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Episode 3

Anyways i have sent u several emails which u have declined to answer...

Haa . No vex , I been subscribe to pornhub and since I gave my life to Christ I had to do away with the email account to avoid checking out the ebony school daughter shows white supremacist step dad the kitty kat type of videos they send to my mail .

Lol. Boo boo. " Anyway... ..Pls try and quote me with your new email..We are currently working on rewarding some Nairalanders and making some ambassadors... With a handsome pAyment worth....


Grrr grrr greer ( network failure )



" Hello ..Hello......Hello... Shey lala bin don cut d phone ? Haha...

Which kind thing be this ?? Wetin i be wey dem wan reward me with ambassador ??

Omo but y dis guy no talk d amount sef..Choi.. This may be my final final chance to say Bye bye To MTN and their 10mb bonus data oo
seun ?? Say bye bye to the life of buying sims, borrowing money on them and breaking them afterwards .

Seun Osewa Haa..Na lie na lie by d time wey na true go come, make person eye go con lerri like person way day take expired colorado


ambassador ?? Nairaland ?? I no sabi the kind spirit wey i take jump comot from bed.To hell with Walking Dead..Am a living Alive..And i need money to survive..If na to borrow i go borrow.. Make i go find money Buy card reply lala.

Na endorsement we day talk about for here o . I no go allow village people use lack of airtime block my glory .

Episode two

Tring tring..The phone ring again...I sharply plug my earpiece.... Unknown number these days person gats dey careful..

As i plug am finish .i no talk anything...I no fit con talk ..con go dey comot Blood for mouth ..Tufiakwa...I never reach anywhere yet..

" Hello".

I no talk..

Hello ... ..I no talk ..

Pls i am speaking with Boo Osin..The Voice asked..

" Yes ....i said ..a bit relaxed....... At least na Man voice

" With the Moniker.. GoatMeat on nairaland ?? The voice asked again.

" Yes "
" Are you alone "

Omo dis Questions don dey too much oo....which kind rubbish Talk be this.. Me am never alone ,Jesus is always with me ...Na wetin him go talk make him talk naa.


" Yes ...i said getting irritated..make dis person talk quick abeg.time no day..

" Ok...This is Lalasticlala from Nairaland

" Lol. thunder faya your yansh ...i said as i bursted into a prolonged laughter. My whole 32 teeth and tongue na hin i shine.. Lala go call me..Where hin get my number

Lol Lala nko.Lackadasikal ni...Which kind yeye prank dis guy dey pull this early .


" Yes This is Lalasticlala ....why d Laughter tho ??

Haha.Omo dis Voice no resemble anybody I know own sha...person can fit perceive poverty and hardship for voices of everyone I know ..

But this voice cool and calm . for d voice..

" Ok make we even talk sey na u be Lala my number no dey my profile naw.

" Haha .You are very funny.We have our way round such things .

Trayceey:
What's the relationship between your heading/title and the content?

Follow the thread

Hello,

Hello ....

Hello oo. .hello ooo..Choi.My Tecno N3 don start to day misbehave again ....I must to put earpiece before i fit see Call receive.....

I no hear you ooooo "" i said to the caller..

. " Hello Hello "Abeg. Wait make i do something abeg.Na so i cut the phone.


E no fit kuku pass my mumu guys.... And wetin dem be wan follow me talk ?? E no fit pass thread for nairaland wey dem want make i see or One leaked nude or tweet fight dey shele for Twitter..

Worst come to worst pata pata, Dem go talk about Some new babes for hood or how Chelsea take dey drop like dem dey find oil...before one mumu go con start with why Lucious suppose don kill Cookie for Empire..

Dem no go ever call for money or my progress.Mbanu . I sabi the kind people wey dey get my number.


i Quickly Removed The Yellow Rubber Bands wey i use tie the battery,i comot the LG Battery way i dey use for am...I use teeth taste the Thing wey dey make d battery work...The thing shock me for mouth . Grrrrr .Ehn

The Thing still get charge naa ... i put am back quickly..

Use the Rubber band tie am back.Sharply i rush go insyd go look for my earpiece... I couldn't find it..I check table. Check under my foam .i no see am..

Phone still dey ring , dey ring.. As if na kitchen i put d thing oo, i go kitchen..no see am.go toilet no see am..Haha..

missed calls don dey reach like 6..i searched everywhere. To no avail...And this number wey dem call me i no save am...Make he no go be all dese my guys oo...i swear i go swear for them ni..

After like 30 mins wey i don dey Search ,they Sweat Salt comot body.i sit down make i reflect where i fit put my ear piece. as i rest head small For wall..i dey feel something like sharp wey dey chook for hand..

The Earpiece had been wrapped around my neck all this while.My God !!!!

By this time, the caller bin stop call..Credit to call am back...Zero...Borrowing i dey owe My two network providers 100 each wey i never repay ...Abeg if na better news the caller get he go call back jare..No time.

i sit down. They watch my walking dead season 3 dey go for my system..

this is a very commendable effort by The Nairalander for kwara people .

Lalasticlala please can you post to front page so kids in kwara can have access to the information

Cc lalasticlala, dominique

Cc lalasticlala, Dominique

horlarmiidey:
150 k
Here we are
Still single o
Lol

Are you ready to mingle ? Lol

timifakay:
Opay(Oride) Bodija office 7 Osuntokun Avenue, Ibadan https://maps.app./VDWaEcrAzajXRBFd6

Attached pic is from a group chat...

bro , can we talk on what's app please ?

McAnelka:
I have interest in working with Bolt in Ibadan but really cant afford a car at the moment. Is there a way i could work for someone as a driver or get a car on hire purchase or installment

Pls contact me

07062231376

I will contact you now

Luxxycool:
So today is my third day, I can't really say exactly how I feel now but it's been adventurous. I don't know places where I could easily get trips so I just stay at home. I get few trips in the evening. I'll continue to learn as much as I can sha. I hopefully think I'll have a good story to tell like you.

check your mail please

Canadanow:
I like this thread. I have a transport company and two cars personally. My partner has 1.

We gave two out for taxify drivers and they ended up complaining about not making enough cash after few months. So we collected the cars. Lest I forget, I had to spend 700k to repair the one of the cars after the guy bleeped the engine and transmission up. It wasn't funny. My partner just woke up one morning and went to register, he made 9k on the first day. And 44k on the first week. We now wondered why our drivers were now complaining. Dem know me sey am too proud to dey drive person around ooo because I fit blast anybody wey talk rubbish... Na my car...i can decide to sleep. Na xo I realize my partner was meeting better people ooo... People wey make sense and he is now gaining connection. Everyone dey talk sey I no fit do am because of my ego. I am a shy type actually but I sabi sey I get ego. Even if nothing dey my account, I no fit beg you for money ooo...
Na xo I registered for taxify abi na bolt yesterday too... not for the cash though but to meet people. Better people...not some useless people that won't add any value to my life.
The cash would just be a plus.
Now to the gist...waited at kokodome yesternight to get any client coming towards Akobo or ojoo... I waited for over 1hour, I no see ooo... I later changed it to anywhere... I still no see. I dey offline till I reach Akobo oju Irin, I saw no client ooo... I wouldn't give up. Decided to go for the morning rush today.
Na xo I reach access bank for ojoo around 8am, I swear to God, I no see any client for 2 hours. Tested with my partners bolt riders app and it worked, he later canceled the ride from his side. We decided to goto UI, we entered the school and ate at one restaurant, waited for another 2 hours, nothing entered oooo...my friend had to go to Lag to drop someone, I decided to go to secretariat then, na xo I stayed their for another 1hr.30min
, nothing came in ooo...
Stayed at bodija for 45mins too... Nothing oooo...na that time I realize sey I wouldn't make anything today ooo...na xo I wasted fuel for nothing.
I don forget I entered foodco to waste a little time ooo and I ended up shopping. Spent 5k.
In total, I spent over 10k today and I made zero naira.
But it was fun... Today would be the first day I would be in my car and not start the ignition because I was saving fuel, when I couldn't cope, I used my AC oooo...man no fit die ooo...

I think the best thing is to be patient with all this riders...because you are a taxi driver, they think they are the boss and are bigger than you. Not knowing some are just doing it just for the fun of it. At least, if I make 150k in a month, it's a plus for me ooo...apart from other cash wey go still enter.
Even if you spit on me, I go look my account balance, use you laugh. The worst is to tell the client to drop and cancel the ride.

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can I get your number via DM so we tal

FizzieLee:
Contact: fizzileebolt@gmail.com

I created this thread some months back... So lemme bring it alive again.

IBADAN BOLT/TAXIFY DRIVERS, let's meet here and share our experience

So I registered my car on the Bolt platform 2 days ago right in their office in Samonda. The whole process takes about 30mins. A short tutorial was done after which you'll be told to take ur car for inspection.


Left the office around 4pm and was crusing home to start work the next day. Just few meters from my home around 6pm.... First drive request came in. I accept the other and picked up 2 girls going for a house party. They stopped at the mall for get some things... After which we proceed with the journey which lasted 61mins. In my mind I was like there fee should be around #2500 or so. But when the trip ended Bolt brought #1800.


When we where at there office. We where told once a rider orders bolt and u start a trip, it's automatically #400. So every min spent is plus #30. Also they calculate by distance as well. Kilometers driven.

Well, I collect my #1800 and later returned home. That's was the end of the days job. So see what tomorrow holds.

please I will contact you for email now.please check your email

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MrWondah:
Would you like to contribute to this blog? Madestarzblog.com

email me .

MichaelBukamzy:
This one pas me. make i no go chook mouth for yeye gender equality matter again.

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cc Lalasticlala

cc Lalasticlala, flirty karen

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A recent argument has arosed from a feminist Twitter user who outlined the archaic practice of referring to ladies as " gentlemen in Skirts " in the practice of law in Nigeria.

The post which outlined the existence of a principle in law that states that "there is no lady at the bar" as generated reactions from feminists and Twitter users on the platform

Cc Lalasticlala, flirtykaren

Cc Lalasticlala, Seun

A recent argument has arosed from a feminist Twitter user who outlined the archaic practice of referring to ladies as " gentlemen in Skirts " in the practice of law in Nigeria.

The post which outlined the existence of a principle in law that states that "there is no lady at the bar" as generated reactions from feminists and Twitter users on the platform.

Synord:
Rapper and Singer, Synord returns after a long break from the music scene with the release of “Wavy 1.0” and “Chop life”. These two tracks and some other yet to be released tracks will precede the release of his debut EP ” Synology Vol 1″ scheduled for a January 2019 release. No worries, we’re following the development as it unfolds and you will be the first to know when it drops.

Chop life is a hip hop record which features Droxx, Slimsynxx,Ybeez and Kays. It floods you with with a heavy display of literary devices such as wordplay and metaphors with intricate rhyme schemes coupled with a top notch delivery and banging hip hop instrumental. DAMN!

Chop life is a contender for hip hop track of the year. Production credits goes to Big Timms, Endeetones and Tdurst.



On the other hand, “Wavy” is a Hip hop/Soul joint produced by Tdurst. On this jam, he explores his more suave side as he outmaneuvers the expertly created Tdurst beat.

It is sure to be on repeat for lovers of good music. In case you did not know, Synord is not only a maker of art. He is also an intellectual and a content creator. The young artiste is a recent graduate of Law from the University of Ilorin.

It’s been two years since he took a break from his true love, which is music! I do hope you all enjoy the sound and support good music as always.

”Thanks to everyone for their continuous support .God bless.” He says.


https://hiphophead.com.ng/2018/08/27/rapper-synord-drops-new-jams-chop-life-and-wavy-listen-and-download


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DOWNLOAD CHOP LIFE HERE

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