Madam, I raise Beyonce hands for you

Wow, so happy for her. That's a nice one.

Oh Lawd, I like this soup so much.
Best recipe, don't mind ordering it anywhere I go.

Psquare Biko, who is Emoney?

jaymejate:
The real deal is... Will my sister be safe with you?

Haba, she's done with that act.

Over Very Good, if that phrase exist.

Nawa o
So mean.
But what did this guy do to deserve this. Lols

Haaaaaaaaaaaa, it is well
She picked probably might be running steam lines of business.

I really don't know the problem dis gurls have, why punish yourself over peanuts!!!!! No matter how much you're been paid. # Acting like Slaves #
Who are their parents?
Who are their brothers?
Who are their sisters?
Who are their relatives?
I don't blame Mike or whatever his name is but rather those ladies..............

Awon Aiye

Aru Eme

newbornmacho:
like you know something we don't??

Abi, that's why we ve got Narailand and we the Narailanders are always wanting to hear something juicy. and the poster is a member, so it just makes things easy.

Dandeson1:
PLS BEWARE!
If you use any of these phone brands;
Samsung
Infinix
Tecno
Itel
IPhone
Nokia
Sony
Blackberry
HTC and other related Android phones.
Do not charge or plug ur phone immediately ur light is restored.
Wait for like 30minutes before you plug ur phone especially when ur phone battery is very low or dead.
This is because if u plug ur phone immediately, ur battery will start charging...
Thank u for giving me few minutes of ur time today!!
I'm in my house if e pain u too much come and beat me!

Like seriously

ChrisAirforce1:
I'm so inspired young boss.

Always looking up to you and your likes
and I'm so confident of a bright future.

Dream Chaser.
Young Money Forever.

Inspired by his what sef?
His money?
What specifically can you say E money does asides owning a music label (Minor) ?

Ronaldinnioh:
When the bank manager was told to pay the jamb lesson tutors were busy asking me if Kim karashian was among the choir members who sang at deeper life champ ground at Lagos but instead she was among the Niger delta avengers that she was not in a hurry to follow chibok girls move to the front seat and allow Buhari's daughter not to pick her Law bar coat. Am not okay with the way tomatoes dropped that it heavily affected Dangote from making sure his Dollar transactions was depicted in Euros that Arsene Wenger was not among those who decided to sign C Ronaldo when he wanted to make a move to Aso rock and vote for APC members who were not paying attention when Patience Jonathan shouted their is God ooooo that made all ISIS members decides to take a selfie with Obama who wasn't ready to see that Donald Trump even voted for Hilary Clinton who was not running against in at the Peoples Democratic Party.

What is this one saying?

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Ice prince without his caps though

Nawa. I'm grateful lord

chicoMX:
No wonder Precious my next door neighbour will be frowning, until she's spoken to

Be feeling fly there ooo.

You see why I love the Big Brother Show, once you good, people would sought after you. Endorsement deals and all.
Especially, if smart, you can carve a niche for yourself from there.

Besides Johhny Drille's contract deal is what I love the most. That guy is unique.

Hahahahahahhahaha
This is Funny #injenifasvoice.
Who send ammm
Cheap popularity
Advocate

MNDY:
What if your shoe's odour is mistaken for body odour sometimes? What is/are the remedies for shoe odour?

1. Wear shoes made of cotton, leather, linen.
2. Alternate your shoe's.
3. Give them airing space., when it's nice and sunny outside, don't hesitate to let your shoes play outsidewithout you. That's it,give them a nice break!
4. If your feet start smelling when they get damp, then a good way to keep them from getting damp aside from giving them a breather every once in a while is to powder them with baby or talcum powder. The powder has a pleasant, but subtle, smell to it and could help your feet from sweating in the first place.
5. Socks helps too.

TINALETC3:
Nice one, A frnd of mine has dis body odour bt I don't even have d courage to tell her, sometimes, she tells me Dat pple sed she smells, den she wl ask me if it tru bt, no b 4 my mouth she go hear am

You can try buying her a cologne and perfume as a gift but get her other few things with it so she dosent feel too bad.
Haba, she is a lady ooo and that's a TURN OFF.

Me I dont understand what this lady is just trying to prove.
Which one kon be skirt
Nawa.

Mbok, he needs it, he is looking so sick.

Baba has lost so much weight.

I bet the DSS won't take this serious.
Awon alainishe people, it's things like this they take lightly but rather focus on irrelevant issues.

HHMMMMMMMMMMM
Bet why do I an unusual feeling about this return sef

sainty2k3:
Despite our number on nairaland, no one has been able to identify appropriately the animal in question.
I'm quitting NL if the identity is not decoded in the next 48hrs. Thanks

Bye Bye

Nawa ooo, must Tonto's Marriage Saga be a reference point.
Imma tired of seeing and hearing them Biko.

GBAMEST!!!

ifex370:



Haba.. This one talk say na polar bear ehn..

Lols, that's why I wrote just saying na.
Cz I know people like you wee crucify me. #sideeyes