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Sonnobax15:

Werey cum terroirist said how can American soldiers arrest him in Nigeria

If American troops can arrest a whole Venezuela president,Maduro,who goes you?

Follow me ask him o.

I do not particularly like Tinubu but I must give it to him as d JAGABAN. He has a way of inviting his enemies to the dinning table only to have them as dinner.
Reno Omokri go soon collect him own from d drug cartel in Mexico.

Lesson: Never compromise your standards for stomach infrastructure

Why am I uncomfortable with anything Okon?
Anyways, congratulations sir.
More power to your elbow

It's called stomach infrastructure

Ahhh
U don expose yourself o
Dem go soon arrest u den charge u for taking pictures in an unauthorized place or taking pictures of the presenters and posting same online without their permission

U don but market o

Meektunz:
Yes, i snaaped it during this program when i accompanied them.

Dis girl should take be kiaful o. She don dey form wonder woman. Naija no send u if dem kpai u

This clean environment no go last. Dem go soon mess up everywhere for this barracks. The army should enforce strict sanitation here.

Your mum really tried for you. One of the many benefits of having a mum around.

I pray you find true love eventually...One to keep you company.

Kalulu44:
Hmm.... Sorry this reply came late, I am just seeing it now. First of I didn't married, though we did introduction.
After she left for Europe leaving me and the kids. I concentrated on taking care of them with the help of my mum and later siblings.
Now they're all grown up and doing fine, I have tried to start one or two serious relationship but it all got to nowhere.
So I am just on my own now, if love comes fine, if not I'll just be happy for the rest of my life with my 3 wonderful kids

This Ibas cashing out big time.... From an immediate sole administrator in Rivers state to Ambassador in Phillipines.

2016v2017:
Serve them and return back in shame,is a Prophecy happening .

Nnaa ehhhh

This man is still telling lies even in his old age!

duro4chang:
Very funny. Child complained, mother got beaten. Is it because she did not train her child well or what?

U no Sabi read?

Yul just ranted like a child

InfomediaNG19:
Those guys waiting for him down are ready to pass the jungle justice on him. If it's Lagos, then he is a gonner. May his soul rest in hell in advance. 😂

Jungle justice is bad and should never be supported. People who participate in such acts bring curses and sufferings upon themselves and their unborn children

Poor computation. How can one earning 80,000 earn just 100 for missing work for 4 Mondays on a pro-rata basis?

Poor computation. How can one earning 80,000 earn just 100 for missing work for 4 Mondays?

I bu Odogwu mana next time, don't be too careless as to drop ur car key with a car washer. Doesn't make sense at all.

Pls take note:
It's TOWING VAN not TOYING VAN

Wait o, na school teacher dey cap all these nonsense? Na dis type go dey initiate his students into cultism

fragility1000:
The grammar is correct

Nope.
It's BEGGARLY not BEGGARY

FBIBOT:
Just dey play Oxford go soon adopt am😂😂😂 like they did others

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

esnbrutality:
Bushmeat

... For Benji

Kalulu44:
Lolz, I no fit laugh. Na Naija we dey take am like that

Shaa, d grammar make sense small 🤣🤣
Happy new month, bro.
One love ✌️

Wow,did you say BEGGARY?
Ha,Naija people,una jus dey form una own English 🤣🤣

Axis313:
They knew Nigerians are very soft-hearted people especially in Lagos.
Many able bodied people have taken beggary as full time job taking advantage of kindness of many Nigerians.

Natasha should sue this man for defamation.

I don't know why each time I see our Seyi, I see his semblance of Ojukwu. Seyi is a good boy. He's out inlaw. He's out own.

Thanks bro. U just saved my data.for me

Winterhaven:
Nothing much happened...
But of course, bloggers need to eat.

Hahahaha
Normal children matter but honestly,dat tear tear part got me.
Anyways,pride goes before a fall.Parents should raise their children to be respectful of others. Pride takes no one anywhere

Kalulu44:
Hahahaha, One of the most hilarious event in my secondary school days.
1996, J.S.S 3 Ojo High School, Ojo Lagos State.
We were preparing for our Junior Waec. In our J.s.s 3 C was one beautiful girl named Cordelia. Just saying she's beautiful is understatement. Cordelia was gorgeous, and I can bet she'll be among the top 5 in the whole school.
Added to her beauty, she's intelligent and came from a privilege home. Her father is an importer in Alaba int'l market and from Imo state.
But there was one thing negative about Cordelia, the beauty, the intelligent and the coming from a wealthy background got into her head. She wasn't humble.
Cordelia was saucy, arrogant and boastful.
She only had just one friend in the whole class of 52 students, and never talk or mingle with anyone else except rolling with S.S.2 & 3 peeps.
By rolling with those seniors, all of us in her class are not her mate or in the same level.
Guys and some girls had tried to make friends with her, but the snubbing is out of this world. She will berate and be little you and always let you know you're not in her level and if you tried to beat or threatened to beat her, she will send the seniors after you.
Those ones will come like zombie and start punishing the person.
Those were the time when students still respect their seniors, not now a junior student fit change am for senior especially if them don join that their mumu cult.
.
So bcus of this, everyone avoided Cordelia like a plaque. But there has been tension brewing between her and a girl name Shekinat sitting next to her desk.
Shekinat, a Yoruba girl from Ibadan, Oyo state. Has always told her that one day she will beat her that she won't get the chance to go call her seniors boyfriends.
Cordelia has always mocked her that it's bcus she's jealous of her beauty and intelligence.
Then came the D-day, lunch break bell was rang and many students started walking out.
Me being an introvert person, it's only football matters that can take me out as at then. So I stayed back in class and started re-reading An African Night Entertainment. A book I have read many atimes.
I don't think we were up to 10 or 15 people remaining in class. So my head was buried in the book I was reading, when I heard the slap. I looked up and saw Cordelia just gave Shekinat a dirty slap. (Oya nah, the Royal Rumble fight we all have been waiting for has just started). Mehn! I dropped my novel and sat on top of my desk. Likewise other students in the class, (who wan go separate, something wey we all don dey wait for)
Shekinat replied with her own hot slap and then the dragging of shirt and pulling each other back and forth began.
Shekinat eventually overpowered her and pushed her hard backward untop of a desk and Cordelia flipped and fell to the other side raising her full gown up exposing only her pant.
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Then everybody saw the unbelievable. Cordelia the most beautiful girl, wealthy, intelligent and proud was wearing a rainbow color pant that is torn in three different places exposing a slight of her [.....].
Like a rehearse and choreograph thing, almost everybody exclaimed! Hey, Cordelia tear tear pant.
And the singing and chorus and clapping started: "Cordelia, tear tear pant." "Cordelia, tear tear pant." It got loud that it attracted other students passing our balcony and they all stopped and leaned on our window to watch the show. Shekinat herself couldn't help but was laughing.
Meanwhile, Cordelia landed badly with her back and I guess the pain and shame didn't let her get up on time.
And when she eventually did, she faced down with tears rolling down her eyes, walked to her desk, opened it and gently carry her bag and then walked out of the class. Some people still followed her singing behind her while me and others still in the class started discussing about what just down and we walked up to Shekinat who was by now sitted and calm.
We stood her up and raised her hand singing "Winner oh oh oh" She was somehow shy but later received the accolades and said "let me see how she will go and call those seniors" All of us said "lai lai, dem no born am well" with this shame and humiliation, she no fit.
Before long, those that escorted her came back and said she left the school and went home. She lied she was sick.
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Before you know it, words had spread round the school about what happened.
School closed we went home, the next day everybody was expecting her at school. We all want to check something, whether she go don mellow or still dey feel herself.
Cordelia didn't come to school the next day.
1 day became a week, a week turn to a month and that's how Cordelia stopped attending our school.
It was that her close friend who later hints us that Cordelia has been transferred to Owerri to go do her Waec. She said her parents told her so when she went to pay her visit, but no reason was giving for the change.
Guys! Na so our beautiful Cordelia take vamose and carry her shakara comot for our miss, all thanks to Shekinat who exposed her unintentionally.
Sometimes in life, God and nature have a way of dealing with people like.
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Have a lovely weekend ahead.
CJStarz
ruggedtimi
Mariangeles
Sonnobax15
congo4ka
Wotowotoman
Sonofwar
Pootle
brain54
femi4
CodeTemplar
oz4real83

PulaPower:
Which one be *local nigerian*

Nigeria snacks nah Nigeria snacks, nothing like Local Nigeria snacks..

Dey dia
U no know say we get 'foreign Nigerian! 🤣🤣🤣

SpencerForbes:
Hmm 🤔 I doubt we can do this in 9ja. It’s going to take a long time before we get there.

Like 3000 years from now