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davidylan:
this above is the very definition of word salad. A lot of words strung together but without really making much sense.
1. You're expecting a "good response" based on? Did you contribute to the gift and thus feel a need to have a stake in the competition?
2. Competition is all about talent? Depends on who is setting the rules no?
3. We must have talented and qualified judges... and who defines what "talent" and "qualifications" are required and what the criteria should be? You?
4. This is purely ethical and not unethical - i have no idea what this even means.

See, this is the typical nigerian phd syndrome. Everyone feels the need to criticize something... somehow i think it is the only way we feel we can boost our flagging self esteem.

I seldom criticize but when i do, it's strictly based on knowledge. If you want to make your rules stringent, then you must be prepared enough. I don't even have a PhD but i'm a scholar.

Do not be downhearted for reading the truth. Nigeria would be great if those who make the laws abide by them.

Please relax and have fun and tell those judges to get their qualifications right before judging others

All in all, it's good to have a contest but the judges should be somewhat qualified to handle this process.

This is my wonderful opinion. You're probably a toddler if you do not agree with it.

davidylan:
yeah, you should keep mum... something about removing all doubt about foolishness when you open your mouth no?

I've just asked an honest question and I'm expecting a good response. If anyone is hurt, there's nothing I could do about it. Competition is all about talents and so, we must have talented and qualified judges. This is purely ethical and not unethical.

Good luck to those taking part anyway.

MissMeiya:
Eeeyah sorry dear.

You have 10 more days though! Just write about what you know.

The rules are funny and nothing to write home about. I doubt if you guys can get the best writers here.

I do prefer to keep mum at this time. What are the judges qualification first of all? Do they really have knowledge for this? I need a feedback.

AJ01:
Yes..unexpected gentle kiss on her neck...believe me this even work when she is mad at me

Hahaha, you're bad. Very bad, lol!

issylarry:
Well,vnt met a lady like dat bfre!wen I was dating my ex-;I did d spending in whole and now single!I love balanced equation.

You love balanced equation? Hahaha, odiagwu oh

Didn't you know it supposed to be balanced equation when you were enjoying the stuff?

You're so funny.

I think it's a good idea to spend on your lover. Just 50-50 is fine or better still 70% for the guy while 30% to the girl.

OP, what people don't realize is pretty girls have flaws. Not to seem rude, but their attitude hurts them. Most 'very pretty' women believe they have options and can get away with that. Some of them are just inept when it comes to making a decision.

What really suddens me is that they don't know that what actually goes around comes around. The genuine warmth in getting the perfect man is totally out of context.

To add more fuel to fire, imagine a girl who thinks because she's very pretty, every man will want her but when you don't call at all, she starts to scream and tell everyone how decent you're! Even at a point of lying just to get your attention:-)

I blame men who worship these girls. For they don't what they're doing.

justwise:
If mind reading is your job then start looking for a proper job. This is like predicting the result of a football match after the match has been played.

Hahahahahahahahaa You wanna kill me here with laughter.

ellechrystal:

Babe

justwise:
Typical, tell us your mind reading result about his case.

Justwise, the OP is very honest and interesting and I wonder why he decided to go for fake marriage. I think it has to do with peer-pressure.

The other guy, who talked about his passport being washed or something was absolutely lying. So I didn't want to say much.

ellechrystal:
Excuse me .. Who in d hell is this dumb fellow.. r u 4 real ??
Wats ur sickening business with my thoughts? Or r u one of d waka waka? Ur so pathetic spewing pains like this online..
U indeed quoted the wrong person to type trash.
Is this wat u waste ur megabytes 4? Silly.
About begging to divorce.. what in d world brought about that? Was that supposed to b the topic of discussion or ur thoughts r dat dirty.
See mind ur self o. Don't even let me start with u already. Silly.ur d extremely pathetic one.. showing d world how pained,Bitter n unhappy u r.take some more honey to make ur life sweet...holy online ke. Do u know me,?? Ve we met B4? Ur words r just out of point. Go get a reasoning surgery n then I can spend some megabytes on u. Nico. ...

Hahahahaha, relax. I just wanted to wink at you. And you shouldn't be bothered.

Do not be sad, okay?
Just smile!

ellechrystal:
God bless u this guy. U go live long.
Na heavy true tori b this o.
No mind all these waka dupe them . N talk talk. Their tym never reach o.

Keep your mouth shut if you don't have something meaningful to say.

If he had made it over there, you would be begging him to divorce his wife and marry you.

I hate those who pretend or act holly online while they're nothing to write home about.

Tonydeeb:
National Year for Sex and Comfort(NYSC)...
make we tok true, you fit hold body for 10-11 months wivout tasting the forbidden fruit?...I bliv those who engage in such acts are those who didn't have such a lively youth-days experience.
Having tasted the forbidden fruit wif her hubby, she's willing to explore, wants to do what she was deprived or wasn't opportuned to do b4 marriage and the only avenue to do this wivout any phobia will be during her service year...
And the social ones who actually tried everytin b4 marriage, are possibly trying to explore once again what marriage has deprived them of...
P:s Do not say unmarried/single ladies don't fall in this category, their are many extremely despirate ladies who are ready to tie any guy down using sex as a tool during their service year...

That's right. You're so correct. I am the only one in my room that didn't taste the unforbiden fruit

To me, there's nothing in it.

temisukanmi:
Dont really know the appropriate topic for this thread... I just wanna share what I observed.
Here on nairaland, we've been seeing guys being put in friend zones by ladies they love and not guys putting ladies in dis zone.. now my question is:
1) Do ladies ever get friend zoned?
2) Ladies have you ever been friend zoned by guys u love?
3) How did it all turn out?
4) Guys have u ever kept any lady in this dreadful zone?
Pls feel free to share ur experiences... ..just trying to clear this thought off my head.

Yes number 4. Friendzoning is really bad

During my NYSC, though this girl is pretty, but i just didn't like her. Felt she wasn't good enough for me.

So, one day, she came to my place of work with her friend without informing me first then later called my friend to take them out if he really wants to win over her friend and that was it. I didn't stay long with them.

I cannot friendzone a woman that i like, though it takes two to tango!

abbakacici:
i know is unrelated question, but please i need urgent help, I inadvertently washed my jeans with my passport in it yesterday. and now is the passport is a totally waste, i was planing on applying for the emergency travel certificate but form nigerian embassy UK website it seams that is meant for only stole or missing passport.

the reason i apply for it not renewal is that am planing coming back to Nigeria this weekend saturday to be presides, i still have a valid visa so my question are

1) can i apply for emergency travel certificate though my passport is damage not stolen or missing
2) if no should lie and get a police report that my passport is stolen
3)i have a police report, but a break in in our house, that is the police just mail me a letter stating that my case is still on going.

i really need to travel this weekend,

Can you really teach an old dog new tricks? :-)

You alread lied. So this thread is probably not meant for you :-)

@OP, haha. I can see that you really loved this girl but sorry because you've been played by a female player :-)

Next time, you should be careful with the kind of chick you fall in love with :-)

Above all, you're lucky. It would have been a disaster in the long run, if you had married this lady.

Now, try as much as you can, to get the right girl.

Ikebesupa:
Yes it has been a tough one trust me its not easy however, it can't ever weigh me down or stop me. It can't ever stop the sun & the rain or even the world from spinning around. @zeezahbee, ofcourse its arranged one ! I ain't the first person to have done that and you got to do what you ought to do to survive but the choice that i have made didn't work out the way i thought it would. I thank you all for all your contributions, its really very nice of you guys. @classicalmusic, thanks a lot. That is real life experience broh. My current ppt got 12 weeks to expire. What do you reckon? share whatever you got on here. Cheers mate

Ok. Have you made any attempt to travel elsewhere after being deported?

Wow. Incredible. Never knew there are intelligent women on this online community

I want to read more from other people.

OP, you've already kissed good bye to so many countries for a decade.

But your ban now is less than ten years from my own arithmetic

I will help you if you can tell me the whole truth. Sorry, I have no desire to annoy you. I read minds pretty well and so far so good, you're honest.

Which state are you currently? When exactly will your current passport expire?

Some girls here are already dying for this man. His thing looks so strong oh!

I wonder how this made the front page.

Some girls here are already dying for this man. His thing is very strong oh!

Apparently, Japanese love love-making than the Chinese.

teetom:
Hi fellow nairalanders. I want to know your view on
issue of laminating certificates,especially those that
have had the opportunity of travelling abroad.Some
say lamination of certificate is the best option to
preserve it because any slight alteration renders it
useless and valueless and you know it's not easy
to get another once it is altered.

While some say
many foreign establishments and even embassy
reject laminated certificate.

Please what are your
views on it?

Yes, it's necessary in order to protect them. Organization like embassies don't reject laminated certificates but would rather confim the genuineity of these documents.

This forum is for opinions and arguments.

Okay, let me go straight to the point now. Men earn money and are somewhat stricter in discipline. While, women particularly build closer bond and are often at home with the children.

Do you think men are better parents or otherwise? State your reasons. Because sometimes, I think women are a bit weaker in terms of training the kids. I am not underestimating female folks though.

cococandy:
so women are responsible for the virginity of men?

Do men not have self control?

No. Most do not. Even the OP can easily jump at a woman for a show

You know what I mean.

Women love money and are materialistic. So they sleep with different men.

sexymoma:
Pardin

I misquoted you. Sorry about that.

MizMyColi:
Ignorance is not an excuse, it can be a choice tho'
It's never too late to live your dreams.
For where there is life, there is hope.






Back then in Uniben, I heard of an eighty sumtin years old man, studying law.

Indeed, it's never too late to learn. This woman, particularly is already a role model.

Boom in my career and of course a woman who will respect and cherish me. And God's protection.

VickyyB:
A Pharmacology Undergraduate should be aware of that.

An S.S2 Biology student who should be 14/15years is aware of it.

Hehe. Ok, you've given me two strong reasons.

Sounds like you're smart.