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Romance › Re: Ladies, Know The Best S*x Position For Your Zodiac Sign by CHYMZZY(m): 12:43pm On Sep 24, 2016

annnikky:
Hmmmmm n d pastor didn't know that d son is kwarupt already... Chai

i no de like u ann.
Was just passin' by..

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by CHYMZZY(m): 12:39pm On Sep 24, 2016

This game must enta ooOOo! I don stake for with 2 odd..

Romance › Re: Ladies, Know The Best S*x Position For Your Zodiac Sign by CHYMZZY(m): 7:26pm On Sep 23, 2016

annnikky:
N who said chymzzy is not kwarupt already

Me na strong JW pastor pinkin annikky...

Romance › Re: Ladies, Know The Best S*x Position For Your Zodiac Sign by CHYMZZY(m): 4:44pm On Sep 23, 2016

annnikky:

N who told u I dnt've Jesus in my life
About d gud dvck, tnx cos am ok with d one I've

hmmm... You guys are kwarupting me!

Romance › Re: Should You Remain Frndz With Your Ex On Facebook, Instagram And Twitter? by CHYMZZY(m): 4:28pm On Sep 23, 2016

Of course... Though i always dismiss relationship that wont work out amicably.. Dnt knw for others OooOOOo!

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Programming › Re: I Need A Nairalander To Compile My Andriod Code by CHYMZZY(m): 3:47pm On Sep 23, 2016

Which language did you use? Maybe i can help you Most andriod programs are written in C-sharp and java ..

Christianity Etc › Re: "There Are No Atheists In Foxholes" How True Is That? by CHYMZZY(m): 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2016

mrmrmister:
Evidence??

there are so many EVIDENCE around you, and you are too blind to accept it?
The creation of this earth and man itself will still remain a mystry to you even when given a proof to you...
With all sense of sanity without any atom of equivocation, believe it or leave it there is a SUPERNATURAL GOD that made everything possible..

Celebrities › Re: Choi!check Out This Abijan Actress And Her Assest(photos) by CHYMZZY(m): 1:45pm On Sep 23, 2016

OMG! This one na real Onion butty..! LALASTICLALA come see

Events › Re: Man Celebrates His Girlfriend's Birthday In A Benin Night Club - Pics by CHYMZZY(m): 10:11pm On Sep 22, 2016

[b] EHeh!
E pain me?
>MBA!.
Na my Money?
>Na ebé kwanu! Ha afuru ukwu ezem?

My fellow man, what shall it profit you to pop a wine of $300 in my GF birthday(not fianceé], used it to wash her hands without a taste of it in this ßubu recession.
Smilin' outside and dying inside...
Nwannem! This one no be maturity but stupidity of the hight order..
[./b]

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Education › Re: Ufot Ekong Receives His Master Degree In Electrical & Electronic Engineering by CHYMZZY(m): 12:08pm On Sep 22, 2016

Ufot Ekong name check.. Location:Probably Akwa ibom.

I have receive this kind of news severaly if not west, south, east and NORTH seems to be missing... North wetin de happen nah... Any proof ?

Politics › Re: Niger Delta Group Vows To Bomb NNPC Towers If Patience Jonathan Is Arrested by CHYMZZY(m): 10:45am On Sep 22, 2016

Shaddy Anti-corruption war! so many low life here would be wailin' and aggitatin' that the money belongs to them. Were are you when the JONATHAN'S was hustlin' for deputy governor, Governor, vice-president, acting president and president? For somebody to aquire wealth now in Nigerian is now a curse including those that have oil at their backyard!
It puzzles me when some people don't/can't use their brain to think and see with their eyes what this corruption war is all about..
Some Zombies with cow brains here can still tell me tha OBJ, ATIKU,DANJUMA,BRUTAI, even the one that dnt have money to buy APC presidential form last election are all saints, when compared to Jonathan's that has been in toprank political service for one decade six years and still counting... Why wont they have that kinda of money...

Dnt quote me if you dont have brain!!!

Politics › Re: Buhari To Begin Payment Of N5000 This Month - Lai Mohammed by CHYMZZY(m): 10:00am On Sep 22, 2016

I no need to read this rubbish coz these APC lead government fit digress from earth to pluto...
Just negodu LAI na a package LIE to Nigerians!
this man lie fit loose an angry dog tail without even the dog noticin'...
were isi mmadu na agba monkey post
who's gonna believe this man for real in fracis Odega's voice: Gerrarahere!

Education › Re: School Fees At Children's International School, Lekki by CHYMZZY(m): 9:41am On Sep 22, 2016

Outrageous!
The pre/nursery/primary/secondary school result abi na [b] testimonial [b] fit secure person job for Nigerian house of assembly be that!
Just an another waste of resources by some foolish rich class ...

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Celebrities › Re: Globacom To Drop Crisis-ridden Psquare As Ambassadors by CHYMZZY(m): 5:46pm On Sep 21, 2016

Choi! Recession don hit Gobalcom at last!
Now one million Naira no dey go in handy for nothing...
What a better way of breachin' contract...

65M per year no be rice and stew...

Romance › Re: After Straight 4hours Of Hot Sweet Sex, She Tattooed My Name On Her Kitty (pix) by CHYMZZY(m): 3:26pm On Sep 21, 2016

HMZi:
epic..

that's how it will always soundTo you..

Romance › Re: After Straight 4hours Of Hot Sweet Sex, She Tattooed My Name On Her Kitty (pix) by CHYMZZY(m): 1:22pm On Sep 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:
Ngeeeeeeeek! Now u compare ur head from 2pac?

Smh...

did i? ASK seun... cry

you have'nt answer my question.... undecided

Romance › Re: After Straight 4hours Of Hot Sweet Sex, She Tattooed My Name On Her Kitty (pix) by CHYMZZY(m): 1:12pm On Sep 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:
Yeaahh shiny than ur *2pac* head.

Na Gold?

Romance › Re: After Straight 4hours Of Hot Sweet Sex, She Tattooed My Name On Her Kitty (pix) by CHYMZZY(m): 1:10pm On Sep 21, 2016

ajasbaba:
see as the punana sef dey soo dirty and irritating.
many more name go still appear.
check in some few days nah another name you go see there.

Mimidiva:
serious one, that pusssy aint cool atall, garnished hair would have been more pleasant to the eyes

agesron:
Imagine this rubbish? I think the girl is mad or high on weed.

Mimidiva:
serious one, that pusssy aint cool atall, garnished hair would have been more pleasant to the eyes

For guys [\b] : plenty of you go chop this like the way dog eat sh**t and some havent even eat some thing like this b4...
[b] For ladies : why the hating? I knw say so many of una need more fixin' down there. ..

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Romance › Re: After Straight 4hours Of Hot Sweet Sex, She Tattooed My Name On Her Kitty (pix) by CHYMZZY(m): 12:50pm On Sep 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:
Hahahhahahahahahaahah!

Tat happened last June, why now she decided to ink ur name in her not so clean punaney?

Tell her to try Brazilian wax joor...

And your own come clean , ~~show us nah...~~

Romance › Re: When A Man Says Hello To A Woman by CHYMZZY(m): 12:40pm On Sep 21, 2016

mujybee:
Because that is what most guys ended up doing after sayin the Hello

Land is not for sale

FTC

For your kitty mind...
Thats how most of you lose future husband..
You sure say u knw wetin be FTC abi u just de shout am for sayin' sake?

Politics › Re: Power Supply has improved drastically: How is it In Your Area? by CHYMZZY(m): 12:17pm On Sep 21, 2016

Jesuobu:
There is light inside me and I can never see darkness. Fashions can chop his light. The light of Jesus in me is sufficient

Epic response

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Politics › Re: Power Supply has improved drastically: How is it In Your Area? by CHYMZZY(m): 12:14pm On Sep 21, 2016

Thanks to the ~~rain~~ GEJ

Celebrities › Re: Khoudia Diop Charcoal Black African Model Who Doesn't Believe In Bleaching by CHYMZZY(m): 6:56pm On Sep 20, 2016

shedrachug:
Chai! Ogini bu iha? This is a skin problem..

Nwannem! Nka bu unyi e tere ude aki

Celebrities › Re: Khoudia Diop Charcoal Black African Model Who Doesn't Believe In Bleaching by CHYMZZY(m): 6:51pm On Sep 20, 2016

How pesin go take bleep this one now without getin' stained @ the cap? grin

Romance › Re: Photos Of Proud Unijos "Gay" Students by CHYMZZY(m): 6:03pm On Sep 20, 2016

VolTOxic:
What?! No.

What is wrong with you?
Be who you are means be authentic.

Don't pretend to be someone or something you're simply not. Don't live on someones standard. These guys for example are being who they are... They were born that way on default as gays. So no need to pretend they're not simply to please people like you.

They don't give a shít what you think. No pretence.

Boko Haram aren't born that way.
They are influenced by religion. Their religion taught them to kill hence they kill. They are not who are they.

No one is born as a Thief or a ritualist either on default. They are influenced by money. Transgender also are not being who they are. They are all driven by a standard.

can you hear yourself?
born by default.
you been beatin' round the bush right from the time i quote you...
Nwanne belu ebelu...

Romance › Re: Photos Of Proud Unijos "Gay" Students by CHYMZZY(m): 11:21am On Sep 20, 2016

VolTOxic:
Gay or not, I'll forever encourage people to be who they are! One shouldn't have to act normal just to win people approval. Just be who you are. No pretence. No lies.

whether the person is a boko haram, thief, ritualist, transgender you mean....
In Igbo---> si e ba pua!

Family › Re: Guy Impregnates A Girl, His Parents' Reactions Are Hilariously Shocking by CHYMZZY(m): 11:06am On Sep 20, 2016

I no fit laugh..

Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Exit Worsened PDP Crisis — Daniel by CHYMZZY(m): 11:02am On Sep 20, 2016

simplycarro:
Purpose!

Exactly what i want you to get! So you got my msG then...

Phones › Re: The First Man To Buy Iphone 7 In The Middle East (photos) by CHYMZZY(m): 10:19am On Sep 20, 2016*

Some ladies will be like ß4 iphone7 (_._) then after Iphone7 (_/\_) .

grin

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Politics › Re: Aisha Alhassan Collapses At Adamawa IDP Camp, Revived With A Bottle Of Coke by CHYMZZY(m): 10:03am On Sep 20, 2016

Bottle of coke don turn maltonic for these recession..
The reason while she collapse is because she was dehydrated coz of the harsh sunny weather of the state yesterday..

Adamawa is a livin' hell under the sun...

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