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Two things i can never do for my partner are,
1) give a head job,
~Sorry dear, i know you are sweet, but you see my tongue aint going into no dark alley.
2) kneel to beg.
~ sorry love but there is only one person i can take a knee for, and thats my God.
except you can provide my next oxygen lol.
I rather be found in a hospital than be found doing those two things, thanks.
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Whats yours?

Lol,
Dear op, in as much as you wanna make sense.
I humbly disagree with you on some of your points.
Listen, The earlier you realise that genders of opposite sex dont mingle together except there is energy to leech upon and devour, the better for you.
Men dont friend women except there is sex to be gained, and women dont tangle with men except there is a whole lot to be gained, thats including good sex. Else both are out wasting each others time.
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Will tell you are short story, there was this pretty girl i was vibing with base on your format,(mutual levels)
We were real close. One evening she called me to come take her home cause she was drunk, of which i obliged.
The place was close so i went on foot. In less than no time i was there.
Damn she wasn't drunk, but her breath reeked of vodka smell.
like a big brother i scolded her for a while before taking her hand to lead her home.
Of which she declined, that if i wasnt taking her to my place i should just forget about it.
Damn she had plans for me.

Lol,
Dont you think its funny how you ended your supposed "peace treaty post" with " i dont trust nigeria men", damn isnt that rude (gaslighting).

Obierika:
Oga STFU or go and create your own online forum!

read to comprehend my friend not throwing insults.
In life some things are not left to be.
It just like telling a nigerian to go run his own government, if he thinks the current one is not saddling up to responsibilities.
Thats a dumb thing to say.

Obierika:
Oga STFU or go and create your own online forum!

This thread is above what your interlectual capacity.
The things i say so far, i have said in riddles.
And they are for people who can read between the lines.
So, i will advice you to move on to threads you can masturbate on.

Like it or not some monikers here have made great impact in the lives of so many through their posts. Some even serve as father figure.

Men on this forum should be left alone in peace to reason together in brotherhood.

Westerhoffe:
Bloody civilian huh?
And after their discussion, they'll still come back to give the report to the "bloody civilian" you call him their President and Commander in Chief while waiting for order from this same "bloody civilian"…

I hate senseless talks.

Yes you are right, and you can clearly see the the way it pans out when people who are supposed to be on the know, and are in better position to call the shots are veto'ed over.
Result.. Lingering banditry and terrorism.

Zxcvbnmghtr:
If you are tired of Nairaland go and create your own. Stop making noise!

So if your wife or kids are acting up, you should just change them abi?
Or make new ones lol damn

If the military come together to discuss about better ways to defend their boders against unprecedented attacks, whats the buisness of a bloody civillian in such gathering?
Ramdom thought...

Why would a man be begging his fellow man not to dismiss the gathering of strong men in brotherhood? Damn!

"Oh! How art the mighty fallen and the chariots of war taken captive, Tell it not at the gates of gath"

This is a short parody of a forum once known as " nairaland"
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I reserve my comments.

Some times they dont toast you directly. Like every other things they like cutting corners than beign direct.
For instance one beautiful girl came to my buisness premises yesterday day, at the beginning she was feeling all posh but, after some few light convo which i did well in bringing her down to her place with subtle humor.
she kinda striked a likening to me cause as she was leaving, she went away for a bit then returned as if she forgot something and said to me playfully with her hands fully stretched out " put you phone number here i can call you up later, so i can disturb you small" lol, to which i politely diclined, with the excuse that she can always reach me at my office any time she likes.
She didnt like it but i didnt give a damn cause, in my life the one thing i cherish and protect the most is my peace and my energy, i dont allow anybody to just jump into my life anyhow.
damn her.
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Codedgalaxy

Up ur game

advanceDNA:
It's a vise versa thing....

Blessing can become curses...(if taken for granted, not managed well) ...Nigeria and many african nations are examples...if u have time check out "resource curse".. also known as the paradox of plenty or the poverty paradox

Curses can also become blessing opportunities....with Research, positive attitude, and never say die mentality... in the olden days, the whites once considered their weather/climate a disadvantage...but it's one of the factors that made them better thinkers, because necessity is the mother of invention..

Nice peice here.

Diffrence... ~One is blind to reality = "feminist". ~The order is just waking up to reality = "alpha male" . But both have one thing in common, which is they a all "extremist". Damn both !!

Someone once said, there is "no genuine one million", i wonder how true is that statement

They say "too much of stuff is bad stuff" I wonder is that includes, blessings as well.

I dont know if there are other peoplo on this same boat with me, cause i for one dont like impressing anybody. Infact, instead of my buying an iphone of say 500k for one girl like that in other to "impress" her that i am rich, i rather use the money and buy for myself and "oppress" her lol

Gerrard59:
I am curious o, are Nigerians that rich that everyone going on a date uses Bolt? Ride-hailing services are not public transport per se because they charge higher than standard city's taxis. What is wrong with using public transport?

lol,
Is not their fault everyone wants to make a good/rich impression on strangers that dont give a f*ck about their existence.

Lol na so i control one "ent" this evening cause i was on vibes.
Say make she come around come chill, she come dey do like "tiger generator", na so i vex take the two initial orders quench am both mine and her's as chelsea just dey win match for me lol.
I don finish make i go she started calling me dat she don book bolt, she's coming out. Na so i tell her say make she dey her house.
damn her.

SHIVA001:
No plans. Just make her happy on the first date, no be pussy you wan forrk, try to make her happy some go give you puzzy some will not

isnt that suppose to be her job.
How can i be paying for stuffs and you still beign moody damn.
I will just ditch you "asap",

Lol,
funny enough my short tern goal is usually "reorientating",
That is to say, shifting her from the "billing lane" to the "emotional lane" lol damn me.

Straight to the point nlanders, What are your short term goals on a first outing? Like what are the things you plan to acheive,gain,deliver on a first date ?

Advice for 2024: "be extremely selfish".

If you've survived dark days i pray your candle never cease to light.

"if you reading this, i'm happy to see you made it to 2024" Welcome!

Pls, who else can relate?
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Memories from dark yesteryears still fresh in my mind like it's yesterday damn!.
I remember back a'days when i hard absolutely nothing.
Funny enough it was fun and stress-free .
For i could go on a bread & groundnut diet for days,
Wear one cloth for every outing event lol.
Now woe unto me,
I spend an hour and half deciding on what to wear,
Fast for awhile cause, my stomach and brain havnt agreed on what to eat damn!, What a heck!
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Which begs the question,
" are blessings just curses in disguise"?
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100smile:
Boxers self, i nor see. Tho, i still dey wait, who knows.

lol, Your own bad o. What about food flasks?

100smile:
No. Didn't get any. Seems na only babes dey get gifts for naija

true talk.
The least you can expect as a a guy, is an unseize singlet and boxers lol.

Jeon:
Lolz, I gave out some to the needy people. Including the fresh stuffs,too many.

"The needy", great you just reminded me of something i have to do.
Will try reaching out to as much as i can today?
Thanks for the reminder...

Jeon:
Many things.

Thats cool.
I dont know but this chrismas is kind of weird all i received all through yesterday are food flask filled with all kinds of food lol.
So far i have sampled 9 dishes damn!