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SportsRe: Moses Begged Mikel Before Taking The Penalty Against Ethiopia by ChyV(f): 2:22pm On Feb 01, 2013
Intrepid!:
How does this stop him from playing his usual rubbish, shielding the ball unnecessarily and slowing down play?
he is playing more than rubbish
CrimeRe: 2 Sons Kidnap 74-yr-Old Father, Demand N5m Ransom! by ChyV(f): 10:19am On Jan 31, 2013
chiover: A snake cannot give birth to short organism, in other words like papa like sons
don't say a thng like dat again
PoliticsRe: Fake Currency Syndicate Smash In Lagos by ChyV(f): 11:06am On Jan 29, 2013
Maxymilliano: The police in Lagos have smashed a fake currency printing syndicate, arresting five suspects.

The syndicate, which specialized in printing local and foreign currencies, has allegedly been operating for about five years.

Femi Jacob, Ramon Adeoye, Akeem Ayodabo, Isaka Usman and Onyeka Ibe, were paraded yesterday at the Command Headquarters in Ikeja, by the Commissioner of Police, Umar Manko.

Jacob and Ayodabo are said to be printers heading two of the syndicate’sbranches. Ibe is suspected to be their client, who used fake and original currencies to buy electronic products, which he sells in Onitsha, Anambra State.

Adeoye was described as a distributor of fake currencies, which he supplies to Bureau de Change operators within and outside the country. Usma reportedly helped Ayodabo to print and distribute the fake currencies.

Over N100 million worth of fake currencies, including US dollars, pounds sterling, euros and Ghanaian cedis, were recovered from the suspects. Also recovered were 22 fake currency printing and one cutting machines.

Parading the suspects, Manko said the officer-in-charge of the Special Anti-robbery Squad (SARS), Mr Abba Kyari, a Superintendent of Police (SP), got wind of the syndicate’s operation at 6 Ogunlana Street, Alagbado, a Lagos suburb.

He said Kyari led SARS operatives to the place where surveillance was mounted and Femi and Ramon arrested. He said Femi took the police to Ikorodu where they arrested Usman and Ayodabo.

Femi, who confessed to being a smuggler before joining the syndicate, told The Nation that he sells a bundle of fake N100, 000 for N3,000, and one bundle of fake $100 for N4000. He said he started the illegal business about three years ago and has made “a lot of money from it”.

He said: “When any currency is given to you, pour water on it. If it is fake it will tear immediately. If you do not have water, use your saliva. You can also find out if it is fake by squeezing and dropping it on the table, it will not remain squeezed if it is fake.”

According to him, he used to be a printer until somebody introduced himto the fake currency business.

“The first business we did we made so much money and that was why I remained in the business”, he said, adding that one of his distributors, Mallam Ibrahim, a Bureau de Change operator, is at large.

Ibe said he was duped by some fake money launderers who later introduced him to the illegal business.

He said: “I was duped by some people who came to my shop in Onitsha and bought all my goods with fake currencies. After going to the police for several months without any success, I met the people who duped me again and they decided to introduce me to the fake currency business”.

Ibe said in less than two months he recovered all his money and also made so much money buying goods with fake currencies.

He said he was arrested when he came to Lagos to buy another batch of fake currencies from his supplier.

“I did not know Femi had been arrested by the police. He called me from the police station and told me that he has new and more genuine fake currencies for sale. It was those currencies that I came to buy and was arrested by the police”, he said.

Manko said investigation was ongoing adding that the suspects would be charged to court soon.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/police-smash-fake-currency-syndicate/
they suspected Onyeka Ibe to be their client, how sure are they? (the police)
PoliticsRe: Horrible Accident At Nkpor Flyover On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway by ChyV(f): 10:42am On Jan 29, 2013
Osama10: People need to be more careful on the roads even though we know they very bad. shocked shocked shocked
the road in quote is nt bad at all. It might be all des one way driving
Christianity EtcRe: Driver Preaching On The Steering by ChyV(f): 12:47pm On Jan 27, 2013
FXKing2012: Dear OP,
The driver did a great thing by yielding to the call to preach in all corners of the world but the devil tried to use you to stop him - good he didnt stop.
The Bible says angels in heaven rejoice over a single soul that repents here on earth; if his preaching will help save a soul then it's worth it.

The worst case scenerio is you have an accident because he wasnt concentrating, you all die and go to heaven. Heaven is much better than this world, so you should be overly glad to go to heaven.

Remember you will someday be asked by God why you prevented the driver from doing God's work. Perhaps you even prevented a soul from being saved that day and the blood of such is on your head.

The Bible commands us to be meek and set good examples as Christians, where was your meekness on that fateful day? Ask for forgiveness and try to save souls by preaching to make up for your sin.

Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Cheers!
he is nt just against his preaching but bcs he is preaching at d wrong time.

Preaching n driving is nt fair bcs u will loose focuse
SportsRe: Player Rating - Nigeria Vs Zambia by ChyV(f): 7:06pm On Jan 25, 2013
hollandis: emenike in my opinion is 5
no bros, d guy Emenike tried his best, don't u c wen Uche wants to replace him they said no not minding dat d zambians was attacking him badly.
PoliticsRe: Obi Announces Plan To Build Malls by ChyV(f): 2:36pm On Jan 24, 2013
ow11: Is it the government's duty to build malls or roads to the malls?
so roads is the only thng u knw?
PoliticsRe: Obi Announces Plan To Build Malls by ChyV(f): 2:32pm On Jan 24, 2013
exxell: CAPITAL FOOL..... AGBERO IN A SUIT! sad sad sad WE DONT NEED YOU TO IMPRESS ANYMORE..... DO FAST AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE! COME 2015, OUR MESSIAH IN THE SENATE IS COMING BACK wink wink wink
mumu u bi
FamilyRe: He Beat-up His Elder Sister For His Wife by ChyV(f): 2:15pm On Jan 16, 2013
gentlegg: Reading people taking sides with the man baffles me.

Well, as far as am concerned is only a FOOLISH man will beat his elder sister for the sake of his younger wife.

I read people saying why should a married woman leave her husband house and go to another woman's house to confront her. This sounds so childish to me, she is not just a married woman going to another married woman's house, she is an elder sister going to her younger brother's house, that is two clear different scenario. She heard that her younger brother's wife gossips with her, went to see her, probably to confirm the gossip from her and know why. She was locked out at first instance, she have not even gained entrance at all, while she was outside, she didn't force the door open, she didn't break the windows, but just patiently wait for either the gossiping sister-in-law to open for her or for her younger brother to come back and settle the issue. Only for the foolish man to come back and start beating her sister to blood point. Mostly some females here were insinuating that the sister must her fought him first, well in our Igbo culture, a real man would take a slap from her mum, aunt, elderly women and elder sister, and honestly such a slap is not for a fight, is just to call back the man to order. In this case, i picture the man coming back and immediately start shouting on the sister and exchanging words with her so as to side with the gossiping wife. Then the sister feeling embarrassed and being a woman can give him a slap probably to call him to order.

The hottest slaps I've gotten in my life was from my aunt. Not a slap but slaps, she slapped me the first one, i stood and gazed at her very angrily, then she repeated slaps on me for even looking at her in such an angry way (am already married then) and it would have been a taboo for me to hit her back. After everything i found out that i misbehaved in the first place, and that's why she gave me the first slap, i later apologized to her.
bt d man's sister is very wrong.
FamilyRe: He Beat-up His Elder Sister For His Wife by ChyV(f): 2:11pm On Jan 16, 2013
D woman deserve it bcs she dosent hav respect n regard 4 his brother.

Who is she to go to his brother's house to fight d wife? Even if d brother's wife is a baby of 10 yrs, it's very wrong.
IslamRe: Imo Traditional Ruler Converts To Islam by ChyV(f): 1:57am On Jan 13, 2013
“I did not accept Islam, I only revert to the religion that our forefathers practice and the universal religion of humanity. I’m impressed by the good nature of Muslims’ love for everybody and hatred for none apart from the way they revere Allah and all the Prophets without discrimination.

“I am also impressed by the brotherhood and mutual respect for each other and other members of the community,” he said.

He also said he was not under any pressure to drop his old name for becoming a Muslim and that his children and other family members did not oppose his being a Muslim.

Lies, an Igbo man - he is loking or planning for something
RomanceRe: Love Letter Written In Yoruba Language! by ChyV(f): 7:54am On Jan 10, 2013
~vicky~:
pardon the english with igbo grin

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi
very funny, but it's true o. I guess they have sent such to u?
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by ChyV(f): 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2012
donziko: seriouslyhuhthen what would you expect when you send a sum of thirty thousand naira to an account number which is not mistaken,an account number which you've used to buy something beforehuhwhat could possibly have went wronghuhwhere did my money go tohuhOK NOW I THINK I KNOW WHAT TO DO.I'LL HEAD STRAIGHT TO MY BANK TOMORROW MORNING??ASK THEM WHO OWNS THE ACCOUNT NUMBER I SENT 30K TOhuhAND IF THE MONEY WAS ACTUALLY SENT TO THAT SAME ACCOUNT NUMBER...ONE WAY OR THE OTHER THE GOD I SERVE WILL SURELY SOLVE THIS PROBLEM AND IF AT THE END AM ALL AT FAULT I SWEAR I WILL APOLOGIZE TO YOU MR CHIBUZOR...BUT IF AT LAST ALL THIS IS FROM YOUR PART...AM TELLING YOU FROM THE DEPTH OF MY HEART...YOU WILL GET YOUR SHARE FROM LIFE...FOR WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND...IF NOT NOW,IN THE NEAREST GENERATION.I WOULD JUST SIT DOWN AND THINK ABOUT HOW TO TARNISH THE IMAGE OF SOMEONE WHO HAS A FAMILY TO CATER FOR ??AM NOT HEARTLESS.IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T DEAL IN CARS...HOW CAN AIRTEL GIVE TWO INDIVIDUALS THE SAME LINE.?
but u knw atimes, dat bankers are funny n careless
SportsRe: New Pidgin English Site From Supersport by ChyV(f): 5:30am On Dec 15, 2012
Livermeka: I have just discovered the awesome new SuperSport naija mobile site
you can find it on your phones by visiting ng.supersport.mobi
It's an excluse very Nigeria site and offers you the best football experience with naija flavour

http://ng.supersport.mobi/
www.supersport.com/football/nigeria-naija
it's nt pidgn eng, bcs pidgn is nt eng bt rather pidgn is a language dat is use in a community dat dosen't hav a common language, so pidgn language is preferable dan pidgn english.
RomanceRe: When Your Lover Introduces You As A Friend To His/her Friends? by ChyV(f): 9:50pm On Dec 07, 2012
[quote author=gboss4sure]Do I need to say what I will do. If my GF introduces me as just a friend to her girlfriends I will right there in her presence chyke any of those her friends. [/quote
RomanceRe: When Your Lover Introduces You As A Friend To His/her Friends? by ChyV(f): 9:49pm On Dec 07, 2012
[quote author=gboss4sure]Do I need to say what I will do. If my GF introduces me as just a friend to her girlfriends I will right there in her presence chyke any of those her friends. [/quote
bad boy
Christianity EtcRe: “We Should Spend Less On Ourselves And More On Others” –T.B Joshua Tells Pastors by ChyV(f): 9:15pm On Dec 07, 2012
mankand: na wash.....

After you have over fed yourself with sales of Anointing oil N5, 000 per bottle you come out here to spit venom.

I comment my reserve
did he force u to buy d water?
RomanceRe: Men Only! What Can Make You Cry? by ChyV(f): 7:07pm On Dec 06, 2012
So only onion can make u cry? U no bi am
PoliticsRe: 20 Ladies Killed In Maiduguri For Wearing Mini-Skirts & Trousers? by ChyV(f): 12:44pm On Nov 24, 2012
[quote author=ucforu]op
FashionRe: What Part Of Your Body Do You Spend On The Most ? by ChyV(f): 9:30pm On Nov 17, 2012
My face
FoodRe: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by ChyV(f): 6:53pm On Nov 16, 2012
[quote author=Joeblis]Rice, beans,tea,yam,bread,akara(beans ball),patato,plantain, meat..[/quote
what then do u eat?
CelebritiesRe: Ghana Actor, Eddy Nartey Stabbed By His Nigerian Girlfriend by ChyV(f): 3:29pm On Nov 16, 2012
Ayomax: you can neva cheat on a igbo girl and get away with it. lialia
the source said Nigerian girl nt Igbo girl
EducationRe: Fact You Should Know About English by ChyV(f): 9:32pm On Nov 13, 2012
speeder: Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltter be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. So wuold you pealse hit
'LIKE' if you can magane to raed tihs
*Kails*:
Wlel im ilatirete. Nro be my fuatl. tongue
speeder: Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltter be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. So wuold you pealse hit
'LIKE' if you can magane to raed tihs
never use des in exam hall
HealthRe: Men: Experts Say You’re Overweight If You Can’t See Your Joystick by ChyV(f): 8:17pm On Nov 11, 2012
I can't stop laughing

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