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It's festive season 🌲, and we all know it's a season of love and sharing 🎁.
This season is when we chill out and make our love felt by our Love ones or people who may some way or another have an impact in our lives,after the year's labour and toil.
Bosses give out gifts, employers give out bonuses, lovers
take each other out on spending spree's ,even mummy's and daddy's are not left behind in this gesture, as they always have something up their sleeves for their kids this time of year.
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With all the buzz and jingle's in the air, I decided to be part of it this year as began given out little packaged presents🎁 every now and then, to those I think deserved them.
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But, here's the gist.
I have this POS attendant how i normally give my cash to, to use in for business, by which at the of the day she forwards it to my account. Any business person in the house can relate to this.
The reason I took a personal interest in her was because, since I started handing her my cash I have never had any qualms with her.
She had sometimes jokingly asked me for handouts, and I most times playfully declined.

Naturally she quite falls under my rader, of recipients for my little "Christmas give away" package.
So when the time came last week, i had my present for her . I went to her small make shift shop just across my business place with some cash as usual, and the present I intended giving her.
I somehow noticed she was kinda looking more serious today.
First things first, I handed her the cash, but unlike before , after counting she usually says "thank you sir, I will send it later",
This time she said, "your charge is #500 naira " , with a straight face.
I was shocked to say the least, like she can't be serious.
With the cash scarcity and all , I now a couple of POS attendants who will literally give up an arm for the kind of cash💵 supply I give her.
Mind you, this are no small amounts of money.
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Woah!! I smiled, returned, gave her, her #500 naira charge, and as you all already guessed, I left with the present 🎁 I had for her as well.
She was oblivious of of it any way, but deep down I was kind of disappointed 😌😌😞.

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This begs the question,?🤔
Have you ever withheld a gift or a good deed you already had for someone?🤷

ATEAMS:
Lol...

We need a new bro code policy

Aswear,
Any suggestions?🤷
Drop am asap.

ATEAMS:
The head don clear...



Asin back to your sense don kick in

Mehn there's got to be a better way men can achieve this "head clearing" of a thing.
Cause on a norms, I dey be like magic,
Asin after cumin mehn, you start seeing the low budget baddie you where pricing 50k, for how she really is, just another hole damn!!

AfahaAbia:
I run to the bathroom sharp sharp

run to the bathroom, oga u no dey rest small?😁

LordIsaac:
Post coital treatise takes over normally!

oga come and explain yourself.
Nigghas can't be breaking out their dictionary for you mehn lol

Shit I hate the most is the "what are we now'' punch line damn! 😊

Bmaster:
To see a woman wey dey wet for bed nowadays na through fasting and prayer,all of them don use vagina tightening cream so teeyyy everywhere don dry finish

Lol,
Must have sampled alot to have come up with this mehn lol

illicit:
It depends

We can walk together and talk at the same time

We might just sit on the balcony too

But if it's night, we can talk all we want but I usually feel like being alone or being in a different place after sex...

Babes want cuddling after sex,
Dude's want peace and space, till they crave their next high.
Damn!

Bmaster:
after sex,all I do is wish I know how to do a fake transfer,.That bubbling ass inside that skirt that motivated me to price a dry kpekus #20,000 is not worth it.I just wish I knew how to do a fake transfer wherein the beneficiary will receive alert,but it won't reflect or add value to her account balance.

Lol, 😃
Never laughed so had today.
My advice is ,pls In the name of Socrates don't fvcking do it.
Trust me, you don't wanna have a Feild day with a hooker .
This bicxches be shameless.

illicit:
I drink water

I shower or have a bath

I sleep or take a walk...

No small small talks with her?
Haba,
Go for a walk, like that?

Truth be told, we always end up going another round lol

Dunno mehn,
Had this girl last year mehn, who would always wants me to leave my phallus inside her after sex mehn
Says it's gives her inner joy& calm and also makes her sleep better
Whatever the fvck that means 🤷
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No lies pls, nlanders what do you normally do after sex?
Had a gad'damned friend of mine who said that , after sex, he instantaneously begins to develop this hate towards his sex partner , and more often than not ends up kicking them out of his apartment almost immediately after them having sex.
Lol It's kinda funny , and also kind of mean.
Funny in the sense that, when you think about all the hell most ladies make men go through before giving them sex.
But also mean when you think about the security concern involved.
Niggha be kicking bicxches out his apartment by 2:am in the middle of night.
Damn!!
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Which begs the question?
What do you do after sex with your partner?

10thTenthMan:
Nope you are not alone.

I used to jokingly tell people that if the whole world exploded and I was the only survivor, I would live longer and flourish better with all the humans around me.

The day a lady heard me talking to myself she was visibly scared and worried for me. I laughed so much that day in class because she kept staring at me intermittently with concern all day.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

We are VERY UNIQUE PEOPLE. We are usually:

Realists
Can suffer from anxiety
Intellectual
Set high standards
Hardly leave anything we can control to chance
Great thinkers
Very stoic
Understand cause and effect
Love Art
We live based on principles
We like order
We are great planners and organizers
We are immersive learners
Love philosophy and human psychology

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

BUT and ALSO we no too plenty again for the world right now. We be just 11 wey remain….😀

All boxes check ✅
You're a real one.
11
Lol. You gat jokes mahn, I like it.

TUANKU:
You obviously have no idea.

aswear, he has none.

Starz825:
A lot of people want to get close ...but U just don't mind staying on your own


Back in school...every one has a clique...but I am a friend to everyone...once school programs ends ...I realise I am the only one going to my hostel...no pal..no friendship...just friends to everyone

You are a better human...and you are a natural ofpsychologist

You will love things that help you think deep..than things that kill your brain

You might be demisexual also....a good lover who don't want more than one woman...

Many many good things abt loners

I don't know how, but I think you really know me.
I tick all the boxes you just mentioned.
You must be a mini me to know all this
Damn!

I don't know if it also has something to do with me having less close friends.
Infact I literally live my life as a ghost.
Working on my goals.
Gat no time for nothing else
Damn me!

Starz825:
When I am sad or just frightened

I hold meeting with my self, a pen and a sheet...just to write things off my mind

It works

aswear I'm not alone

Respect✌️

princepee:
this is exactly how my neighbor ran mad.
He keeps saying All is well until he entered market.
Now he has a full blown madness.
God is your strength sha.

bso u allowe you neighbor enter market abi🤔
Welldon

Kingking001:
Have u tried smoking 1 joint of weed be4 going out?.e go make u more focus n u wont chat wit u again

lol 😃,
I didn't smoke. But e sure me say , If I try am I fit pass Einstein aswear 😅

Cassandraloius:
Soliloquy.

yea, but a bit in excess

TUANKU:
Yes, with the brain on overdrive you can easily come up with ideas and solutions easily while others struggle but beware it can lead to envy and resentment among your peers as you go about doing seemingly difficult stuff effortlessly as it can be easily mistaken for arrogance 😀.
During the medieval times na your family or friends for accuse you of insanity or wizardry or both 😀.
When my brain is in such overdrive i just pick up a sheet of paper and write down stuff my brain comes up with and its usually insane and big ideas 😀. I tell you what,
it's a blessing and a curse.

Damn!
So far it seems you are the onlLy one that feels me.
Like my brain ponders so much, I even have answers for unasked questions cause my brain already have asked and answered it already.
Infact I can barely be taken by surprise.
About the note thing, I have like dozens of notes on ideas and stuffs like that.
. some times it comes out as a song, a' times it flows as poetry, other times as business plans and life in general.
Damn me!

illicit:
Seriously speaking...

That's how it starts

Nah!! I take it you don't just understand.
My issue is not about my mental stability.
But , about the amount of thought flow that's considered ok, or just way above ok

illicit:
It's an early sign of schizophrenia ( weyrey) tho...

If it gets too much and people starts to associate u with it, you are going

lol be f...cking real right now

TUANKU:
You're not alone. I have conversations with myself all the time,i event hold deliberations and brainstorming sessions with myself 😀

az'in mahn!
"What- a - hell", some times out of the blue my brain starts functioning on it's own.
The werey go just think up a business plan, and execute. Az'in like all in my head
The only time I realize it done it again is when, I catch me self sheepishly smiling to my own cookedup brain strategy.
damn!

On a normal I see it as attributes of a great thinker,
But one of my werey buddy jokingly said the other day that it might be sings of schizophrenia 😃

I don't know if it just me or what?
I wish nairaland has a voice note option ,
I believe it would have resonated better.

Pls house a beg reason this marrrazz..
I'm a kind of reserved person. Infact the only time I'm in my element is when I'm doing business.
But on a normal I belarely do things spontaneously.
It's so bad that, before getting out of my House, I've already maped out my days routine ,even to the people I will interact with for that day.

Lol 😃,
Make I enter pigin small, the wan wey dey pain me pass be say, more often then not, I dey find my self talking to my self.
azin Maka why? lol🤔
Like, kilode, "m ga na pu zi Ara" or what
lol.
But on a serious not it's getting worrisome,
Sometimes I will be with a client like this and before you know it I've, started drifting away with my thought.
( Like my head is always on to something az'in like always .)
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Which begs the question,
Is it just me or are there other people in the house with same experience🤔

You either leave a hero or, stay too long, and become the valian......
This applies to every thing in life
Use your head fam.

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Anybody doing no.20 na witch, nothing u wan tell me.

tivhador:
How the Bleep should I know? I'M UNCONSCIOUS!

Haba, why the vawulence na 😁