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is that nt y they drink it in d first place? or u get another option for them?

looks like a bat
maybe its d reason they do d wedding for night

softwerk:


This girl is too dull to know the meaning of telemedicine!

.......Yet she's endorsing!

I'm not jealous oh, just speaking freely.

u are right, 88percent of this bbnaija guys are dumb, the other 12percent are just acting like them get brain.

zolajpower:
I don't think that boy is okay ,merely looking at him . He needs a mental evaluation to ascertain d cause of his problem . He look very autistic

the word autistic just made me remember a girl on fb that used autistic to describe her juniour bro thinking its one dope ass word. Was rili funny. Btw its nt a new tin, someone lost his house rent to virtual, the guy just faint wen last money cut. Thank God there was a borehole close by

My gf must quit every ties she has with her bestie (guy) before we start dating. Most opposite sex besties dey fvck each other or dey do mumu mumu tins together.

08105667505

Leave nairaland and go to indialand. We have enough problems here already

I've said this everytime, there should be high way patrol checking the speed level of every driver, most accidents could be averted if the drivers wont want to get to a 1hr destination in 20minutes

Waiting

The girls are dope AF, finding a wife na tough job for we guys o

sameni123:
Fare weather supporters ,no be person deh support Sunderland and Huddersfield town ?started supporting Liverpool in the mid nineties wey TOP 6 na war now look are where we are ,best team in the world

they support those teams cos they are from there, jst like i support akwa united

There should b speed limits in some roads na and officers to book those on high speed. Some deaths cn easily b averted. God help us

kennygee:
To a woman more than double his age?

His mother's reaction will be priceless.

she'l b happy, e better pass regina nwoko own

Poor girl, use for money ritual by her own family. I just hope the juju clause they put in the marriage wont affect her if nerd dies

chival:
These aren't exactly social media slang. I was expecting to see stuff like 'na dem' or 'shaking table' or the worst of them 'if you know, you know'.

prolly they didn read the clause. Mehn, i hate this na them with my wits. I think its boring folks that mostly say all these

I felt his pains. Almost smashd my phone last nyt

I hate it when people say 'nonsense and ingredients'. Ffs how is that even funny?

7years? When are u going to real madrid like hazard?

Most girls are as dumb as a chicken, she wil see she's way pretty without this long lash bt stil prefers fixing it and look like a black hawk

If only exxon mobil will employ me to be sleeping for them

So wats d point of wifi now?

wiseone28:
Na only you dey Nigeria

the tin dey vex me

luminouz:
2 solutions to that then...the hard way or the easy way


Easy way? ,refuse food,become moody, start tying ropes together and eyeing the ceiling,dont bathe...she gets the implied message u wan kill ursef!!!
This option has 80% success rate

Hard way? Talk tough and scatter everything in the house,let her know u try ur best and shout it that u guys are partners in the marriage,there will always be twists and turns! So she should deal with it unless she wants u to steal or do yahoo...then refuse dont ask for help from her henceforth till she gives u herself
This option works 90% but with higher risk tag...


Sense will not kill this ALIEN

lmao. U be clown bt na kinda good idea sha

Deepfeel:
Money is the problem make money and all your problems are solved

u people will jst stay behind ur keyboard and advice ppl mumu mumu. How him go make money, shey money na semovita? I cn bet ur left hand that the guy aint idle, opportunity jst havnt knockd on his door yet. Bro just apologize to ur wife for wat u havnt done, she is a good one

Am i an arsenal fan? Sad!

If they sentence him to death for attempted murder nw him go dey beg

Her caption is a bit insulting to God based on my judgement. So God and devil na colleague now? I could b wrong sha

My kinda girl, if i get this one na to put belle straight.

biacan:
I just want to marry a footballer.....You'll have your peace of mind money and love is all they give........

i'm a footballer, i play in a university field every saturday and sunday. I'l b playing on wednesday cos there'l b public hols.

junkiesneverdie:
Wait a minute let me get this straight so you knew she's being cheating on your black ass! and you waited until the wedding day to call it a quit!..guy you be Mugu

revenge is better served cold