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miss.terious:
Clemzy, first of all, thanks for reading my "story" if you can call it that & I'm glad it was spell binding enough for you to read it to the end. Everything I wrote here is just for fun, I wasn't planning to attract this much attention. I wrote it because I'm a 200L student who is currently stuck at home because of ASUU. Anyways, I'm done with hating now. I'm checking your story now

*gives her big hot french kisses* btw, i don't have mouth odour ooOo... now you guys are making me feel remorseful. Perhaps i kind of over-reacted. Oya i am sorry. Accepted?

Nice update.

Nkpume Iko: Blimey!

I have never known a more unnecessary ranting. You practically went on and on trying to reply every single thing the girl typed. Give yourself a breather man. The girl is just having fun.

Ever heard of hyperbole

Actually, i didn't reply all. Need i continue?! Hahahaha.... #Justplayin'

well, i've heard of hyperbole, and i wasen't over-exaggerating. Hope that's not what you meant. . .?! #NoPunIntended

Ms Spaqs: Now this was funny until u came and spoilt it with your 'rantings' cuz that is what i see the whole epistle you wrote as.I would have waited for the OP 2 come and reply you but am 2 angry 2 wait 4 her 2 do so.So am going 2 do it on her behalf whether she said criticisms were welcome or not.

I see this as a sort of diary but an open one so she's kind of letting you into her world.If she decides 2 use the word 'hate' it's her choice so you have NO MORAL JUSTIFICATION

I usually dont pick fights on Nairaland but you sir crossed the line because there's NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE abt what you wrote.

Ps:I read your story.I couldn't go past the first 10 sentences.As a reader if the beginning of a story doesn't catch my attention i discontinue it.I guess all what i am trying 2 say is the energy you used in criticising this story should be focused on your work/story*Pheeww* am done

I wasen't ranting sweetrat, i only said my opinion. What happened to freedom of speech?!

-You can get angry for all you care, anger is a customized tool for ugly girls.

-I don't do e-fight either, people who fight online can't fight in real life. I prefer the one-on-one brawl. But i'd rather give you a kiss than a punch.

-I didn't force you to read my story, if you were not blind i said "if u wan follow" or you don't understand pidgin?! Every one second i get about five new people viewing my story. The thread is just 4 days old and it already had over 1000views. If everybody who reads my story does not have a problem with it except you, then you definately have a problem with your iQ.

By the way, let me ask you this question... For example, You were writing english in an examination hall, you were given a story to summarize, you read it at first but you could not understand it, do you just ignore it and submit?!

Erm... I kind of stumbled on this thread and i couldn't stop untill i was done reading.

I think you kind off intertwined dislike and hate. Hate is a strong word, likewise despise. E.g Football. It's a normal thing for women to dislike football as opposed the guys. The reason is not far fetched. That's because women don't understand the game. You can't hate what you don't know. Same goes with horror movies.

-The title of your thread does not correlate with its content. The title is "haters" but you ended up talking about the things you hate.

-Don't hate people who like silly status on facebook, it's their MB. Instead hate the people who post them.

-I don't know what is your defination of BAD FOOD, but if you don't want to eat tasteless food atimes, then don't go to a restaurant when you're dead hungry. Start cooking the food you eat. Perhaps if you were busy minding your business, you wouldn't even know anything like bad food exists.

-Well, i hate wannabes. You're Nigerian and not African american. You needed not use vulgar words just to convey your point. Even though they were abbreviated, they're still vulgar.

-Sorry honey, it's WRONG ENGLISH not BAD ENGLISH. English is not a human being that can be bad. I just hope pidgin is not admist your supposed BAD ENGLISH. There are different people with different personality, Alot of people love speaking pidgin, including me. It doesn't mean we can't communicate in eloquent queens English when we dim fit. Infact, i once woo a girl with pidgin and she agreed. Mind you, she is an English student in my school. So when a guy tries to woo you in pidgin, don't just turn him off, he might be the son to a professor.

-Actually, alot of Nigerian parents are uneducated not illiterate. I don't need to explain further. I'm not saying so, but if your parents can't speak fluent English does that mean you hate them?

-Apple products are nice, millions of people use it around the world. Don't hate it because they're expensive, hate them because you can't afford it.

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In life there are certain things we can't change. Some people have bad breath not because they don't crush their teeth but because they were born that way. Likewise body odour. If everybody like you rejects them, who will now accept them? Are you aware that people are oblivious that they have bad breath and body odour? You can include snoring to your list if you like. You can't tell if you just have bad breath, the people around you might not tell you but they're dying in silence.

You're too young to have so many HATE, the time which you're using to type these things you can use it to know the things you love.

Hmmm... About the university thingy, i do not totally subscribe to that though, only if you know the number of students they admit yearly. Infact, students are even begging for the creation of more universities. No pastor will put a gun to your head to contribute money to build a university. People did it out of freewill. If you're saying people shouldn't contribbue money to build a university they can't afford to send their children to, then you're indirectly saying people shouldn't pay tithe and offerings knowing well that it's only GOD that can reward us. And what fact do you have that the 50naira you drop as offering is what these pastors use to build churches? E.g Oyedepo is also a businessman. Just so you know, i'm not a member of living faith. Meaning if Dangote was also a pastor and has a university then it was built with church money abi?

At 17, you're too young to have so many HATE, you should be done with secondary school by now, and if you're not yet in the university, i'm advising you to start reading for your UTME instead of looking for things to hate!!! Oops, hope i didn't just use the exclamation mark wrongly?

This is the literature section, and it's unfortunate that your first topic has to do with the things you hate, is that what you see people post here?

I think it'll be ideal for the Mods to move this post to politics section, there you can meet your fellow counterpart who doesn't just hate things but themselves.

If you ask me, i'll say i hate the things i don't like, but now i'm looking for ways to love the things i hate. Don't you know that haters die young? Stop hating darling, start loving. Hahahahahaha

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oya i don talk too much, make i go update my thread. Incase u wan follow, the link dey below my signature.

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*in soCHISTAR's voice* PEACe.

Anticipating

At long last, i don meet una with pocket speed. Oliver twist mode activated.

-how did you came up with the username "D9ty7" abi u bin dey sleep wen u dey register so u com begin type am. .

Thanks for dedicating an update to me.

-how old is mary?!

Hehehe, i jst saw my name odunayo. Buh dis kind of love i don't understand it ooOoo. Nice story. Still on page 6. I must catch up with you guys today by fire by thunder!!!