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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:31pm On Jan 16, 2018
Paulinho

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives President Adama Barrow Of Gambia by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:21pm On Jan 16, 2018
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RomanceRe: “Wow, I Can Finally Have Sex” — Lady After Wedding Her Partner (Photo) by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:17pm On Jan 16, 2018
ubunja:
women never marry for sex. thats what men do.
any idiiot who believes her celibacy story will die in the most horrible way.
cheesy
CrimeRe: Fulani Gunmen Attack Ibi In Taraba, Kill Traditional Ruler by ClumsyFlimsy(op): 1:58pm On Jan 16, 2018
emmalord:
do not allow herdsmen waste your life, buy gun and defend yourself cool cool
it seems you don't know that majority of this soldiers are Fulanihuh

Make them catch u with gun na shoot at sight
CrimeRe: Fulani Gunmen Attack Ibi In Taraba, Kill Traditional Ruler by ClumsyFlimsy(op): 1:52pm On Jan 16, 2018
Drsheddy:
This is why history must be taught in our schools. Those who neglect History are bound to repeat the mistakes of the past. Please read below and learn. BEWARNED!!!!!!!

The Gross influx of Fulani herdsmen presently and now calls for the sharing of this history.
By John. (All JUKUNS SHOULD READ THIS.)

The story is told of how King Yunfa, the Hausa Sarki in Gobir (now called Sokoto) hosted a Fulani immigrant called Usman Dan Fodiyo and his group in February 1804, as a result of this and since 1808 the whole of the northern region lost its kingdoms and were replaced by Fulani emirates.

King Yunfa is said to have been killed in 1808 and the Fulani warrior (Usman Dan Fodiyo) established Sokoto caliphate, making himself Sultan.

Gradually, other Hausa kingdoms were pillaged and taken over by the Fulani emirs. The ethnic groups in the core north were the first victims of Fulani imperialism, a venture that occurred because the people were given access to grazing land as a result of the hospitality of the hosts.

They however failed to overrun the Bornu and Jukun kingdoms , so the Shehu of Bornu and Aku Uka remains paramount till today!

The Afonja dynasty compromised by allowing a Fulani warrior known as Janta Alimi to settle in Ilorin, the Fulani guerrillas killed Afonja in 1824

And Ilorin, a Yoruba town under the Oyo empire, fell into Fulani hands, becoming an emirate under Sokoto caliphate till today! Even the attempts of the O'odua People's Congress (OPC) to revert to status quo ante and crown an Onilorin of Ilorin became an exercise in futility.

The Yoruba warriors got wise and defeated the Fulani jihadists in Osogbo in 1840, if this didn't happen there would most likely have been Fulani "emirs" as rulers in Oyo Alaafin, Ibadan, Owo, Osogbo, Ede, Ado, and Igede Ekiti today!

If the Bini Kingdom did not fight and repel the jihadists, they would have penetrated the Edo/Delta region beyond the present day Edo North Senatorial District which gave in and allowed the jihadists to overrun & islamize them.

Along with some ignorant folk most of them are now angling for grazing areas and a corridor through the entire federation. These grazing areas will in future become Fulani settlements, later communities and finally local government areas with elected officials.
If you think I am being alarmist look towards the once beautiful and serene Middle Belt state of Plateau.

The exact same thing happened in Jos.

Therefore, it will not be farfetched to conclude that the Fulani herdsmen are pawns in an agenda to overrun all towns in Nigeria! So that we will have emirs in Owerri, Enugu, Benin, Agatu,Wukari, Abeokuta and other towns where FG creates "grazing reserves" for Fulani herdsmen!

If Yunfa didn't accommodate Fodio and his warlike immigrants from Futatoro, Hausa sarkis would be ruling today in the north!

And if Afonja didn't conspire with Alimi, a Yoruba kingdom would not have been ruled by Alimi's offspring till today!

It is a subtle continuation of the 1804 Fulani jihad by the fully-armed and protected Fulani herdsmen with an age-old agenda to overrun and Islamize the whole of Nigeria very quickly.

I will end this with what someone rightly said- "The grazing bill is not an attempt to solve the problem, it's a subterfuge to progress the agenda"

It's an age-old political strategy really- ..create a problem, come up with a "solution" that advances the cause, and then give it a legal backing.
Make it look like a win-win situation.

Be as wise as serpents....
-Copied
Wow

We are ignorant of our history
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:58pm On Jan 16, 2018
veekid:
Barca signed a new player; news from a reliable source
New player huh
Unless na for Barca B that one go enter

I don't think we have any target aside that Brazilian Arthur and it seems we don even calm down to sign am because we no too need am sef.

It's unlikely we have signed another player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:07pm On Jan 16, 2018
Mcleo007:
Trust me, they did. They brought on a competitive edge in the squad making everyone buckle up and prove themselves. Such mental edge is what wins the team trophies at the end od the season.
I laugh in Swahili cheesy

They have done nothing for now


Stop hyping their contributions

So na them make messi Suarez and paulinho dey score goal abihuh




Dembele and coutinho are the ones that need to buckle up and prove themselves.

This is BARCELONA not some random fucking club

Coutinho and dembele no reach to make our players buckle up.
PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Indicates Interest To Run For President In 2019 by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:01pm On Jan 16, 2018
Bibidear:
I will vote and campaign for him......he is the one Nigeria needs
same here

he is better than buhari and atiku combined
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Financial Assistance To Sort Her Medical Bills by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:23am On Jan 16, 2018
izywzy:
Or this FirstBank acct 3073946417. May God bless all of you. #hnn
I sent you a little something
CrimeFulani Gunmen Attack Ibi In Taraba, Kill Traditional Ruler by ClumsyFlimsy(op): 10:13am On Jan 16, 2018
Justin Tyopuusu, Jalingo

Armed Fulani men on Monday evening attacked Karmen community in Ibi local government area of Taraba State and killed a local traditional ruler.
The caretaker chairman of Ibi local government council, Hon. Bala Bako , confirmed the attack and killing in a telephone interview with our correspondent in Jalingo .
Bako told our correspondent that the Fulani gunmen struck when the people of the community gathered for a security meeting .
“ We have some security challenges in Ibi and we have been making efforts to ensure that ethnic groups in our domain accommodate and live in peace with one another.
“ The Chief of Ibi also set up a committee which has been meeting to find solution to the security challenges , and it was in one of the meetings that the Fulani gunmen attacked and killed the traditional ruler.
“ They gathered and were waiting for us for the security meeting when suddenly armed Fulani men emerged and started shooting . The local chief was killed during the attack , using Fulani sticks , by the attackers , ” he said .
The Caretaker Chairman who said he mobilised security men who went and evacuated the corpse said , one person was arrested in connection with the killing and investigation into the attack was ongoing .
Speaking on the killing of eight other persons in Gishiri and Dooshima villages and one other at Danwaza village a week ago , Bako said the killers were the Fulani gunmen who attacked the neighbouring Benue State in Logo and Guma local government areas .
“ We share border with Benue and Nasarawa states and most times these Fulanis crossed from Nasarawa , attack and go back , but we are trying to close all the routes they are using to cross and attack us .
“ The killing in Dooshima and Gishiri around Sarkin Kudu were done by those people who attacked Benue . On their way back to Nasarawa , they killed anyone they met on the way , ” he said .
It could be recalled that attacks on several communities across Taraba in the past weeks left at least 68 people dead in Lau , 11 in Wukari and 6 in Gassol local government areas of the state .
http://punchng.com/armed-fulani-men-attack-taraba-community-kill-traditional-ruler/

PoliticsRe: FG To Stop Workers Salaries Over Payroll System Default by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:41am On Jan 16, 2018
LionDeLeo:
Abeg make ministries comply na. If there are no ghosts workers, what stops them from complying with this simple instruction.
Very soon una go stop dey receive bmc stipend
cheesy
PoliticsRe: FG To Stop Workers Salaries Over Payroll System Default by ClumsyFlimsy:
Jonathan was clueless
But buhari is a complete failure


Nigeria has gone to the cows

Stupid news everyday

PoliticsRe: DSS Tries To Arrest Pastor Isa Elbuba Over His Video On Buhari, Fulani Herdsmen by ClumsyFlimsy:
Ijaya123:
Your President is Fulani.
Your IG of police is Fulani.
Your Army Chief is Fulani.
Your Air force Chief is Fulani.
Your DSS Chief is Fulani.
Your Interior Minister is Fulani.
Your Defence Minister is Fulani.
Your National Security Adviser is Fulani.
The entire security architecture of the country are in the hands of the Fulani's!!!
And you are still wondering why the marauding Fulani herdsmen cannot be stopped!!!

Then We are in more serious trouble than we can imagine.
May God deliver us.

#Copied
I am proudly atheist
But I must say that most Christians are really ignorant and dumb especially the middle belt/ northern Christian population And the South western Christian population.

Jihad is on going but Christians don't know
Fulani never attack any Muslim settlement or state. They are simply after Christians. The Christians in taraba,benue, christian parrs of kaduna, adamawa,plateau are targets yet them no wan open their eyes. Islamisation agenda is on going in states like osun, ogun , some parts of ebonyi and some parts of enugu and imo. Make una thank in a god for strong men like fayose of ekiiti, obiano of anambra and almost all South South governors state.
This Fulani come and kill in the night and vamoose. They can choose to kill at will and they will go Scot free. They have the backing of the federal government. And if you speak against them you are in trouble. in fact they might even assassinate you if you aren't lucky

Fulani have sophisticated weapons. They have successfully equipped themselves with advanced training. They own this country.
This safety of this country is in their hands

Nigeria is doomed
I wonder what 2019 holds for us


Nigerian pastors needs to wake up and arm their congregation
This are dangerous times
Christians need to wise up



Next year election still belongs to a Fulani Muslim
Either Fulani atiku win or Fulani buhari win

Enough is enough

Christians make una wise up
PoliticsRe: DSS Tries To Arrest Pastor Isa Elbuba Over His Video On Buhari, Fulani Herdsmen by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:10am On Jan 16, 2018
If you know you voted for buhari


it's either you are ignorant or you are a fool


Jonathan was clueless but believe me; he was never a tribalist nor a religious extremist like buhari.

Buhari is a tyrant

Very soon dss go begin track us for nairaland when u speak against their master


Thunder fire anybody still supporting buhari
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:30pm On Jan 14, 2018
mehn mean this life is unpredictable o


who would believe paulInho that was initially ridiculed by almost all cules and other club fans has more league goals this season than any Madrid player including penaldo


8whooping goals

while penaldo has 4 bale also 4
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:20pm On Jan 14, 2018
Time to shatter the anoeta jinx
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:28pm On Jan 14, 2018
Nawa o... Wetinn we do real sociedadhuh


This team know how to win Barca at their home




Ev suppose start semedo for this kind match
And why start mumu Gomes, paulinho and rakitic all at oncehuh Them go just disorganise busquet
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 7 In Kaduna Village (Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:53pm On Jan 13, 2018
sarrki:
Seriously Baba failed on security issues
Seriously
I can't support him on this
Children are orphans now
This comment doesn't belong to sarrki

I repeat this is not sarrki
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:59pm On Jan 13, 2018
jonsnow92:
Sieten (Real Betis Coach) : Dani Ceballos wants to return to Betis. But it all depends on Madrid's decision of letting him go.





I'm trying so hard not to laugh..Same Ceballos that we were after but chose Madrid over Us..And on top of that signed a contract with 500M release clause..



Remain there, Another bullet doged just like Bellerin.
That bellerin own they sweet me

I never liked that guy. I just don't know why.

After watching some of semedo clips online; I knew I would prefer him to bellerin. Bellerin is overarated. He is just a speedster nothing more. And to think stupid arsenal demand almost 60 abi 70 for that bum is quite hilarious.


As u talk am "bullet ddodged" cheesy
PoliticsRe: Riot Ongoing In Makurdi, Benue State (Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:09pm On Jan 13, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:
A Retaliatory attack ongoing cry .. Those In Benue especially Wadata Area and Wurukum should please stay Indoors cry cry.....

Brb More Updates Loading........

3 people dead already
2 Wurukum
1 Wadata
Please wurukum and wadata are the tribes in benuehuh
PoliticsRe: Riot Ongoing In Makurdi, Benue State (Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:07pm On Jan 13, 2018
olihilistic:
Make dem sha no destroy all the brothels around Wadata and high-level area.
So na only brothel u care abouthuh

Ashawo Man cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:58pm On Jan 13, 2018
[s]
atheist5:
. Have you seen the article on messi charity foundation? am so disappointed at messi,all those money ,and his financial dealings are still greedy?, messi father is a greedy scum,and his son is a bloody slowpoke apart from football,just imagine this rubbish smh
[/s]
You are talking shit

Messi isn't the only athlete or footballer to engage in such. Reason why many footballers and even coaches have had tax fraud cases
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:55pm On Jan 13, 2018
SerVik:
http://vivabarca.net/xavi-real-madrid-dont-want-to-play-beautiful-football-like-barcelona/

Anybody seen this xavi interview making the rounds?

Between xavi, busquet and pique, one is going to become a very great Barcelona coach. These guys have extremely high IQ
When it comes to coaching; I had bet my money on xavi while pique could be president or a very important board member.
AgricultureRe: Pig Farmers Demand For Piggery Colonies by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:44pm On Jan 13, 2018
KushyKush:
Pig meat?

Throws up!
cheesy
Pork is quite delicious


I also had same mindset until I ate pork grin
AgricultureRe: Pig Farmers Demand For Piggery Colonies by ClumsyFlimsy:
Welcome development

Herdsmen are not the only animal farmers in this country. Most herdsmen are not even Nigerians; according to el rufai
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:30pm On Jan 13, 2018
BREAKING: Istanbul Basaksehir confirm the signing of Arda Turan from Barcelona


The deal for Arda Turan is a two-and-a-half year loan—Barcelona retain the right to sell the player to another club until his contract expires in 2020

it seems gomez ain't going no where for now but

Mascherano
Turan and hopefully rafinha
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Kill Kareowei, Dreaded Militant Leader Who Killed UK Man In Delta by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:13am On Jan 13, 2018
omenkaLives:
Why do they always have to strip their corpse? I don't understand the rational behind this practice. Just like people killing rats and dropping them by the roadside. sad

In addition, why do the Nigerian security forces tend to do all they can to expose themselves to sanctions and reprimands? The courts reserve the exclusive right to pronounce a suspected criminal a criminal and pass judgement on them- which court ordered that he be killed? Why show us pictures of him captured alive only to show us pics of his corpse later?

We have such a long way to go indeed.
Wow..omenka don dey get sense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:51pm On Jan 12, 2018
laPULGA:
who be dat giant?
our new boy yerry mina
Na him be our tallest player now
CelebritiesRe: Fela Kuti “Beast of No Nation” targeted at President Muhammadu Buhari by ClumsyFlimsy(op): 5:49pm On Jan 12, 2018
Respect to fela the man who saw the future. The man who understood buhari true identity



Na be outside- Buhari dey
.
Na craze man be dat
.
Animal in craze-man skin-i

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