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WhiteIverson:
I never sleep cos sleep is the cousin of death.

dey play 😃

Samantha125:
Is Mrcork still around?

He's the only nairalander I missed while I was not around...😂😂😂

aswear that guy na character

Lalasticlala and mrcork I know say una be no. 20.

Me personally na no.9
What's yours?

Dear nlanders,
Abeg make una shoke mouth for this marraz o.
See eehn , back a' days when mehn' been just day on a ko'rim level,
I mean like Koko ko, like ,nothing gum person pikin pocket. I noticed I used to call my friends and family on phone a lot. Not necessarily to ask for assistance, but just to hear from them and see how they are doing.
Infact I had some I call on every beginning of a new week, month or year, and those I call like everyday .
In fact I was known as the "glue that held the family together" . This is because I literally had every family member's contact on my phone. So if anyone had issues reaching anyone, I was the go-to guy.
Fast forward to today, mehn, times have changed mehn.
I barely call anyone in fact the only time I recharge is to sub my phone data .
Infact, them don complain tire,
.
You no dey like call person ?
What's happening to you?
Why you no dey return calls?
Omo the questions plenty, no be lie.
I don tire sef, th but the truth of the marraz be say I don't do it intentionally,
I don't know mehn I just slowly lost the appetite to call anyone.
Az'in , aside business calls, forget am I no they call anybody.
I do tell them that it's because I'm always bust. Which is true in a sense, but,
They always argue that, if someone is important to you enough, you must always find a way to call them.
.
Which begs the question,
"Is this a phycological problem?"
If so , are there other people here who are experiencing same issues?

Attention!!!!!


Guy's I just tried it ,and it worked ,
I was able to break a plan.
So it seems it was kinda of a temporary issue.
I don't know if it was because of this thread or I was just vexed and impatient.
I will like to tender my sincere apologies if I may have placed the palmpay app in a bad light.
Apologies .

YoungBTCxchange:
the guy mumu I swear, he doesn't know what fix deposit is!
Spoiling company name

ozour, know your onions before coming to cap shit.
There's clearly a "break" option every plan. In the event that you don't feel like continuing with your plan.
The issuesl here is , the early break out option ain't working.

Kingbharry:
The day I sent money from my palmpay account to a palmpay agent account to get cash and the money vanished. Agent no get am and they debited me. I tried calling their customer care They were telling me to get the bank statement from the pos. like you can't check another palmpay account for a transaction I'm complaining about. I decided to borrow money from them and deleted the account. They called me a few times and I told them the reason I'm not paying shii. They don free me. That bank is shit

damn!!
So na like this my money take enter voice mail

henrybomb:
If you can send me DM
I can explain how it works if you dont mind

pls feel free to share your info here , so others can still understand.

Mods pls help this page.
I gats drag them like tiger gen.
I tried calling them but they ain't answering.

Abeg, who know palmpay address?

MondayOmoAdugbo:
Maybe this one if e never jump..

lol ,
bro i dey para here like this so you dey make me they laugh.

MondayOmoAdugbo:
Palmpay fear them

Palmpay agent dey tell me Dem go kidnap my family because of money wey no reach 20k 😂😂😂😂😂😂

lol, I swear, i fit kidnap any palmpay agent like this so.

Anyone with same experience?

There nairalanders,
Pls you guys should help me to observe this matter.
I was in a kind of fix today, of which I needed money to settle.
Okay, money is not an issue for me.
so I tried using my bank app but, it was having some technical issues.
I was so vexed in my spirit until, I remembered I hard some money on my fixed deposit in palmpay.
I have like up to nine (9) plans in total of each been nothing less than 50k . So breaking one of them won't
be any issues since I planed on returning it as soon as my first bank app start's working.
But, to my utmost dismay palmpay refused to give me my money back.
Each time I tried I kept getting this "oops nonsense reply".
Lol, palmpay don run me street.

Which begs the question.
Is palmpay some kind of scam or what ?"

wiseone28:
It may seem that women life is easy but it is the other way round. If a woman loses her husband at age 50 will it be easy for her to see another husband? But if it is a man he will marry another one the next day if he wishes. Women easy life is short while men can enjoy till grave.

and who says women don't sleep around after their husband dies?
Real life story, there was this woman I knew who got pregnant after her husband died. When questioned about it, she lied That has husband came and made love to her in a dream .
The truth is while the male folks may be direct and have the decency of getting another woman, women on the other hand go about it , in shadows and secrecy.

The day I vex for myself , and had a U-turn in my dealings with the female folks, was the day I followed my then sweetheart to her apartment damn!!
Mehn!! , I realized I was playing myself,.
At her age, she had a well furnished apartments , extra plasma tv ser and gen sitting idle.
While I on the other hand was dead broke and squatting with an uncle of mine. Damn!!
I was all smiles, but Truth be told deep down I was vexed in my spirit.
This is a girl I take out to good hotels with my peanut change.
Feeling large and all that but ,I tell you I was humbled that day.
It became crystal clear to me , say o men, the male folks and female folks may cohabitate. But in reality, we living in different worlds apart.

Thanks house, I can see lots of great inputs from the house,. While some are busy trying to find faults, others are getting the gist of it.

There's one simpleton up there calling me names and all that, but I be damned if I give her the privilege of my attention, cause I know that's what she craves for.
I don't know what her problem is but I think from her attitude, I may have struck a cord that resonates in her deeper self..
(This thread is not a woman hating thread, but a thread for enlightenment.)
Ps I don't know how mods allow such barbarians roam this space damn.
What a crazy 🐕 dog.

Love800:
Every gender has it hard. Male, female, transgendered etc.

Nature have planted one problem or the other on every gender. You can't cheat nature.

The thing is, each gender does not know that the problem the other gender is carrying is very big, even if it appears small!

transgenders??
Are for real??

Dtruthspeaker:
The Truth is women have it worse because God Cursed them 3 times more than men. Then they over curse themselves. till the point that they become as cursed as Satan.

Men have only one curse which is what you described unless they fornicate and now like women, they are finished.

lol, I don't know why but somehow, I find your comment really funny. With the curses and everything damn!
The curses you mentioned may be true but, i think somehow women have always found ways in shifting their burdens ( curses) towards men. For instance, a man who's wife if pregnant is I Believe under more strain and stress both mentally and physically than his wife.( With this said, I do not mean to downplay the toll pregnancy takes on the female folks.)

zed7:
Is it every woman life is easy for? What of those market women who wake up at 4am everyday to go sell their wares and return by 7pm. Most with profit of less than 5k a day.

Few women do have privileges, especially pretty and young females but that is just a few out of the population.

There are many women whom men do not even look at. They have to struggle just like everyone else. Then again, there are also reasonable females who feel disgusted opening their legs for just anybody because of money. Not every female is a whoooré. Such respectable women need to work as hard as men to pay their bills.

I see where you driving at but,
Don't get me started on market woman shit mehn!
Most market women you see are those who have been relegated to that zone because of their now low smv .
So they gat do something. And most times you can see how they unleash their frustration on costumers .
Don't even get me started on the other group who feign online vendors. While we all know it's cover up for their hook up business damn!
You talked about the not-so-good looking ones who are having it rough, come on mahn, if the life of a broke and ugly babe is tough, then it's safe to say their male counterparts are in "HELL" already.

Weknowbetter:
Alot of them have no rights or equality also they don't have the man they want. They have to settle for who wants them

lol, common man!
And do you think the male folks settle for who they want?
The answer to that is "NO".
The world ain't no sunshine and rainbows,and the male folks have have to terms with this reality. While the female folks still wallow in wonderland.

Everything being fair every man young man would love to settle down with a hot sexy 'Regina Daniels ' .
But the reality is all 'Regina Daniels ' are probably out of reach of an average man, and even though the May be within reach they are in they market place ( social media) advertising what they have to the highest bidders.
But in all this, the mall folks distinguish themselves by adapting rather than complain. , they simply settle for what's feasible/ obtainable. While their other counterpart move from church to church even with a long queue of men in their dm's waiting to be replied. They still want a fairytale kind life damn.
To sum it up , women have better chances in choosing who they want to marry than the male folks.
And average 16yr old girl with no job, no handiwork etc has the least 10 or more admirers with potential of becoming suitors if she would just give them the green light needed. Same can't be said about men.

So I think this your argument lack substance..

Lol, back in the days when I dey go my "legbuke" work, I dey travel from place to place with one engineer like that. Omo, it wasn't easy mehn. I mix cement so Tay cement chop all my leg finish.
At this point you can't walk normal again. Like, that you have to learn how to walk again this time with your heels,cause cement don maga all your toes finish lol
Lol, at the end of d the days work you will have to soak your sore legs in palm oil and lay them by the fire place. Damn!
Worst part, all were for peanuts. This is the life of a man. I don't see a woman doing the above.
When they can easily obtain 20k in minutes.
So no vex me.
(I know say many ajebo no go fit relate with my narrative up there)

See am , I no just care if this thread get comment or not but I just wan para small for this space .
The wan wey dey vex me pass be say,
There was a thread I created not too long, about how somehow creation was kind of rigged to favour more of the female folks than of the male folks, and as usual my argument didn't sit well with some people.
Who took it as joke, this people were of the opinion that if someone had it easier in life, it was the male gender that had it easier.
Further, they emphasized that while the male folks can giggle about sowing their wild oats like a broken tractor with no brakes, the female folks were the ones to bear the brunt of things, should things go south.
I was somehow trying to find reason in their argument, till they made mention of "menstrual pains" and shits. damn!!
This was where I lost it totally. Like common, how do you bring up menstrual pains to this matter .
Like how dare you talk about a common pain you experience in a day or two, to man's payload of abundant pains.
An average man walks about with great amount of unfathomable pain and weight around his neck. For, he bares not only his own burden but that of his wife/girlfriend,simblings, and parents as well.
Without so much as a small slice of emphaty nor sympathy towards him.
Fvck it mehn' a you kidding ng me. a woman going through her fvcking menstrual whatever, has the sympathy and care of her man and that of the people around her. In fact she makes it known to everyone , and by that draws the affection, attention, and special treatments. Same thing with pregnant women..

Which begs the question,
Why do women think they have it hard?

Lol, I don't wanna quote daddy cool but common man, menstrual pains ??
You got to come up with something better.

Sonnobax15:

The earth has been so hard and inhumane to the male gender right from the day of creation while the female gender has always been at the receiving end and the beneficiary ......

Creation was indeed rigged in favor of the female gender

bleeped up mahn!
To grind hard for a month only to see a shorty make that much in just a freaking fvckin day

DaddyCoool:
Easily avoided how? How would you advise this young lady below to avoid it LIKE A MAN and still enjoy sex??
Creation was CLEARLY rigged in favor of men

what do have to say about thw lady who goes out with 5k and returns with 400k

DaddyCoool:
Easily avoided how? How would you advise this young lady below to avoid it LIKE A MAN and still enjoy sex??
Creation was CLEARLY rigged in favor of men

are you fvcking for real?
Can't you see she's out there casting her net to see what she catches.
And I bet you sure enough she gonna get all the aid she needs. Either from ex lovers, family members, the government or even total strangers.
Take a moment a think, do you think if the tables were turned a man would be there making videos about his predicament?, No.
he won't he would get his azz to work .

Like what's a man's super power? That can be equated to that of a woman's bottom power

VeryWickedGoat:
This was Bobrisky's last thought before he started swaying his hips too

got your drift