

Here is an exclusive picture for changing the diapers for Hernan Crespo after the incident:

Wildo and get back to you. For now, I have to cut. Been online for hours.

I'm with you there Monel. Edo is also my home state. So effing depressing.

Let me quote Chief Gabriel Osawaru Igbinedion, this statement was made circa 2003, in the run up to the election (Lucky was campaigning for a second term), and people said that the man had messed up totally in his first term so he should cut out: If pikin fail exam u no go tell am say make im repeat? So since Nosa fail im first term make e repeat now. . .

To make a foolish story short, he was re-elected with the connivance of Anthony Anenih. The people deserve the government they have!

We won 1-0. Aiyegbeni in the 50th. We also had 2 goals disallowed. . .

Searched, didn't find the phone. . .

This needs to be explored: http://webjay.org/by/enziga/enziga5c27splaylist

Chxta's World

[img]http://pro-comcomputers.co.uk/it_project[/img]

My annoyance is that I can off the top of my head name 10 Nigerian boys who are more than capable of doing the job very well, and that list includes me! So what is the rationale behind importing someone from somewhere to do it?






Job Title: IT Project Manager
Salary/Pay Rate: £1,050 - £1,300 pcm
Location: Lagos
Other Unique Job ID: 9466263
Ideal for candidates from Eastern Europe e.g. Romania, Ukraine, Belarus etc
For an English Language/culture centric job? Is this another scam?
Ideal for candidates from Eastern Europe e.g. Romania, Ukraine, Belarus etc. with the following profile:
IT Background:- Windows server and networking- SQL server
Telcom Background:- TCP-/IP, networking- WAN and CDMA, GPRS knowledge is good but not mandatory

I am applying for that job, and I am challenging every Naija boy (Okechi, Emuchay, Charles Ifinedo, Femi Imoru and Omo Akpofure take note!) that reads this and has said skills to apply as well. Then he who has the links, please let Uncle Sege see this. We can't allow this to happen.