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Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by CHYMZZY(m): 11:03pm On Sep 26, 2016

So if the problem is from the man, would he be bold enough to tell her that he's been wastin' sperm on Olosho and ashawo em' , that it's the cause of him low sperm count! Rubbish!

Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by CHYMZZY(m): 10:53pm On Sep 26, 2016

faitheverest:
Someone just registered today and suddenly her posts dey front page... It is well oooo
Make una no ban me I take God beg una!

Nne Ndo!

E na enye nsogbu here!

Programming › Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CHYMZZY(m): 10:43pm On Sep 26, 2016

seunthomas:
See me see wahala. Some people go just wake up from sleep start to they open mouth. Na who call you enter this matter We no need your 2cent. Wetin 2cent fit buy for this our change economy?? Abeg hold yourself. Carry your wahala go another thread.

Normally i dont use to mention people, apperently it seems like all am sayin' in my first 2 paragraph seems to be related to you..
Maybe this might be a stupid bug to express myself to you..
Int main () [
if [
cout<< "you have nothing reasonable to say, dnt quote or mention me" << endl;
]
If else[
cout<< "quote/mention me" << endl;
]

Else [
cout << "stay away like a cactus in a desert" ;
]

return 0 ;

]

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Programming › Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CHYMZZY(m): 10:08pm On Sep 26, 2016

[b] Seems like you guy dont have job or work to do.
Even the one that can't even write a single line of code like "Hello world"..
It so pathetic that you guys are beefin' each other here..
Being a programmer does'nt flex in the muscle or mouth..
It's a matter of how many problem can you solve.
That while i like and follow the owner of this Nairaland SEUN, coz he see the need for Nigerians to have their own sort of platform to talk and share everythin' concernin' us, he created NAIRALAND... It's high time for YOU timing young programmer TO let your brains & hands do the thinkin' and puzzle on any program of fluence to solve problem. Than dropin' trash on networks!
As a computational scientist or programmer you guys should be talkin'bout how to solve problem..
Turn problems into opportunites, there are thousands of opportunites in Nigeria relatin' to ICT, software developers, programmers etc...

Right now Am thinkin' of a program that will be used to read election that is synchronize with national iD and voter's card without any bias, just like ßVN.. Since riggin' in Nigeria is now a welcomed norm...

My 2cents. [/b]

Politics › Re: INEC In Edo Takes Delivery Of Sensitive Materials From CBN by CHYMZZY(m): 8:48pm On Sep 26, 2016

Nyerhovwo101:
seems u have forgotten osho baba is shareholder in this dispensation like Ameachi

That means he is immune by the blood of ßuhari's, you mean? cry

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Politics › Re: Edo APC Sets Up Free Akara Spots Ahead Of The State Election [photo] by CHYMZZY(m): 4:28pm On Sep 26, 2016

Sure say na only akara em' dey collect..?

Politics › Re: INEC In Edo Takes Delivery Of Sensitive Materials From CBN by CHYMZZY(m): 4:11pm On Sep 26, 2016

Make em' do abeg! Cant wait for EFCC to aprehend the round ugly head osimole or whatever!

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Politics › Re: James Ibori Is Set To Return By December, Delta Residents Rejoice by CHYMZZY(m): 4:02pm On Sep 26, 2016

hmmm!
EFCC dey eye this one as soon as his leg dey touch 9ja soil..when he was the governor na this song i de always hear fop Delta Brocasting Service
' Ibori...
You are ower man,
you are our choice.
Ibori...
You are our pride again!
At the beginin' you brought peace & restored hope,
your development project came,
and brought joy and happiness blah blah blah blah
.
.
.
.
You have given us strength to have faith in government'
vote for Chief James Onanefe Ibori .

chai!

Celebrities › Re: 2baba And His Daughter, Olivi Idibia Relaxing In Bed by CHYMZZY(m): 3:19pm On Sep 26, 2016

The babe resemble angry

her mumsy...
Cool one.. shocked

Health › Re: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by CHYMZZY(m): 1:36pm On Sep 26, 2016

I build my brain to be a problem solve with the little codes that i can write. Why muscles? You want to be a thug?

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Mother In Court As Her Son's Trial Resumes Today. Photos by CHYMZZY(m): 1:08pm On Sep 26, 2016

Yorubamafia:
I hope he is sentenced to life in prison with hard labor or sent to the hang man's noose for termination to the under world. We warned against his antics then but his gullible supporters believed him and entrusted their lives savings with him just because of a fraudulent biafra. I lost my friend ifeanyi who was brainwashed by Nnamdi kanu on biafra radio to join the fruitless protest for biafra. Rip ifeanyi, may God punish Nnamdi Kanu for the lives lost as a result of the useless biafra protests

shey! food don land for you?

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Romance › Re: Man Claims He Can Tell Woman's Fortune By handling Their Boobs by CHYMZZY(m): 1:00pm On Sep 26, 2016

annnikky:
Dnt wori about wat I'll do with it

Hmmm.. I dey fear you. Endtime fortune teller.

Romance › Re: Man Claims He Can Tell Woman's Fortune By handling Their Boobs by CHYMZZY(m): 10:31am On Sep 26, 2016

annnikky:
No na just asking

If you ask and get the head of John the ßaptist..
Wetin' you go do with am?

Politics › Re: Photos Of The NLNG Plant In Bonny Island, Rivers State That FG Wants To Sell by CHYMZZY(m): 10:24am On Sep 26, 2016

They say make we go farm, we go.
They place embergo on importation, we stop importin'.
They say make we give land for animal ranche, we did (did anybody watch AIT this mornin'?)

Now they are off to sell our most percious patrimony...

This refubrished modern slavery...

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Romance › Re: Man Claims He Can Tell Woman's Fortune By handling Their Boobs by CHYMZZY(m): 10:04pm On Sep 25, 2016

annnikky:
Hope u guyz will accept it

Haaah! Na wetin de hungry you?

Romance › Re: Man Claims He Can Tell Woman's Fortune By handling Their Boobs by CHYMZZY(m): 10:04pm On Sep 25, 2016

annnikky:
Hope u guyz will accept it

Haaah! Na wetin de hungry you?

Romance › Re: Man Claims He Can Tell Woman's Fortune By handling Their Boobs by CHYMZZY(m): 4:36pm On Sep 25, 2016

Strange!
Oneday a woman will emerge and begin to touch a man's joystick
to do same like this Man

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Romance › Re: OMG!!! See Why This Woman Is Called The ‘snake Woman Of Africa’ (photos) by CHYMZZY(m): 2:36pm On Sep 24, 2016

Pesin fit bleep this one? grin

Romance › Re: Where Do You Like To Be Touched Most? - A Lady Responds by CHYMZZY(m): 2:13pm On Sep 24, 2016

faithugo64:
better pikin

a credit bank alert can raise a dead man in this recession

And equally make one smile even if na the pesin father's burial .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by CHYMZZY(m): 2:10pm On Sep 24, 2016

This game don enta 4 me O!

Politics › Re: Clark, Others Rebuff N-delta Summit, Warn Buhari Not To Listen To Amaechi by CHYMZZY(m): 2:07pm On Sep 24, 2016

This Elder Edwin and Ameachi are sly old foxes deceivin' Niger delta from time immemorial..

Politics › Re: Combating Political Terrorism: 4 Ways Jibrin Would Have Nailed Dogara Quicker by CHYMZZY(m): 1:53pm On Sep 24, 2016

Coool..
All of em' are bird of same feathers!
So it wont be necessary, even if it is he will use it to blackmail him to his favour..

Crime › Re: Man Murders Father-in-law, Kills Him With An Axe, Judge Sentences Him To Jail by CHYMZZY(m): 1:42pm On Sep 24, 2016

Kill by the sword and die by the sword. No fair hearin' will grant this menacing man jail term or right to rot in jail, coz these kind of people are meant to meet their waterloo once spoted with their evil...

Crime › Re: Mother Saves Family’s Life By Giving Gunman Head To Distract Him by CHYMZZY(m): 1:34pm On Sep 24, 2016

LESSON of the whole Senario is that ßJ saves live in America..
Not in Naija!
I repeats this wont work in Nigeria, coz Naija robbers stinks down there and thinkin' of doin the BJ is another painful death wish...

Crime › Re: Man Hand Was Cut Off For Stealing Plasma Tv In Akwa Ibom State (see Photos) by CHYMZZY(m): 1:21pm On Sep 24, 2016

This guys are not smiling o! Like pesin' wey cut that hand dey sell meat b4.. Naija T-bag welcome..

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by CHYMZZY(m): 1:04pm On Sep 24, 2016

VikingsOO7:
it will enter. I just spoke with both coaches.

okay nah...

Celebrities › Re: Serena Williams Expose Voluptuous Cleavage In Milan by CHYMZZY(m): 1:02pm On Sep 24, 2016

She try ! Even though the ßooßs dey THINK..

Romance › Re: Naija Couple's Wedding Picture Sends Internet Into Meltdown by CHYMZZY(m): 12:58pm On Sep 24, 2016

Avalon316:
You no get ass for anyone to grab. Abeg, go sit down.

U JUST TALK WETIN DEY MY MIND!

Romance › Re: Naija Couple's Wedding Picture Sends Internet Into Meltdown by CHYMZZY(m): 12:55pm On Sep 24, 2016

Seems like this man hand is familiar with agege bread...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (4 - 1) On 24th September 2016 by CHYMZZY(m): 12:47pm On Sep 24, 2016

holuwatobhy:
Na so your ticket cut

make i check am again! grin

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