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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve And Her Daughter In Lime Light by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On May 10, 2011
lol grin
Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger And Wife Mariashriver Split by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On May 10, 2011
ohh my!! pls they shouldnt . i love them together shocked sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Kung Fooled by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On May 10, 2011
tem em baby
Celebrities / Re: Bracket Live In London: Pictures by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On May 09, 2011
omo i tire o,
i wonder whether dem dey even see the mike wey dem hold.
Food / Re: Calabar Food Is Overhyped! by clemcykul(f): 5:52pm On May 04, 2011
e be like say ur calabar babe no gree cook. .that is why u come they hate calabar food.
Celebrities / Re: Why Does Yoruba Actress Start Bleaching Immediately They Start Making Small Money by clemcykul(f): 5:49pm On May 04, 2011
Mr, Cork:

the same reason why IBO womens always have beard & mustache wink
grin grin

dem take igbo women swear for u sha
Jokes Etc / Re: God Of Soccer by clemcykul(f): 10:31am On May 04, 2011
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Snoring Problem by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On May 04, 2011
darl thought frank is gay, lol grin
Celebrities / Re: Advice For I Go Dye. No Offence. by clemcykul(f): 8:36am On May 04, 2011
lol i bet ure his neighbor grin
Celebrities / Re: Advice For I Go Dye. No Offence. by clemcykul(f): 11:47am On May 03, 2011
xynerise . , .u no well grin grin grin grin
Politics / Foreigners Are Our Problem In The North by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Apr 29, 2011
the religious, political unrest in the Northern part oF Nigeria is largely attributed to the influx of chadeans, malians, Niger-republicans, yemenis, Sudanis etc.
these people share the same language, religion/culture, and complexion with Nigerian Hausa's and they can be hardly differentiated.
A real Hausa man values western Education and loves his country.

the foreigners in Northern Nigeria have no roots in our country, some/most of them came into this country as Almajiri's and they do not even know their Biological families.
when they cause riots and kill Nigerians, they have nothing to loose, its not their country, their families are not affected.
about 1,000 rioters were arrested and when they where interviewed most of them said they do not know where they are from, they only remember coming to study in the state and they grew up in the street.

so how can the government help these people who are not its citizens? the mallams are also foreigners who grew up in the streets.
e.g mai tatsine in Kano, who rebelled and killed alot of muslims in kano claimed to be from Kano but was later found out to be an immigrant.

i believe the way out is for the government to deport all illegal immigrants from these AFRICAN countries and exert strict measure on immigration. the customs and immigration service have to stand up and do their jobs.

i will state an incidence that happened during the voters registration excise. i have a mai-guard who told me he was from katsina , during the voters excise, he went to register, i dont know how he was discovered to be a foreigner. he was arrested and deported to chad the next day, the following day he returned to my house. i asked him what happened and how he came back, he said they were dropped at the border, after the officers left, they boarded a vehicle and came back into Nigeria. right now he is still performing his duties as a maiguard.

on daily basis hundreds of this foreigners keep trooping into the north. you see them doing mai-guard jobs, mai-ruwa jobs, and also as itinerant traders. some times they get frustrated as they cant make ends meet and begin to constitute nuisance to our beloved country.

our government must look into these immigration issue if its really determined to solve the problem of the North and Nigeria as a whole.

OUR BORDERS ARE TOO OPEN
Food / Re: Nigerian Women Who Don't Eat A Lot In Front Of Guys by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Apr 29, 2011
na so gurls life be . .them no go gree chop in front of a guy, but when them reach house dem go start to dey swear for demselves * chei if to say i know i for order for shaki, round-about, another plate of rice and plantain, 2 bottles of coke etc***** dem go even add TAKE-AWAY.

den later they will make up their minds to fleece the next unlucky guy that will mistakenly take them out***
Politics / Re: Orji Wins Abia State by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Apr 28, 2011
poor Abians . .they must be looking forward to another four years of intense crimes, poverty, and drastic underdevelopment . . . .government embezzlement of funds , they voted for a looser, could it be that Abians are loosers and dont know whats good for them?
Politics / Re: Imo State Guber: Rochas Okorocha Has Won! by clemcykul(f): 11:40am On Apr 28, 2011
THANK GOD FOR ROCHAS!!!!! cool cool cool cool cool


you cant do more when youve never done anything
Culture / Re: Nigerian Pidgin by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Apr 15, 2011
omo i tire o, pidgin get levels sha grin cool
Celebrities / Serana Williams Is Back In Style In Might by clemcykul(f): 7:54am On Apr 15, 2011
What, you expected the woman who once wore this to a US Open to practice in a tennis skirt and sweater vest? If Serena is coming back, it's going to be with some gusto.
[Slideshow: Serena Williams' worst fashions of all time]



The 13-time Grand Slam champion had been hinting at a return to the court for the past few days on her Twitter account. Cryptic messages like "my life starts today" and "back on the shakes" foreshadowed Tuesday's practice session, which was announced in the third-person and later confirmed by her agent.

The outfit, however, was a complete surprise. It's not like Serena had given any warnings that she had recently watched Molly Ringwald in "Pretty In Pink" or was reading "Catwoman" comic books.

There's no word as of yet on when Serena will return to competitive play. It'll come in time. For now, just seeing her on the court with a racquet in her hand is good news enough.


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[s]cnt help lovn this gurl. . waitn for her killer body to bounce back on da tennis court cool kiss[/s]

Jokes Etc / Re: Just Drop A Smile by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Apr 13, 2011
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpan And Other Side Stories by clemcykul(f): 4:14pm On Apr 13, 2011
hehhehehe see gbege grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Teabreak by clemcykul(f): 4:10pm On Apr 13, 2011
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Filthy Parrot! by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Apr 13, 2011
buahhaa
Family / Re: How Do You Tell Someone About His Bad Breath (bad Breath) by clemcykul(f): 9:45am On Apr 13, 2011
@obowumin
lol @ur bluntness.
*change paste
*when brushing ensure u brush ur tongue too, starting from inside
*avoid taking sugary/diary product regularly
*chew sugarless mint gums often
*take vitamin C for a healthy gum.

gudluck.
@poster
u did well by telling him the candid blunt truth. he is matured to have taken that without a pinch of salt. encourage him to be conscious of his breath that way on his own he will mind his dental hygiene consciously.


his mouth gat to be smell-less if he really wants a kiss in the future. tell him that!
Celebrities / Re: What's The Problem With Soul E's Wife? by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Apr 13, 2011
lol@snazzy
free the woman jor , na her hubby video, she no wan take chance with other dancers.
Celebrities / Re: Lesbianism Hits Nollywood by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Apr 13, 2011
no be today ynash get centre parting . . .e don tay
Celebrities / Re: Ghana Begins Sale Of Naija Must Go Bag by clemcykul(f): 9:15am On Apr 13, 2011
Nigerians all over the world are being chased like fowls with brooms. .why dont they return and see how we gonna move our blessed country forward.


wat am embarrasment *naija must go* angry angry angry angry angry the name gives me shudders
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson, Ini Edo,oge Okoye In Alleged Ritual Scandal by clemcykul(f): 9:04am On Apr 13, 2011
cock and bull.
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Igholado Caught Kissing his wife by clemcykul(f): 8:55am On Apr 13, 2011
make pastor no kiss again??
Culture / Re: Is The Word Naija Offensive by clemcykul(f): 12:57pm On Apr 12, 2011
nope its not. its a word for comradeship among Nigerians. its a binding unofficial word for Nigerians alone.
Culture / Re: New Blog By A Hausa/fulani Woman Living In England by clemcykul(f): 12:53pm On Apr 12, 2011
better namfav cool . .so long as u mind your business and allow tweety to practice what she believes in. u have your life so does she. Nigerian constitution gave a provision for freedom of speech and "religion". RESPECT other peoples religion the same way you would love yours to be respected. cool
Culture / Re: It Is Your Pleasure, Not Mine, As A Somali I Have Visited This Website: by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Apr 12, 2011
somalia thought its been wiped outta this planet.

@elayaa BOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!! go get a life you somalian riff raff . . . .somalis are actually ashamed of you. even muslims balk at your outright foolishness . . . .by the way who the hell are you to come in here and spew bullshi!t from the depth of your stinking dysfunctional gut about Nigeria and Nigerians during your silly war NIGERIA fed and supported you . ,  . jump into a lagoon before i personally deport you to the abyss where  u belong.

*removes bulala and flogs out the silly racist demons possessing his warped mind*
Culture / Re: New Blog By A Hausa/fulani Woman Living In England by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Apr 12, 2011
@tweety
gwara haka.  .ki rabu da shi. bakin ciki ne yake damun sa. inn da a'a Nijeriya kike, da kin ga abun da irin su zazu su yi miki.
@nafav
ko ma a'a Nigeria akwai muslimai da ya wa da suke zama chirsta. akwai su a maiguguri, hada wasu kanawa . . ka zauna a'a katsina kana takurawa mutane . . .

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