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Stage-Managed mtcheeee. Learn from Isrealites....Pound!Pound!! and poundthem into submission. Return them to the stone age as Isreal is returning Palestine to the Mid-Age. Is only by doing so that we all will be safe.
Fuvcking Terrorists.

Up Man U

Eeeya R.I.P. Country hard oooo

This should be an easy game for West Brom. I see 3-1 score line here in favor of the baggies. This should be an easy game for West Brom. I see 3-1 score line here in favor of the baggies.
UP MAN U!!!

No but she flashed me yesterday though there was no airtime on my phone to call her back.

Pk001: Now that Goodluck is ready to work with the report, some people are here trying to condemn him again.

It is a standard procedure that once a report is submitted by a committee, a white paper has to be drafted from it. Another set of people have to carefully examine what is said in a report, take the vital part and then draft a white paper on it.

The government can only work with white paper not just report.

Please let us commend GEJ here for even accepting the unfinished Ribadu's report and considering it for a white paper.

Ode!!!

This Odechukwu's government is defined as the Government of the Committees by the Committes and for the Committees!

moderatorr: Its all about being actually poor.
If this man sees the kind of money a Nigerian president sees,
bet me, he would embezzle too!
Uruguay i damn poor

So Uruguay is a poor country yet their pet capita income is about £500 Let us just admire the man's simplicity and leave it there.

It is a common grumble that politicans' lifestyles are far removed from those of their electorate. Not so in Uruguay. Meet the president - who lives on a ramshackle farm and gives away most of his pay.

Laundry is strung outside the house. The water comes from a well in a yard, overgrown with weeds. Only two police officers and Manuela, a three-legged dog, keep watch outside.

This is the residence of the president of Uruguay, Jose Mujica, whose lifestyle clearly differs sharply from that of most other world leaders.

President Mujica has shunned the luxurious house that the Uruguayan state provides for its leaders and opted to stay at his wife's farmhouse, off a dirt road outside the capital, Montevideo.

The president and his wife work the land themselves, growing flowers. "I've lived like this most of my life," he says, sitting on an old chair in his garden, using a cushion favoured by Manuela the dog.

"I can live well with what I have."

His charitable donations - which benefit poor people and small entrepreneurs - mean his salary is roughly in line with the average Uruguayan income of $775 (£485) a month.

All the president's wealth - a 1987 VW Beetle
In 2010, his annual personal wealth declaration - mandatory for officials in Uruguay - was $1,800 (£1,100), the value of his 1987 Volkswagen Beetle.

This year, he added half of his wife's assets - land, tractors and a house - reaching $215,000 (£135,000).

That's still only about two-thirds of Vice-President Danilo Astori's declared wealth, and a third of the figure declared by Mujica's predecessor as president, Tabare Vasquez.

Elected in 2009, Mujica spent the 1960s and 1970s as part of the Uruguayan guerrilla Tupamaros, a leftist armed group inspired by the Cuban revolution.

He was shot six times and spent 14 years in jail. Most of his detention was spent in harsh conditions and isolation, until he was freed in 1985 when Uruguay returned to democracy.

Those years in jail, Mujica says, helped shape his outlook on life.



This austere lifestyle - and the fact that Mujica donates about 90% of his monthly salary, equivalent to $12,000 (£7,500), to charity - has led him to be labelled the poorest president in the world.
Source: bbcp

It is a common grumble that politicans' lifestyles are far removed from those of their electorate. Not so in Uruguay. Meet the president - who lives on a ramshackle farm and gives away most of his pay.

Laundry is strung outside the house. The water comes from a well in a yard, overgrown with weeds. Only two police officers and Manuela, a three-legged dog, keep watch outside.

This is the residence of the president of Uruguay, Jose Mujica, whose lifestyle clearly differs sharply from that of most other world leaders.

President Mujica has shunned the luxurious house that the Uruguayan state provides for its leaders and opted to stay at his wife's farmhouse, off a dirt road outside the capital, Montevideo.

The president and his wife work the land themselves, growing flowers. "I've lived like this most of my life," he says, sitting on an old chair in his garden, using a cushion favoured by Manuela the dog.

"I can live well with what I have."

His charitable donations - which benefit poor people and small entrepreneurs - mean his salary is roughly in line with the average Uruguayan income of $775 (£485) a month.

All the president's wealth - a 1987 VW Beetle
In 2010, his annual personal wealth declaration - mandatory for officials in Uruguay - was $1,800 (£1,100), the value of his 1987 Volkswagen Beetle.

This year, he added half of his wife's assets - land, tractors and a house - reaching $215,000 (£135,000).

That's still only about two-thirds of Vice-President Danilo Astori's declared wealth, and a third of the figure declared by Mujica's predecessor as president, Tabare Vasquez.

Elected in 2009, Mujica spent the 1960s and 1970s as part of the Uruguayan guerrilla Tupamaros, a leftist armed group inspired by the Cuban revolution.

He was shot six times and spent 14 years in jail. Most of his detention was spent in harsh conditions and isolation, until he was freed in 1985 when Uruguay returned to democracy.

Those years in jail, Mujica says, helped shape his outlook on life.



This austere lifestyle - and the fact that Mujica donates about 90% of his monthly salary, equivalent to $12,000 (£7,500), to charity - has led him to be labelled the poorest president in the world.
Source: bbc

A new Graduate Sales Representatve has just been employed in my company two months ago and deployed as a member of my sales team group. However, I have been observing a very slow-rate of learning even basic sales tips on his part. He was given a laptop and a modem for his sales report but it took him close to 2weeks to churn out his first Daily Sales report through the laptop. What he normally did was to call out the firgures for me through the phone on daily basis after claiming "No Network" while other will send theirs as at when due.
But something happened yesterday that warranted me to issue him a query, oh goodness me! what i got as a reply shocked me to my marrows. I was like how could this daft,dumb and brainless skull have scaled through the rigorous and tedious interview processes of a Multinational Company (FMCG) like ours?

Below is his response Unedited except the name:

"my phone went off because i have fate bartry .and during the peroid iam sill on the trade with new vam ,because ofwhat we are withness in that zone ,mr daninel ,that reason ,why i can be reach. iam very sorry it will not happen again

thank aki ade"

afam4eva: I tell you say i old before?lol

No Vex bro, however u dey reason like my mate sha . Kudos!

afam4eva: My most embarrassing moment was after we had written out last NECO exams and people's shirts were been torn by classmates. At first i wanted to escape through another route but thought otherwise. Afterall it's just the shirt. I'm not going to need it anymore anyways so i can afford to let it go. As i approached the 1diots that were tearing people shirts, not only did they tear my shirt but they also tore my trouser into shreds. That was when reality dawned on my that i was the ponly person whose boxers was in the nude in the whole school. Everyone was just staring at me...i was highly embarrassed.

Afam ......NECO......hmm .... Such a young guy

Why must he wait for "empowerment" when the Constitution has expressing done so. Smh for this lawless State called Nigeria

ndu chuks will be very bittered with this news

[quote author=ndu_chucks]@OP, stop spreading untruths initiated by suspicious journalists. What Fashola said was that he believes that Lagos State accounts for up to 65% of non-oil GDP, but we do not have any data to support the statement. If the OP has any data to support Fashola's claims, please post.

I counter Fashola's statement by stating that Kano State accounts for more than the percentage contributed by Lagos state.

For the ignorant folks, note that Agricuulture contributed 40% to the Real GDP and if you look at non oil GDP alone, that contribution will be higher than 40%. It is ridiculous and deceptive to make a bogus claim that Lagos State contributes 65% to non oil GDP.

You can verify 2012 Q2 GDP Report here. Go to Table 6: 2011 and Q1—Q2 2012 Real Gross Domestic Product (Constant 1990): Sectoral Contribution & Growth Rate (Percentages) section and see for yourselves.

I don't know why politicians lie like this.[/quote]If your assertion was correct, my advice would be for you and your Never-Developed State to use that as your mainstay instead of being a parasite to other state's resources! Hope you got my drift

surveyProf: I go tear u head, commot man. u for here

Bros na wetin now? Na me bi Suarez

Just heard John Terry is on life support.
Up Man U!

Terry embarks on a six months injury journey! Safe journey

[quote author=Smart jeezy]don't mind them jare.They are mental handicap
Na wah for grammer ooo

These are the names on my contact list:
Nkechi egusi
Nwanyi mangala
Nwoke anu ewu
Nkwo tomatoes
Isioma apple
Ijeoma oha
Ik towel anu
Ify utazi
Ikenna Cow tail etc
Is it formal

Man u to win 3:0. Chelsea and Man City to Jabor. You heard it here!!

Liverpool to win by wider margin. Tell them you heard here first

Liverpool to win 2:1. Note this page.
Aston Villa c'mon roll over for the Champions Elect.
United We Stand!!!
Meanwhile Up Cheski!!!

Retardeeen is a coward! Dont say I told you

We all saw it coming....

Can someone recommend a very good optometrist for me. I need that contact lens urgently!

Princessaleeza: Both smell re very annoying. And mind u not all fat pple dat has bad odour.

But 80% are likely to have that poo smell in btw their fatty legs...

Once a month, that is if my partner complained