₦airaland Forum

MisfitHPG:
lol...bears don't eat vegetables I guess,and the cow wouldn't even come out for a press conference,our real president is Garba Shehu

Na devil go punish the good for nothing scallywag Shehu

fucccckkk, shittt.

Haaaa...

He no go better for all those who forced the calamity on Nigerians...

mannnabbqgrizz,
hellanus
All BMC crew..


e no go better for all of una

e no go better for mamabbqgrillz

NwaAmaikpe:



Captain Gumi's advice brings me to a story of my boy.
As a gentle kid growing up, he'd always come back home from school with scratches and bite marks from his classmates who bullied him.

I will further beat him for allowing himself to be bullied. I even told him I wasn't sure he was my son because NwaAmaikpe's kid should be the one tormenting other parents' kids and not the other way round.

"We were born warriors", I'd incite. "Make me proud please", I'd beg. "I want to be the father whose child is the source of other children's bruises"
Day after day, he'd still come home with bruises so I gave up on him and accepted that God had given me a weakling.

One day, his mom got a call that we were needed in the school.
We went there and saw our weakling standing besides a slightly bigger student, only that the bigger student had a broken nose and some blood gushing out of it.
The bigger student's parents were there too and they narrated how my son pummeled the other boy.

Out of excitement, I didn't let them finish. I told them it was a new development in him that must be properly managed without any kid gloves, I apologized to the other kid's parents then asked the school's proprietor to let me go home with my boy who was already panicking.
They happily did.

I jejely took him to a mega mall and asked him to spoil himself.
Dude packed toys and video games that were almost worth more than my salary but I didn't mind because I was the world's happiest dad.

So back to the subject matter.

When an army Captain who has accused Christian soldiers from the South as the major problem in the army criticizes an army General for seeing the South as the nation's problem doesn't it make you feel it is another case of NwaAmaikpe and his son?

ehh..

na that suyaselling basterrd mamabbqgrillz go answer this question o.

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colorsofrainbow:
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This shittt cracked me up big time .

acunon:
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okay sir

acunon:
It's no more available sir
I will update the thread as soon as it comes again .
Thanks

ohh I missed

e no go better for UAR cow

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180k

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acunon:
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Hello boss, I want this TV buh I don't have 145k.. whats the final price plss?

acunon:
Now available!!!

How about the voltage consumption pls??

Omo roasted meat don land!

decatalyst:
Calm down. That will never happen.

We don't have bear in Nigeria.

Chai!
e pain me o

Wish a brown bear should attack the old vegetable cow.

pacespot:
How many times will I hear this word "world's most expensive car", another car will come out tomorrow to beat this record. Rolls Royce is just raking in billions from the foolishness of car enthusiasts, how can you shell out that amount of money for something that cannot take you beyond the borders of a country? It is like the company is the reason why those celebrities are making their millions.

The thing tire me o!

The car is just nonsense..

even a car made of gold won't cost this much.

This car is ugly, overrated and overpriced.

Now I understand...

ijebu Omo alare

Very soon this car go enter Naija and you go dey see captions like "freshest, no accident' point and kill' etc.


mchewww

AAbuja:
ClitRaider how you doing. I saw your post in job and vacancies. I would have quoted you there but I was banned bybot

Don't leave your job unless you have found another one. You are a family man. Just try and maintain the job till God will do a better one

I'm holding on bro .
Im hopeful tho.

Its a different thing to get a job, it's another thing to work in a good environment..

I have a good job but the environment is bad.

Thanks anyway.

Angrygoat:
I only fly bike when I feel like,niggi I gotta car,whr u been at?. Enemy fuc k off ma mentions before u get flung at.

wereyy..
Because you own a car doesn't mean your won't get that beating.
keep it up, maybe you get it from me.

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Chummynoni:
Playoff

Omo, this is sweet oo.
I wish I can trade my Honda Accord DC for this

Angrygoat:
No weapons against me ;shall prosper.

What I'm saying is you don't win a street fight cos you're tall and have a dagger.

bad loser

A colleague resined today in Dangote citing freedom as excuse..

Even me now, I'm thinking of resigning to have some rest and time with my small family buh the thot of leaving that 120k/month and sleeping is worrisome.

I have a bad manager, I'm a senior staff but work as glorified labourer, I'm tired of the job but just cant leave now..


it's fuckkking crazy....

MrWTF:


Foolish cow.

All those while she was being fvcked, she couldn’t scream. Just set nyash Dey enjoy pricks.

Women sha!

Even throwing some kicks would do.

Angrygoat:
I had an alteration with a bike man today. Journey of 2h he gave me h instead of 3h. Na thr I wan beat am. Me wey be 5.9ft and bike man ba 5.6ft. I for beat craise comot for him body,dem o tell am b4 he vanish give me my 3h. Already I had a dagger concealed in my stockings should incase.

For you mind, you think because you're taller and had a dagger will give you an edge?!

Pray you never jam me..

I'll kick your ass, remove your front teeth and use the dagger to carve you a nice line.

Which way SE?!

873tr:
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Keep it up bro..

Cancel all the nonsensical nonsense from the suyaman!

wish I know how to cancel too

heniford2:
My Chelsea i saw guys giving out free drink here in jb SA and i was wondering how naija go be the sky is blue always

You know as e dey do na..

Here in Naija we dey slaughter cow with lots of trophy lager..

Noise pollution everywhere...

We go shout so tey ManU fan go cryy ehnnnnn...