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are u talkn to me

lol pls am clemcykul ;d

u must be the principal, i love ur extra long tie

flings boxers at him, *pls wash them next time b4 givn me

i dont get confused easily, unlike u, even ur name confuses u

i resemble person wey dey wear cloth?

aww *giggles*

sssh stop exposing urself

lmao!
*scatters thread with farts*

una go hear am dis mornin, cuss i no use gud mind wake up 2day

to be delivered with urgency

jumps up and down pls do! pls do! pls do!

if not u who?

he doesnt even have a litle, am just tired of feeding him, ive never encountered a liability like dis all my life

say who die?

injects him with morphine* boi u need some relief

not yet

wey dem?? abi dem dey under ur bed?

will U take that emaciated form out OF my sight?

pls state what u desire, am feeling generous

even his lifestyle is loud

stamped with greed!

*deletes slyve's post*

u are naturally endowed with eyes *pours pepper into the eyes, and farts right into his face*

u don dey enter my nose no be today

who?? you?

pls dont, he is not worth it

lol sweats;d

*goes off to shop for every jokes forum member*

pls kindly indicate what u want me to buy for u

bra
pant
boxers
shoe
perf
shaving stick
Love Machine
condom
husband
wife
house
cars
chicken
the list is endless, i just collected my salary of 20billion and am itching to spend it all ;d

wats gud about the mornin wen u cant afford ogi 4 brkfast?

its all about me

i sure say u dey wear this glass sleep, u nevr even brush teeth u carry spec nack for face

no be every elderly man dey play with sand as u dey do

no be every guy dey smoke garri for morning like u

gud offer