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rihanna has ogor (allofacia frontalis) on her fore head

so beyawnce it is

make sense pls, it pays

xynerise

poor thing

sure ure sane?

wats dat?

ouch!

@jarus
still waitn for my interview o i don grow white hair tire

ol boy u well so?

aww poor thing, ure welcom atkinboy

why u dey expose hin uncle na

check out the posing na

hmm studio ure very ryte, dickele red boxers no bad sha

pls dont cause me nitemares arrggh u look horrible.

lol very hilarious pics, dis sure looks like dickele, check out the sand stained butts!




dickele strong o

ol boi u fuuny na why u dey provoke?

lol see threat o

the insults are part of the joke, see ya gorimakpa head

c'mon sharap dia, u wey dey use straw swallow eba.

mumu

anoda mumu thing wey i do wen i dey small be: one day as i close from school after i don chop finish, na so i tear my excercise book, fold am, come light am matches dey smoke, na so my younger sister come catch me, come report me to my dad even after i beg the chick even promise to wash her uniform ;Dthe yeye girl still report me , since dem the temptation to smoke no come again

lets give him way

gidson ofofo no gud o, see ur amebo mouth.

i have a serious complain daniluv,
*********************pls pay attention.


brb.

aint it obvious?

wat da hell!

scary and weird

the mumu thing again wey i do wey i no go ever forget, i dey about 8yrs den, we travel go village for my uncle marriage,
na so i see palm wine full everywhere, na so i just dey drink the thing the drink come knock me out through out the day, na the following day pple come ey tell me wetin i do, dem say na so i just dey vomit ,dey talk rubbish up and down, dem say i even piss for body, after that day my popsie wait make my head correct first before he flog the remaining drink comot for mind.

since then i just develop phobia for palm wine

especially to the married folks amongst us, how do you feel knowing that your wife or husband is cheating on you.

how do you react: by confronting the cheating partner?
by harrasing the partner your spouse is cheating with?
by sweeping everything under carpet and pretending that all is well
by vengeance.

resolve ur issues and stay in one room

@jarus
am yet to see the original interview, am just seeing a quote from me or are my eyes playn pranks?

Some guys might not realize this, but when most women get married they usually imagine cozy evenings by a fire, sharing their hopes and dreams with the men they love. Our Prince Charmings, however, sometimes turn into The Grinches Who Stole Romance, lying on the couch with a beer in one hand and a remote in the other. You may have noticed our displeasure about this on occasion.

However, in the interest of your willingness to cater to our needs (see "10 Ways to Be a Better Husband", here's a list for the women out there. Ladies, instead of trying to fix your flawed but lovable husband, why not start by looking in the mirror? These 10 steps will help you re-energize your marriage and renew your appreciation for the former Mr. Perfect.

1) Take care of yourself
Turns out that the best thing you can do for your husband is also good for you. Eat healthy foods, maintain good grooming, and exercise regularly. You'll look and feel better, and you'll continue to be the vibrant and attractive woman he fell in love with, no matter your age.

2) Say thank you, often
When researchers ask men what they want from their wives, appreciation always makes the list. Everyone likes to be appreciated, so remember to notice the things your husband does—for you, for the kids, for the house—and thank him. You'll put a smile on his face and a little joy in his heart.

3) Keep the romance alive
When was the last time you planned a romantic interlude with your husband? If you can't remember, you're way overdue. Be affectionate, write love notes, give him a backrub, plan a date, and initiate sexual play. Remind him that you still find him attractive.

4) Let him have "guy time"
Everyone needs time for themselves—to relax, enjoy a hobby, or socialize with friends. If your husband loves football and you don't, don’t bug him about it. Encourage him to cultivate friendships with other men. He'll enjoy the companionship. Studies show that people with friends tend to live longer, healthier lives.

5) Make your husband a priority
With the everyday stresses of work, home, and kids, it's easy to take your husband for granted. Make time for the two of you to reconnect on a regular basis. Take an interest in his work and hobbies. Let him know he's important to you.


6) Don't try to change him
Are you outgoing, but your husband is shy? Do you like a clean house, but he leaves towels on the floor? Behavioral experts say you can't change others, you can only change yourself and how you react—so look for ways other than nagging to handle these situations. Compromise on social activities by making them shorter, or go by yourself. Place a laundry basket in the bathroom. And when he attends a party or puts dirty towels in their proper place, thank him. Positive reinforcement beats nagging every time.

7) Don’t make him guess—tell him what you want
It's easy to assume that the person who lives with you every day also knows you well enough to know what you want. Not true. Most of us view the world through our own needs and desires, so don't be surprised if your husband thinks that what you want is what he would want. If you want something specific—advice, a hug, or a red sweater for your birthday—let him know.

Cultivate friends and interests outside your marriage
Once you’re married, it's easy to shrink your social network to revolve around your husband. But no one person can meet all your needs, and it’s too much to expect your husband to be your partner, your lover, AND your best girlfriend. Make time for friendships outside your marriage. You'll have more fun and bring new energy to your relationship.


9) Let free time be free
Just as you need time to relax and unwind, so does your husband. He may not define it the way you do, though; while your idea of relaxing after work may be talking over a glass of wine, he may enjoy being quiet for awhile, reading the newspaper, or watching TV. Find a compromise so both your needs are met. And give him time to recharge by not over-scheduling weekends with home projects and shopping.

10) Believe in your husband, and let him know it
Men can display a lot of bravado, but like us they sometimes struggle with low self-confidence and feelings of failure. And because men approach the world as competitors, they sometimes end up feeling like losers. When he comes home, your husband needs to know that the person he values most in the world believes in him—especially when he doesn't believe in himself.

11) Care for him: most times we women due to the nature of our jobs, kids and family tend to forget that a man needs care and pampering, washing of his clothes withour complain is an act of care, cooking his meals properly makes him want to call you :mama" dont argue unnecesarily for the sake of peace agree with on some issues while subtely letting him know your mind.

good luck to all my sisters

gud boi

who dash am ofis?