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JustifiedChild: It is good that you dumped her o..wherever she is I'm happy for her 'cause for you to leave her alone for preaching to you online, you clearly had no good intentions for her in the first place.I'm happy for her too that's why i had to let her go. By the way, i never had any bad intentions towards her. |
Spactacle: See as i come dey pity d babe...... Mehn u define d babe finish oo.. Btw..no dey plane do du person somethin wen u neva first c am,.., cos u no no wetin u dey xpect to see..na true you talk oooo!! zealril: Nice,keep it upthanks, i noticed this is your first comment on nairaland and it happened to be on my thread. classikelly: nice storyyou're welcome. |
Sir-Tunechi:No mind her jare, i don dump her behind wen the thing too much for me to bear. I love it when a girl is religious but not too religious. Asin, na me know God pass. |
I'm still a student and i don't fancy paying tithes. But if you check my life, i'm better than some people who do. |
frank3.16:I couldn't have said it any better. |
PRAYERS! But don't get it twisted, i' am not a demon, i just get tired when the prayer is taking too much time. I pray for five minutes neva do, sometimes i have to repeat the same prayer points. The worst is Night Vigil, why should i go to an All-Night and pray for 3-hours non-stop as if na me my village people carry put for head. Abegi! |
People sleep in church so that they can communicue better with God, Afterall they say you can't see God if your eyes are open. |
Imagine one girl wey i dey try chyke dey preach to me online as if facebook na church. SMH! |
No! I just type AMEN because my conscience will not let me be if i didn't. |
Kanwulia: Hmmmmmm!!!Hmmmm!!! oya click here to read part 2 But what do you have to say about this particular one? |
Relationship is a very STRONG word. To be in a relationship you have to be ready physically, spiritually and most importantly financially. No disrespect to men out there, please if you're a man and not financially stable then don't search for a wife, instead search for a job. It's not a crime to love but atleast have something doing where the money is coming from, Should you Rob a bank when your wife starts demanding money for baby wears, baby pampers, etc.. And if you're that man who doesn't have a good job yet you already have 3 children in 4yrs of your marriage then i pity for your life.. (witches for ur village dey dance awilo for ur head) meaning you'll have atleast 8children in ten years time when you could barely cater for their needs. Why bring those innocent children into this hostile world to suffer? Are you not ashamed as a man that your children are going to beg for garri from the next door neighbour. I'm not saying you shouldn't get married but be patient, don't say because all your friend are getting married also you want to get married, marriage is not a competition. As a man, you can get married at the age of 40, no biggie! It's only a woman that should get married atleast before the age of 22. And to those girls in the other side who are married at 16, 18, and 19 respectively, hmmm, i comment my reserve. The list will not be complete if i do not mention our so-called "sexy-mamas" according to wizkid. You're 35 and you're still playing hard to get, i sorry for you Oooo, by the time menopause go jam u ehn na u go begin beg guy of 20 to marry you. Yesterday there was a thread on frontpage asking why ugly girls get goodguys and vice-virsa now this is what i think. The statement might not be entirely correct but most pretty girls are ingrate, aggressive, and wicked. Majority of ugly girl are loving, homely, caring, family oriented and nice. They know that they're ugly hence if they try nagging with there husband the man will bring in another wife so they maintain. Also, ugly girls do not get jealous over slight issues. No wonder they say beauty is from the inside. If you're a beautiful girl out there don't be suprised when every john d'ick and harry is stalking you, they just want your kitty-cat and when they're done licking your honey-pot they will go and settle with the so-called ugly girl who will give them rest of mind. No man wants to marry a lady who every guy wants to nyansh. A wise man once said "girls are smarter than we think they're but not as smart as they think they're" if a guy is sending you recharge card, taking you shopping, and giving you all the best you could wish for he knows what he's doing, he might save your phone number in his phone as "My heart" while you save his as "Mugu 2" but in his mind you're Mugu 20. Gone are those days when girls use pregnancy to trap a guy into marrying her, try it this time, if he's not going to marry you he's not going to marry you, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Are you going to arrest him?! Did you not enjoy the sex while it lasted, Girls should stop acting like they're doing guys a favour when they ask for sex, as a matter of fact, girls enjoy sex most, likewise guys. If not for our culture abi courtesy some girls will be on their knees begging us for sex because na dem dey enjoy am pass. Abi guys in the house na lie i talk? I'm not trying to sound like a chauvinist here but these are the things happening. Every time i give advice i try to be on a neutral ground so my audience can learn a lesson. Girls be proud of who you're, stop depending on your guy to pay your BIS, your house-rent, even your bus-fare when you guys took a shuttle together. It will not make a man respect you. He's a human being like you who also has families depending on him, if you need money for those things go get a job or ask your father. Last time i checked, he's not your father neither is he your husband. And if you're using "I GIVE HIM SEX" as an excuse then you're no different from the ashawo on the street. The most painful part about it all is that you'll still dump his behind when the time comes. Please turn a new leaf, because when you change your mindset towards the way you do things then you're indirectly changing the world for good. May God bless our hussle. |
The rock5555: Bros u no well. And i never thought about that when i was registring on NL, i was thinking of The Rock of wweHmmm, God is great, na common children teacher u be for church and u don dey see divination, mark my words you're going to be a pastor, just like your father. Can i hear a AMEN?! ehn, make i quickly port go my second moniker. . . |
Chai, who be that show stopper?! Bad belle people no go ever mind their business. Just like coincidence, peter mean rock, no wonder you get stronghead coupled with the baldness. Oga ooOooo!! |
LOVE and RELATIONSHIP are two words that has been intertwined since like forever. Now i'm not perfect in love but i do know a thing or two. When you love someone you can literally do anything to show your partner how much you care. Instead of finding fault in their flaws you find strength. When your partner is talking you keep aside everything you were doing to a halt and listen with rapt attention. You laugh whenever your partner tells a joke even though it's not funny. When your partner is in problem your don't say "what can i do?" you think of something appopriate and do it. You can't let a day pass you by without hearing his/her voice. When a guy abandons a crucial football match just to see his lover then such dude is in love. When a girl pauses an interesting scene from a noolywood movie just to text back her lover then such lady is definately in love. But often time we tend to mistake love with lust. These are two different words entirely. An epitome of lust is love at first sight. Another example is distance relationship. How can you just love somebody the very first time you set your eyes on em? How silly could some people be. I was listening to a radio love programme sometime ago and a dude calls and says he's been dating a girl on facebook for over three years. I was like WTF? Which village did that guy hails from. The worst part is that he had been sending the lady recharge card since the onset of their so-called internet dating but now he's trying to meet with the girl and she started giving him excuses. It is incontrovertibly obvious that dude had been a potential mugu all this while. As a lady, you barely knew a guy for a month and you guys had started having sex, please know that you're not in love. It's either you're a side-chick or you're his sex-machine. And the painful part is that immediately he's done, you're gone. They say love is blind and to some extent i disagree to agree. Some people are blinded by what they see, feel and imagine. You know that a man has a wife and children at home and you're secretly dating him because of his money. Only if you know the damage you're causing to somebody's home, because of you a man is refusing to sleep with his wife, eat her food, keep late night, beat and verbally abuse his wife and also care less about his family. If you're that lady out there you should be ashamed of yourself. And if you're that guy out there that has been proposing love to a girl but she turned you down all the time, and as a result of payback you resorted to r'aping her then you're worst than an infidel. It's not by force for someone to love you, if everybody is turning down your request then it means you need to check yourself because something is definately wrong with you. But my advice to everyone out there is to love the right way, if somebody turned down your request then let them be, there are several fishes in the sea. Just keep on searching and hopefully you'll find that someone that'll love you for who you are. That someone that knows the song in your heart even without singing it out. Find that someone and let love lead. |
Sexy Sapphire: Am rili touched by skyscraper's words. Dis is a mssg dat shudn't be ignored by anyone cos wat he said is true, so everybody pick up ur own piece from it.Firstly i'd say thanks for agreeing with me. Secondly, i'm not a love doctor but that's what some people call me. I just love listening to my oga at the top "the adourable abyd, the love doctor" for those who do not know him, he's a radio OAP in Rhythm 93.7 fm Benin. He host a show called "Rhythms of the Night" It's a love programme. I feel i should give credit to whom it is due. |
Read my short story with the link below to see my encounter with an ugly girl. https://www.nairaland.com/1510210/twisted-emotions-short-story#19400999 |
Winnie1950: which kain doctor love be that? U na confirm player.lol, you don't even know me. I'm a child of GoD oOooo! Ask Uduak he can testify to that. ![]() |
scon-p:Not really a Blind date! soul minister: how did you meet her to exchange contact and still didn't notice her features?I kind of knew her back in secondary school, though we never talked one-on-one. It was over a year after high-school before i saw her again and it was in the evening, hence my inability to access her asset properly. She actually cajoled me to get my contacat cause i was feeling reluctant to give her at first. For over four months i didn't call her, one day she called me and said she wanted to be my friend, i knew it wasen't phone conversation, also, i thought she would have improved facialy and body-wise but i was WRONG! I never knew i was going to see a shepopotamus. I guess that answer your question. |
Winnie1950: It is a big tragedy to fall in love with the wrong person that is why i always say that u should walk into love and stand in it with ur eyes wide open so that when the person begin dey misyarn u'll simply walk out.i'd rather have multiple girlfriend's than stand in love. Atleast i'll be rest assured that when one fuQ's up i won't be heartbroken. • people shouldn't fall in love because anything that falls always gets broken. • people shouldn't stand in love because they can easily tripped and fall. • people shouldn't walk in love because every entrance has an exit. hehehe, i don dey form philosopher abi na doctor love. *hides face* |
Attention Readers!! Please kindly scroll-up to read the concluding part of this story. Also, don't just run away, i'll appreciate your comments and criticism as it'll go a long way in helping me improve in my subsequent stories. Thanks. |
scon-p:you're welcome bro. Please scroll-up, i've posted the concluding part. |
Chai, *singing in peter clark's voice* Amaka oh!, Amaka!! You dey burst my oblonganta i'm liking your ways i'm liking your waist i'm liking the way you dey waka... (wetin kelvin do amaka naw? Na by force for im to yansh am!) MORE UPDATE!! |
Please i need y'all request so i'll post the concluding part. Thirteen more to go. . |
The rock5555: Hehhehhe Clemzy so na how u lazy reach, only two post u wan give us, abeg make am reach ten na, d story come dey sweet me oo.mehn, my head wan burst Oooo! I nor knw say i fit write too, na one of my guy for facebook ask me how my paro go on sunday as i begin dey type with pidgin nai my mind say make i switch to english. Lo and behold wen i proof-read am my mouth dey agape, i no fit blv say na me write everything. i jst decide say mak i turn am to short story. I for lik post more than two updates but i dey write am as d mata happen. Hopefully in my next story i go do beta. Mata neva finish sha, una need to read the concluding part, it's very very very... ![]() |
soul minister: I comment my reserveoh boy!! See my people Oooo! By the way, i'll take this as a request, fourteen more to go. ==================== Viewing this topic: soul minister(m), Clemzy16(m), The rock5555 oga rock i see you Oooo! you're highly welcomed sire. incase u nor know na "sкчscrαρεr™" be this. |
Hello guys, i already have the concluding part of this story. I just need atleast fifteen request and i'll post it. |
Ellatyra: But u said short story nah!lol, yes it's a short story. The next update is the final update. Thanks for reading anyway. |
airclipse: Space booked...n followingthanks bruv, please kindly read it again, i've modified it. |
The place was a beehive of activities as it was stuffed to the brim with people from all works of life. I saw the most ugly creature on earth. she was short, flat-chested, dark with pimple-infested face, horrible look unkept hair and yammy legs. I bet she was no different from a village masquarede. I couldn't believe i was so myopic not to have noticed earlier. At that moment i felt cold shiver gushed through my spine, i was ajar, i wished the ground could just open and swallow me. She was standing at a far extreme of the park, smiling sheepishly at me, admist the presence of pretty girls. My modus oparandi was in swarmed motion, i thought to swerve and walk back home disappointed. But on a second thought i decided to atleast meet her so she wouldn't feel downcasted and dejected. I literally activated my thinking faculty and started to walk majestically towards her, just like magic, a thousand and one eyes fell on me, i was astonished, bewirled, puzzled, discombobulated, startled and vehemently petrified. Immediately i get to her stance, i took a u-turn, then stood about 15inches away from her so people wouldn't noticed that she's with me. We got talking whilst i masturbated verbally below my voice, i was trying not to create too much attention. My plan was to take her to the extreme annex of the park where there are few people, after walking for about 114seconds we got to a spot below a broad tree and sat. I kept a grinning look on my face but deep down within me i knew all my sinister plans had gone down the drain. Just like Michael jackson, i was speechless and dumbfounded, i didn't know what to say, Just then the unexpected happened. immediately she spook i received heavenly blessings from her odoriferous mouth. I feigned ignorance like nothing had happened, i knew i had to leave there any moment unless i wanted her bad breath to suffocate me to death. I managed to keep a conversation with her without actually dying, but i could swear i fainted, went to heaven and came back to earth. Jeez! That girl was so dull she couldn't even speak a fluent command of english. Although i didn't took that into consideration, but i never envisage her mental capability to be sorely beneath my expectation. All these wille i was gisting with her i was enraged that i left the comfort of my home to the outskirt of the city to meet a cretin. I had spent my hard-earned money to transport myself there and it seemed it had all become a colossal waste. I didn't even get a chance to kiss her, not even touch her flat-less bosom. Not that she derived me from those things but even as though she had given me i'll be gladly refuse. It was already getting late so we made to leave. I accepted my fate, perhaps it was God's way a paying me back. immediately we got back to the main-entrance she said the words that made me wanted to give her a back-hand slap; she said "IS IT RIGHT FOR A GIRL TO ASK A GUY FOR MONEY?" i knew where she was driving at and without wasting time i started one of my rigmarole coupled with my americanized accent. Luckily she didn't pushed it any further, and that's how she left while i went back inside the square. I was there for the next couple of hours surfing the internet. I cared less whether there were pretty girls around. Loveth had actually killed my vibe. At about 05:12pm i reluctantly left the square with a million things on my mind. THE END |
DAY: 3-11-13 LOCATION: BENIN CITY 06:13am It was a lovely sunday morning, unlike other days, i was feeling abysmally ecstatic, i guessed it was because i was finally going to church after five weeks of being at home. so i thought. Truth is, i was also planning not to go to church that day should my excuse scale me through. I had earlier told my dad that i can only go to church if PHCH brings power so i'll be able to iron my clothes which i knew they wouldn't. Not long after i made that statement the whole sitting-room became illuminated, i looked up to see the lightbulb glowing. It only meant one thing, PHCN just performed the eight wonder on earth after days of total blackout. I became elated as i thrust my fist into the air like a football player celebrating his goal. Little did i know that i was in a psyche of dilemma, i totally forgo that i earlier made a promise to go to church if there was light. Just then my dad uttered those words i dreaded most. "oya go iron your clothes make we dey go the church together." he commanded. "ok, sir" i replied but not after wearing a grimace look. I swiftly went into my room to plug my phone to the socket to enable it charge whilst i dashed to the shower. Thirty minutes later i got out of the bathroom (don't ask me what i was doing, lol), I did the needful and in another fifteen minutes time we all bundled into the car and zoomed off to church. 09:45am We got to church and alighted from the car. I was suprised to see that the church population had multiplied by two. I was oblivious that it was thanksgiving day. Unlike my Fellowship in school, i hated going to church at home because the building was a store-like apartment which could only harbour about fifteen people on a normal day but there was i seeing over thirty persons, where they came from is still a mystery to me. The church also boasted of having the most number of older generations and void of babes. *winks* No thanks to ASUU. i guess now you know why i hated going to church. The boring service went on as usual and i couldn't wait for the preacher man to drop the microphone because prior to that moment i had alreay booked a After what seemed like eternity the service finally came to a halt, i was feeling high like skyscraper as my father began driving back home. 01:34pm We got home and not long after i bodly walked into the sitting-room than loveth's call came to my phone. Or so i thought. Immediately i answered the phone she hung up, (damn, girls and their wahala, dem no dey ever call, dis their new tactics of flashing na to buzz your phone and cut the call almost immediately after you pick am) how does this my boring speech concern my story sef? I called her back but not after breathing a sigh of relief atleast to clear my mind from all the obscene things i had planned to do with her later that day. "hello!" i said with my american accent. "i'm fine" she blurted. There was silence for a second before i decided to break it. "will you still be available for our rendezvous today?" i asked and she replied in the affirmative. "Alright, i'll be on my way now" i said smirking and then bounced the call myself. The scorching sun welcome me as i stepped out of my abode, the rest of my journey was however uneventful. They say time flies and just like the speed of light i finally got to Ring Road, the Heartbeat of benin-city. I brought out my phone from my pocket and dialled Loveth's number again, she picked it at first ring and made knowned to me that she was already at the square, the venue of our *to be continued* |
Hello y'all. It's with gleeful heart that i've decided to write this short story, It's a reflection of true life experience as it actually happened to me few days ago. I've followed several stories on this section and i thought of trying something myself. Just for the record, i'm the same person as "sкчscrαρεr™." Big ups to Chistar, theROCK and Yettocome, these guys have inspired me in priceless ways. Do have a nice reading pleasure. |
Wow! Very long and interesting. . . Poor Richard, i just hope he gets bailed out of prison. Also, you didn't say anything about Richard and Zainab being finally divorced, hopefully that will be done in subsequent update. #TeamRichard i've replied your mail. |
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