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Awesome Information! So once you're done checking your eligibility, you can then find all the insitutions that have released Post-UTME forms for 2015 at http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/37730/post-utme-2015-list-of-schools-that-have-released-forms.html

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Trying to call JAMB? Very funny... Even when the this issue was not up, nobody picks. Their numbers simply don't work. Have you tried sending an email to UTMERegistration.info@jamb.gov.ng

CuteMaryJ:
I tried contacting Jamb with the phone numbers they gave, but you won't believe they switched off their phones. One of the calls was forwarded to a strange number but it was cut off immediately. We all have to stand together against this injustuce. Try calling these numbers:

08072522813
07031283713
08080116631
07031283662

shadowripper:
shadowripper:

Handle might be deceiving... lol

I noticed Nairaland's antispam bot no dey stop female profile na him make me register female own.. lol

shalomm:
"I no say no be girl u be when u say 10 years experience and u come mention analyst. "

i just don't wanna drag it that is wht i said its cool for a lady.

Oga Shalomm, so you no wan talk again? HE's into ICT na.... lol

You go fear "Pick Up" with Hotel Reservation.... Abi them no get make up artists for those states?

The style or look of the front lights and grill.... Sometimes, I like to put a face to the ride. Usually like angry looking faces (Lights and grill)

Bye Sir... Hoping you'll be ready to take over as Nigeria's President sometime in the future when we call on you.

Whether they bring light or not, no difference. This type of power outage still occurs on a normal day so please don't attribute it to the lack of fuel or strike. Our power sector is just cursed.

BE811APP:
I have like $10 in diamond bank..

Can't wait for $1=N1

Its well

Then you will be left with N10

Hope all these trekkers will not reach Otuoke to an empty house.... Wish them well....

That's what you get when you don't wear seat belts...

Please take pictures now... very soon, he'll become very inaccessible as our Vice President. Congrats Sir...

Is the final result for presidency going to be by number of states won or by number of votes won?

Looking through the windows in the 2nd and the 4th pix, the environment has been Photoshopped to a plain background. The "Desperate Owner" also did that?

Is it the owner that washed it so clean and removed his plates? 100% Scam.

I think JEGA is giving out too much information on this election and voting process, in such a way that one can now easily determine how to ultimately rig the elections successfully.

You will definitely require your JAMB Result to gain admission using Pre-Degree in any school. Before purchasing the form, you will be asked to register for JAMB in that same year. The only option now would be to go for IJMB. As someone pointed out though, the registration was extended to 8th February. You should check back with the guy to know if he finally submitted your application.

Did you notice the guy sleeping just behind JEGA? The guy be like tortoise wey dem to knack akpako.... Lol....

Let's not get confused here... This is the Lit. in English syllabus for 2014 UTME. Please check for the updated syllabus for JAMB 2015 Lit. in English at http://myschool.com.ng/school/classroom/jamb-syllabus/literature-in-english/

I patronize them sometimes and my reason is because;
1. I don't want any strings attached
2. I want ensure I wear a condom and have safe sex. If it's a girl you're chyking, you really don't know how to get to use the condom and avoid the "you're using a condom with me?" question.
3. I want you to leave my house early next morning.
4. Though I don't treat them like dogs, I respect them like human beings, I like to have my styles too. Most even enjoy the sex pass me sef.

Software Developer: Always at home coding, with no social life...

You can send pix to my email: chachalister[at]yahoo.com

Please alert me here when the information has been sent.

Thanks.

calculusx:
All the options mentioned above (alloy,boot spoiler and co) comes with the Sport Trim but very scarce in LE Trim. I will advise you stick to either 05 or 06 Model because cost of clearing 07/08 Vehicle is a bit high. Will look for it and get back to you soon.

The sport trim is not an option. I don't like it one bit. We can look into the 2006 corolla LE Trim with the options (leather, alloy, boot spoiler). Thanks.

Mr Calculus, I've been following you closely and seriously looking to acquire a clean titled 2006 toyota corolla LE with boot spoiler, alloy wheels, maroon red colour if possible. Please could you give me cost of getting this pre-ordered. If it wouldn't be a bother, can you also furnish me with prices for 2007 and 2008 models. If you have pictures of actual vehicle, it may speed up decision making.

THanks.

tinkinjow: One would have expected that by now government would've identified the aircraft the victim came with as well as all the passengers and crew on that flight, traced them to their various locations and take the necessary medical actions.
Anyone in contact with the victim while here should not be left out

Just what I was thinking... But then again, all passengers of that flight shouldn't have left the airport in the first place.... The only thing Nigerians know is to shout "God Forbid" in these kind of situations.

Yeah, I know we should always pray that the situation is not true but it doesn't mean we should just neglect the fact that Ebola could actually be spreading in Lagos.

Suppose the Liberian man had spread the virus to his partner on the plane? Suppose the spread happened while boarding? Suppose the said passenger didn't show any signs of the virus within that short period of contacting it...

Let's use our heads.... What's the way forward from here.... Doctor's attention needed here.... Oops, they're on strike.

The last I know, Mr Inspired, you were going to send me options to choose from. You sent me just one and I wasn't comfortable with it. I've not heard from you since then even after all my replies. Is my deal too small?

inspiredm: Thanks for the mail Sir

We Can do a Very Clean 2006 Toyota Corolla LE With Alloy Wheels and Boot Spoiler for1.750m Naira.

No Accident, No Salvaged and Comes with 6 Months Warranty

Cheers
Inspired

At this point, we'll need to negotiate on this. I'll give you a call in the morning so we can proceed.

inspiredm: Thanks for the Enquiry Sir

2005 - 2008 Toyota Corollas dont come With Leather Interior from the Manufacturer, We can do After market Leather Interior.

Also Only the S Models Comes standard with Alloy Wheels and Rear Spoiler.

Fixing the Leather Seats, Alloy Wheels and Boot Spoiler will cost about $1,000.

2006 Toyota Corolla LE is 1.7m

2007 Toyota Corolla LE is 1.850m

2008 Toyota Corolla LE is 1.950m

Cheers
Inspired

Thanks for your response sir, I hope we'll be able to finalize this as quickly as possible.
After due consideration and the level of use to be put into the car, I've decided to ditch the leather interior for the cloth. However, I will stick with the alloy wheels and boot spoiler. So Considering that we're ditching the leather and the wheels will be traded in, I expect the price for the fixes to be a lot less.

I will therefore settle with a 2006 low mileage corolla LE with the alloy wheels and only rear spoiler. Please let me also know if collapsible side mirrors can be traded in for the fixed one. There are better deals but for some reason, I prefer to work with you. Please give me your final cost for this so we can move forward. I can assure you of another deal in the nearest future.