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Fashion › Re: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by CHYMZZY(m): 12:40pm On Oct 17, 2016

my guy you funny die!
laugh wan burst my bell

Celebrities › Re: Okiemute Ighorodje In Church To Celebrate Her Victory As MTN Project Fame Winner by CHYMZZY(m): 12:01pm On Oct 17, 2016

congrats!

Celebrities › Re: Rahama Sadau At The Premiere Of ‘Sons Of The Caliphate’ by CHYMZZY(m): 10:59am On Oct 14, 2016

Umunwanyi ndi hausa na wrapper, dika hausa marriage of kolanut and sweet na chewing gum.

Crime › Re: Emir's Marriage To 14-Year-Old Girl Irreversible - Katsina Emirates Council by CHYMZZY(m): 10:49am On Oct 14, 2016

Eshinkan:
These guys go by the Hadiths....in both the Quran and hadiths....their founder...Mohammed married Aisha at the age of six....

This is not laughable, coz i dont knw what an old man will be doin' with a girl of 14yrs.
Wether na to de put him hand 4 her nyash de smell 4 nose and smile me dont knw!
What is the difference between this man and the chibok girls abductors ?

some tribe and religion no get sense! And indeed em' no get am for real!

Nkaa! Bu ezigbote example of it!

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Business › Re: Naira Strengthens Against The Dollar As Bdc Intervention Goes On by CHYMZZY(m): 10:32am On Oct 14, 2016

Please! Call me bck when $1=#1 as PMB PROMISED
Then i will change my name to ßuhari and turn to a muslem! If and only if(IFF) E fit happen!

Crime › Re: "We Rob Chinese In Lagos Pretending To Search For Drugs" - 3 Policemen by CHYMZZY(m): 10:26am On Oct 14, 2016

Police is your friend is what the useless cliché sounds! Naw! Dragin' this zoo to poo'to poo'to!

Politics › Re: Fayose Personally Arrests Cow At Ikole Ekiti (Photos) by CHYMZZY(m): 9:44am On Oct 13, 2016

recievesense:
You can post in your native tongue. English is not a mandatory language for posting on NL.

Him English, E pain you?

Politics › Re: Fayose Personally Arrests Cow At Ikole Ekiti (Photos) by CHYMZZY(m): 9:22am On Oct 13, 2016

Sibrah:
Cow chasing governor . . .

ßecox na ur brother cow.

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Politics › Re: "Buhari Asks BBC Not To Air Aisha Buhari's Explosive Interview On Saturday" - SR by CHYMZZY(m): 9:09am On Oct 13, 2016

So many drama unfoldin' ? Make i go chop beans come back..
I no tell you AFONJAS that dix will happen? grin

Crime › Re: Drugs Barons Arrested In Cross River With Drugs Worth Over N2.5billion . PICS by CHYMZZY(m): 3:26pm On Oct 12, 2016

Dnuel:
Stop drugs today.
Check my signature and learn how to make money online.

you don enter 1chance with this your signature. Better check reviews b4 hustlin' 4 some 1.. My 1ounce.

Crime › Re: Drugs Barons Arrested In Cross River With Drugs Worth Over N2.5billion . PICS by CHYMZZY(m): 3:10pm On Oct 12, 2016

wheredemdey:
Someone ratted out these guys.... There is absolutely no way the grossly incompetent Nigerian security agencies would have known that drugs were hidden in those objects.... It's not possible.

Moral of the story is that we should all be mindful of in-house enemies.... People that pretend they are our friends and family but will be the first to rat us out.

That's all

you wey knw!

Politics › Re: For 10mins An 8yr Old Girl Was Uganda’s Army Chief by CHYMZZY(m): 12:41pm On Oct 09, 2016

What if an igbo man is the president of Nigeria right now, for only, just but only 60mins..

Think thing will have been better after that 5mins..

Romance › Re: I Got Pregnant For A Man Who Doesn’t Want It. by CHYMZZY(m): 10:13am On Oct 08, 2016

TrapQueen77:
If I were her, I keep the baby but damn I won't go back to a dead beat bf....

She's lucky tat both sides of the family are very supportive and tatz only matter.. Men nowadays most of them their brain is in their dick . Once they messed up, they gonna point their dirty fingers..

Some gurls self, in this dispensation havin' unprotected sex, complain' when they are pregnant.. Shm
Trapqueen: same do some gurls in their V. When dey takin' the brain and complain' when it mature.

Politics › Re: North Central - Middle Belt And Southern Hypocrisy by CHYMZZY(m): 9:59am On Oct 08, 2016

Op! what are you sayin' ?
Please, your ascertion is baseless! you dont seat at comfort of you home and type trash...
Go tell that one to the birds!

The North in this context is the HAUSA's and they are divide not United.
A jukun man form taraba will tell his not hausa, same with ßachama, kiliba, mickika, tiv, edoma, trubu, etc will tell you same.

Stop foolin' yourself, even thou some region in Nigeria are zombies.

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Investment › Re: Be A Crypto Currency Miner And Start Earning Bitcoins And Etherium (vip's Only) by CHYMZZY(m): 6:18am On Oct 08, 2016

Chimeziechymz@yahoo.com

Crime › Re: How A Man Grabbed Kidnap Suspect Who Broke Into Granddaughter’s Room (PICTURED) by CHYMZZY(m): 9:32pm On Oct 07, 2016

Brendaniel:
Good and don't poke your nose into a Nigerian's matter cause I will defend a Nigerian

u try well well bro..
MTCHEEW!

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Having Fun With Davido In The Studio - ( Pics, Video) by CHYMZZY(m): 3:22pm On Oct 01, 2016

Ike dix gurl bu kwa Machine!

Investment Ads › Re: Do You Want To Know How You Can Make 5000daily?? by CHYMZZY(m): 3:13pm On Oct 01, 2016

Did u say one thousand naira.

Crime › Re: How A Man Grabbed Kidnap Suspect Who Broke Into Granddaughter’s Room (PICTURED) by CHYMZZY(m): 3:08pm On Oct 01, 2016

Brendaniel:
Bro, this isn't about food or hunger, it's about identity , are you a Nigerian? If you are, then behave like one...

Am not a Nigerian!
Stop pokin' your nose on somethin' wey no concern you.
Quote me no more!
I be alien!

Politics › Re: Buhari Has Shown He Belongs To Somebody After All – PDP by CHYMZZY(m): 1:37pm On Oct 01, 2016

B4 nko! Shey em' don kidnap emefele wife naw demandin' 1.5 trillion naira to free ha!

Health › Re: Woman Discharges Maggots From Her Vagina In Ogun (Photo) by CHYMZZY(m): 1:20pm On Oct 01, 2016

What?
MAGGOT?
Thinkin' of how to breed maggot for my fish farm, god this one no be opportunity ?

Crime › Re: How A Man Grabbed Kidnap Suspect Who Broke Into Granddaughter’s Room (PICTURED) by CHYMZZY(m): 1:12pm On Oct 01, 2016

Brendaniel:
This space is reserved for aliens.....

If i quote you knw that means u are hungry, CLICK the link on my siggy and have food to eat.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: WAEC Invites Applicants For Aptitude Test. by CHYMZZY(m): 12:16pm On Oct 01, 2016

Busbar:
What post did she applied for?

CHECKERS

Education › Re: Ssanu FUNAAB Celebrates VC's Birthday With Bread And Coke (Photos) by CHYMZZY(m): 11:50am On Oct 01, 2016

Just what am doin' ryt naw!
Just anythin'Wey go hold belle.. We dey recession.
grin

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Politics › Re: Police Jeep Trapped At Ariaria Market In Aba by CHYMZZY(m): 11:45am On Oct 01, 2016

If EFCC did not apprehend T. A. ORJI, then their labor is in vain!

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's 56th Independence Message by CHYMZZY(m): 10:52am On Oct 01, 2016

dimieprincess:
Look out for the haters from North and West poles desecrate this thread because of the cowardice attitude of Jonathan.

Buhari please jail this coward call Jonathan for me, e jo.

seems like you're just comin' out from a cave.
Park well joor..

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's 56th Independence Message by CHYMZZY(m): 10:40am On Oct 01, 2016

I love this man! Simple MsG that hold a lot of motivation and inspiration.
Am motivate and Inspired by this MsG!

Politics › Re: Google Celebrates Nigeria @ 56 by CHYMZZY(m): 8:10am On Oct 01, 2016

NEXT!

Politics › Re: Happy 56th Independence Anniversary Nigeria by CHYMZZY(m): 8:06am On Oct 01, 2016

nyben4eva:
Nnamdi Azikiwe integrated Nigeria and Nnamdi Kalu is about disintegrating her.What a twist of fate!

Your evaluation, abi?

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