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BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:19am On Jan 27, 2018
Safiaa:
thank you very much. grin
any bet tips for em boys
huh


I wan try play woman game see whether e go click grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy:
Juzec:
won again. Who followed? huh
Kindly drop another one

I dey follow you bumper to bumper
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:13am On Jan 27, 2018
Anybody having issues with lionsbet payouthuh
PoliticsRe: The Inauguration Of Governance Support Group(gsg), South East Zone by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:27am On Jan 27, 2018
Rochas2023:
Buhari till 2023 then Rochas or any other igbo man takes over. Is simple, if by electing Buhari Nigeria breaks its a win win for the Igbos
God forbid let rochas rule

instead of rochas we choose not to have igbo president


Rochas has nothing to offer ndigbo

For now igbo president is not our priority
PoliticsRe: The Inauguration Of Governance Support Group(gsg), South East Zone by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:22am On Jan 27, 2018
Pubichairs:
undecided sometimes I wonder whether Enugu is part of Igbo,..I don't like that state for any reason
Mechionu gi dia

Anuofia


It's people like you that is causing discrimination among ndigbo

Thunder bwo gi dia.. you couldn't realize that enugu is base and capital for most south east meetings.



Onye ofe-mmanu
CareerRe: Female Muslim Trainee Lawyer Is Ejected From Court Over Hijab by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:19am On Jan 27, 2018
Pataricatering:
same Christians that would be shouting Islamization and persecution at the slightest excuse but have absolutely no humanity in them towards anybody else !
Islam is a religion of terror


Am proudly atheist but I detest Islam with passion.

Most Muslims can easily kill for their religion

I have witnessed Shari'a riots before


And all I can say is Islam a bad

A religion that believes in killing unbelievers
A hypocrisy religion
CareerRe: Female Muslim Trainee Lawyer Is Ejected From Court Over Hijab by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:11am On Jan 27, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
Tired of this hijab of a thing....

Removing it for 30mins and proceeding with your case won't kill you na. Am a Muslim too, but my wahala no reach all this level cry
This one na afonja Muslim grin

All those genuine radical Muslim no go fit talk this kind thing


if you no say u no dry fear go tell any real aboki Muslim say hijab thing no matter make them kill you like nama
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Teachers In Ogun (Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:08pm On Jan 26, 2018
chloedogie:
we all need to calm down as a country. So many questions need to be asked. I have walked pass these herdsmen severally without them injuring me. Until I read what led to that, I will hold on to my comment. Wish the victim(s) quick recovery though.
why you no geh sensehuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:05am On Jan 26, 2018
tesppidd:
Why wasn't Coutinho given the number 7 jersey?
I guess it's because of griezman
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:37am On Jan 26, 2018
naija01:
Vidal's wing play is top notch.
Am glad someone else noticed it; and that assist for Suarez goal was sublime cheesy

Aleix Vidal is quality
He is gradually becoming one of my favorite players.

This our current squad is the bomb ; I dont think we lacking in any position. We can now afford to rest some of our big guns against weaker opposition.



Neymars departure has made us stronger grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:59am On Jan 26, 2018
Umtiti is a beast mehn

I don't think there is any other better cb than him at the moment. So calm and reliable. See the way he calmly dribbled that espamyol player in our 18yard box.


Roberto is a modern day tactical rb; I just pity semedo because despite his potentials, Roberto suits and understand our style more . I just hope ev gives semedo more game time in league matches.


And finally coutinho is destined for greatness at barca. In less than five months he will finally collect trophy.

With the right rotation and dedication; I see ev winning a treble


Barca seems unstoppable to me
PoliticsRe: I Think Buhari Should Resign Right Now - Prof. Banji Akintoye by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:38pm On Jan 25, 2018
Nawa o; all this senior afonjas just they wail all of a sudden. Recently; one of them openly called his people "Slaves". cheesy

I'm expecting tinubu to start ranting and wailing very soon grin


SAI BABA tongue
FoodRe: Boy Who Was Captured Eating From The Bin Smiles In New Photo by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:36pm On Jan 25, 2018
dazzlingd:
I can imagine the kind of odour coming from his mouth, the biogas will be sufficient to power a gas turbine
cheesy


But guy y u no just wan get sensa na cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:21pm On Jan 25, 2018
jpmoriarti:
To distract from their current crisis, Madrid press are all over the place, clamouring for Neymar to save them, as though they don't know the personality of that PSG president. PSG will keep Neymar even if he wishes to leave. Madrid is not up against one man, they're against a state - Qatar. Neymar is their flagship star for their 2022 world cup. They're no selling club. I know all the players Barca have attempted to buy in the past -- Thiago Silva, Marquinhos, Verriatti, and recently Di Maria ... This people dont sell. They have all the money to keep them for the full length of their contract.
Neymar CANNOT leave, at least not in the next five years. Madrid should wake up from their dream and focus on how to strengthen their aged squad or they should ready 500M euros to stand a chance of any deal. Lolz
Lol Neymar to Madrid is already a done deal even before he signed for psg

No wonder psg fans dont like him; i guess they kno he is a plastic two faced snake cheesy

With or without this decision; neymar is going to madrid

He is the next Madrid galactico

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/psg-promise-to-sell-neymar-to-real-madrid-on-one-condition/44f5yok1dnwzih82tgyqewm
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Handover Power To Young Nigerians Just because They Insult Us– El-rufai by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:01am On Jan 25, 2018
But he just spoke the truth


More youths are needed in politics
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Handover Power To Young Nigerians Just because They Insult Us– El-rufai by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:00am On Jan 25, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants Give Fulani 1-month Quit Notice, List Oil Installations... by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:57am On Jan 25, 2018
I don't wanna digress but I just miss umar musa yaradua undecided
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants Give Fulani 1-month Quit Notice, List Oil Installations... by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:54am On Jan 25, 2018
vv
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:07am On Jan 25, 2018
One of footballs best moment was in July 2008.

When Ronaldhino left FC Barcelona and joined AC Milan. When he returned to play against his former club,the team asked Ronaldhino to join and take a picture with them

Mes Que In Club grin



Coutinho and Yerry Mina are likely gonna have their debut today.
Can't wait to watch us whoop espanyols ass cheesy
I anticipate a heavy scoreline. I see us scoring upto 7goals today

#ForcaBarca

PoliticsRe: Edward Lametek Adamu Appointed As CBN Deputy Governor By Buhari by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:44am On Jan 25, 2018
Buhari is king of the north


I don't see him as my president cheesy

Nigger ain't qualified to be anywhere near aso rock

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:41am On Jan 24, 2018
tesppidd:
I think their golden generation is over.

Too bad they allowed Real Madrid deny them twice, the champions league.

Athletico Madrid are done!
I dislike ATM no be small. Am glad sevilla knocked their ass out because ATM can't do shit against madid if they had qualified.
They are Madrid's loyal bitches.
They only try to flex muscle whenever they play barca
No more ucl
No more cdr
No laliga

I hope they don't win Europa too cheesy
PoliticsRe: 2018 Budget: FG Votes N5.30bn For Grazing Reserve Development by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:58am On Jan 24, 2018
Thunder fire buhari and all his supporters



Nigeria is a jungle
CelebritiesRe: Adenike Adeleke: Senator Ademola Adeleke's Daughter & Davido's Cousin (Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:24pm On Jan 23, 2018
africangirl000:
I also heard it here. Wonder where people pull up such nonsense from.
Yorubas are afonjas
Deal with it cheesy
AgricultureRe: Meet The Igbo Man Who Is A Cattle Rearer And See How He Does It by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:38am On Jan 23, 2018
Igbo kwenu!

Already there are cattle ranches in igbo land. No be today something



I also intend to own a cattle ranch soon



SAY NO TO FULANI HERDSMEN




Igbo Amaka ! grin

Christianity EtcThe Evil Mission Of Pastor Adeboye In Akwa Ibom State By Inibehe Effiong by ClumsyFlimsy(op): 9:55am On Jan 23, 2018
Pastor Enoch Adeboye, the founder of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, is part of the problems we have in Nigeria. If Jesus Christ was like Adeboye, only the rich and influential would be qualified to be a Christian.
Any religious leader that aids and abets the criminality of political leaders is part of the criminality.
Pastor Adeboye went to Akwa Ibom State on Sunday, January 21st, 2018 to lay the foundation of a senseless project called the "International Worship Centre" which we are told by state officials will cost a whopping N10 billion.
One year ago, a Church collapsed in Akwa Ibom State killing worshippers because the lawless founder of the Church, Akan Weeks, was not ready to comply with basic building regulations in his desperate bid to be consecrated a bishop by all means.
Till date, the Akwa Ibom State Government has not compensated the families of the bereaved. The medical bill for the victims is yet to be fully paid. We understand that the government is unable to raise N100m to offset the medical expenses of those who were treated. Nobody has been prosecuted for the collapsed Church building. The report of the Judicial Commission of Inquiry empanelled by the governor to divert attention has been buried. The governor who escaped death during the ill-fated bishopric consecration of his friend, Akan Weeks, is still dancing on the graves of the dead.
Pastor EA Adeboye
That is the man that wants to bribe God with an international worship centre. That is the type of heartless governor that Pastor Adeboye is proud to be associated with, the same governor who rode to power in 2015 on the blood of Akwa Ibom people.
The latest publication by the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics (NBS) places the unemployment rate in Akwa Ibom State as the second highest in Nigeria. This is a state that received over N2 trillion from 2007 to 2015 in federal allocations; the same state that is still receiving the larger percentage of monthly federal allocations.
In Akwa Ibom State today, there is no single industry where 500 people can be gainfully employed. Majority of the youths have been turned to beggars who depend on politicians for survival. The poverty rate in Akwa Ibom State is scandalous. Uncompleted white elephant projects are littered across the state because of the alleged paucity of funds; yet, the government is constructing a multi-billion Naira sepulchre in the name of a state worship centre.
The black man is in need of redemption. Our leaders have gone mad again.
The state governor, Mr. Udom Emmanuel, is presently building a multi-billion Naira lodge for himself in Lagos State. Despite street protests in Uyo and Lagos by hundreds of Akwa Ibom people against the new Lagos lodge which I was privileged to have led and spearheaded, the governor has chosen to listen to his animalistic instinct rather than the voice of the people by going ahead to construct the new lodge in Lagos State.
The same Udom Emmanuel completed a state-of-the-art edifice for himself in his hometown, Awa, in Onna Local Government Area, within the first six months of his clueless administration. This is a man who publicly boasted about his attainment of a Business School.
Churches are scattered and littered across the length and breadth of Akwa Ibom State. Yet, iniquity is thriving in the state. Politicians are stealing with impunity. The true gospel of salvation and holiness has been replaced with prosperity preaching by many of the so-called pastors in the state. Most politicians see Churches as an extension of the state government.
Many pastors in Akwa Ibom State are engaged in partisan politics. The likes of Archbishop Elijah Mboho, Bishop Cletus Bassey and other pro-government preachers are using religion to give legitimacy to the criminality of the corrupt politicians in Akwa Ibom State.
Prototype of Church to be built in Akwa Ibom state by the state government
Pastor Adeboye shamelessly went to lay the foundation of a project that is totally useless to the long-suffering people of Akwa Ibom State without introspection. Why has our so-called religiosity not translated into a better country? Nigerians are the modern day Pharisees.
Akwa Ibom State is not a Christian state. We have Muslims, Atheists, Traditionalists and people of other religious persuasions in the state. It is not the business of the government to build a Church. Section 10 of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, 1999 (as amended) states that ‘’The Government of the Federation or of a State shall not adopt any religion as State Religion". Therefore, Mr. Emmanuel has no business dissipating public funds in building "an international worship centre".
Pastor EA Adeboye during the foundation laying ceremony
The suggestion by the state government that some yet to be named Non-Governmental Organizations (NGOs) will contribute the larger percentage of the cost of the 'state Church' is an irresponsible lie. Sensible NGOs do not engage in frivolous religious adventures. They work towards alleviating poverty and improving the standard of life of the people. Nobody is deceived except the gullible.
Did Papa Adeboye ask his host whether pensioners and civil servants have been paid in the state? Did he bother to query Udom Emmanuel on why a government that is running under a secular Constitution should be building a religious centre with public funds and tax payer’s money? Did Adeboye ask Udom Emmanuel why his state is rated the second highest in the country in unemployment despite the stupendous allocations accruing to it?
What exactly is the interest of Adeboye in Akwa Ibom State? Is Jesus Christ proud of Adeboye's collusion with failed political leaders? I am disgusted by the reprehensible complicity of Pastor Adeboye in the looting and destruction of Akwa Ibom State. Adeboye may have forgotten that judgment will start from the Church.
Let it be known that God is not mocked. The manipulation of religion in Nigeria by corrupt politicians in connivance with commercial pastors will not go unpunished.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/01/22/evil-mission-pastor-adeboye-akwa-ibom-state-inibehe-effiong
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:29am On Jan 23, 2018
phaamsaam:
With the score still 0-0 after almost an hour, Ernesto Valverde turned to his bench looking for a player who could change the game. Real Betis had weathered the storm and looked ready to give FC Barcelona a real test.


Valverde summoned Paulinho, a player who is a good bet for a goal. With Paulinho already warmed up and on the touchline awaiting to come on, just getting the final instructions from the boss... suddenly... boom! Ivan Rakitić opened the scoring for Barcelona.

Valverde immediately had second thoughts. He sent Paulinho back to warm up. He didn’t need him quite yet.

After about 5 minutes, Valverde called his player back up. Again, he was given final instructions before the player was to come on. When suddenly.... boom! Again! Lionel Messi had scored.

Both coach and player laughed on the sidelines. Maybe Paulinho should always stay there in his lucky spot!

This time though, Valverde felt comfortable with the switch and still brought Paulinho on.


“Every time we called him, we scored a goal,” the boss later explained “but we already had an idea of what he would do. It was simply a change of plans, nothing else.”
Epic cheesy

PAULINHO THE GOAL-LORD
#ForcaBarca


Can't wait to watch coutinho play
Plus iniebaba is back grin
PoliticsRe: Cattle Colonies: Southern States Shun FG's Request For Land by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:30am On Jan 23, 2018
seunmsg:
They should start with the 16 States that volunteered to release land for the proposed cattle colonies. Other States that are not willing to participate should stop running down the policy in the media as they are not under compulsion to participate.
You were once a zombie

Am glad you are getting smarter tongue


Bubu don reset ur thinking faculty


Buhari is a vile creature and a jihadist .
He is only sympathetic to the northern muslims.
The earlier u afonjas and afonja Muslims realize it the better.

Lord knows I might not vote come 2019 but let it be known that if buhari succeeds in getting a second term; this country will be as good as gone



Say NO TO FULANI
SAY NO TO BUHARI
SAY NO TO ATIKU
SAY NO TO DANKWAMBO
SAY NO TO EL RUFAI


No be must say Fulani go rule
If the north must rule; it's better let utbe men like saraki or any other northern Muslim that isn't Fulani
PhonesRe: Six Telecoms Operators May Lose Licences Over Call Masking, Refilling (names) by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:59am On Jan 23, 2018
aragon4realz:
true talk
are you in south south, south east and need a website visit www.cloudlinedesigns.Com
how muchhuh
PoliticsRe: CAN Uses Herdsmen To Destabilise Nigeria, Says JNI by ClumsyFlimsy(op): 12:41am On Jan 22, 2018
cc Mynd44
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:38pm On Jan 21, 2018
Suarez on fire two assists two goal messi two goals and one assist #ForcaBarca
PoliticsCAN Uses Herdsmen To Destabilise Nigeria, Says JNI by ClumsyFlimsy(op): 9:33pm On Jan 21, 2018
Godwin Isenyo , Kaduna

The Jama ’ atu Nasir Islam on Sunday said that the Christian Association of Nigeria is using herdsmen to destabilise Nigeria so as to achieve their “ agenda . ”
JNI added that CAN was overheating the polity ahead of the 2019 general election.
The Secretary General of the JNI , Dr . Khalid Abubakar Aliyu , at a press conference in Kaduna while reacting to a statement credited to the Secretary General of CAN , Dr . Jonathan Asake , blamed the CAN for the current herdsmen attack in Benue State and other parts of the country.
Aliyu said , “ We , nonetheless , make bold that CAN is deliberately covering up by using the herdsmen debacle as a franchise to perpetrate evil , as witnessed in the Book Haram tale .
“ Seeing that they have gotten away with those crimes , CAN has now devised a new approach to destabilise Nigeria in order to achieve their agenda , ” said the JNI scribe.
While describing the statement ascribed to the CAN’ s scribe as one overheating the polity ahead of the 2019 general elections , Aliyu advised the CAN to register as a political party to test its popularity.
He described the press conference addressed by the CAN Secretary -General on the 16 th of January as “ mendacious , provocative , full of blatant lies and misinformation , disinformation as well as seditious to the state . ”
According to him , some Christian leaders across the country are making hate and inflammatory speeches, whose repercussions are better imagined .
He said , “ The ‘ herdsmen ’ debacle: it must be understood that this is a coinage mischievously invented by CAN over time and its biased errand boys among media practitioners to stereotype an ethnic group so as to achieve a pre - planned agenda .
“ Moreover , why not call a spade by its name ? And why is the whole herdsmen issue heightened now in 2018 ?
“ Simply , CAN is unnecessarily overheating the polity because 2019 is around the corner.
“ Our take is that CAN should better go and register as a political party and contest election if they want to test their popularity !
“ We , nonetheless , make bold to say that CAN is deliberately covering up by using the herdsmen debacle as a franchise to perpetrate evil as witnessed in the Boko Haram tale , as cases of Christians dressed in Muslim garb to bomb churches is still fresh in our memories .
“ The infamous Lydia Yusuf of Bauchi State , the Miya Barkatai would - be Christian bombers also in Bauchi State , as well as the foiled bombing of the Radio House in Abuja , after which the then Minister of Information and Marylyn Ogar , then SSS spokesperson , changed the story line , are still fresh in our memories . ”
http://punchng.com/can-uses-herdsmen-to-destabilise-nigeria-says-jni/
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Set Olu Falae's Farm On Fire In Ondo. FFK Reacts by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:15pm On Jan 21, 2018
Nice one cheesy

This old man don suffer for Fulani hand no be small.

Hopefully this attack will awaken his afonja brethrens

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