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OndoRaph:
I fell on cooking pots sometime ago too. The guy around as at the time shock.

hope you didnt waste the content in the pot?

OndoRaph:
I fell on cooking pots sometime ago too. The guy around as at the time shock.

lol u wanna finish me with laughter

OndoRaph:
I fell on cooking pots sometime ago too. The guy around as at the time shock.

lol u wanna finish me with laugh

So far there has been mixed reaction from the house, but my next question is, if it has to do with blood pressure as against hunger, how come i no longer experience it anymore?

obinna58:
Mine na 5,10 longest 15 secs I don get myself

One time it threw me to ground, I Dey ground for 5ses my sister shock, I know why sha but the last time I experienced it e don tay

I think hunger has a role to play in it

Do you still experience it

Are you talking from experience, hakimi?

AchrafHakimi:
Nothing like hunger there. That's a result of marathon masturbation in harmattan without ceasing.

When you wake all your faculties are discombobulated.

Lol, very funny.

My worries are, if it was an health issue or sapa related issue? So i can nip it in the bud now.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Same here but my own does not last up to 2 minutes
Just about 30 to 40 seconds My own comes with a little touch of dizziness and light headed

Ye, dizziness too.

Pls physicians in the house help!
Back during sapa days I use to experience this strange blankout. like, each time i try to rise from the bed or a chair, everywhere will suddenly go blank like a blackout. This could last for a minute or two.
Though it no longer occurs, i'm still curious to know if it was becase of hunger or an unknown ailment.
Pls if you have experienced such pls kindly drop your quota and what you think

FRANCISTOWN:
Fairy characters can't do nothing in the world of men.

Fairy character? And what are you?, a comic relief?

MrCork:
Brother..they die they die..who care? We are good has long has there are babes on Nairaland!!(no oofencse)

Mrcork, dont know if you mind, can you drop a yesteryear grind story for those contemplating to off themselves.
Just for the sake of the thread.
Thanks

MrCork:
Brother..they die they die..who care? We are good has long has there are babes on Nairaland!!(no oofencse)

Lol bro, truth is babes dont give me joy this days, Dont know why

Pls lets learn to drop words of encoragment for those going through a rough patch.

Pls nl family, of recent there has been a lot of sucidal threads gracing the romance section at an alarming rate.
Which is quite understandable cause of the current economic landslide the nation is facing.
But in all the most disturbing thing you will notice is that, this people get little to no encouragment at all. instead, reverse seems to be the case .

MrCork:
So u sit in a park harrrasing women & u here complaining that u r annoy....corrrrect? Bro are u OK? U should be arrrrested for sexxxual harassment becozz u acting like peterfile. SHAME ON U BRO!!(no oofencse)

harrasment?
Well i guess you're been sacastic, right?

MrCork:

trust if it was you would have been corky right ? lol (no offence)

wallchat:
Please, which recreational Park is that?
Looking for were to relax too.

well i dont know where you reside but, the place i mentioned earlier is more of a resort than a park.
"marina resort" calaber.
A very nice place to unwind.

Had a business transaction with one the other day, just for her to type my account number took her like forever. I had to take the phone from her and do it myself.
If not for money sake! , she would have recieved a good " switching music" to the side of her neck damn! her

Phabulous4:
Don't think too highly of yourself bro... Their is no reason for you outburst.
She probably just want to get your attention. From what have seen, those girls can do almost anything with those claws. Do help her clean her bumbum when she uses the lo?? How did she tie the shoes from home... So, Rest, uncle angry bird.

angry bird?
So in your mind you think those posh genz girls function properly? Damn

Lucifyre:
You're a prick and you're petty. I like you.

petty?
Real Bleep up's starts from overlooked shits like this.

Demigod22:
That claws in the name of nails, eyelashes, leg chain and piercing of nose, multiple piercing of earlobe is disgusting. I don't know the evolution of fashion that brought us here, but I dislike it.

The one I like is waist beads. When I see it on ladies, I find them feminine and sensual.

My real man, i like dem waist beads. The problem is i end up cutting them lol damn me

RomanceMoney:
1) I can't Eat My Partner's Stool.... But Then, If She's In A Critical Condition of Losing Her Life, And I'm in The Position To Eat It To Save Her Life, I'll Gladly Do It Without Hesitation.


2) I Can't Kill Anybody For Love....But Then, I'll Kill Whoever Wants To Kill My LOVER.

What kind of a fuvckery is this? Damn!
So in summary there's nothing you cant do for love ?

Demigod22:
1. Forgive her when she cheats: is a capital no for me.

2. Decamping to her church is God forbid for me.

Nice, this is another angle.
Are there still men who do this kind of things.
Must say your two points are quite legit.

Jokescity:
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how grown men beg their women who wrong them still beats me.

muller101:
Op your are very mean. You could have just got on your knees and re tight it in a way that only a cutlass can be used to get the damn thing loosened.

If i had stayed a sec more she prolly be chilling in a hospital bed today cause, i'm kind of a short fused person small things do annoy me alot.

Cruise777:
The babe was shooting her shot in a decent manner

Damn! You call that decent?

Kudducini:
How did she tie the lace in the first place?

She should have waited for the guy she came to meet nah... Nonsense

i taya o!
Funny enough one dude just came from nowhere went down on a knee and was very happy doin it.
You could even smell his excitment from a mile away.
Damn!

ikeno:
Her hands looks like

Lol, It wanst funny though. I nearly go savage on her if not for God

I was sitting at a recreational park yesterday,trying to unwind from the stress i've been through the week unno,
When a lady who was sitted opposite of me beckoned on me for assistance. I went to her to find out in what way i could be of help to her, only to find out that she was having difficulty in untieing her shoes cause of, the talons she had fixed on her nails.
With a smile she said " please sir, can you help me"
Her plea met with a resounding "No" from me which was coming from a place of disgust and disdain from inside of me.
She obviously saw the wrath raging inside of me cause she later said " abeg no vex bros"
.
Whichy begs the question?

Like how?, how can some people chose to be useless to theirself all in the name of fashion and beauty?
damn!
.

100smile:
1.Wash my woman panties
2.knee to beg

Lol, You my real g. Anything besides offing of pant count me out.

"Instead for me to fall in love i rather fall asleep" ~Erigga