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sweetboiy:
Wow...the Lord is your strength bro.... Happy birthday!!

rockstarB:
I don't even know where to start. Anyway i have been dating my man for close to 4years now and we are both cool together and we planning to get married after am done with my youth service. The number one factor why i decided to have like a distance relationship with him was the fact that i didnt see myself dating a guy from my school, so i choose him, tho he lives in same town with me we do not see that often cos of school and other stuffs.
I am introvert and i deal with mood swing and emotional problem even when my guy is around i sometimes feel like not going to see him because i feel like am not in the mood to see him, i say something like "you saw me last week/2weeks ago why do u wanna see me again?" I love him so much and i dnt even have what it takes to cheat so i have not for once in our 4yr course cheated on him. My attitude almost broke us up last year cos he felt like he was not loved the way he ought to be loved.
I also have problem with sex, he is the first and only guy since we first had it together but i always feel like he is dating me for sex even tho its so glaring that he is not. We dont usually have sex cos we dont see often. Lets just say at most two times in a month which is rare or lemme say three times in two months which is also rare, but going by this i still think he loves sex so much. My emotion always come first before or during sex, little thing easily piss me off, i remember a night we were about having sex but i stopped him simply because my system spoilt a day earlier and i felt like sex is the last thing on my mind, sex is always the last thing on my mind I may even start crying after sex if my guy doesnt stay in bed to cuddle me, he is a faithful guy and i dont want to lose him to my emotions.
I dont see myself going through all these after marriage, is this how i will be depriving my husband of sex just because of some petty stuff that should not count in the first place? My baby is coming home after over two months now and i already feel like am not in the mood to have sex or anything. Is anybody going through this? Please i need help bfr its too late.

Joromi1:
It's seen as normal thing if a married man is caught cheating on his wife but a shocking scandal if the reverse is the case. Why does the society give married men the liberty to cheat on their wives?
Please, I need answers

mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc

habeeblai244:
I feel Like crying Now. Innjoo Nah Bastard. My Brother Run for Yah Life when you see innjoo Device.


I called innjoo office this morning and I was told by the agent, It will cost me N6500 to fix it, and also i will have to come to Lagos.

I feel like crying, But as in Man nah. I wont. Am a student, where will i get N6500. Even if I get that, I will rather keep it and contribute to it and later buy Infinix or Gionee.
If Ordinary Calibrator is fixed with N6500, How much will they fix screen. N10,000 i guess


Summary of my Write up .
- Dont Buy Innjoo product, Pls go for Infinix and Gionee. They are also cheep.

Weyrey re ooooo

ernesty20:
What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs?

ernesty20:
What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs?

OilGas:
Oh it reached FP? Choii I came late

wow I see. Billion billions
No wander SouthEasterners are writing many articles to claim SS is their own.
Port Harcourt has turned to "Igwuocha"
"SS must be part of Biafra"- SE
The biafran struggle is a lust for sole control of Niger Delta goodies.
SE wants SS land not the SS people.
When Ibe Kachikwu was made NNPC GMD they said "he is not really Igbo, infact he is not Igbo. He is Delta."
But now its Biafran struggle they say: "Delta is Igbo; Delta is Biafra. Kachikwu is an Igbo."
"We want your land not you"- SE
I was at Unizik. Guys were discussing how Biafra will have excess money is Biafra is formed.
Listening to their analysis they want dreaming of ND oil.
Biafra to Northerners: "Allow us to milk SS dry alone." chaiii
SS pls run for ya life

Abayor7:
Stop Sebe
Ojo - Police
Irin Tutu - Gun
Olosho- Prostitute
Karishika - olosho
Ilefo
Igara
Buate
Waso....abbreviation for Wazobia. That's the
street name for #50.
White..... #50
Shandy... #20
Faiba--#5
Shandy-#20
White-#50
Awo-#100
Oloye-#1000.

LASTMA.
I'm not going to tell you the meaning. Just
mess with any LASTMA official, then you'll
know the meaning. If you're a bus driver
(even in proxima potency), you should take
note of this; to avoid stories that touch the
pocket.


Aaaaaaah!!!
When you are in a heated arguement with
another Lagosian especially conductors or
those agberos and it looks very likely that
a physical fight is on the way, just shout
the word 'Aaaaaaah!' 3 times and end with
by screaming the word 'Emi, emi, emi, wa
ku leni!'
Say this and you would immediately notice
a look of panic on the other guy's face.

HawksDude:
Money Slangs: Waso (50 Naira); 10fibre (100naira), 20fibre(200naira); 2fibre=1shandy (do the maths); Figo (500naira)

Trouble Slangs: Gobe, kasala (when you hear these, you better hold your body)


Bus slangs: Just scream 'Owa' at your conductor to control your conductor to stop your bus.


Also learn others like 'Olosho', 'Shima', 'Ashanna', insultive words for women.


Skushi/Werey 100% = craze/madness: so when they say you have skushi, well, theyre telling you youre crazy/mad!

Eja (fish) = Weed [my niggas will understand this ].

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• Conducting registration of patients
• Monitoring and maintenance of laboratory equipment
• Stock keeping and Monthly statistics
• Reporting and accountable to Laboratory Director and appointed external Auditors.

Qualifications and Requirements:
• A registered member of Medical Laboratory Science Council of Nigeria (MLSCN)
• Possess a current practicing license (MLT)
• Possess 2 years bench experience
• Should reside within Ipaja & Ayobo

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Sam94:
Thank you!
Those are really helpful!