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 Politics › Re: Fayose To Buhari: Devalue Naira Now, Forex Policy Short-changing Nigerians by coachwilcox(m): 7:43pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Mr David Ahmed Okoro started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6am. While his teapot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his clipper (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE IN THE USA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN job... At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Mr David Ahmed Okoro decided to relax for a while. He put on his slippers (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA), while fiddling with his mobile phone (MADE IN SOUTH KOREA), and then wondered why he cant find a good paying job in... NIGERIA. He felt achy and sore in his left kneel, he decided to take one tablet of his TRAMADOL TABLETS (MADE IN BANGLADESH) to relieve the pain. Lying down on his bed and wondering why NIGERIAN External Foreign Reserve has depleted to under $ 28billion which has translated to free fall depreciation of Nigerian NAIRA to US DOLLAR at PARALLEL MARKET....... Fellow Nigerians, let's us start producing, let us start buying made in NIGERIA goods If our economy is to grow and create better jobs. How can a country like Nigeria be importing toothpick, cutting bud, cotton wool, matches, rubber band e.t.c? And we complain at d same time that there is no jobs for our teeming youths? The situation is even pathetic now when you see Nigerians ( in Lagos) prefer Cotonou garri to that of Ijebu, buy cotonou pineapple and they say it is better than that of Nigeria. That is why frozen foods will be exported to Cotonou from farms like that of obasanjo repacked and imported back to Nigeria because they know Nigerians always prefer made in outside Nigeria goods . That is why you will see an expatriate renumeration will be juicy than that of his Nigeria counterpart even if that Nigerian is more certificated than d expatriate ( This also happen in government parastatals). Any nation that import majorly foreign made goods/ services rather than producing their own are hurting its people.... When we keep importing foreign made products into Nigeria, we keep importing poverty into our country and exporting jobs abroad... Let's go back to the land to grow and patronise MADE IN NIGERIA products... PLEASE SHARE FREELY TO ENLIGHTEN ALL NIGERIANS. 19 Likes 3 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed Before??? Share Your Experience. by coachwilcox(m): 7:14am On Feb 16, 2016 |
pappilo:LWKMD. Dem nearly try this one for me one time. I just laff as the guy say make I begin set money. |
| Romance › Re: My Heart Has Been Torn Apart! by coachwilcox(m): 11:15am On Feb 13, 2016 |
Oh. And one more thing. The beautiful ones are not yet born. Dude. In 5 years when the 17 year old babes become 22/23, you go ask yourself why you dey worry yourself over one babe all that time past. Cause then, hawt girls go dey flock you when you get thay well paying job. Relax and cheer up bro. Me na beer I use die the pain sha. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Heart Has Been Torn Apart! by coachwilcox(m): 11:04am On Feb 13, 2016 |
Ive been in a similar situation before although I had a well paying job, despite doing my best to elevate this babe, she left me as soon as things began to look up for her. Where you goofed is where you got her a well paying job despite her not being your wife. There's a limit to what you should do for a woman who's not your wife. As soon as you feel impelled to do it, wife her immediately or use belle hol her down. No amount of begging will bring her back cause to her, you're not her level any more. It's either a woman loves you for who you are or she doesn't. She loved you cause you were seemingly above her in level. Just move on and leave her. She will regret it and honesty, most guys who never came for her when she was nothing and are now coming for her when you made her something usually end up not loving her as deeply as you did and she will always feel empty for the rest of her life. 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: Naira Drops To 313.5 As Dollar Shortage Persists by coachwilcox(m): 8:14pm On Feb 10, 2016 |
Nigerians are indeed daft and too stupid to see beyond their nose in most matters in their own country. Last 3 weeks I bought a KLM ticket to London for 800 dollars. I paid 160k into Zenith Bank to secure same ticket. That's because the airlines are using CBN rate. If I'd gone to the aboki to buy 800 usd, I'd have spent 240k or thereabout. My point is, the rate being announced is actually the parallel market rate which shouldn't be more than 10 to 20 naira above the CBN rate. However, the BDCs are profiting on speculation and funding importation of banned items we can produce in nigeria. This driving the rate way above the cbn rate. You don't grow your economy to compete with Asia or Europe by importing what you can produce. Those crying foul about the exchange rate are those ruining the economy and making it import dependent. Since Customs are not successfully screening and seizing banned items, the best way is to starve the illegal importers from forex to kill the economy further. Next focus I want PMB to face is Seme border and the massive inflow of items from port novo which are largely banned. If Naija will be great, we must feel the pinch. |
| Romance › Re: Why You Should Marry A Working Lady by coachwilcox(m): 11:47am On Jan 29, 2016 |
4. She Has A 'better' View On What She Need In Her Man. [/b] She has met numerous kinds of guys, so her taking you is more of her "last resort". Having dated "many guys", you're one fortunate dude! You can't count on an undergraduate that much. She still has numerous decisions to make: Uni, Masters, NYSC, Workplace, etc. Oh, men! This is the one that is even a reason why i will not want to end up with her. You mean to say after sampling many bad boys and giving her body on a platter to rough riders, as soon as late twenties and early thirties begin to creep on, she becomes desperate so she accepts me as a last resort while still wishing she had ended up with many of the bad boys she gave in to stupidly. Bull crap!!!! |
| Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why Travellers Are Turned Back Or Refused Entry At The Port Of Entry by coachwilcox(m): 7:29pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
The problem most people have is inferiority complex, lack of confidence and lack of naturalness. Some people are also too dumb to do basic things by themselves. Hotel booking. Dem no fit do them self despite having MasterCard or Visa card. To book flight na problem. Everything na agent. To fill jamb or waec form na problem. Everything has to be done for them. Once someone like immigration officers at airport begin question dem, stammering go start. These guys are trained to watch human behavioral attributes of tense and lying people. Then they pull you aside and wahala don start. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why Travellers Are Turned Back Or Refused Entry At The Port Of Entry by coachwilcox(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
BadSamaritan:Na lie joor. I don pass there countless times. Frequent traveler on KLM. Na Schipol easy pass. You try Frankfurt make you know. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Ways Men Can overcome the act of Philandering. by coachwilcox(m): 7:46am On Jan 12, 2016 |
6. Stay away from marrying a lady who has dated a married man before. Believe me when I say what goes around comes around. Any lady who does not value the sanctity of marriage and opens her legs for a married man will definitely have her own husband slept with. Therefore, fellas, always ask your potential wife to be if she has ever slept with a married man before because if she has, you will be fulfilling your part of the payback loop. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When She Asked Of A Tablet by coachwilcox(m): 1:23am On Dec 27, 2015 |
eleko1:Are you a witness? |
| Family › Re: Immigration Officer’s Wife Battered For Shunning Love Advances by coachwilcox(m): 11:43am On Dec 18, 2015 |
This story is full of inconsistency and half truths which can only lead to some conclusions. 1. The lady was dating the man before and tried to stop. The man refused and lured her to the hotel which she was well aware of. As soon as he tried to chop the kongo she refused again. Perhaps her tonga was too sweet for the man to resist and he just wanted to taste one more time. Forced her and she sent a message out to punish the man. She also denied being raped to avoid the stigma and save her marriage with her husband who had been worried about her whereabouts. 2. The man had been asking her out and spending money on her. She continued accepting his gifts and money until he wanted the honey pot. She refused but kept eating his money. Eventually he lured to the hotel which she knew where he was taking her but as soon as he wanted to chop the fruit of his spending she began resisting. So he decided to force his way and she lied just to keep her marriage that he never raped her. PS. Some hotels have no sign boards to ensure secrecy and clandestine affairs/sex romps so it's not impossible there was no sign but there definitely would have been a reception, bar, staff etc. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by coachwilcox(m): 9:29pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
[quote author=doveda post=40820238][/quote]The fact that you chose to insult my mum means you're probably gonna end up like Mrs Campbell very soon. Saucy untrained girl. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by coachwilcox(m): 9:27pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
doveda: 1 Like |
| Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by coachwilcox(m): 9:19pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
doveda:And you b1@ch are dumb. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by coachwilcox(m): 8:50pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
The most queer thing about these kinda women including the ones posting here supporting the woman is that they'd torture, burn, torment, beat and nearly kill their house helps, salesgirl, husbands niece or nephew, step child and even their own kids in the same manner it will cry all sorts of cry if na hubby do am to wife. |
| Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by coachwilcox(m): 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
That's why when I smell drama queens from a distance and skanks I waka far. Id rather be single and happy than marry a querulous, insolent, disrespectful, stubborn, insubmissive, lazy, loose, impatient, proud, feminist, crazy woman. They're the type who keep pushing you to the wall over and over again and expecting that as a "real man" you need to control yourself and walk away. As if they are real women I don't condone violence against women but when I see that you're the type to push me to the max , I free you. That's why I'm a P.I.M.P. My girls beg me to stay with them I become like a drug to them and they can't do all this ish. 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by coachwilcox(m): 7:18pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
Mrs Campbell: What about the iPhone 6+ I asked for? Mr Campbell: But you know I lost my job and just paid school fees. Mrs Campbell: I said it. You're not a real man. Can't take care of me and your dick is even small. Mr Campbell: *picks up car key to leave* Mrs Campbell: Where are you going? *smashes car key and phone on the ground* " Useless man. This pregnancy I'm carrying is for your MD and our first child is for my ex based in the US. Those are real men" Mr Campbell: B!+€H!!! Gbam 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Sugabelly Alleged Rape: A Pure Case Of Blackmail, Intimidation And Lies by coachwilcox(m): 10:46am On Nov 28, 2015 |
Strange world |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by coachwilcox(m): 10:53am On Nov 11, 2015 |
For those of you who chose to pick on a couple of predictions and failings of some witnesses I leave this encounter Jesus had in his time on earth with the bolded being the emphasis. John 6: 49 till 71 ---Here is Jesus talking 49 Your forefathers ate the manna in the wilderness and yet they died. 50 This is the bread that comes down from heaven, so that anyone may eat of it and not die. 51 I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread he will live forever; and for a fact, the bread that I will give is my flesh in behalf of the life of the world.” 52 [b]Then the Jews began to argue with one another, saying: “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?” [/b]53 So Jesus said to them: “Most truly I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in yourselves. 54 Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has everlasting life, and I will resurrect him on the last day; 55 for my flesh is true food and my blood is true drink. 56 Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood remains in union with me, and I in union with him. 57 Just as the living Father sent me and I live because of the Father, so also the one who feeds on me will live because of me. 58 This is the bread that came down from heaven. It is not as when your forefathers ate and yet died. Whoever feeds on this bread will live forever.” 59 He said these things as he was teaching in a synagogue in Ca·per′na·um. 60 When they heard this, many of his disciples said: “This speech is shocking; who can listen to it?” 61 But Jesus, knowing in himself that his disciples were murmuring about this, said to them: “Does this stumble you? 62 What, therefore, if you should see the Son of man ascending to where he was before? 63 It is the spirit that is life-giving; the flesh is of no use at all. The sayings that I have spoken to you are spirit and are life. 64 But there are some of you who do not believe.” For Jesus knew from the beginning those who did not believe and the one who would betray him. 65 He went on to say: “This is why I have said to you, no one can come to me unless it is granted him by the Father.” 66 Because of this, many of his disciples went off to the things behind and would no longer walk with him. 67 So Jesus said to the Twelve: “You do not want to go also, do you?” 68 Simon Peter answered him: “Lord, whom shall we go away to? You have sayings of everlasting life. 69 We have believed and have come to know that you are the Holy One of God.” 70 Jesus answered them: “I chose you twelve, did I not? Yet one of you is a slanderer.” 71 He was, in fact, speaking of Judas the son of Simon Is·car′i·ot, for this one was going to betray him, although he was one of the Twelve. I think I will take my chances with Jehovah's organisation despite a couple of scriptural misunderstandings and predictions but with accurate knowledge and evidence of the Holy spirit guiding the work THAN with those who purportedly worship God yet 1. Enforce tithing and fly around in private jets and set up private schools members cannot afford. 2. Bless troops to go and kill fellow catholics, protestants and etc 3. Endorse gay marriage 4. Introduce unbiblical doctrines like purgatory, limbo, venerate saints, worship mary 5. Leaders who jerry curl their hair and live luxurious lifestyles while members are in abject poverty 5. Frolick with world and political leaders. etc As for those who accuse some witnesses of misconduct, your line of reasoning is a complete fallacy of logic namely 1. Kemi cheats in exams 2. Kemi is a student of UNILAG 3. Therefore all students of UNILAG cheat in exams. That is complete illogical reasoning and I will not subscribe to the posters who keep saying that they know one JW who did this or that to describe the entire association of brotherhood. One out of 8 million plus  2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witnesses: 17 Facts People Should Know About Them by coachwilcox(m): 10:30am On Nov 11, 2015 |
| Celebrities › Re: "Yvonne Said Nigerians Are Useless And silly": Man Accused Of Assaulting Actress by coachwilcox(m): 11:43pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
AzontoGhost:Lol. With 10000 naira I go live fine for days in Nigeria. With 100 cedis I can barely get by in a day. Fuel like 50 cedis. Boys Boys 15 cedis. 3 Club beer 15 cedis. Shashiwowo 20. Money don finish. I never buy water tanker and ECG credit o. Chai. Even my dstv subscription dey increase every month. Shit gayna. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: "Yvonne Said Nigerians Are Useless And silly": Man Accused Of Assaulting Actress by coachwilcox(m): 11:17pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
That's a naija blood for you. He drop him number. Your kokonsa ends by shouting on the radio and Anas taping secret videos. Come out and perform like a man. Na lie. Na why all these naija boys dey run things for una country. Na the same kokonsa dey drive una to HIPC. Naija go soon cut gas over $100m unpaid debts. Dumsor will start. Blue skies and other companies laying off. Dollar playing Maradona on cedis. Chai. Ghana. I pity the country. 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: "Yvonne Said Nigerians Are Useless And silly": Man Accused Of Assaulting Actress by coachwilcox(m): 11:13pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Abeg make person give Wallace a medal abeg. Jiggaman and Oxygen. The guy don Throw the gauntlet. Respond make dem chop your eye tonight. Una dey fear? 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Before You Send Your Daughter To A University In Ghana, Please Read This. by coachwilcox(m): 1:49am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Well. Im a Nigerian living in Ghana and I will post some facts here. 1. Most of the Nigerian students living here are of the Ego, Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers and so stock. Passing JAMB is hard so they resort to the private mushroom universities here. 2. There's a clear distinction between the UGs, KNUST, UCC and all the other government universities Vs the useless money spinning and admission standard lowering private universities that Ghana is full of. It's a national scam. Ghanaians are charged 2000 cedis tuition. Foreign students (read Nigerians) are charged 2000 dollars. 2000 dollars is 8000 cedis. Ghanaian govt gets their tax and everyone is happy. 3. These mushroom universities in a bid to attract fees and revenue reduce admission standards. You can get admitted with just three credits as long as you sit for the rest before graduation 4. These teenagers with raging hormones are suddenly set free because whence they'd have stayed home for a year or two to mature and with UME /PCE wahala, suddenly they have freedom. 5. Add the fraudster Nigerians in Ghana popularly known as sakawa with plenty money to splash and little or no monitoring it's a recipe for disaster. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Revealed: 10 Avoidable Reasons Why MOST Marriages Fail... by coachwilcox(m): 12:12pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
The reason why many marriages are failing is the rise of feminism plus the abandonement of biblical and traditional values. |
| Celebrities › Re: Timaya's Alleged Rape Victim, Shella_b Releases Hospital Rape Report by coachwilcox(m): 11:45am On Aug 01, 2015 |
The movie Fifty shades of Grey on my mind. Very soon our artists and stars go begin carry consent form up and down wherever dem dey go. Before you start to give me head, please sign here The dumb oloshos no go kuku read am. Dem go just sign. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Timaya's Alleged Rape Victim, Shella_b Releases Hospital Rape Report by coachwilcox(m): 11:43am On Aug 01, 2015 |
thorpido:Bro. Here lies the problem. The process of handling the case usually involves an arrest and bond for the accused. Payment of said bail bond then appearance in courts. Engaging a good defence attorney who bill by the hour in the US and multiple testimonies and counter testimonies. Do you think this is a CSI movie where some magnifying glasses and dna will prove Timaya innocent or guilty? The time wasted and costs involved (the prosecution will be the district attorney by the way paid by the state) will wreck the dude. I personally think the lady willingly did him and tried to blackmail the guy and failed so she resorted to destroying him in the USA. This is why we Africans need to abandon the white man's ways and face the traditional ways we knew which brought sanity to our society. Just carry the olosho and the egberi Papa 1 to okija shrine and swear. The liar go begin confess at the entrance of the shrine. 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Buy An Iphone Instead Of An Android by coachwilcox(m): 7:04pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
Sony Xperia Z3 beats the iPhone 6 and Samsung galaxy S6 any day. |
