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Romance / Re: The Genesis of Bestiality: How Eve Slept With A Snake by cobi11: 4:35pm On May 01, 2022
Point of correction..The Serpent was not having 4 legs..but 2..it could stand erect..and talk..it was the closest creature to Man..hence it could impregnate the woman.Scriptures says Now the Serpent was more Subtle than any of tbe beasts of the field the LOrd had made... Take note of the Word Subtle..check out its original meaning..
If o e does not observe catefully one sill be tempted to believe its human..but it was a beast..
There You go..thats the missing link brtween Man and the Beadt that Science is trying to Prove..something of the order of the Neanderthals

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Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor Celebrates Her Daughter, Chioma On Her Birthday (Photos) by cobi11: 2:21am On Dec 18, 2021
Hahahahahahahahaa..
Ol Boy You just made my Day.
You too funny I swear..Hahahahahahahahaa

pyyxxaro:
Spitting resemblance


See as them resemble those Jamaicans when don smoke excess Bournvita undecided

See the Bald head naa , last last she go still Wicked like .................... undecided




Quote me and watch Olumo rock fall on ur goat testes cool
Romance / Re: Should I Leave My State & Settle In My Fiance's State by cobi11: 6:50pm On May 27, 2021
For the time been i advise you relocate..
When God blesses you both and enlarge your coast you can move to any city you like.
Happened yo me and my fiancee then..i moved from warfi to Bauchi but today we are in Ph because i got a much much better and lucrative job..she sef had to resign to now reli ate again with me . OUR Family is established here


BossJamal pos t=102075589:

Bros move ur ass to Ekiti pls...drop our men ego and join ur wife to start up a good family fully prepared financially. Forget about what pple will say, dem go talk ,dem go tire and they go finally adjust.

The day money no enter for ur pos biz..wifey fit use her money go market cook small okra soup wey go last una two days. Abi u no lyk am like that?
She’s in govt u are in biz..equation balanced. As she’s also in govt...she can also be saving to help set her side biz with that you guys will be comfortable because there’s nothing as sweet as having multiple streams of income...d day Ekiti govt go owe dem for months she is not worried because she’s in her shop selling, d day pos no pay...u are covered. Se ti gbo?


Mind u I never see where POS biz no dey move except na one typical village wey ur wife dey. Move to Ekiti..u yourself rent a modest house and start life anew. Keep ego aside...Nigeria is somehow now
Travel / Re: Relocation From Abuja To Jos City by cobi11: 10:59am On May 04, 2021
My Guy i give you one good advice you will thank me when you don dey seethe benefits,.Relocate Down South..come to Ughelli Delta State.
see the Future, 2 hrs to PH, to Warfi 20 Mins..Accomodation, food etc all cheapest..And your Profession will expose you to Bigger cpys in Warri and PH. Think about it oo.
xristos:
I have done my findings I just but ofcourse no one has the monopoly of knowledge..kindly share your thoughts.

lived all my.life in lagos till.2014.Abuja since then...but thinking about Jos.
I'm 36, IT professional n married with 2 kids...wife not really working. i currently work in an ingo that also gas field offices includin Jos...but my salary isnt that interesting to make me that comfortable in abuja considering the bills on my neck.
we stay in a 1BR apartment in one of the villages (chika precisely) in abuja and pays abt 370 yearly.

ive visited Jos more than 5 times and i keep loving it more in each visit...Rayfield and surroundings to be precise...calm, weather friendly, fresh n affordable food, my salary wud get me a comfortable 2BR flat... navigation to/from abuja is jst 4hrs..so i feel i can apply for a relocation to our field office in jos..or at worst work from abuja and travel weekends.

i dont intend living anywhere outside Jos south/Rayfield environs

as a family man...i find it most suitable to relocate there..most esp for the sanity n good environment for my children's growth -stressfree of going to school in abuja, the hot sun, bad electricity, havin to wake up to fan my.kids at night (ofcos i have Generator)..i stay in a noisy compound that dosnt befit me..many fake foods n fruits in abuja, ..i wonder if its the same Nigeria...but Jos looks like a greener pasture for me.
waduyu think??
Romance / Re: My Girl Replied Her Ex Boyfriend's Compliments Of The Season. Now She's Begging by cobi11: 11:15am On Dec 21, 2020
Another Simp Identified..
neighbourhud:
For me, i will advice the girl to run for dear life. You sound convincingly, a jealous and insecure tyle.

Bro, you are the problem, not her. Work on yourself.

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Romance / Re: My Girl Replied Her Ex Boyfriend's Compliments Of The Season. Now She's Begging by cobi11: 9:56am On Dec 21, 2020
Bros presently for this our Country, which woman nor get EX,..? Even You You be EX of someone.
The Issue is if she respects her present relationship since the guy had made it clear to her what he wants and what she shouldnt do..she she respect her current relationship and conform or else quit and go back to the EX.
Some sIMPS DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HER Actions..They will even be discussing nasty things with her about her ex..which kind style he dey give her, what does He do to make her happy like the Ex etc..

RisenPhoenix1:
@op alone.

Your present actions are correct, though you made an earlier mistake by trying to marry a woman with an ex. Never marry a woman with an ex, and if they try to guilt trip you by calling you insecure, mistrustful, low esteemed, thank them. Still, never marry a woman with an ex.

Oh, and lest you fall for the same trick, they never block the exes they really fall for. They'll befriend them on FB, twitter and everywhere, and they'll memorise their phone numbers by heart so that they can pretend to delete the numbers from their phones if the marital pressure gets too much. But they'll never stop communicating with them. And they'll jump back together into bed the first chance they get. Then you enter the realm of paternity fraud, DNA testing and all that mind wasting rubbish. And as a man, you need to focus on your career and business, not on all that ISH. So once more, don't marry a woman with an ex. It's not worth it.

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Romance / Re: My Girl Replied Her Ex Boyfriend's Compliments Of The Season. Now She's Begging by cobi11: 9:29am On Dec 21, 2020
You are absolutely correct Brother..
A friend of mine told me of His experience one certian time. She was Married, He didnt know because there were in the university and her Husband was in One Afriican country like that..When he found out he was mad at himslf..but she visited him to apologise and from last Hug the thing enter last kiss.into Romance..My guy get luck say a neigbour just come knock the door to collect salt if not ..He for straff the Babe..One need to know His or her Limits
JONSYN7154:
You see these words "my ex is not my enemy " has destroyed so many marriage and relationship.

Exes are biggest threat to every relationship and marriage, yes they are not your enemy but they are something one needs to avoid then if you two meets by chance then you can greet ,gist and walk away.

Many women with such mentality "my ex is not my enemy "therefore I want to go to his place and invite him to my wedding, from there" can I get a last hug?

That was how they ended up in bed, from ordinary hug it turned to kissing, this is how many married woman got pregnant for their exes.

Many will be saying that they are matured spiritually to handle such, but forgot what the Bible said in 1 Corinthians 10:12 ...


Men on the other hand usually have the same mentality too, she is just a friend this and that...they forgot most times we fall in love with someone you didn't intend falling in love with by simply spending time with them, it may start as casual friends ,colleague e.t. c by spending time together you start seeing the beautiful qualities of the person that you don't know, from there intimate feeling can start building up.

When you are in a relationship/marriage you should respect your spouse feelings, and stop all this "we are just friends.

Yes that you are married or in a relationship doesn't mean you aren't allowed to make friends but know your limits..

Have this in mind �
What a man doesn't want to eat he shouldn't take it close to his nose, because the nice aroma might be tempting to resist ��

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Politics / Re: China Approves Loan For $2.6 Billion AKK Gas Pipeline by cobi11: 9:43am On Dec 16, 2020
osusuallstars:
Where will the gas come from ?

SOUTH SOUTH OF COURSE..
Politics / Re: EndSARS: "Secret Meeting" With Emefiele, Dangote Amplifies Confusion In Protests by cobi11: 1:37pm On Oct 14, 2020
Lekki444 My Guy..Correct Guy.. lol
lekki1444:
illuminati ass nigga with the hand signs

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Religion / Re: 'It Is About Microchips' – Chris Oyakhilome On Black Lives Matter Protests by cobi11: 12:42pm On Jun 28, 2020
Guy if you nor get something Serious to Say Keep Quiet..
Glorylynn:
Please someone should tell this man to stop using relaxer undecided
Religion / Re: 'It Is About Microchips' – Chris Oyakhilome On Black Lives Matter Protests by cobi11: 12:39pm On Jun 28, 2020
For those of You saying Rubbish about Pastor Chris Statements..One Day e go clear for una Eyes.. Same thing Happen to Noah for Bible..They called Him a Conspiracy Theorist..of which He was..But at the End He was Justified..




JojoAbeka:
BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTS NOT ABOUT RACISM BUT IMPLANTING MICROCHIPS – PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome of Christ Embassy Church has come out with a shocking allegation regarding the current protests which have rocked the world in the aftermath of the killing of George Floyd by police officers in USA.

Oyakhilome, who was in the news recently for falsely claiming the installation of 5G technology was connected to the coronavirus outbreak, stated that the ‘Black Lives Matter’ protests in USA were not about racism but a subtle ploy to implant “microchips” into citizens as a means of controlling them.

“It’s not about the guy that died; it’s not about ‘Black Lives Matter’,” Oyakhilome said in a program broadcast on LoveWorld titled ‘Global Day Of Prayer’.

“It’s part of the game. They want to come in with the alternative method for security – total control with microchips. That’s what it’s about,” he claimed, adding that police would be ‘disbanded’ and everyone would be forced to have a ‘microchip’ implanted into them.

“Look at the people rampaging on the streets – they are not black people… It is not about racism,” he asserted without any corroborating evidence.

Oyakhilome made several other disturbing allegations, insisting that the guidelines given by the government to reopen the church were not guided by science but rather an attack on the church.

“Wearing facemasks is dangerous for your health. How can we know this and prescribe it? I have told you of the dangers of social distancing. It’s inhuman… There is no science behind it,” he stated in the broadcast.

Oyakhilome described the ‘lockdown’ as illegal and said it was actually citizens getting ‘locked up’.

“The lockdown was wrong and, in most instances, illegal,” he continued. “The truth of the matter is around the world, we were imprisoned… It was house imprisonment.”

“This fraud must be judged by God,” the controversial pastor continued, claiming that many pastors were actually getting paid to advocate for the closure of churches to the governments.

“Go ahead. Build the concentration camps and call them isolation centres. Pay for them or get paid – because now you have a contract,” he said, warning that no Christian pastor should “profit” from the situation.

Pastor Chris further insisted that 'virtual prayer' could not replace physical laying on of hands, reiterating his recent statement that pastors should not be restricted from 'laying hands' on congregants when services resume.

Oyakhilome’s rhetoric in the aftermath of the coronavirus outbreak has become increasingly divisive and erratic, with many labelling him a ‘conspiracy theorist’.

The broadcast in which he made the allegations on Friday 26th June 2020 has since been removed from Oyakhilome's YouTube channel although other versions of it can still be viewed online.

SOURCE:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPbE-PMuVvU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWRYDxgM4Fs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K8pnzYzx4M

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Romance / Re: Yoruba Lady Shares Her Ordeal Meeting The Igbo Parents Of The Love Of Her Life. by cobi11: 1:17pm On Jun 05, 2020
Ourkitchenpalm:
It's just lack of understanding...

I'm Ibo but married to a Yeruba girl...

My colleagues then in UBA PLC we're against it...

My friends we're against it...

My pastor and brethren we're against it...

My own people in the village said I was too young to get married...

I even have to buy 406 Peugeot full option for my daddy to appears them.

I ignored them because:

1.The day my Manager told us that they're bringing a female staff for the branch(As I heard, for years no female staff in that branch). I just heard a voice: "that's your wife"...

2. I have been a virgin(no girl relationship). My younger ones even had girl friends in secondary schools...

NB: I never knew her tribe, age, color, height etc but I do know one thing... my wife will report in the next five working days...

When she resumed, I didn't like her...because she wore Jezebel materials...and I said: how could God gave me this kind of girl to marry ( Lagos girl that has opened eye finish). I thought she would dress like a deeper lifer.

Anytime my supervisor goes on leave, I do take over as the next in command. I always torment her life with my authority. So that, she would in turn hate me too. She was too patient. The more I command her the more she likes and respects me more than other staff members..
It took me about one year and six months before I proposed to her... she immediately resigned and we got married.

Today, she's more holy than me...We have 3 kids.

No man has the right to detect whom the fellow man marries ....Unless they're still feeding him.













if your story is true bro..i will say you really listened to the voice of God..
God bless your Home and Marriage.

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Romance / Re: A Secret Only A Few Know. by cobi11: 4:29pm On May 17, 2020
whats your whatsapp number ?
Gozbrown:
okay, bro...why not add me up on WhatsApp. I will answer all your questions
Romance / Re: A Secret Only A Few Know. by cobi11: 4:27pm On May 17, 2020
Guy please here is my whatsapp number 08150869932 ..i will like to know more about this.will be grateful if you can send me a message..
Elvisage:
Bro please I am sending u a pm now I really want to kw more abt this.
Romance / Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by cobi11: 4:14pm On Apr 09, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Boss abeg please if you get any Canadian babe please just link me up with her
I go Email you my WhatsApp contact
lolllll Bad Correct Guy..
Romance / Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by cobi11: 3:32pm On Apr 09, 2020
princetaiwo:
I live in Canada, I married my wife in Nigeria, now she as the custody of our 3 children,
She determines when and if I can see our children.
I pay her child support every month which is not a problem to me because I will still spend the money on my children if we are all still living together.
She takes all the child benefit(money) the government gives our children.
She almost destroyed me here.
I don't know my children day care.
The truth is that she caught me..........and I apologized but the freedom, independence and money make most of Nigerian women to brake their Home and later live a lonely life.
I NEVER slap or abuse my wife, that is what God use to save me.
If I may ask, do you think I will ever think of marrying a Nigerian woman here in Canada or come to Nigeria to pick a woman? NEVER

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, THERE ARE LOT OF HOOD WOMEN, NO MATTER WHAT; THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THEIR ROOT AND HOW THINGS ARE DONE
Bro Seriously ?? I am disappointed in your ex wife if truly your story is True..
Romance / Re: Talking About Age Difference, Which Age Difference Is Too Much For A Relationshi by cobi11: 3:35pm On Mar 28, 2020
Officialgarri:
3 years age difference is much ..... The girl will be like an underage to me even if she's over 25

It's either she's like 4 years older than I am or I'm only a year older...... I can manage 2 years.


you funny oo Bros..loll

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