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Happy Belated Bday dear. God bless you...

Qudbell:
who this one con epp nau?

ASK GOOGLE.

I marvel why ladies with kids are called babymama and guys with kids are called babydaddy or babyfather...

Using Simultaneous equation in gender dictionary,
mother is to father,
mummy is to daddy and
mama is to papa

If single Lady with kid is called babymama,therefore
single guy with kid should be babypapa....

Q.E.D

mizzbouqui:
I don't have them

what ethnicity of demon you got?

mizzbouqui:
I don't know one sir but google.com might help

google ko ask ni...

how are your hausa and igbo demons?

mizzbouqui:
You will be the one to name the ladies, I'm not lesbian

hmmm...introduce me to one lesbian and I can ask her...

Benita27:
When Jamb hypes me.

Answer first, den i will tell you mine.

When Jamb hypes you, you DJ Jamb....

mizzbouqui:
I'm a yoruba babe, I no nothing about those other tribes for now

But I will help you ask

Good of you...you will soon get there since you label yoruba guys demons...
what do you call yoruba babes? demons?

Benita27:
What did you do, when ur gf made same noise?.

hmmmm its obvious you never passed JAMB...You used question to answer question...nawti u

Babymama is the latest fashion trending....
Babymama is increasing like the price of dollar to naira....


everywhere full of babymama codedly and you just have to decode it...

can babymama marry single guy again due to her experience?

can the single guy marry babymama...?

whats your opinion guys.....

Philophobia is the fear of falling in love or emotional attachment.
The risk is usually when a person has confronted any emotional turmoil relating to love in the past.


Ladies and Gents underscore dem gurus in this forum..
Is philophobia the cause of rape nowadays?

mizzbouqui:
Lolsssss

can you share something about Igbo demon or Hausa Demon...Biko.

what did you do on that faithful day you heard the weird noise....

Benita27:
Who told you men don't make weird noise when they want to cum. na una own [b]worse pass[/b].

You got trust ish with him already.
Dont go with him rather tell him he can come with you but you balling with yo friends...

Game...what number you wanna play....

mizzbouqui:
4. Confusing Lust for Love
This also ties in closely to Impatience. Most times, we tend to confuse lust with love. Just because sex is involved doesn’t mean he loves and respects you. Beware of the many “Yoruba demons” parading around claiming to want commitment. All they want is to fall in lust with you, never love. In this very harsh world, girls have to got to smarten up!

http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/relationship-mistakes-girl/?geoip
Cc: Lalasticlala

You are Yoruba demons had nasty experience...sowie ehn

Benita27:
Who told you men don't make weird noise when they want to cum. na una own worse pass.

hmmmm..experience the best teacher...

@op Toluwani. Oluwa ni you don see Oluwa ni (In Reekado banks voice)

You. What's up and where have you been.

cindybaby22:
lol

Its sold. I apologize about that.
I have been busy and couldnt update my ads. Its only the honda accord that's still available. Lemme know if you r interested. Thank you

tysa:
I want to pay for this RAV4 today... But your contact details is unavailable

From Imo back to your place doesnt sound like some seconds journey for him not to call and know if you arrive safely. You are alive and that's why you can compare and contrast.
If you think you deserve better,move on with your life.
Being single for the time being won't hurt you rather make you stronger.
Change is constant. His buoyant business of today doesnt guarantee happy relationship or successful marriage.
Your Happiness Should be precious to you and yourself.

I want to watch a lovely cool movie at home,
I need 17 more people to join me cos the movie says 18 and above.

Pinshure of the burgled car or idonbliveit

Kakamorufu:
Ex don go e don go be dat. New era don take over

Hmmm baddest.

Frozeen:
The last girl i fvcked, her scream was that of a mosquito.

Oops. Wish I can define how mosQuito sound.Guess you didnt have malaria. Lol.

7Randall:
Is that mourn or moan?

All join.
That's truly your favorite

On a cool headed day like this....

One of the least ish to ever imagine during romance is the sound of your partner during sex especially Ladies..

Some mourn,moan,mehw,scream,shout,cry and even mute

some of my friends said the sound(ringing tone) some girls extinguish can be damn disgusting and
shyful,while some will make the guy wanna go on and on till eternity.......

Ladies,check at some point if your partner cherish your sound,
there is enough time to edit your tone...

Guys,what romantic sound will make you wanna empty your testes........

Even football clubs want back their ex-players.....

Madrid have taken back Morata.....
Dortmund took Mario....
Barcelona have taken back Dennis Suarez.
United want Pogba back......
Chelsea want Lukaku back.....


If you miss your ex or see ur ex different from how you were then,
be strong,build your encourage,pick the phone and negotiate your feelings and emotions

Its old saying that you dont revisit your previous night,who knows if thats where your glory lies ...

We meet to path and we path to meet...
Just get ready,anything can happen

#Reality or #comic?

Has your application been approved?

jonade241:
please help a brother,am just about coming to France,pls i want to meet my fellow brothers and sisters here so i can have a wonderful stay. God bless

You r nothing wtout good career even to your gf but you are someone with good career without relationship. Plan and digst your choiceS

derindel:
I am in a long distance relationship with a girl I met on Facebook. the relationship is three years now. I had visited her twice and we've had sex. the relationship is not without its own troubles. we quarrelled a lot and we often end up settle our own dispute. she had cheated in the the past and I forgave her. I am not a saint either though by her action she thinks I am not sleeping with anyone except her.

I love her a lot and right now I am contemplating moving to the state where she is schooling because my business is not doing well where I am right now and I also intend moving to another state later with her if things doesn't work out eventually after she graduates.

I intend raising enough money to start life over again, close to her.

Today while i was thinking about it, i came to a conclusion that my main intention for wanting to relocate wasn't to better my business but to be close to her but my problem now is that though her family knows about me but she has never visited me for once. though she offered to come at some point when we started dating but i refuse because I felt I should do the first visiting as the guy. but after then, she hasn't being insistent about it.

please guys, is my plan to relocate to her place a smart move or not?

please i need urgent and mature advice.

cc
farano,
Rocktation

and everyone in romance section please I need help advice.

calculusx:
• Over the years I have carve a Niche for myself here by displaying pre-purchase pictures of whatever I sell and here are more below. You can follow suit by displaying picture of your Corolla in First-Gate, Lagos Nigeria or stfu

You cant intimidate me. I chose to withdraw from your attention seeker through drama you have been displaying on here.
I got much things to use my time for as you can see the odd timing here.

You r pretty jobless and like I said earlier even when I post the pics you will have something to say. You r black minded even at your loop hole you still bragging.
I won't post any pics. Go ahead and jam your head on a wall or crash it on a stone.

NB. I'm not tired with your drama but I'm too busy to read you running your mouth like chicken with dysenty. Nubbish attention seeker

calculusx:
• For the umpteenth time, Your ignorance knows no bound. What have you ever Imported? Do you know what it takes to import a Car? Gosh.... You suck to high heavens

Now read my lips. I don't deal with accidented vehicles okay.

you bought this dented lexus less than $1k,trucked it for max $350,shipping max 950$ and clearing fee $1100max fix it for $300max and you wanna sell it for 2.1m
its not ridiculous right.

Think before you Speak.

Henceforth,I Comment My Reserve