no be today studio start dey steal co-tenants toothpastes.

coolguyz:

and wat difference does it make. . . . no allow ya fellow neighbours for that face-me-i-slap-yu come hia open your yansh o

[size=15pt] see as ya madness dey escalate here. . .studio wia u dey oh[/size]

Inside shalanga

Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.

Jon is called into the doctor's office first. The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?

Jon says, "I'd be half blind.

That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes? I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the
questions and answers.

The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?

Dan says, "I'd be half blind. The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"

I'd be completely blind. Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor. Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.

No, not worth it!

OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?

No, not worth it!

OK, 20?

No, not worth it!

How about 10?

No, not worth it!

Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?

Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it.

Egyptian

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?

The little boy nodded in the affirmative. Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?

The little boy nodded yes.

So, the coach continued, when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?

Again the little boy nodded.

Good, said the coach, "now go over there and explain it to your mother.

Ben ur jokes don dey dry gradualy

Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three
Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?

~They would have asked directions,
~arrived on time,
~helped deliver the baby,
~cleaned the stable,
~made a casserole, and,
~brought practical gifts.

Lol

Story on "Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven"

Very funny.

flexystar:

Ben your jokes don dey dry gradualy

Not true. It take a highly intelligent person to appreciate that very funny joke.

if i catch you ben 0 i am stomping your head to the effing ground. . . . promise not be make a remix after i am done wif you

so u beta ban me again o! foolish boy

Parki, why won't you let me be with these ya "effing" posts all over the place.

Pogistega:

Not true. It take a highly intelligent person to appreciate that very funny joke.

Hunger caused it

if u want me to cool off then unban me sharp sharp and then we could go about our business like nuffin happened

i sweardown bruff if you dont then this shit still continues. . . . . .

omo i no spoil am jor. . . . . but all these people for here including moderator sef just dey vex me

dey no sabi say as per old boy wey i be for this forum i suppose dey get preferencial treatment

drinking mi garri

bring ur groundnut but carry fork dey come not spoon o. . .

no!


nice jokes there