₦airaland Forum

NoContract:
Where is my vaseline?

*dashes inside*

some1 pls call 911 , 991, 119 fast fast,

op ur Mum no b here o, HBD to her

nairaland making sense since time incept

u are'nt a NLer U wudda knw dat pic makes speech here, U ar lucky i cud reach ma knockout to smoke n calm, i wudda given U nacked wire

most of them not all

op U miss to add that they are mostly on naira land


2) most dangerous being, silent harmful, dont take their quietness for granted.

Onila which day will you share airtime wimme?

*winks*

stale

Munalove:
lol but y is tha slim guz are really huge there.

where kwa?

Sarimah:
Some slim guys are sexy sha

i bet ya

some super riders

Munalove:
Lanky?thats rude to we slim guz.pls op use slim,it sounds gud

yep, that will do,

am proudly slim cuz i am huge where it counts

i cook ma meals, do ma laundry, amma single guy, i live to the fullest, so i take no shit from any ish gurl

some kind of truth

i thought this was gunno be a picture oriented thread

i grab what U sayn, d matt type is rare in ph now, i admire it so much esp when the mob is black out - rim, glass n lights all in black, that of hummer discrption i think i have had a glimps too, like a rough sandpaper, but its not common.

congrats! you are up for good ride.

the first time it will disappoint you will be fuse challenge, i used the car 3 - 4 yrs, no engine work,

just the legs cuz of bad road U knw, sold it 445k dis jan, i saw d buyer some months ago felt lyk taking it back

what is psi? my lesson today

this piece is good, but in the case of high way where you are doing anything above hundred, Sir any occurance takes maximum of 4sec, so U see? all you need is just one workable decision and fast calculation which the first thing is to be calm, hmm... however, Jesus saves.

Bobo121:
Joseph the dreamer.

how did you know? Isaiah d prophet

driving runs in my DNA so no funny experience but one of my friends insisted i teach him with the auto i was driving then, he had experienced manual, so i got him on steering, this my young man placed his both legs on the both pedals said na driving... automatic o, i took him to lunch we forgot about driving

inmy dream i saw...

a wedding ceremony that made news in the town, big & small from all walks of the world were present, somewhere in the order of photograph was mentioned nairalanders, i beheld there was not space enough to contain the crowd.

God bless NL God bless NLers

3cycle:
His height and shoe size...

911 calling...

stale

in my honest opinion,
believe on what you do and leave another man to what he does.

since2005: [size=40pt]People still watch Nollywood Movies??[/size]

bros, na so Ur eye small reach?

onila: Naa, I will marry a rich, faithful husband

Story for the gods

onila: Naa, I will marry a rich, faithful husband

Story for the gods

Mavor: She married him for his money. I bet she saw all this $hit when he was courting her but like most women only believed what she wanted to believe. You lot love to eat your cake and have it at the same time. These days, men don't respect women anymore cos of this trait.

Yes! They can't have it all. They married for money and forget that the money can buy another them for the man,

One reason I answer business call before my girlfriend call.

onila: when I go to other African countries markets, their vegetables or whatever look healthy, juicy and very clean

while ours look dirty, unhealthy and just dead

for example; ;

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/248799_10150203329953260_8371640_n.jpg?oh=17094123af8b01d5ab47f2fc012d5617&oe=54BDF279&__gda__=1422250432_b07fb453e49d146c9543e4398de4d715

Contrast.
Please where do you live? And how many mart & supermart have you visited.
Have you been to fruit garden, spa and every day supermart in ph? Pls don't be so sure