that amount is minimal compared to what have been taken from us. The UK raped Nigeria fantastically before and after independence.

those bastards still waxing strong?? wheres dt kpomo mouthed lai mogammed?

biafra will be actualised sooner than we think. its glaring that Nigerians know this fact thus the fear.

Nigerians and their ability of abusing privilege. GEJ is a human being and deserves some level of respect. enough of the humiliating insults and caricatures. Nigerians show your respect for authority and stop acting as barbarians before the world!

i see nothing wrong with eating that. must all eggs be fried or boiled?

cut her some slack pls some of u here r just like amoeba with faces of monkeys having ebola. she is sexy by her confidence abt her body no silicone anywer like kim n odas. besides kim is an over priced ninny

is dat her shrine?

about the lying aspect, soo many are guilty of it. Imagine one lying about his age and professional achievement only to get busted. Nothing beats being honest because its the best policy

dt pose is d way baphomet the demon posed. Christains be careful of these demonic songs garnished with innocence. Adorations belongs to God and not satan. U can google baphomet for more info. Some nigerian artiste have sold their souls to the devil, be wise.

so wat about their customers? The officers are just jobless. I just hope they dont end up r.a.p.i.ng the girls.

wen u watch it with your partner in order to get in the mood or learn new tricks, "cool" but wen you watch it alone and then maturbate picturing someone else, its called cheating. This is because the act is done with the mind nd that mind is supposed to be occupied by your partner

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this tongue stuff really irks me, if celebs keep doing this what are their dogs going to do? Smh

why is she seducing the dogs?

i am interested in moderating this forum.

he might be cheatn on u. If he is divorce before its too late

at poster stop dayeye forming. na ur type dey use tongue wash plate after eatn behind closd doors..infact ur type go order for chicken too much forming no go gree u tackle d chicken bone as u dey pay cashier u go still dey eye ur plate dey swear for urslf for ur mind. in essence my point is be urslf nd mind ur biz..if d man desides to lick his plate nd use his plate n spoon to make music e no concern u.

I remember quarreln wid a boy in our neigborhood I was just busy sayn 'u be bascard! idiot dansekebuns!' lolz dnt evn know wt dt means till date. was fond of beatn younger kids so I saw dis gurl nd I was like 'aah I fit beat dis smallie' I walkd up to her, nd seized her dress by throat nd accused her of insultn me. I nvr knew da gurl was related to mike tyson. she gave me da beatn of my life nd dt was hw d demon causn me to beat other children ran away for good.

I remember hw I use to grind unzu and smoke it wit my sister. came back frm skul one day tore my exercise book folded it up, lighted it nd started smoking I dint hear my dad enter, he caught me, tore more papers nd told me to kip smokn later n da night by 12 or 2 he woke me up nd gave me da thrashn of my life my mum pretended nt to hear my cries jeez! hw I hated her dt night. I remember searchn for coins in my dads pocket, got caught nd receivd da mid night beatn. I just heard the word blue film nt known wat it meant I went to skul telln everyone I've watchd blue film a male teacher heard it nd told me to repeat it before the headmistress who calld my parents lol cnt forget the look on their faces. wz I beaten? u guessed right!

watchn clouds take various shapes to suit my imagination, breakn the canes dad used in floggn us, pickn meat from da pot, licking moms soup and addn water so dt d soup wil look much, puttn oranges beneath my dress, culdnt wait to grow breast. wearn my elder sisters pant nd havn it fall off on d street wen I went to fetch water, dyeing my hair with my dads dye, I tot babies were vomited lolz

the earlier hin use hin papa for rituals the better, afterall wats da old man living for?


nice one

i really dont care what he thinks about anyone

pete edochie doesnt suck! neither does my beloved patience ozokwor

tnks buddie

hello peeps,

am clemcykul just thought i should breeze in and say Hi to all the 2007-2010 jokes forum family. i miss u all. given the nominations going on, i really dont know who to nominate given the fact that everyone has contributed one way or the other to the fun in this forum. . .i just want to commend u all and say no matter who wins the election, everyone is a winner. cheers guys, one love.

klems.

i nominate studioo, that boy wey no dey gree baff

funny u