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jeeze are all the above mention on ur head

chei omo u gather orisi risi for body

sorry dude, u know i always wound u all the time, right now u cant even walk straight cuss ure wounded!

dickele
i no dey kiss babes wey no dey brush dia maut

e be like say dem use slap swear for u dis mornin.

comon go put water make i baff, u dis house boy u don dey prove stubborn o

my ynash no dey gree shake like ur own na

your mates dey get pimples for face u na for armpit u dey gather your own


  i fear o

hhuh??

ya mama left brea**st!

why u go yab studio?? u know no say i be hin papa?

like you

ure beginning 2 sound as if ure sane, but btwn us, you nd i know that ur head is filled with only cold akamu

@tanimz
ca va bein.

merci boku mon ami

just the way u no dey know wen u piss for bodi

*[s]uses broom to beat ben and dani out of his lyfe*[/s]

nice one.


how sure are we that the centipede was actually tryn to wear invisble shoes??


am suspicious


sure say no be condom e wan wear

bonjour mon ami.

ibotus must be the guy under the skirt

u don dey yarn like say since wen dem born u, u don ever leave ajegunle

no much diffrence btwn my personality in nld nd real lyfe!


rabbish

since before u were born

@kunbee
i will save my answer cuss btwn us, i know u dont understand d wrd RUDE!

@parki
who be muttallab? na ur babe be that abi?
gorimakpa like u

U mst b out of ur mind

i just did

wats bitn u dude??

get ur medicatn asap!

no!


nice jokes there

lol

come u don brush so?

women could be foolish, but wen it comes to money, they get instant wisdom

tyte joke pinkgu

dear romeo
                  Appreciation letter

   i really appreciate your swift response and affection. its quite amusing to have u fall me that way.
in reference to the above mentioned, i just want to tell u that if i give u the oppurtunity to be my lover, u are really going to jeopardise my life and yours.

   Do u think i dont know your biography? or just because u happen to be a manager by mistake doesnt give u the audacity to toast me like that on a letter. whatever happened to sending flowers?
i know your family very very well, i know u come from a poor home, your great grandpa  and my great grand mother where lovers but your grand pa disappointed her and i know that blood of disappointment flows in u.
   
dear manager, i know u too well, just because u are polished now doesnt change the fact that u once hawked boli and moi moi at ojuelegba in lagos.
   
i shall stop here for now, i really dont want to expose u further, just give me the job or else  . . ,  . ,  . . ,  . . ,  . .?

thanks in anticipation for my appointment letter.

Yours sincerly

juliet.

funny pics lol

if u dey wait for naija girls u go old

naija girl before she dress, she go wear pant, wear girdle tight, wear shorts, come wear underwear, even if na hurricane blow u no go see anything.

up africans