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InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op): 4:32pm On Jan 13, 2017
FrancisAsquare:
Atleast Mr. Boo Osin don't need to suicide again
Absolutely, no need to " Suicide again '''
InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op): 4:21pm On Jan 13, 2017
FrancisAsquare:
Atleast Mr. Boo Osin don't need to suicide again
We Thank God grin cheesy
InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op): 11:35am On Jan 13, 2017
Cc lalasticlala , Dominique
InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op): 11:31am On Jan 13, 2017
The Wait


13th December 2016


i woke up by myself today to the news of mmm accounts been frozen for this month and till next year January.... I strongly believe it can't be true.. MBA NU , have they moved the fools day celebration from April to December ?? Or probably it is one of this mtv base pranks or some yeye .blogspots looking for traffic with their usual headlines.. I got tons of messages but no, I rather check the thing MYSELF !!!

Shaking and sweating without fever, i logged into my account on my beluo O5 phone and verily verily , it was like a dream..., there it was.

..But No se i still refuse to believe it is true..i saw warnings... Was this the message i was suppose to get from the dreams i have been having for the last three days??, was this why Papa Elena called me last week after almost a year ....Something is wrong somewhere but i am totally the wrong person this must affect..

As I soliloquies and ruminate on events of the last 3 months with a brand new 2 meter long rope in my hand where I stand under this banana tree, I still pray and hope this is not true.. I have packed a few clothes and switched off my major line for now..if anyone like they should call, i wouldnt allow anyone add injury to be salt..

I will give this people three days ... 72 hours to fix this or I will kill myself and my innocent blood will be on the owners of mmm Nigeria head...God would ask for my blood from their head ..Only three days to disprove this rumour...I am here with my stove and garri to keep myself alive and make eba with some bush leaves so as to survive before i finally murder my own self in the next 3 days...

What , am not the only one affected?? Is that all u can say to me now??

Yes it may be true but I can boldy say am the worst affected... My story into this MMM is not a small one..and as I am about to bid the world farewell , I cannot but reminisce how it all started 3 months ago when I ventured into the pyramid schemes system... Just like yesterday, it is now as if I was under a Russian spell.

.....,.........






January 13th 2017


Well Done Sir, Well Done Ma ..


My wanted pictures are already everywhere as I can see on the sites..Food supply zero...Water zero !!!

I am awaiting the Announcement ...Thank you...

The return of MMM cry


it better be A MIRACLE !!!!!



THE END Before The End undecided

InvestmentRe: 8 Reasons Why MMM Is A Perfect Scam by ClassCaptain(m): 10:44am On Jan 13, 2017
Ok
InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode Nine...

I knew one thing most men like bro innocent will fall for ......




its called " bottom power "..

I remembered during our discussion he said something about his interest in sis Gladys...And of course knowing the type of individual sis Gladys is , na money for hand and back for ground...

I met with her and promised her some cash if she could seduce bro innocent... As expected , it was eazi as Zagadat.... She was able to set cameras down and record bro innocent sucking her toes and begging profusely to be whipped and obey every of her mistress commandment ...

Not untill , I got these pictures and videos and threatened him that bro innocent relunctantly released the money ...and without wasting time , we wired it ....

And with that , over two million was dropped into my mmm account .. I met my target...I met my target..I met my fking target !!!

I started feeling like a millionaire ...I was looking at everyone different...I just couldn't be talking to.anybody anyhow..I was about to make more money than the person who introduced me to the scheme sef..

Billionaire ambitions..

During the first two weeks after I invested this huge sum , I wasted the little money left with me...After all, I am going to get everything and more back in a few weeks time grin...

hehe !!!!

I bought 10k wristwatch, I dashed random people money ,strangers, gave over 20k to beggars on the street, went to beer parlours and paid for everyone 's drink, went to club and balled like never before , going home with oloshos I like..

to me I was just having a taste of the life I was going to be enjoying in a few weeks time...I was feeling like Pablo Escobar that burnt 2 million dollars to keep his daughter warm..

I was feeling like daddy yo..

My parents were getting money, clothes , my sisters were back to school...They keep scolding my elder brother for not being business minded like me...In fact he became a bastard in their eyes and more like my junior brother because he never brought money for them..

in fact, codedly it was part of the money I gave my parents that they give back to him whenever he comes home for money... Did I mention that I since parked out to a 2 bedroom flat leaving my elder bro in our former residence. ..

My parent never asked me where I was getting all this money...All I told them was that I was into selling clothes.. They never inquired, they never researched,all they were happy about was that the money was coming and they ridiculed their elder brother ....

Everything was going fine...the life was going smooth...

Not until a time in DECEMBER when I logged in to my account

RomanceRe: Young Boy Shows The World His Package ( Photo ) by ClassCaptain(op): 7:00pm On Jan 12, 2017
TrapQueen77:
shocked



Lemme say it on my own dialect... SUS MARYOSEP!! cry cry


What kind of package he was trying to show?
The package in Tekno pana song !!!
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Governor Ambode For Arresting Pretty Mike by ClassCaptain(m): 2:14pm On Jan 12, 2017
Excuse me ,,,,, ,,,,,

RomanceRe: Young Boy Shows The World His Package ( Photo ) by ClassCaptain(op): 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2017
Medunah:
He is a nairalander grin grin

No doubt
Lol !!!

True tho
RomanceYoung Boy Shows The World His Package ( Photo ) by ClassCaptain(op):
What is this world turning to huh

Cc lalasticlala

InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op):
Episode Eight


Beginning of the End...


I remembered the Church...!!!!

Immediately I started this mmm business, I was opportuned to be exposed to other members of the church doing the runzs codedly... Same people speaking in tongues and warning people against the scheme sad. One of the people I was able to convince the very first time was the treasurer of the church branch which I attend...Bro Innocent ...

I remembered there was a day we had a lengthy discussion.. We talked about the pastor's funny accent, bro Theo oversized suits, bro kunle strong perf and all until we got to the issue of the pastors salary and the income of the church :oo.

..it was at that point that he revealed to me about the special fund which was being raised to buy the church bus...

This money has been kept in the bank for over a year and includes contributions from various branches of the church, offerings and the rest.. In total sha ,it was close to a million naira... Plus the anonymous donation he informed me of,which was given to provide tiles for the church...Everything was a million and five hundred thousand naira.. shocked

This kind of tax payer money dey here and have been thinking of where to get the remaining cash.for my investment cry..



I decided not to tell bro Theo because I feared that he fit go block my parol and try and divert the money to his own use by convincing the treasurer to release the money to him instead.

I went to bro innocent, the treasurer and explained this brillant plan to him..After all, a particular asimolowo church also invested in it..so why shouldn't we ?? In fact , we are helping the church grow grin

" Nobody will know... It just a month...and sharp sharp we return the money back.."
..

If una see the way bro innocent dey look me like mad man.Nothing wey I no tell this bro or use beg am, bro innocent no gree oo.. He kept telling me I should shun greed and it was the devil at work..

Even my submission that I was going to pay him 200k for this job did not move him..he sent me out and even advised I go for a deliverance and prayer and fasting session from the spirit of " material gluttony '

My threats to expose. Him for doing mmm and bring false accusations against him that he is stealing the church money no even touch am one bit..he said I should do my worst...


For the first time in a long time, I actually felt like strangling someone... I cried ,weep,sent text messages, called ...Bro innocent was hell bent and was determined like kanu not to release the church special fund to me for my investment.

And there was no other quick and risk free alternative I can use to get the money I need again...no other option..

Iss OK. Iss OK grin


But if bush meat wise, hunter sef wise !!!!

InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op): 4:21pm On Jan 07, 2017
chinedumo:
Classcaptain dey wait for Jan 14 to continue
I go update tomorrow, I just deu wait some people wey promise me new year and Christmas gifts ..
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by ClassCaptain(op): 2:27pm On Jan 05, 2017
Cc Jakes ,

This is the story on rape ..
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by ClassCaptain(m): 9:59pm On Jan 03, 2017
vizkiz, the light skin girl that doesn't want her face to be shown ?? the one with the face cap huh

I need to tell her something urgent ...help huh
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by ClassCaptain(m): 9:31pm On Jan 03, 2017
Congratulations to Vizkiz and all other organizers...
Come February 14th God's willing ,I should be around for the next party !!!!
peace !!!
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by ClassCaptain(m): 9:28pm On Jan 03, 2017
Congratulations to Vizkiz and all other organizers...
Come February 14th God's willing ,I should be around for the next party !!!!
peace !!!
RomanceRe: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by ClassCaptain(m): 9:27pm On Jan 03, 2017
Congratulations to Vizkiz and all other organizers...
Come February 14th God's willing ,I should be around for the next party !!!!
peace !!!
RomanceRe: These Bridal Shower Photos Got People Talking by ClassCaptain(m): 6:35pm On Jan 03, 2017
Awon ti
RomanceRe: This Picture Of A Girl Rocking A Guy In Club Is Trending !!! by ClassCaptain(m): 6:33pm On Jan 03, 2017
lol
RomanceRe: Twitter User Advices Women To Kill Their Husbands To Make The World A Better Pla by ClassCaptain(m): 10:32am On Jan 03, 2017
Same one that said someone raped her the other day

CelebritiesRe: Everyone Is Trying To Reach My P**sy - Kemi Olunloyo Exposes Man Who Sent Her Th by ClassCaptain(m): 10:20am On Jan 03, 2017
Everyday in Church, I add More money to the offering to thank God I never had a mother like this and also plead with God never to give me a wife, sister or daughter that would end up this way..


At 52 , no child, no husband , Hardly any known friends ,

Just hnn and rants...

Kemi, I pray wherever they have hang your picture on a banana tree , u are delivered very soon by Gods grace
Christianity EtcRe: Ogochukwu Tochukwu Amaukwu's 2017 Prophecies by ClassCaptain(m): 9:27am On Jan 03, 2017
The money never roll in well for this man
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: "I Am The Most Beautiful 52 Year Old Woman In Nigeria" by ClassCaptain(m): 10:32pm On Jan 02, 2017
Mrs kemi

RomanceRe: Drop Ur Snapchat Handles And Lets Follow by ClassCaptain(m): 9:40pm On Jan 02, 2017
thesynord
InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op): 9:05pm On Jan 02, 2017
Okaakoko:
complement
Same boss.
InvestmentRe: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by ClassCaptain(op): 8:19pm On Jan 02, 2017
Okaakoko:
never a dull moment I meant
same noni boss
Christianity EtcRe: How Did Demons Come Into Existence? Who Created Them? by ClassCaptain(m): 4:29pm On Jan 01, 2017
initially angels who decided to follow the devil
RomanceRe: Unload Your First Selfie For The Year 2017 by ClassCaptain(m): 9:57am On Jan 01, 2017
mo bo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Post Your First Selfie Of The Year by ClassCaptain(m): 7:49am On Jan 01, 2017
is ok

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