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| Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 12:12pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
A certain little girl when asked her name would reply I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter. Her mother told her this was wrong she must say I'm Jane Sugarbrown. The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday school and said Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter? She replied I thought I was but mother says I'm not. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 12:20pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. Momma look what I found the boy called out. What have you got there dear? his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: It's Adam's suit!! |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
lol |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by sylve11: 4:42pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
lol  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 7:16pm On Apr 13, 2011 |
El @ his best mo'lentherics to ur armpit |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 2:21pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
^ Thanks love  A Sunday school teacher asked her little children as they were on the way to church service And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? One bright little girl replied Because people are sleeping. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by babyme1(f): 3:06pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
El Guapo:  People don'ts sleep in my church |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by vincent10(m): 4:45pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
lol funny |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by vincent10(m): 4:46pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
lol funny |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 7:21pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
El, more pls. n u're soooooooooooo welcome |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by ARareGem(f): 7:37pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
Nice jokes. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 7:40pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
hey where u yesterdae durin my bydae?  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 9:30pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
Tanx @ All @Yink, Darling ur wish is my command  , here we go >>>A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats warningher son that If you don't stop sucking your thumb your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon. Later that day walking in the park mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four- year-old considered her gravely for a minute then spoke to her saying Uh- oh, I know what you've been doing. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 9:42pm On Apr 14, 2011 |
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. “ Whales can’t swallow people ” the teacher said. “Even though they are large mammals their throats are very small.” “But Jonah was swallowed by a whale ” the little girl replied. “That just can’t be ” the teacher said. “It’s physically impossible.” “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah ” said the little girl. The teacher looked down at her smiled and asked “ What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied “Then you ask him.” |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 8:55am On Apr 15, 2011 |
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| Re: Just Drop A Smile by babyme1(f): 10:12am On Apr 15, 2011 |
Me like  |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by ARareGem(f): 10:17am On Apr 15, 2011 |
Wonder what the teacher's response would have been. Cool jokes, El. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:24am On Apr 15, 2011 |
Tanx @ All @Raregem, baby that should be 36 strokes for the gurl Billy and Willy were at Sunday school studying about Noah's ark. On the way home Willy asked Do you think Noah did much fishing? How could he? said Billy. He only had two worms. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by ARareGem(f): 10:27am On Apr 15, 2011 |
Yinks, light no dey wetin person go do. The mobile version of NL sucks! |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by kodylicky(f): 10:55am On Apr 15, 2011 |
nice work El u re at least lighting up da jokes section |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by ARareGem(f): 11:22am On Apr 15, 2011 |
@ El lol I agree, 36 hot strokes. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 11:24am On Apr 15, 2011 |
Tanx Kody Bill Clinton George Bush a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady were in a train carriage. After several minutes of the trip the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought 'that rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady who in turn must have slapped his face.' The fat lady thought 'that dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him.' Bill Clinton thought 'George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.' George Bush thought 'I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again.' |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 12:15pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
Am stil smilin |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 12:55pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
Sweetie its ma responsibility to get those cheeks having two ends |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by yinkalink(f): 6:10pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
Yea it is. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by jokingmary(m): 6:12pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
I droped a smile |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 6:56pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
^ Promise me you wont pick it back   |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by jokingmary(m): 7:32pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
Ok |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:00pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When she came to him, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him he said You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired you were there to support me. When my business failed you were there. When I got shot you were by my side. When we lost the house you gave me support. When my health started failing you were still by my side, You know what? What dear? She asked gently. I think you bring me bad luck. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Wumine(f): 10:07pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
Nice cool jokes! Good job El. . . . **dropin' some smiles while awaiting more** |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:18pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
^ Tanx, am at ur service An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later) she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day when he was out plowing his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade sat down on a stump and began to eat his lunch. Immediately his wife began haranguing him again. Complain nag nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer he would listen for a minute then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him he would listen for a minute then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. The old farmer said: Well the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked or how pretty her dress was so I'd nod my head in agreement. And what about the men? the minister asked. They wanted to know if the mule was for sale. |
| Re: Just Drop A Smile by Nobody: 10:43pm On Apr 15, 2011 |
A fellow always wanted to have a pet skunk so in the dead of winter he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting they bag a skunk and bring him back to the truck. The skunk is very scared and very cold so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. But what about the smell? asks his girlfriend. Oh he'll get used to it just like I did. |
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