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B for BOLO
C for Coward
D for Dullapo.

Send me the babe's number

If only there's a way to send money for borehole to them. If there's any reliable person who I can contact for this purpose, kindly buzz me.

Abeg your post is dead jor. Which hottest babes? Most are smellos and razzites!

Jelo4kul:
Yes o. This is the kind of family we should desire to have.. I know Prof.Osibanjo would win Vice president election . he deserves it tho he is in APC. Still remember to vote Jonathan for Presidential candidate.


Vote wisely
Vote Jonathan for President

How can PYO win VP and GEJ win Presidential. That's two different parties, Mr. Genius

VickyRotex:
You saying you're perfect

Okay

No now, just that I take time to go over most things I type before sending. Nice profile pic btw

hollandis:
Do you have a degree?

I have a degree in Accounting, and an Msc in risk mgt. Will soon add my prof cert to it. So what's your point?

VickyRotex:
She meant Ceasing na...

It happens, don't you make mistakes at times spelling words with same pronunciation

Nope I don't. I take 10 seconds to check before sending anything I type.

Pinkiedearie:
Bottomline is pray without season!..whether clad or unclad..

Season? Dry season abi na rainy season, which one?

sakaguchi:
[b] Story story!

Once upon a time, I had 2 dogs (male and female) who can't bark, don't bite, they don't do anything that other canines do. They run at the sound of gunshot or on sighting thieves. The thieves came in and sacked my community. They took my sandals away, they took my food away, they took my cars ways and stole all the books I bought for my kids.

10 dog years later, this two dogs birthed 2 puppies. This puppies became everything their dog parent never were. They backed at thieves, chase them out of my area, and protected me, my sandals, my food, and cars and the books from theft.

So happy by their birth, I sold the 2 dog parents to my envious neighbour.

My envious neighbour started spreading propagandas that my dogs are responsible for the constant attacks be thief in my community because all the while, my dogs are the first to scamper for safety on sighting thieves. That we must change dogs. That his dogs are better. That we must CHANGE. Then I laugh. Change has already arrived naturally. God changed the dogs and gave me newer dogs. If God says yes, who can say No? Gods change is everlasting.

Didactics.


My community= Nigeria
Me= PDP
My Sandals = Trains, rails and Good roads
The 2 useless dog parents= GMB, Tinubu, etc
The 2 effective dogs = GEJ, Akinwumi Adesina etc
My jealous neighbour=APC
My food= efficient fertilizer assisted grown Maize, Cassava etc
Cars =Innoson Cars
Books= Universities, Almajeri schools etc

Once again. God's change is the best. If God says Yes, who can say No or Broom? [/b]

What a dry story. Daft idea linking GMB to your boring tale. Don't waste space again ok?

Why that nigga holding the bouquet though?

ozoigbondu:
No illiterate shall lead me the courts should do the needful and disqualify this old goon from the ptesidential contest and strip.him of all his millitary ranks and all the privildges following it cos he shouldn't have been in the millitary in the first place or better demoted to a lance corporal

Meanwhile GEJ till 2019

Daft comment

HVD!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
just aired ma views, if ya hate it go hang yaself on high tension wire in ore

Been following your comments. Bro you are quite unintelligent. Go to romance section and join the bad advice givers there. Also drop your email let me scan a copy of brighter grammar to u. I'm serious you're not a smart person, it's not a sin. Let's help you.

theV0ice:
did your handler forget to lock your cage? which zoo did you escape from?

after you'll call buhari an illiterate. How does a single man change a nation's constitution to sharia single handedly in a presidential system of govt with a bicameral legislature and 36 state houses of assembly?

I bow oh. Help me ask our resident "GENIUSES" (dullards actually)

theV0ice:
count how many swear words you've poured forth in one single post and you'll see the depth of your depravity. you're a psychological wreak in need of plenty help.

Keep it up my friend while i keep trying to straighten you up

meanwhile all you said up there is trash again

Chief abeg don't reply that bumbling fool. See the rubbish he's saying, he's a slow poke. And that's not even counting the many grammatical errors. Just ignore him.

autotrader014:
This is very bad, why cant kids here in the south be allowed to have a PVC. This shiits only happens in the north and we sit here and watch being cheated.. This is pure cheating

Silly you! That's national ID not PVC! See how people spread falsehood!

showreals:
Check this

Ah bro!! This sums it all up lmao!


I was very stubborn and I did all these punishments at home and chowed better cane in school. There was hardly any day mehn.

Oii why are u using that font. Not nice jor. Makes stuff harder to read.


Oh and btw #GMB2015 #March4Buhari


Goodluck bignose out

It's true jare iyanya. People should stop being envious, after all we too show off in our own little way. The sky is big enough for all birds to fly.

Mehn this is too funny. Laughed and almost bashed my G wagon. Anyway I wish the boy and his toy good luck. Hope the toy doesn't steal or give the maid belle.

Some people are really daft though. So because asari supports PDP that they love they defend his lawlessness and animalistic behaviour. God forbid.

criminalmindz:
A PARTY THAT CELEBRATE CRIMINALS AND RETARDED PEOPLE LIKE AMAECHI

Get off my mentions, u are one of them as ur name suggests

This useless fatso will soon come and say he wants to be governor. A clueless government that celebrates criminals like dokubo deserves to be booted out of power asap.

Lmfao! Ahahn. This guy is possessed oh. This mumu no be ordinary. Kelechukwu na the guy wey dey use him bar build mansions for naija whilst mumu ode dey sell him plasma.

He needs deliverance asap.

LAX89:
And while you're busy wasting your lives, here's what another young Nigerian is doing with his life:

http://vimeo.com/45493623

It's your life that will be wasted. Slow poke

toluleke:
I read random comments and I shake my head for this sinful generation that has lost it moral values..I wonder what happened to abstinence till the day of your wedding. If your husband should travel or dies it means you should go all over sleeping with men,what would some single parents do,SHAME on this GENERATION..virtous sisters and brothers are gone.

Mr. Virtuous Morals, wetin u dey find for romance section? U nor know where religion or politics dey? Leave us and our generation, like say u beta pass sef.

S

ohaleoghene:
no ,he doesn't have a gf abroad. I guarantee you that ,and he has been keeping himself too. we have been for six year and there is no case of cheating or lies

Looool if I hear say he no dey nack there. I know my fellow men. Don't dull yourself oh. Go and get laid. Holla when you make up your mind.

Lmao! E don Tey since kcee dey wear rubbish

wristwatch:
I hope 9ja babes will give an expensive gift 2 dir bfs this year val.

I pray oh. My own gift is going to be a parting one. I don tire for the broke ass sense-babe

Who does this zookeeper from the trenches of otuoke think he's deceiving with that epistle they wrote for him. Goodluck Jonathan save your breath for EFCC and the courts when you are chased out of aso rock with the broom of change. You and your half-wit madmani sambo

PDP never ceases to amaze me. They come up with new daft, dense and outright retarded adverts every day.