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Witch fit try anything o but cut my joystick? Na there the winsh go fade

Lol. Dry couple.

This is rubbish. What did they gain from vandalising the cars? Stupid fellows.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Who gave zahria buhari the phone to type this nonsense on twitter? What does she know about politics?

She should focus on her photoshop pictures which she would use to attract guys that would lead to a standing oviation and increase the demand for vaseline in the market and forget about politics...

I hope she has her waec result too? We don't wanna hear stories that can touch..


GEJ till 2019
Judiciary till 3019(for buhari waec)
Nairaland till 4019 if possible.

U chose the right name for ur profile

You sef u no try. Why u go allow dem catch u. Smh. Anyway, wumi gats to go like asap and u have to beg ur mother in law or else it'll blow up later.

Me and my crew wud be in the rich boy category. Not like we wanted to show off but if you've got it you've got it and I heard camp food tastes like soap

It's an African thing. The guy must chase after the girl.

Na jet be that.

Blackmail the guy to stop going out since he fears your family so much. In fact write 10 commandments for him

ganye1:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/hausa/news/2015/01/150124_pdp_yuguda?ocid=socialflow_facebook

Translation:

Wait is it just me or is this post hard to understand with all the mistakes

It's only guys that don't drive or drive dead cars that would be scared to walk up to you. My girl had a car before me but I didn't send though...if I want you, I'm coming for you...if u like drive armoured tank. Highest you'll say no.

I swear this nuella resemble Carmen Hayes. If u no know am google na ur paddi

Mehn if this is true I feel really sorry for you. Its hard to imagine that a guy would keep raping you after he married you as a form of revenge. That means he doesn't love you, he just wanted to win you. You need to be strong and rise above him. Report him to your pastor and/or family and don't be scared if you have to leave the marriage.

Lastly (and I'm sorry to bring this up now, really) work on your English.

tupacshakur:
Pictures of your alleged Father sexing your mother on the day you were conceived OR someone else, possibly the Landlord, is your Father!

Shey na everytime una go dey demand picture evidence ni?

Haba that's too extreme. Afterall its obviously a joke. Even the person he's talking to didn't react like this. You need to be careful.

[quote author=DollyParton1 post=28538896]1st picture: looks like Sanyeri in the home video "Opakan". The only thing missing is the tribal mark.
2nd picture: Dressed like those gate men in those low budget Yoruba movie.
3rd picture: looks like a constipated someone taking a poop.
4th picture: of all the upsome and awesome backsides in naija. Na this technical drawing board backside he go use.

Bottom line: Money good for body. He don fresh now with his 1 million coil jerry.

Looooooooooooooooooooooool

Lwdvm o

Lol. No chicken, meat or egg in this chow? Or even sardine. Na wa mehn.

See her forehead sef. Expected a finer babe but I guess we men don't really send face long as we're smashing it.

tartar9:
may Allah(SA) guide him to Islam.cant wait for when the flag of the Caliphate flies over st.peters basillica.

You are a big joker. If u can't wait better go and mount the flag there by yourself. Nonsense talk. Mcheew

Jaymima:
29 years old father (i pray o!)of a 13 years old daughter. Congrats beauty.
In other news...
A Nigerian teacher was sent to
China to teach. The first day he
entered class, he began by roll-
calling. He said "Sheng." A student
said "Present." He called the
second name, Chu Muon. Another student said "Present." Suddenly,
he sneezed, "hatchia" One
student seated at the corner
stood up and said, "Present." He
then exclaimed and
said,"hmmmm..." all the students shouted "Absent." He got
confused and said," Shaa..." Three
students stood up and said,
"Which of us?" The teacher
became more confused and he
asked, " What is wrong?" A student stood up and said, " Sir,
I'm not Wrong, I'm called
Wong."The teacher now laughed
and said, "hahaha" .. A girl said
"Present sir.

Bore.

Omo this guy dey vex oh! There are different interpretations to everything. I see the song as one describing a babe trying to form sharp (prolly after the guy has flexed her), not as one encouraging rape. Besides they all sing about rubbish, all of them. Just free your mind and dance to the beat.


Or write a petition to GEJ and copy IGP

despeakableme:
Jesus rode a donkey... This one is riding a horse and holding a broom. Is he trying to say that he's a messiah? Politicians...

Yea I guess that's his silly concept. Music don tire the guy he wan go chop jumbo salary.

If the butt starts to high or sits too low. And some actually look disfigured, kinda. But the best way is to grab and feel it

Kusibe77:
I don't have Mb I would have watch the video.

But wait o. If nah person record the video that person need deserve to be amputated. And the made should experience hell on earth

It was a hidden camera. The parents must have suspected her after seeing marks and stuff on their kids.

This girl is a demon. If it was my child she beat like that she's dead. I'd kill her.

I guess I have commitment-phobia**

Dead yarns bro

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So I can't join your group cos I'm 23 with 2yrs working experience with 2.6m basic annual? No problem, no problem!