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Episode 4

I got to my small apartment that day and as weird as it may sound, Beatrice kept flashing through my mind..lol

It was crazy mehn.As in , a whole me that has sampled amazingly beautiful girls is drooling over an SS2 girl .

it was odd because I have met , dated and naxked girls that are a million times beautiful, sophisticated , educated , name it ... even a lot that are begging and dying for my attention on my social media platforms . I remember one that even wanted to follow me to my PPA and reject her posting to the National assembly . I had to tell her off so she wouldn't be thinking she found a husband and disrupt my other paroles.

And here I am , fantansizing about just a girl in ss2...

Her pointed nose and smile kept coming to my head.

My Head just day do gbim gbim gbim . To cool myself down , I called one of my nysc parols to come down to my side so I can let go off the weird thoughts in my mind upon her ..

That one come, I serve am indomie and egg ..she never chop am finish before she start to day beg me to fupalansi her kwasifropo ".

I drank my "Fapataya" extra energy drink and I login into her oil well .

.Kpra pa po po. fa pa pa fro pa ..

She was twisting like dancers from benue while I drilled her like a gym instructor .

she was screaming " Papi damage me. harvest my intestines .. uproot my ogoro papi

but weird enough; as I de mekwe the kitten dey go, it was Beatrice face that was coming to my head.

Wahala be like bicycle

Episode 3

In NYSC Camp I was the boss . Tall, Dark and handsome . Everybody was on my case . Married , Single , Mami market women and even some of the female soldiers . I was the delight of everybody there .

I had at least sex thrice a week in Camp. I was addicted . Regardless of whether the girl was in a relationship or not . I will give her my koboko . I wasn't stingy with it . After all, these girls are the ones coming for it and there's enough to go round after all.

I enjoyed myself no be small . It was a fun filled experience for me .

Fast forward to after camp , I arrived in one outskirt area of Osun State. It was called itakumosa village .

I had tried my possible best to get my PPA to be in the city but one of the major NYSC officials ensured that such arrangement did not work out after she found out of the other girls I was having sex with asides her on camp. She frustrated my plans and I somehow landed in that village .



I no get let that one make me feel down . One of my major aim was to savour and enjoy my life as much as I can ... If life gives me Pepper , I will turn it to peppersoup and if it gives me lemon , I will turn it into lemondade.

Soon I was shown around and fiam fiam , the work been Don start.

Of course , I started gaining attention from the female teachers and staff in the school from my very first day . Emi Starboy elepon maalu

The first day came and I entered class..I was to teach the Ss2 and Ss3 students. I introduced myself and each student did likewise.

But there was this particular girl that caught my attention ..

your name again please ?? ... I asked
Beatrice sir...
Beatrice what ??
Beatrice Adekojobele ......

I paused a bit and took time to access the amenities this girl was possessing. ..probably I didn't see it very well the first-time. .

and oh my my , on the second look; I indeed confirm That God is indeed a Creator . Words cannot describe the type of assets this young female possessed at such a young age


hmmn; I said as I walked around and licked my lips..

Are you an indigene of this town ??

" Yes sir.. She said , smiling sheepishly ..and twisting her body while holding her hands , trying so hard not to look me in the eyes.

okay .you can sit down.

and the introduction continued..

but I hardly felt anything really about what happened that first day..or so i thought

Episode 2


Shebi they say " Experience is the beat teacher. More painful is the fact that I had to learn my lesson the very hard way.if them say na me the kind thing way happen to me go happen to , I go doubt am .. Me skippo freshest . Chopper of the female clan . Snail Tamer . King of the girls .

But here I Am today .. in deep regret, Shame and depression

armadeo:
is this the real class captain or a phony

my Guy ..It's class captain..

jj

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Episode One

Camp was fun. Make I no lie , Any born again wey fit make am through Nysc Camp " Unsampled ", is the true believer.

Na the exact way I picture say my life go be for camp he turn out to be. My rank bin increase for my bad boy caucus and my body count within in that time frame tripled the one I had in the last 6 months

. As I day samankwe lepa, na him I day samamkwe orobo, married o , single o even divorcee...Black , Yellow or Mixed.. As them day come, I no day turn them down. As dem day rush me , Na him i dey give them.back to back .

E no be my fault say I fresh !!

Life had always been like this with the ladies .I mean, I have the looks( I am not even.bragging ), tall and chocolate, I had the money , I had the charisma , the baritone voice and accent , Superb dress sense and more importantly, I had the MONEY .The only area could say I was a bit deficient na say I no get 6 packs like dem iyanya and I no gather muscle for hand.

I was typically the ladies man And a sex symbol.. A very smooth talker and maybe after this experience, I will consider myself a cheap and loose man and a shameless male prostitute

.My sexcapades and adventures are stories for another day but then as I speak to You this very moment ,I am a changed person.

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Theflint1:
Sick fu"k ends the life of two innocent children. The look on the elder child's face tho, almost like she knew what was coming. May their innocent souls rest in peace.

Sad

the dancing senator

IamAirforce1:
According to OP, she's loyal .
Yet she fuccked another guy 9times and still lied twas twice.
Lmaoo

Bro, I tire for our guy matter ooo ��

zeenaman:
I need advice from mature minds here. I will make the story as concise as possible. I have been dating my girl for the past two years. It is a serious relationship as her mum is involved . Lately, I discovered that she has been cheating on me with a guy she once told me was asking her out. Mind you, she is in school, while I have graduated long time ago. I saw her whatsapp message where she was asking the guy if the sexes were out of love. She started crying badly as if she was going to die if I didn't forgive her. She begged and grabbed me, that I must forgive her, otherwise she will die. I agreed to forgive her. She told me the sex happened twice and it was a mistake, that she is not that kind of girl. I bought her story since she looks naive to me coupled with the fact that I deflowered her. It later crossed my mind to hear from the guy too. So I called him, and he confessed to me and apologized that my girl actually told him she has somebody she was dating, but that they got close along the way. In essence, they sexed nine times, but here is my girl swearing to me that it was all a mistake . I know she is loyal but stupid. I want to forgive her but I am not finding is easy. Is it possible to forgive a cheat please? Ignore my errors please

Nine times bro. Nine times... Damn !!! ���

dominique:
That drug ought to have been banned by now

I would say "Restricted "..it is used I. treating pain and weakness..The abuse is the problem

Chilaxx:
Madam you talk too much! You think you did your best for me? Despite knowing fully well I wasn’t satisfied with your proffered solution...what I just wrote here is called ‘feedback or reviews ‘ it’s done on AliExpress, Jumia, Amazon etc... no witch is trying to spoil your business and pls stop being sentimental or rather over religious. What you should do is sit tight and upgrade hair quality you sell. I speak out when I feel cheated and it’s not a crime, write all the epistle in the world here it won’t change the fake hair you sold me to a quality one neither would it bring back my lost 19k....

You sweet talked about hair claiming it’s original, you sent it to me after payment and the hair appear good at first sight... you, a so called hair expert didn’t even know from first glance/touch that the hair is fake and you expect me to know? Your thunder Dey do press up for heaven!

You might have sent the refund that morning but the same time you got a debit alert was when I got a credit alert which was 8PM

Madam, You need to Calm down..

This lady has been into the hair business ,three years and counting and she has been moving from one level to a greater one,..Clients in Nigeria and abroad..

Please check this thread. check her Ig page and see great reviews from fulfilled clients who are wowed and extremely satisfied that they bought quality with their money.

An issue since February , So you felt the need to bring it to Nairaland and achieve what exactly ?? If it was someone known for such acts and selling substandard products, that is another story entirely ...How many people have you seen to corroborate your claims now ??

Anyone reading those chats there will see that you were clearly not understanding and being considerate of the circumstances surrounding the product you got..It could happen to anyone..The least you could do is to move on and stop trying to bring anyone business down.

Put yourself in people's shoe because one day it might be your turn..

She will still cash out from other reasonable clients and the business is moving ..Quality will always triumph and there are evidences of hundreds of client that goes to prove this fact..

Bad belle no good aunty ..

Just stop this attention seeking already .

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supersaz66:
Favour boyfriend don reach nairaland ����
But wait o..
I hope the guy knows his girlfriend is fucking peoples husband

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