Burna is good

Ay04z:
Anybody saw class captain

Will be here soon .

Cc lalasticlala

Ay04z:
I dey enjoy am. Oya continue

Coming . Sorry for the long break

chelseamann:
I think you should visit a bank with cash to be on a safe side (I remember that was how I did mine those days I used it)

Thanks I will do that . What is just left now is how to create my PayPal account .

german89:
Baba welcome..... Chilax all is well. May God's grace and Favour locate u. Remember not to give any so called agents money until u confirm da d job is Legit. Another thing bro, don't give ur Boss(Employer) ur International Passport until ur sure that he's going to process ur working visa(Emirate ID). Hmmmm e get WHY oh. Abu is a nice place, d pay is more in Abu than in other Emirates. Though it's not a social city like Dubai and Ajman or even Sharjah. Always commit ur desire to God and it shall be well with u. Enjoy a cold weather now in UAE while it last ��. Feel free to hala me I dey Dubai(Semi Europe). I wish u well brother.

What do you do in Dubai boss and how’s Dubai life ?

Who can load UBA africard for me . 100$ . Please reach out to me on 08082705823.

E be things

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Synord:
Most Business Owners have not maximized the benefits of Digital marketing in the proliferation of their business ventures .

These peculiar times of serious economic recession , the Corona Virus Pandemic and a host of unfavorable Government policies as it relates to taxes and infrastructure require business owners to (as a matter of necessity) be extra creative in bringing their businesses to the faces and doorsteps of potential customers in order to avoid running into losses or folding up completely
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We at Easymarket are not going to be happy seeing your business fail . This is why we are here for you to ensure your business(es) continues to thrive in the midst of the aforementioned challenges.

This week’s episode of Business Nuggets will be examining one of the easiest ways to promote your business on the Internet :, Creating a Virtual Business Card on Google
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What is People Card or Google Virtual Business Card ?

Google Virtual Business Card or People card is a new business marketing tool from Google to support business owners in strategically marketing their business online .

People Cards are designed for Performers , Business Professionals, Entrepreneurs, Influencers or Anyone that is interested in growing their presence online . This card contains a website link , links to social profiles and any other information that the owner of the card may want people to know about them via a google search on the first page of Google .

An example of the People’s Card is shown below.


What Do You Need to Create This Google’s People Card ?

1) A Mobile Device
2) A Mobile Browser or the Google Search app ( Any type of browser is adequate )
3) A personal Google Account
4) Web & App Activity turned On

CREATING YOUR GOOGLE PEOPLE CARD

Creating your Google Virtual Business Card or People Card which would afford you an opportunity to advertise your business digitally is quite simple and also Totally FREE.

1) Go to Google .com or Open the Google Search App

2) Make sure you are logged into your Gmail and google account associated with your name and details which you want to appear on the Virtual Card

2) Google search the sentence ” add me to search” or ” edit my people card “


3) Tap on the Get started button n at the top of the search results .
4) Fill out the information that you want to share publicly on your card. The following are fields are required:
Name
Location
About
Occupation
Social Profiles


Ensure you fill all these fields with the current and accurate information .
5) At the bottom, Tap Preview.
6) If you’re satisfied with your card, tap Submit.

SAMPLE


USEFUL TIPS


1) DISTINCTIVE NAME – The card can take up to a few hours to show up in Google Search results. If you share a name with someone famous, you might need to add a distinguishable term to your profile.

This term will help other people in their search query. For example, if you bear Odunlade Adekola , you might want to add Odunlade Adekola Adeolu ( Your third name ) to your own profile or Dr ( Title) Odunlade Adekola in order to increase your chances of visibility.

2) INFORMATION –. It is advisable you include accurate information about yourself. You must not submit content that isn’t about who you are and what you do whether in the instance of your name, location or social profiles. Google may remove your people card and restrict your Google account if you do such.

Do not upload or provide texts or images you do not have the Intellectual property rights to upload on your card and try to check the information you are submitting and make sure it is correct and can be verified to be true .

3) UPDATES– Keep the Google Virtual Business Page updated when information about you changes .Google may decide to stop showing your card if it hasn’t been updated or verified in a long while or if an evident change in your social profiles is not reflected on the page.

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4) USE OF WORDS – Generally avoid Profane , racist or Curse words . Also, do not use words that contain solicitation or other forms of advertisement. Avoid subjective terms like “best”, ” number one “, ” most expensive”, ” baddest” “only”, and “cheapest.”

” A Business that is not constantly advertised is not constantly Patronized” – Olaoluwa Idowu, 2020.



Take advantage of this opportunity and move your business to the level as we all smile at the end of the day seeing your business thrive.


https://easymarket.com.ng/how-to-market-your-business-online-using-google-virtual-business-card/

Cc lalasticlala

Episode 5

Fortunately for me o . Lala picked the call .

Hello , hello snake man . Snake man . Please am I unto lalasticlala.

" Haha ,who be this o

" Na me boo osin o boo osin "

Oh , Mr boo . I have been trying to reach you ever since but your number has consistently been unreachable .

Haa my brother , see let us leave all this long story . I am fully available now please . Daalu please .

" Oh boo . No problem ehn . But please I am quite busy posting and all now. Send me some recharge card so I can call you in 2 hours and we will discuss more .

Haa. I was taken aback like a rat chewing some grains of rice upon discovering that's it's a trap by the human species .

How can lala be asking for recharge card .

" Hello boo are you still there .
" Yes sir. . yes o I am there, did you just say I should send recharge card now


Yes now , I am currently indoors as I am still posting and all and I cannot go out to get it. So send some recharge card like 500 naira own . Mtn o .

Omoh .

I reason am true true say lala na super mod and e fit day busy on top laptop , posting , editing and banning idiotic posters on romance and politics section especially . It is highly possible he didn't have time to go out and get the recharge cards .

" I will send it boss ." I told him still excited with the ambassadorship role NL was offering me

Boss , are you still sure I am getting this ambassador thing . I asked , beaming with sheer excitement

" Haha boo . Na lala now . I don lie for you before.


Oh okay boss I trust you . I go hustle the card give you now , na smalls .

Haven ended the conversation. , I knew mynd will surely ask me for anything for the boys if I attempted to leave through the front page .

I peeped left and right like a 10 year old boy about to pick 50 naira note from the floor . I silently dropped the phone and tiptoed to the back door to escape .

I was almost closing the door when I heard mynds voice

" Bastard , boo no run oo. This boy . You no go gimme ....

. Aseh Mynd no get mind . Ode boy .. me way I don reach my street already .

Baba tried to chase me for a while untill he got tired , gave me " Waka" and swore for me while also warning me never to come to his place again .

His anger was not only based on the fact that I used his phone and airtime , it was fueled by the fact that I took 5 out of the 6 fried meat he ignorantly placed inside his kitchen as well as two packs of his dangote salt , two onions and three hungry man size noodles .

The baba no even grateful say I no carry too much . Shior

Make I go find how I go reason lala the 500 naira Mtn airtime abeg .

weblord1900:
This guy haff started again .. Long time, where have you been

Booting. But I am back fully now

Bennysam:

Are you really a graduate with this nonsense you wrote here? You’re a disgrace to educated people, waste of money and time if I’m your parents I will disown you

Episode 5

The issue was not lack of sex . The issue is something I cannot explain . Even without having a proper conversation with this girl , I already have very irritating thoughts .

By now, the female populance were in the School were all on my case . They murmur my name in small groups . Some wink at me , something intentionally use their body to hit me . All for me to notice them ,

During break , a particular staff called Miss Adimuya will buy me food and bring it to be table , walking seductively like a stripper .

I was in hunting ground , with many meats to be killed and eaten but my mind was fixed on one , perphaps the smallest of the meats .

My second week in the school, the Principal called me into his office for a very important discussion

Morhziez:

How much is the course?

40k

Episode Four


I rushed out like premature ejaculation and ran to the semi completed building of my very good friend , mynd4 to borrow his phone .

I knocked , ko ko ko ko .

Who day here .. who day here ?

Who be that ? : He asked

Na me o ..

Na only God day bear na me . I say who goes there .?

Na be boo osin o .


Immediately I mentioned my name , I could hear rambling of plates and sounds like my friend is trying to rearrange something .

As I enter , na him I see my guy hand they drip of egusi o .

" Ahn ahn , mynd my guy , you been day chop

" Ah boo, no o, I just day wash yesterday's plate for kitchen ,na him I con hear you knock

" Oh oh , na the yesterday plate stew fill your mouth for side like this ..?

I could see the look on his face when he knew his lie has been busted .

" Abeg boo, wetin carry you come ".. he responded, trying to " rugged" the whole situation and totally ignored my question.

" Ehnn, you never even allow me sit down or anything . Anyways , abeg I fit see your phone use ..

" My phone

" Yes now , abeg gimme me asap e day important .
If the credit finish no borrow money on top am.oh , cos the last time, na me pay the 400 naira wey you borrow for my sim .


Una see wetin broke man day face.hide food , con insult me on top because you want gimme ordinary nokia 3310 to make call . Oga o, everything go soon change now sha . Make I call who I want call first ..

With that , mynd handed me the rubber band tied broken screen nokia 3310 Handset and told me to go and make the call outside , apparently he wants to quickly finish his food .

Shior, I copied lala's number and dialed