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Chelsea till i dead

kunletiwoo: Let them marry each other naw...

u wicked oo..if dem marry che na matches stick u want mak dem born?

chelseabmw: Chelsea will be without suspended captain John Terry.Terry travelled with the squad to Monaco today but will watch from the sidelines as he serves the final instalment of his two-match European ban.Marko Marin (hamstring), Yossi Benayoun (illness) and Florent Malouda were left behind in London.

Chelsea (from): Cech, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Cole, Bertrand, Mikel, Meireles, Essien, Lampard, Ramires, Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Moses, Piazon, Torres, Sturridge, Turnbull.

THE TERROR SQUAD

dvdon: Mama my mum told me that when I was much young I used 2 destroy things especially toys n house gadjet let me list some of I mentioned destruction of which some I can still remember maybe because I was spanked for it.
1. Try to break a radio to see d ppl inside
2. Climbed on a kitchen stool and joyfully droping ceramic n glass plates n enjoying it while mum n dad were watching tv she said I was really spanked for dat imagin from smiles 2 cry.
3. I broke my neighbour's windscreen while playing baseballs wif stones.
4.The windows in my neidhbourhood where either cracked or broken cortesy me and my friends
To cut the long list short, I am now d most coolest n careful mechanical engineer u can think of he will grow ova it moreova ur boi is a good boi.

u be terrorist

badlucky: Stubborn MASSOB, always daring security agencies. Make war no start agin o! I no get where to run to

cotonou dey available :-P

Make dem phone fire mens/womens nah

Gunner are now gonners

NA 5 - NILL DEM GO CHOP TODAY..TORRES HAT-TRICK MATA OR HAZARD GO SCORE 1 AND MIKEL OR OSCAR GO SCORE THE REMAINING 1

Acidosis: lmao. . .but wetin Akpos do una? ? ?

Una don useless that name

i dey wonder self

You go fear..nepali skillz nah..he for swallow d snake

When the war go start nah?

I already know the winner..but i wont say it

ATTENTION:READING NAME HAS JUST CHANGE TO WRITING..THANKS TO THE BLUES :-)

mukina2: offside loftside onside . .all i know is my captain scored FPL!!!

who be your captain?

Oscar and mikel tym to score

Goalll

ngbede69: Heard sturridge took a test recently..he didn't pass!!

lwkmd

Na spritual konji dey worry..torres make dey buy HULK jaare

Ivanovic is drunk

Round two

cheddarking: Why is that Brazilian Aboki playing sef?

do u mean ramires?

vislabraye: Where are the new signings?

hazard na old signing abi..abi u no see bench..abi na tru wazobia u dey get updated

Abeg mak OSCAR enta jaaare..RAMIRES neva fit wella..

Am i dreaming?

Wtf is wrong wit chelsea..well game on

Goal number 1 via lampard tru penalty..na 20 dem go chop today

In

Måd country..cant dey use google translate to translate

Happy eid mubarak

semid4lyfe: Good development but I'll rather watch than listen to a match. . . .

same here!

MAKE I RESERVE DIX SPACE!

afam4eva: Even haircuts make the frontpage, hmmm

i wonder self..i think d moderators are collecting bribes now :-)