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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 7:39pm On Nov 15, 2013
D9ty7: The rock, you ar simply a rock. But wait o, ar u related to that great boxer 'The rock'? Because i can see u always come out victorious in all ur endeavours. If yes that means it runs in the family.
What nonsense am i saying? Let me check what i av on my thread.
I ws about askin yhu for d link 2 ur thread, tank GoD U hav posted it already.


Uthman nd lekinz una wan use laugh kill me wit una comments, make una try stand up comedy naw.. No time 2 say time.
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i bin no wan say anythin' for dis mata buh make una dy post una pics for una profile so dat we no go deviate 4rm d suppose of dis thread. As a badt guy me sef dey check d pics of all dem girlz wey dy comment 4 dis thread, na dia pro i dey check am so una fit do same. Likewise d girlz too. I knw say we all na beautiful nd handsome pple.


Uduak i dey see u o, see d way i dey read ur story nd e be lik say na action film i dey watch. We go chat beta for d oda side, i hope u dn accept my reqxt, i neva get time take log in.


my day was very stressful, we hav nt had light since yesterday, i'm currently using my mom's bat3 to type, glo made it worth as i also did not receive mb 2dae. Oya i don dey talk too much, i don drop two updates for d link wey dey below my signature. PEACe.
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 4:23am On Nov 15, 2013
Viewing thread in I0D according to "my oga at the top"
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Stakeholders To Gotv: You Are Operating Illegal Business; Take Case To N/a, Jona by Clemzy16(m): 5:09pm On Nov 14, 2013
I think they're scared that goTV is gradually taking over from the big guys in the industry. What do they expect when DSTV recently increased the price of its monthly fee x2.

Abeg make dem no put sand for goTV garri ooOoo. . .
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 4:07pm On Nov 14, 2013
Ruthia - i like what i'm seeing, but y na only gray background u take dey snap.

Uduak u try oo, longest update ever. grin Make i see weda fear go let u whoooze the guy. . .
EducationRe: ASUU Leaders Chase Kogi Governor Away From Hospital by Clemzy16(m): 9:57am On Nov 14, 2013
Wada should be impeached with immediate effect. How many more lives will his reckless convoy take before they know that he's a blood sucking vampire in human form. Because of him thousands of Nigerian students will still remain at home playing Ludo, Watching p'orn and growing fat. Me wan jst go back to school because my mother don see me finish for house.
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 9:38am On Nov 14, 2013
Viewing thread in HD
RomanceRe: A Phone Conversation Between An OAP And A Money Freak by Clemzy16(op): 2:28pm On Nov 12, 2013
@boss13

I totally agree with you. By the way, i listen to Chaz B show almost everyday but it's not him. The OAP also works with Rhythm fm, i decided not to mention his name for security reasons.
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m):
I' am a bornagain, i'm not going to read the next update.
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Say na wetin happen, me bornAGaiN! I prayy ooOoo. .



Uduak ride on, more sperm to your system.
chai, and i post my comment after d update. Uduak one word for you, ßaddo. grin
LiteratureRe: Twisted Emotions - A Short Story by Clemzy16(op): 6:49am On Nov 12, 2013
$#EGXY:
lil dude frm acros d street lemme hold a dollar........ thumbx up bro u totally killed it!
Thanks bruv, everybody hates chris don enter ur head, oya take one naira. grin
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 10:15pm On Nov 11, 2013
The rock5555: @skyscraper- u born again#faints# no wanda spambot ban u, just mail Mynd he would unban u.

Tell Ruthia make she answer o, applications go plenty.

Shey u say Renghor na badoo abi? We go see na. Concerning pissing for trouser, u never jam fear first.
-Yes o! I be born again wey no like to go church..

-Concerning the ban stuff, make d acc dey jare, afterall na only one day, i'd rather go to church on a normal day dan send mynd a pm. I nor knw y i despise dat dude.

-Then Ruthia, i no wan apply oOoo, was jst saying out loud..

-If fear see my face, fear go fear fear, me na intelligent baddo wey dey do bad in good ways.

BY THE WAY, 1OPM DON BEAT YOU.



Time don dey go ooOoo, make i quickly go listen to love talk for radio.. Brb 2 read d update before i go be bed.
LiteratureRe: Twisted Emotions - A Short Story by Clemzy16(op): 8:52pm On Nov 11, 2013
airclipse: Fantastic story Op....**silently prays** Oh Lawd,pls dnt allow me to ever be in this kindda situation....tenks...
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 5:39pm On Nov 11, 2013
Shiooor! Na wetin i type here wen spambot com ban my skyscraper account, e bi lyk say seun need to recruit dat spambot into his sensibility training..
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Clemzy16(m): 4:22pm On Nov 11, 2013
Omo! fine chicks full this thread ooOoooOoo. .
Christianity EtcRe: What Practice Do You Hate In A Particular Church? by Clemzy16(m): 12:57pm On Nov 11, 2013
roymary: You should do the checking...i ain't got time for that...Is vigil conducted during the dayhuh Night Vigil is tautology. Morning Vigil!

ITK
So what is your defination of tautology? In my understanding, tautology means 'The saying of the same thing twice in different words. An example of such is "Still/Yet" etc.. It doesn't matter whether Vigils are held in the day time or in the night, does Night and Vigil mean the same thing? ITK
LiteratureRe: Twisted Emotions - A Short Story by Clemzy16(op): 12:42pm On Nov 11, 2013
chistar01: Hmmm.. First of all, this made me laugh my arse out! I've been in your shoes once but I guess we reacted differently to the situation because as I saw "her" from a distance, I knew pictures lie and I just turned back and went straight home! To hell with online paroles grin. I later apologised though and restricted our "thing" to online, well that all in the past.



Observations.
Avoid the big words where possible, it spoils the flow. Not everyone would be able to read the story and be able to fully understand it. I mean instead of "rendezvous" you could have used date or even meeting and instead of "colossal" you could have used huge, big, gigantic or whatever.
The major idea is making the story easy 4 almost everyone to read, understand and relate to (where possible).

Apart 4rm dat, I'll be looking foward to more writeups from you grin.
Mehn, what you did to the lady is wicked oo, if i had done same to her she prolly would have fainted and i don't want to be responsible for such; i don't think any guy in his right senses would date her because not only is she f'ugly but her dullness no get part2! grin


As for the corrections they have been seen and noted.


You don't have to wait too long for the writeups coz i'have written some. Albeit love oriented. Links below.
Etiquette for a perfect relationship

An open letter to everyone who needs love

A phone conversation between an OAP and a Money Freak
RomanceRe: A Phone Conversation Between An OAP And A Money Freak by Clemzy16(op): 12:27pm On Nov 11, 2013
clemz85: op my name-sake, you really tried in detailing the conversation,
yes boss, just thought i should share it with you guys because that girl character no get part2
FamilyRe: Etiquette for A Perfect Relationship by Clemzy16(op): 12:24pm On Nov 11, 2013
Modesayo: A relationship is a very serious business for both parties...one thing I believe is when a man has nothing&he can do lil things out of that nothing,,I can assure you,he can do it when he makes it...am not saying a lady should always milk her man.....a lady should be independent always&whatever d guy does should be an added bonus..cos It gives u respect from him..
I totally agree with the bolded, it kind of relates with what i wrote in the link below. A phone conversation between an OAP and a money freak
FamilyRe: Etiquette for A Perfect Relationship by Clemzy16(op): 12:10pm On Nov 11, 2013
Kanwulia: Nothing to say o!
You wrote it all! wink
This na your opinion abi?
yeah, it's my opinion. But i really want to know what you guys think.
RomanceA Phone Conversation Between An OAP And A Money Freak by Clemzy16(op):
==> Now i was listening to a Radio Love programme sometime ago and this is the conversation that ensued between the OAP and caller who happens to be a lady.

N:B: OAP means "On Air Personality."

OAP: "Hello!, you're welcome to "The Love Talk," what's your name and where are you calling from?"
LADY: "My name is Anonymous, I'm calling from Benin." she said with a faint tone.

(please be audible so we can hear you clearly)

LADY: "can you hear me now?"
OAP: "Yes! So where in Benin are you calling from?" He asked.
LADY: "It's confidential, don't worry about that."
OAP: "owkkk.... What's on your mind?" He said slightly irritated.
LADY: "I have a little problem like that sha.."
OAP: "Go on, I'm listening." By this time i' am sure he was concentrating with rapt attention.
LADY: "My guy is stingy. I don't really know whether to call him my boyfriend or my ex-" She added.
OAP: "why did you say he's stingy?" He inquired.
LADY: "I usually ask him for money but he doesn't give me" she said bodly.
OAP: "for how long have you been dating this guy?"
LADY: "hmmmm, About four years now."
OAP: "you mean since this four years he hasn't given you money!"
LADY: "Actually he used to give me money before but recently he stopped." I don't really know what's wrong with him, she added.
OAP: " ...and did you ask him why?"
LADY: "Yes i did, he said he doesn't have money."
OAP: "How much are we talking about here?" He inquired.
LADY: "Just 30 thousand."
OAP: "Just 30 THOUSAND?" He said stressing the thousand.
LADY: "Yes, naw...."
OAP: "so tell me, what did you need the money for?"
LADY: "I told him my phone was stolen so i needed a new one instead he gave me his Nokia touchlight phone saying he would give me the money when he has but i rejected the phone." How can a big girl be using that kind of phone, she included.
OAP: "so which phone are you using to call us now?"
LADY: "I have another phone"
OAP: "ehmm... It could be he doesn't really have they money, you know.."
LADY: "He has it! I know he has the money, he's just being stingy." she cuts in.
OAP: "when last did you bought him anything?" he asked obviously eager to know, myself inclusive.
LADY: "Actually i can't remember but i GIVE HIM SEX whenever he asked."
OAP: "you see, that's where the problem lies, you're not suppose to demand extravagantly from your boyfriend just because you Givve him Sexxx, Ok! By doing so you're no different from the p'rostitute on the street." Did he forced you to have sex with him? Did you not enjoy the sex also?

(she ignored the questions)

LADY: "So is it now wrong for me to demand money from my boyfriend?" He's my boyfried naw, so he's suppose to take care of my responsibilities, yet again she added.
OAP: "well it's not wrong though, but you should know that he's a human being like you who also has families depending on him, if you need money to buy a phone go get a job or ask your father. Men don't respect ladies who are liabilities to them, if you want a man to respect you then be an independent woman.

(she became silent obviously touched by his words)

OAP: "Hello! Are you there?" He inquired.
LADY: "Yes, i' am"
OAP: "so is there a future in this relationship, asin, are you guys planning to get married?"
LADY: "Not really! I had already broken up with him since last month"
OAP: "Really!" He asked suprised.
LADY: "Yeah!"
OAP: "so what is now the main reason you called?"
LADY: "I called because ever since i left him, i'have not been able to find another guy like him"
OAP: "well one month is not too much, the problem is not with the guys, the problem is with you. You need to change your mindset towards guys and Money, because when you keep doing so you might not find a guy who truly loves you. Aren't you ashamed when you continuously demand money from a guy?
LADY: (she hung up)

(OAP and co-presenter bursted into uncontrolable laughter)

OAP: "I knew she was going to hung up, jeez! That girl needs deliverance.


WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS LADY?!
Christianity EtcRe: What Practice Do You Hate In A Particular Church? by Clemzy16(m): 7:42pm On Nov 10, 2013
roymary: "Vigil" not " Night Vigil"

Smh...if you are having a stress free life please be grateful as demonic forces do exist and they do not play around- if their focus is on you- your 5mins prayer might not be enough to fix you.
I supposed the person who liked your post didn't do so as regard the Vigil thingy. By the way, i recommend you check your online dictionary to know the meaning of night vigil.

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