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OakConsultNG:
May God comfort him..

8stargeneral:
D real GOAT... No be dis dawrf goat.

contactmorak:
Human right activist, Joe Odumakin shared this note purportedly written by a 9-year-old girl during a counselling session in which she used unpalatable words to describe her father. She wrote "I hate my dad. He is a horrible, a bad father, betrayer, liar, idiot, stupid, wicked, mad, extremely stupid and wicked. I hate him". Wow!

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/05/joe-odumakin-shares-note-written-by-9.html

dotcomnamename:
Got this this morning from First Bank. I never request for SMS alert service, i only requested for email alert. See what i got.

This is a transaction notification on your account.

TRANSACTION DETAILS
Account Number: XXXXXXXXXXX

Amount: N56.00 DR

Transaction Narrative: 23-Apr-2016 to 22-MAY-2016 SMS Alert Charge

Anybody ever receive this?

Guyman02:
Western media have started twisting the story like we promised due to hatred of the man see here.

Zimbabwe's Mugabe empties food-starved female prisons under amnesty http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-zimbabwe-prisoners-idUKKCN0YH1CP

Mugabe frees Zimbabwe’s female prisoners to ease costs https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/05/26/mugabe-frees-zimbabwes-female-prisoners-to-ease-costs.html

Zimbabwe’s Mugabe Pardons Hundreds Of Female Inmates Amid Prison Food Shortages http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/zimbabwe-pardons-female-prisoners-food-shortage_us_5746fc6ae4b055bb11714afd

palserltd:
In an amnesty published in Government Gazette No 36, general notice 85/2016, Mugabe pardoned all convicted female prisoners regardless of offences, with the exception of a few serving life sentences.

“A full remission of remaining imprisonment is, hereby, granted to all female prisoners regardless of offences committed, save for those sentenced to life imprisonment and to death,” part of the order reads.

Chikurubi Female Prison, which was home to 246 prisoners, released 139 inmates yesterday.

Some of the prisoners were due to serve lengthy jail terms for murder, fraud and armed robbery.

Those who remained behind are inmates still on remand and a few foreigners, who will be released to their respective governments.

Mosline Chakamufuna (25), who was sentenced two weeks ago to 10 years in prison for murdering her child, was one of the beneficiaries of the presidential pardon.

She joins Adlaidy Murombo (21), who was jailed for 10 years in 2014 for attempted murder, after striking her uncle with an iron bar in the eye.

Zimbabwe Prisons and Correctional Services (ZPCS) acting public relations officer, Superintendent Priscilla Mthembo said more than 2 000 inmates were likely to benefit from the latest presidential pardon.

“We don’t have the total figure at the moment because the verification process is still going on, but we expect over 2 000 prisoners to be released under the amnesty order issued by the President,” she said.

For male prisoners, Mugabe pardoned all those who are under the age of 18 regardless of offences committed, and those over the age of 60, who have served two-thirds of their prison terms and all inmates in open prison.

Terminally-ill prisoners, who were unlikely to survive their prison terms, were fully pardoned regardless of offences.

At Chikurubi Farm Prison, there was still uncertainty, as prison officers were still compiling names of beneficiaries, particularly those jailed for stocktheft, who have served a third of their sentence.

The officer-in-charge of the male prison, Superintendent Tonderai Magwaza, said so far, he had vetted 190 prisoners, who would be released.

Male inmates convicted of murder, rape, armed robbery and treason were not part of those pardoned.

The jail, which has a holding capacity of 560 inmates, currently has 681 prisoners.

Mthembo said the amnesty had the effect of decongesting the 46 prisons around the country, which were currently overpopulated by nearly 16%.

Currently, the correctional facilities have a population of 19 900 inmates, although their total holding capacity is just 17 000.

Source http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/519/president-mugabe-pardon-all-female-prisoners-in-zimbabwe-in

ehinja:
My story started in 2011 when I decided to partake in an Individual Savings and Protection Plan (ISPP) by Mutual Benefits Life Assurance Ltd.
[img][/img]I decided to contribute N20, 000 (twenty thousand naira only monthly) and did so for most of 2011 till December of same year bringing the total amount contributed by me to N140, 000 (One hundred and Forty Thousand naira only).
Due to personal reasons I could not continue with my monthly contributions and wanted to withdraw my money saved but was told by the agent I will be duly penalized for not continuing for at least 36 months. As a result I decided to wait till the full tenure of the policy which will be 2016.
Fast forward 5 years later 2016 in April (15th) I was at the mutual benefit office to sign for my money withdrawal and was told to expect a discharge voucher which came via email on the 25th of April 2016.
To my outmost dismay, of the N140, 000 I contributed according to the voucher sent to me I was going to be given back N85, 832.88 after 6 years of waiting to get my own money back!
I immediately called one of their numbers hoping it was an error but was told that is the money due me as the savings plan has an element of insurance to it and that also I did not save consistently for the 6 years the plan was in place hence there are charges accrued which have been duly deducted from my suppose savings!!!.
I have attached copies of what I saved and the discharge voucher I was sent for people to see as I do not think it is fair. I have learnt my lesson the hard way and will like to use this medium to advice others to stay away from Mutual Benefits Individual Savings and Protection Plan (ISPP) as it is not drawn up to provide any benefits to participants.

Good day to you sir. I'm sorry about your case. But pls I'd like to point out a few things. Whilst it is the duty of your agent and insurance company to disclose to you all facts about your policy, it is also your duty as the person contributing hard earned naira to ask technical questions, eg how much is being deducted as penalty, what's the interest rate, how is it arrived at, etc.
Now how this investment linked life insurance policy works is that when you make a monthly payment into your policy, 90% goes into your account as savings and then 10% is charged as a fee for the life insurance element of the policy. This is what takes care of the agreed lump sum your dependants get should you pass away during the period of your policy. People usually don't know this, and may never need to since by paying premium up to 3 yrs, the interest accrued would have well covered the 10% deduction in excess. For the fact that you stopped paying, the 10% was still being deducted every month! I think you were ill advised, cos you could have terminated after the 1st year or 2 and gotten a small penalty charged.

Ishilove:



So much ignorance in the world.

@op, in some cases it might just be the mind up to its usual shenanigans. Like fantasising about banga and fufu, and thus when you sleep you dream of it. I know this has happened to me a couple of times.

On the flipside, it is a demonic attack against a person's life, health or destiny. For example, that lady tormented by spirit husband. She only sees this demon whenever she eats in the dream. She prays and this spirit withdraws, but when she becomes careless or prayerless, she eats in the dream once, twice, and voila! spirit husband reappears. What is happening here is the food is reinforcing whatever legality that the demon has in her life, and the lady herself has not been serious about going for proper deliverance prayers.

These dream foods come to pollute one's spirit man, thereby making it more susceptible to satanic manipulation. I will give you another example: a fellow dreamt he ate bloody raw chicken and stepped down with toilet water. After this dream, his life turned to hell for the next four years and it took two weeks of dryfasting and deliverance before his life was renewed.

Some of these dream foods deposit sickness in one's life. A sister I personally know ate in the dream and two days later a painful lump appeared in her breast. After fervent prayers and ministrations where she vomited some strange objects, the lump disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, and till date it has never reappeared. This happened seven years ago.

My point here is that although in a lot of cases it is just our minds/subconscious craving for particular kinds of foods, in MOST cases, it is spiritual pollution.

Feel free to scoff at, laugh, ridicule etc what I have written, but the world is a deeply mysterious place controlled by forces we cannot comprehend. You will not understand until your eyes have been opened.

PS: to the fellow up there who claims he ate a python in the dream, if indeed you are serious, well then, Mr Man, you are in serious trouble. You NEED deliverance.

Sermwell:
Although I so much love and trust my girlfriend, but she has travelled to her village from school for a burial ceremony two days ago with my pictures without my consent. I got to realize some of my pictures were no longer there today when I wanted to entertain a visitor with my pictures. I called and she admitted taking them along. I don't know if I should be bothered because she's from this partcular tribe that people say are very fettish
I don't really know what to make out of it!! Please what do you think??

tianshie:
Yul's side job is probably scamming obsessed fans. He deceived this gay dude for material gain. The @ingrate Instagram account has been taken down for some reason. Shame on Yul Edochie.

Chidizzy:
Dont shut him up.he is bin a realist.its gud to say d truth wen u see it.dont b biased for any reason.

iamrealdeji:
Real scamming,yall are the same,you drink,he's homo,you scam,you're all birds of the same feather

MadCow1:
Lol..

The pig keeps squealing..

Half pig and a MadCow.. priceless..
My previous post to you stands..

MadCow1:
My life?

Nigga... I don't know you, but pound of pound, I am like a God to you. Please let's not talk about life worth. Even you God Bakare would greet me with respect should we meet.

That said, nobody has a name here you reetard. Madcow is a Moniker or a User I.D. And what has my user I,D got to do with anything?

Please go fhuck a baby pig and watch Bakare the Vulture/Snake on television.

The man is a failure.. Where he failed,
Osibanjo succeeded.

MadCow1:
Nobody called him hungry you person.. You think hunger is the only motive that makes me call him a snake?

Bakare is a vulture.. His antecedents points to that fact.

And the fact that you think MadCow is my name shows you are actually very dense.

Better roll up your bible and sodomize yourself with it..

MadCow1:
Buhari would be looking at him and wondering what that snake is doing in his house..


I am guessing God didn't show him the future..

Anyways, we have forgiven him, but we shall never forget..

Give him one Chivita and Gala as refreshment and send him back to where he came from.