MrCork:



Bro..u wait wait for her period to run out before u enter nah....or u wannto get her pregnant.WHY!!(no oofencse)

Does it give you erection when you troll ( no offence)

Nbote:
My broda na costs dey cut me now ooo

lol, abeg no gree o

ObalendeCMS:
The op's skull is filled with petroleum jelly.

Petroleum jelly kee you dia lol.
I was just conserned.
Just some random thought that just poped.

With the economic meltdown ravaging our nation, its quite normal that a lot of us will have to sacrifice some of our comfort, in order to cut cost.
Which begs the question,
"How are you cutting cost, with the present economic meltdown"?

I dont know how authentic your story is but, one thing is certain. "Reveng is best served chilled"

I'm sure cucumbers go rest this period.

Lol,
I went to get vaseline and some other stuffs at the mall yesterday.
And what i saw brought some unsual pleasant smile to my face.
Yea! On the body of my "blue seal" vaseline, was an unfamiliar price tag that reads #1500 lol.
Immediately, a funny thought crossed my mind,
"that is even to masturbate go cost this time around o lol"
I laughed, country hard no be lie. Even bad habit done dey cost lol.

Damn you and your 100k mahn.
Funny stuff is, a simp will still take the 100k and give away to an already made bitxxch on onlyfans damn.
Death to simps.
Spits*

muyico:
if is three storey building like d1 I'm living now! even to move my lodges up, I paid labour 10k

bro , i live in a storey .

DaddyRochie1642:



You're in a tight position, and the mattress will need enough air to dry which means you have to take it to an open airy place, chai!,

Raise your voice and seriously caution that girl of yours with all seriousness, let her hear it in your tone of voice that you will not tolerate such nonsense and shame, is that how she pisses on her own bed in her father's house?,

i tell you mahn you seem to get plight very well, like am in a damn tight corner.

biggy00000:

You will go far the moment you start caring less abt what pple will say

i get you mahn but, this is my reputation and perception on the line here.
Come on mahn!

My bed is totally drenched! Someone should give me a coded format on how to sundry this thing. And is this a health related issue?

DaddyRochie1642:
Why are you ashamed to take your mattress outside to dry, or is your mattress torn everywhere that you don't want your neighbours to see it


There shouldn't be a problem taking the mattress outside to dry, Unless you have been bragging about how rich you are and how you can feed people's generations with your small change

damn niggha.
Why are you talking as if you dont know that a bed with pee stains, is very easy to identify. How will people now see me.

Pls is this health related or outright wickedness?
I woke up to the feel of something wet. I didnt know that it was my sheets all covered in pee.
She was there just sleeping peacfully while my whole matrass was all drenched from her urine damn!.
How can a whole adult woman be bedwetting?
How do i take my matrass outside to sundry?
No! no! This is pure wickedness.

Nice one mahn ! Keep it coming. More grease.

If he asks this type of question the op is asking.

Do you know that, for most people, the gulf between them and their next level is pride

Damn!
The other day, on my way back from work, i stopped at the cleaners to get my white "jalabir" i left with them. My eyes dropped on some bundles of dirty clothes lying on the floor,amongst those piles i saw a duvet and bedsheets damn!
I was really pissed off.
In disgust i ask my cleaner, like far do people go with stuffs they send to you guys for cleaning damn!
To which he smiled and said " truth be told mahn, the future is bleak, do you know most people are so lazy,that they even send their panties/boxers for us"
I shiverd, indeed the future looks bleak.

I dont give a damn about your masculinity, or damn alpha/beta shit.
My question to you today is, " are you a winner"?
Yeah, can you beat your chest and say "yes i have done my best so far"?
I dont know what level in life you are right now, but am here to tell you today that there is more to you.
Your patner taste good but i tell you, living to your full potential in life taste better.
So am asking you today brothers, "what is holding you from your next level"?
If there is any human i detest most in life, " it will be, a satisfied man".
No zeal. No fire.
He is just satisfied damn !!.
I will tell how hard i go for the win,
Lets say we work in the same firn and you come to work before me.
Damn! I dont care whatever its gonna cost me, i will be at work by 4:30 am the next day.
Call me petty, i dont care but i know how far this lifestyle has brought me.
Wakeup mahn !!,
Its time to unleash that beast in you.
It's time to elevate to that next level.
Its beign a long time coming.

Follow this thread...

"Nothing". Therefore a man going into a relationship with a woman. Must better be prepared than a soldier going to battle....

Yes!,
You heard me right.
Maybe not all but, atleast a good amount of them.
Lol, i know yall already getting all heat'up under your collars.
Ye!, am damn right.
Like your politheifians will say, " there is no gain in peace".
Women have also adopted this concept.
For what is there to gain, in a peaceful relationship,
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING"
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Typing....

All i can say is, "they should avoid seeing the president for now, lest, anthony joshua's lot befalls on them"

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Ballzproblem2:
I misplaced my way come Nigeria, it's killing me slowly

lol bro chill, go and open your own church, make you too start to dey cash out.

I go first....
Back in the day, there is this drawer besides pops bed, where he usually leave us some change before leaving for work.
So one saturday i wanted to chill with the boyz in the hood. So i went to the drawer to out some notes but somehow, those notes looked weird. Any way i was a kid, what do i know.
All currency note, na note.
So i balled out with the notes.
As i went to my friend nosa's house so we could chill and maybe do other stuffs. Unfortunately nosa wasnt around but, his uncle was around, bro motiyan, a bus driver.
To cut long story short .
He took those bills from my hands, which i later got to know, where dollar bills ($600).
My pops nearly killed me that day lol.

Whats yourz?.....

Rathoreng:
By making photo album apps 4 graduates. I was in ss2 then. It was more than 1k though

mind sharing how you spent it? Hope you didnt spent it on ashana?

Wainey:
How person wan use remember how him take make his first 1k?
You no even talk 100k.

See of us made our first 1k in primary school, and we use am buy knockout

Its rear thing for a man not to remember the first time he was paid for a service he rendered.
Just like a woman saying she forgot her first kiss.
Its impossible.

rentAcock:
Working at a paint factory back in primary 5 - JSS2. I spent it all on sprint chewing gum, Goody Goody and those small satchet of very sweet condensed peak milk. I spent the rest buying knockout during Christmas period and dashing village people money.

lol, how can you be buying that much. you be santa clause? lol.
Goody-goody, damn brought some good memorise there, i feel you mahn.

Me, i earned my first 1k by serving as labour (ogba'aka) for borehole drillers, lol,
My main work was to move sand from the water channels, I didnt know what pushed me, naso i carry go jack "winch" only me. The next day i was promoted to a full "clamper" lol.
Borehole drillers can relate.
I was paid 2k though.
I used it for my project.

I no mean money wey person dash you o,

I know a thousand naira aint worth much to you right know, but a quick stroll down memory lane will get you really excited about how you felt the first time you held the sweet reward for your labour. The joy, the pain, euphoria, the feeling of adulthood. To say the least its must have been great for you back then.
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Which begs the question,
How did you earn your first one thousand 1k ?
And how did you spend it?

Nothing.
The moment i start having feelings,stron bond,connections to anything, i immediately disconnect.
For instance,
I~f i sense that i have eaten a lot withing the week, the following week becomes an all out fasting for me.
~Again ,If i notice i have been dressing flashy all through the week, the following week you will see me in taters.
~If i notice, that i am begining to love you, i take a break from you.
~ if i call you through out the week, i likely aint calling you next week.
Point is, any moment i realise that i'm begining to like a particular thing, thats the end of it.
A live a very catious and detailed life.