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Sorry is 2 late, am already in love with money

....u've got 2 get real!...cos in d real world money can't buy everyfin!....especially true luv!

Rocktation: B.R.

....wat's d full meaning of the acronym "B.R"?

slimyemm: story story...

....i guess the post has given u a punch below ur belt!....it's no wonder a clear advise sounds lik a story 2 ur hearing!

MEDAL STANDINGS OLYMPICS 2012
Kenya: 2g 4s 5b
Tunisia: 1g 1s 1b
Egypt: 2b
Botswana: 1b
Gabon: 1b
Morocco: 1b
The giant of Africa- Nigeria, 53 Athletes,2Billion Naira: 5 Coppers,5 Woods,4 plastics....Lolmenting in excess!

I recently tried 2 access Oau's eportal but it kept bring a "congestion/upgrading page"....same as d jamb site....hmmmm!...i wonder wat's happening!..i pray it's d list d re uploading!

bk tella: Dz thread is boring...u guyz rnt REPing 'Great Ife'wel.*smh*

....Arrrh!...wen re we gon stop blaming peeps or giving excuses wen we ought 2 have taken responsibility?!....¤frowning¤.....seriously! -wat have u done 2 make dis thread lively?....as far as i knw, dis is d first post of urs dat've seen...n it doesn't look or sound lively....lolmenting...i guess sum of us just don't have d "respones-ability" in us....IMHO dude- drop d act, be responsible n appreciate others!....cos most of us here are aspirants n we're all trying our best 2 keep dis thread 2gether 4rm Page 1 to dis point!....

Adextobiloba: hmmmm dats a slip of hand .... And u dnt insult me coz it was a mistake, u dnt even knw hw 2 make correction.

....LWKMD4H!....so which are u?...a male?, female? Or an hermaphrodite?....IMHO Shawtie slash dude or wah eva!....i'm sowi if u've mistaken my blunt-ness 4 an insult!....Apologies!

uceee: Admission list will probably be released next week......stay tuned.

...just heard pre-degree result's out!....hw true?

Adextobiloba: me sef i be jasi boy na....... 153k no be chicken change.... Ooo

....ur profile indicates dat u're a female....n in ur previous post, u called urself a "JASI BOY"...lolmenting in excess!...was it a mistake or u're just a scam-able scam-er!?

Cloaked4u@yahoo.com

The race to marry a BIG BOY is
what's now in vogue. Most ladies
nowadays can't function if there
is no cash involved. The urge for
material things has changed the
STORY OF LOVE. Never make
money your only priority when
choosing your spouse. There's
more to marriage than money
alone.
A man with good heart is better
than a rich man with the heart of
beast. Most women say they
want
security in life so they won’t date
the poor. If he's not rich today
doesn't mean he will be poor for
life. The happiness and security
of
your life is your responsibility.
Those who choose never to
endure at all may have to suffer
for long. Getting married to the
rich doesn't guarantee
happiness
in life. HAPPINESS IS PRICELESS.
Perhaps those who say they will
rather cry inside a Mercedes than
laughing on a bicycle have never
experienced pain in their life.
Some relationship mistakes can
cause life regret.
WOMEN OF VIRTUE don't date for
cash. They work hard and pray to
GOD to make them rich and give
them a good partner in life. IF IT
DOESN'T COUNT, DON'T LOOSE THE
COUNT.
Many young women have blindly
turned themselves to TEST DRIVE
VEHICLE for the love of material
things. Don't spoil your
tomorrow
today. What qualified you as
great
woman is not in designer shoes
and bags. It’s in your good heart,
good characters and real
personality. When a real man
finds
a wife in you he will never let you
go.
It’s funny how material women
blame men for breaking their
heart. A man who wins your love
with cash may not stay for long.
Real men don't settle down with
fake women. THE ONLY PLACE
YOU
CAN FIND A FAKE WOMAN IS
TEMPORARILY IN THE HEART OF A
FOOLISH MAN, BUT WHEN THE
FOOLISH BECOMES WISE, THE WISE
PERSON IS IN SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
Looking for a real man when you
are fake is like looking for a LIFE
FISH IN THE FOREST...

DATE WISELY......

The race to marry a BIG BOY is
what's now in vogue. Most ladies
nowadays can't function if there
is no cash involved. The urge for
material things has changed the
STORY OF LOVE. Never make
money your only priority when
choosing your spouse. There's
more to marriage than money
alone.

A man with good heart is better
than a rich man with the heart of
beast. Most women say they want
security in life so they won’t date
the poor. If he's not rich today
doesn't mean he will be poor for
life. The happiness and security of
your life is your responsibility.
Those who choose never to
endure at all may have to suffer
for long. Getting married to the
rich doesn't guarantee happiness
in life. HAPPINESS IS PRICELESS.

Perhaps those who say they will
rather cry inside a Mercedes than
laughing on a bicycle have never
experienced pain in their life.

Some relationship mistakes can
cause life regret.
WOMEN OF VIRTUE don't date for
cash. They work hard and pray to
GOD to make them rich and give
them a good partner in life. IF IT
DOESN'T COUNT, DON'T LOOSE THE
COUNT.

Many young women have blindly
turned themselves to TEST DRIVE
VEHICLE for the love of material
things. Don't spoil your tomorrow
today. What qualified you as great
woman is not in designer shoes
and bags. It’s in your good heart,
good characters and real
personality. When a real man finds
a wife in you he will never let you
go.

It’s funny how material women
blame men for breaking their
heart. A man who wins your love
with cash may not stay for long.
Real men don't settle down with
fake women. THE ONLY PLACE YOU
CAN FIND A FAKE WOMAN IS
TEMPORARILY IN THE HEART OF A
FOOLISH MAN, BUT WHEN THE
FOOLISH BECOMES WISE, THE WISE
PERSON IS IN SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

Looking for a real man when you
are fake is like looking for a LIFE
FISH IN THE FOREST...

Dubemkelly: Law cut off its 273 4 da national merit,if things were 2 be done properly nd fairly,u have a chance in dat faculty buh I'm afraid,ur chance is somehow limited though if God wills it,tis gonna work out. U r likely 2 be offered admission in2 English,I advise u 2 go 2 school nd see if u could meet a gud lecturer 4 help with ur docs...Admission sometimes cud be funny,its a fin of luck,u may wonder why someone whose score was lower dan u wud b offered admission nd u weren't,it also depnds on d course u hv applied 4...Henry,u need 2 wrk on it b4 its too la8,I cud remeber wat happned 2 me,5 points away 4rm da cut off,I wasn't offered anyfin...Wishing u da best

....wat course did u applied 4 then?...was d course ur second choice?...it's kinna scary n suprising dat sum1 dat passed it's departmental cut off wasn't offered admission!...May God Almighty help us all!...Amin summa Amin!

...pls Any engineering physics aspirant in d house?...

obabila: Gud morning pals,i want urgent reply and i prayed,God almighty will grant ur request,He will grant ur heart desire,He will grant u unlimited riches and expose hidden treasure to u,He will never forsake u,i bless d name of God dat my aggregate is 233.5 and my cutoff mark is 200 but d problem i'm having is dat i have i choosed d skul as my second choice of institution,and i am legless.pls what is my chances of gaining admission cos i have no other option.i need d admission badly.

....come down 2 ife/Oau, ensure u come wit an elderly person, n go plea wit d dean,vice dean,secretary 2 d dean/ vice dean of ur faculty!...it may not be easy but u've just got 2 give it a try!...May God Almighty help us all!...AMIN SUMMA AMIN!

lawna: dave pls, i av downloaded d pix buh d thing wuz 2 tiny 4 me 2 c, cn u kindly post where u saw d marks pasted so that sum1 close 2 me cn chek it 4 me. Thnx.

....zoom it on ur phone!...d list's been pasted on d notice board at Admission office,senate building extension!

o`dave:
the merit cut off mark for some department
Elect/Elect 236
medicine 262
economics 253
dentistry 250
nursing 240
medical reharb 238
agric. egnr. 200
chemical engr. 236
civil engr. 233
computer/math 232
computer/econs 245
food engr. 200
fst 200
material sc. 200
mechanical engr235
geography 224
demostat. 225
pol. science 255
philosophy 252
physcology 233
sociology 245
law 273
pharmacy 235
estate mgt. 217
fine art 237
building 207
archi 222
Urban&Reg Plan.210
biochem 223
aplied geophysc200
botany 200
chemistry 200
engr. physics 200
geology 200
industrial chem200
mathematics 200
microbiology 230
physics 200
statistics 200
zoology 200
accounting 248
inter rel. 237
public admin 243
local govt std 200

these are all i can get for now. these are the merit scores. add your jamb score with your postutme score divide it by 2, i.e. average, that will be your aggregate, wishing you all best of luck...for any further assistance, call me 07030964620 holu dave barclays elect/elect pt4.

....i just confirmed the departmental cut offs at senate building extension!...the cut offs O'dave pasted are all correct!...congrates 2 y'all that exceeded d cut- offs!

Must Read coz climax is just awesome
CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!..
During lunch at work last week, I
ate 3 plates of beans (which I
know I shouldn't).
When I got home, my husband
seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I
have a surprise for dinner
tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was
about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone ...rang.
He made me promise not to touch
the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were
still affecting me and the pressure
was becoming unbearable, so
while my husband was out of the
room I seized the opportunity,
shifted my weight to one leg and
let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled
like a fertilizer truck running over
a skunk in front of a garbage
dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I
ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to
the conversation in the other
room, I went on releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few
minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells
signaled the end of my freedom,
so I quickly fanned the air a few
more times with my napkin,
placed it on my lap and folded my
hands back on it feeling very
relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the
picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologizing
for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peaked
through the blindfold, and I
assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the
blindfold, and twelve dinner
guests seated around the table,
with their hands to their noses,
chorused: "Happy Birthday":p

.....JOKE OF D DAY!
Akpos called his grlfrnd on fone and told her he got her a BB, she ws so happy, so she told her frnds
d gud news, she dressd up 2 Akpos's house.
GRLFRND: Baby, i luv u so much!...Wow! So u got me aBB?.. Wow, i
cnt wait, plz whr's it?
AKPOS: yes dear, u knw i luv u and i
cn do anytn 2 mk u happy. Go 2 d table u'll find it thr.
GRLFRND: ok dear..... Plz luv, i cnt find it here, mayb u shld cum and giv it 4 me.
AKPOS: Baby, u mean u cnt see d BREAD & BEANS on d table?....LWKMD4H!

Dhelake: Lwkmd!!! Abi o ... D guy won wound person wit gbagaun ... But broz, u sef no try o, na Pidgin nt pigeon

....no mind me jore....na slip of fingers!...lols

Moset G: i dont blame u, d nigeria mentality is stil rolin in ur brain. if u are already in skul u can say woteva bcs u dont no how people sufer 4 admision but if u are not and u dont meet up 2 d cut off of ur department u beta woke up,wot did u tink it means not 2 get up 2 ur department cutof mark? In a federal skul lik oau were a token is been paid were there are privat uni were a dam high amount is paid and u tink by siting bak at home and waitin 4 miracle is d solution?U suld hav seen me last yr wen i came 2 ife were i saw many wolf scores in various department dat can stand mine but wen i ask dem d secret i can just keep it 2 myself but just 2 let my people no out here wot is realy going on.A word is enough 4 d wise.

...i dont blame u, d nigeria
mentality is stil rolin in ur brain. if
u are already in skul u can say
woteva bcs u dont no how
people sufer 4 admision but if u
are not and u dont meet up 2 d
cut off of ur department u beta
WOKE UP,wot did u tink it means
not 2 get up 2 ur department
cutof mark? In a federal skul lik
oau were a token is been paid
were there are privat uni were a
dam high amount is paid and u
tink by siting bak at home and
waitin 4 miracle is d solution?U
suld hav seen me last yr wen i
came 2 ife were i saw many wolf
scores in various department dat
can stand mine but wen i ask
dem d secret i can just keep it 2
myself but just 2 let my people no
out here wot is realy going on.A
word is enough 4 d wise.
....NA WA O!...dis one wey u come dey bombard us wit Grammatical blunders, bros wetin we do u na?....IMHO-, if u no sabi write wit correct English, pigeon English dey wey u fit use na!...NO OFFENCE slash DISRESPECT bro!...

.....JOKE OF THE DAY!

HUSBAND: You don't make love to me again, why?
WIFE: (Pointing at
thier 12 Children) do you think i downloaded all these from google?

Moset G: D admision list wil b pasted in d skul on monday but it wil tak a litle time 4 dem 2 upload it on net.

....Hw possible's dat wen other departmental cut offs eg science etc- ain't out yet?

Godslove2039: Bro, I doubt wot u're saying. Anyway, u may be right nd I be wrong cos am not a staff of the admisn office. U can ask an experienced person for clarification on this issue.
@Cloaked, OCT 31 is the deadline JAMB gave for the completion of 2012 Admission but dont expect OAU to go by this date.

...Fenks fella!...pls if i may ask, where did u get d date"Oct 31" 4rm?...i got mine on VNTI "Voice of nigerian tertiary institution"!

Lizylaw: Really? When it comes to oau, brother expect the unexpected. Oau hardly follow deadlines given by Jamb. U knw wat, jxt prepare ur mind for a long wait. Last year oau realeasd itz list in december. Dz session promises to b fast cos of Nuga games so u mite nt av to wait dat long. No matter aw much u agitate, oau has always nd will always do itz thing wen itz ready. Av a lovely day

...Fenks 4 d info Miss lizlaw!...are u on 2go or fb?....if yep!...pls send me ur user id!...IMHO miss;- have a luvly slash a stress free day 2- ahead!

Jamb gives August 31st
Ultimatum for All Institutions to
Have released their Admission
List....Pls fellas, hw true's dis news?