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Business / Re: Dangote Refinery: The Making Of Africa's Biggest Private Refinery - Photos by ClilT: 5:23pm On May 10, 2019
Government loan and aid at work! If this man dear dip hand in his account to finance this enormous project, he would be reduced to an average Nigerian. See as north dey favour north, other tribes dey busy dey fight each other. Mumu suppose don do
Politics / Re: Okorocha Presents Honours Awards To President Buhari- Pics by ClilT: 5:18pm On May 10, 2019
Mumu Okorocha fighting to remain relevant in the political zoo.i remember how this man take cunny cunny philanthropist bullshit win power. Once beaten, twice shy. Your trickery is over Okoro
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: Khloe And Dee-One Clash Over Arrest of Singer by ClilT: 5:15pm On May 10, 2019
Enough!!! Of these yahoo this nairamalam that! May 29 is around the corner and the government haven’t activated any of their promises, let’s face this fraudulent government we have first
Food / Re: 2 Guys Kill A Snake, Hang It On Their Necks, Cut It Into Pieces For Meat (Photo) by ClilT: 5:08pm On May 10, 2019
Look at that one holding the serpent with his mouth, later now he would look for someone he would kiss with that rotten mouth. All these low life fuckers need to have some sense and stop all this mumuism show of fuckery

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Romance / Re: How Women Cheat More Than Men - Lady Reveals. Do You Agree? by ClilT: 5:31am On Apr 29, 2019
I’ve been down that road before, a guy almost stole my much loved lady when she travelled to Abuja for two weeks on a project (we reside in Lagos) . Though she stayed with a trusted family member but these my woman was already exchanging love messages with another guy that was so nice and extra caring. Even sent an animated pic showing a pennis to the guy telling him it’s his organ in a joking way. God exposed her as she somehow didn’t delete the chat or password her phone, i went through her phone while she was asleep and saw all their chat and calls that was more than a week. A sudden rage filled me, after observing her for two days to see if they continue or if she would realize her self, I noticed she avoided my presence during chat and calls . I later confronted her and she denied saying they are just friends and she was playing him I I packed my things and walked off.My family including mom begged so hard, I listened to my mom because she is not soft at all and principles too, we reconciled, I stepped up my game. I never forgot

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Romance / Re: Lady Smokes In Pre-Wedding Photo As Her Man Looks On by ClilT: 11:20am On Apr 27, 2019
Their life, their problem. Whatever rocks their boat.

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Sports / Re: FIFA Introduces MRI Scan For Age Of Players To Be Determined by ClilT: 1:27am On Apr 27, 2019
Funny though, I’ve gone for a scan before and I the machine showed my bone have matured like one in his late 40s. I never even reach 30
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Blasts Kemi Olunloyo After Davido Reacted On Twitter by ClilT: 7:42am On Oct 21, 2018
IrokoOluwere:
Chioma is an asshole . See grammar sef ! we are not responsible your frustration clown!
will you shut up! haven't you heard of typographical error or are you daft!!!
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by ClilT: 3:21pm On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.
Shit talk!!
Sports / Re: Xavier Amaechi Signs For Arsenal (Photo) by ClilT: 11:43pm On Jan 06, 2018
Kenzico:
undecided

Wenger and Signing of Under age players are like 5 and 6.

Please who get that Jacob zuma meme biko?
That's good business
Politics / Re: Willie Obiano Bags Chieftaincy Title In Aguleri (Photos) by ClilT: 11:38pm On Jan 06, 2018
Shut up!!!
Biety:
No achievements to show but they keep honouring him.
The over head bridge he commisioned last year is already falling apart. Suffering and smiling.
Ask them what obiano has done that qualified him for this honour,they'll all keep mute or go into hiding. Nonsense.

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Education / Re: Unilag 2017/2018 Admission Thread by ClilT: 1:48pm On Nov 24, 2017
If you wish to study Medicine, Pharmacy, Geology, Law, Economics and other top notch professional courses, and you are finding admission difficult after you have studied tirelessly for jamb and utme without success. why not apply for the A level programme and gain admission by direct entry into 200 level into any university of choice. its the real deal now.but you must not be lazy or social freak if you do want to do well and move on successfully. There are colleges here in Nigeria that offer A level cambridge programme . some are expensive while others are slightly affordable. if you need more information or guidelines feel free to text 09025122540
Education / Re: Unilag 2017/2018 Admission Thread by ClilT: 1:32pm On Nov 24, 2017
what certificate do you have for the direct entry
gboisgroups:
Pls I need help, I am planning to do my direct entry to unilag, uniilorin and futmina. The course am going for is art and design. Pls is their anybody that as an idea on what procedure to start from. Pls it's urgent.
Education / Re: WAEC GCE Result 2017 Is Out, 26% Passed | See How To Check Result Here by ClilT: 1:25pm On Nov 24, 2017
Congrats to those who made theirs. It happens every year but this year is worse. anyway I want to introduce the A level certificate for those students who are seeking admission tirelessly or who did not get admission and do not want to stay at home. The A level is a fast track programme that takes place here in nigerian A level colleges like Oxbridge, Global college etc. after A successful one year programme, the student will write direct entry exam in university of choice, after which the student will start from 200level. The fees is quite expensive but some are subsidized. for more info text 09025122540. please the A level is not for those who want things the easy way, classe are exhaustive and you would have to focus, no vacation or long hour breaks. For serious minded students only.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan (UI) Updated Portal For Merit Admission List 2017/2018 by ClilT: 1:04pm On Nov 24, 2017
If you having trouyble gaining admission to study your dream course, no wahala just apply for a one year fast track program called A level and start from second year after the programme. Global college, Oxbridge and a host of other A level college will hgelp you achieve your dream course and university of choice. if you need to know more or wish to see testimonies please feel free to send a text to this line 09025122540. mind you, there is no free way you would have to study well and concentrate in order to excel at the cambridge A level Exam and also the university direct entry exam into 200level. so if you feel you have what it takes to study your dream course then text for more info.
Religion / Re: What Soul Age Are You? by ClilT: 11:29pm On Jul 19, 2016
OK kul cool I now see someone out there have the same view as me. I have asked my mom countless times the gain people derive from being wicked and evil... Most times I wonder the rationale behind the life of man on this entity. I just summarize by saying men are born and dead
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son, Boluwatife Balogun Graduates From First Grade (Photos) by ClilT: 12:52pm On Jul 16, 2016
Hmm that head and that look doesn't look anything like Ayo balogun. The mother knows the father of the child. grin

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