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Am a business man, and my cleints if not all are mostly ladies, so anything i say, am telling you as a first hand observer.

(I dont care if this thread gets veiws,comments or not!!)
Call me blunt, call me mean, i dont care.
But, if you are a guy reading this and, you are still trying to make ends meet, desist from having any strong relationship.
I have my valid reasons.

Hardunmhi:
Lol I love you nah normal thing o so far I wan knack I fit tell you I love you 1 million times in 5 minutes

Lol, no seat for you in heaven mahn.

True story_
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Growing up my blood brother loved playing football. Which always ended with him always getting beaten up really bad by my mother always because, in as much my mother didnt like football he didnt hate it either.
She just hate him mingling with the "street boys" as she was fond of calling them.
But how do you carve a nitche for yourself without mingling with other people.
Even as a kid he was making waves around the neighbourhood.
He and his team always manage to win almost all tournament they played be it street side, or club side infact safe to say he was born for it, cause even till date our family house is still litterd with all his medals hanging from walls to ones placed in safes.
Funny thing about this story is my mother before her death was a main benefactor of my brothers many triumphs.
Same thing she was always against.
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Which begs the question,
" have you ever been persecuted for your dreams"?
How did it later worked out for you?

Codedgalaxy

Printme:
Try having only garri for two weeks straight.

Hunger is terrible.

I started with drinking garri in the morning afternoon and night with no sugar o.

Later in the week I started adding salt just so I could feel something.

A week later, I started mixing the raw garri with palm oil and salt. I'll eat it like that and drink water.

Those two weeks was hell for me. Plus I no still come get money barb my hair. Naso I come lean with pimples, overgrown beards and hair.

Mehn, I just look like mad person or person wey dey do drugs. I dey shame to step outside my room. Na for night I dey go baff o.

Hmm.

You no go understand. Honestly. This year eh, I'll do my best o to end this brokenness.

Your own choke o lol

Whobedatte:
Sapa made me eat horrible food combo Rice and okra Fufu and beans Garri and salt Trekked from Abule Egba to Oregun to and fro

Haba bro, how do you eat fufu and beans. Damn

Cassandraloius:
You can do it man.

cant do it mahn.
've tried man, just cant.

Make i just drop another episode shapally.
There was this period back 'adays when owu been dey blow.
Like that ehn me i dey enter person farm for broad daylight collect like two corn go roast. I no even care if the owner was around damn.
But in all to god be the glory.
Thank god for better days.
Thats why nowadays i take myself out on a daily.
Last week i jazz in "mat ice", order basarati rice with ice cream . I finish am e no do me na so i order draw soup join, no time to waste.
Na me dey work for the money.

Nonetheless from all this first hand testimonies we all can agree that, there is no situation worth comitting sucide over.
For whatever you're facing there's another man out there who's been through worse.
So hold your head up high and face your challenges head-on.
You have gat this.
Cheers!!

PinkNature:
Yes, just last semester.

I ate cooked potatoes for 3 straight days as breakfast and dinner. Was such a terribly experience.

lol ur case not too bad though at least you had gas to cook it and sweet potatoes are real good too.
Some dude up there drank garri sotey e wanted to choke on it. The other, survived on damn mangoes for weeks. he even had to store some for later damn.

NSNO:
I have eaten enough garri to the extent that even if I don't eat garri again in my life, I have still eaten more than the average person.
I have also eaten so much golden penny jollof noodles that the smell of that noodles now irritates me.
That time, my friends will ask me why I don't put fish or meat in my meals, I will say I am going for "quantity not quality for now".
Well, I have gone beyond that now.
Truly "hard times be like sugar, without am the story no go sweet".

this your story sweet die...

ravensckar:
The kind of SAPA that I passed through in my University days is still giving me PTSD. I drank Garri to the extent that I almost went blind.

Before any meal, I'll drink Garri. After eating, I'll augment it with Garri. It got to a point where my urine contained Garri.

There was a time I couldn't find anything to eat for 2 days straight other than Garri, I became so weak that I almost died. I started having nightmares even in the afternoon. My saving grace was that I had my neighbour's number on speed dial, she's the one that came to my rescue. She carried a grown up like me to her room and took care of me (with food and medicine). Up until this moment, I still remember that day. After graduation, I swore never to go hungry again talk less of drinking Garri. And to the glory of God, I have never being hungry again.

urinating garri? lol haba bros try dey calm down na.
Lol again.

nigerianart:
This is not the worst case. Normal school diet.

I ate 8 indomie a day for 3 months. There were times my stomach is making hungry noice, so I cook indomie, then just sit there looking at the food.

Similarly (although NOT ME, and their food has at least 3 variant); that would be PRISON. "As e dey hot".

Lol if i were you i wouldnt touch noodles forever lol.
Cant imagine beign on noodles diet for months damn. I might as well just die.

kingar:
very tight budget. But I go still eat better soon in the future.

ye mehn no guts no glory (story).

Well so far i guess is safe to say, after breakfast na sapa be the next national cake o.

kingar:
One day inside this January I ate yam all day. Boiled yam in the morning with red oil. The remaining of the boiled yam in the afternoon with groundnut oil and later fried the remaining yam for diner. E go better with time

boiled yam, oiled yam, fried yam lol bros you wan kee the yam.
Foqget you been dey on flex budget lol.

Chineduagwu:


God heard your intense thought.

yes he does hear our thoughts.
Over the course of my lifetime, i haue been suprised time and time again by him.

wash02:
This one time, I was so skint, I only always had enough money to afford a carton of noodles.

It was hell; my urine would always take on a very greenish colour after every meal. It scared the bejesus outta me.

green urine? thats fair man.
Ever been a bread diet for about two weeks?
Then you will find out, of all the food with foul smell, ( i mean as excreter) bread stands out. Even you cant even stand yourself after releasing a fart cause, it stinks to high heavens damn. So chill mehn.

Peskid147:
Eating on beans and macaroni for 2month bt I tank God

my g you been dey flex na.

Lol, some people turn food bandits at nights. Pls i will like to use this medium to to say,
pls, is not every home training you cling on to, some are better left behind or improvised on as you grow.

EreluRoz:
How old are you? I choose who I engage these days. I don't have strength for kids

your response is so lame,
First i will advise you look into the mirror and address that demon called "pride" . Cause it seems to be having a feild day with you. Considering the way everything have to go through an "age filter" with you before you consider it worthwhile.
Come down your high horse mahn.
Even in a facless forum you still manage to bring in "big uncle vibes" lol and you feel like the eldest in the room damn you mahn!

EreluRoz:
This is what I was talking about in my last topic

Lol i know you want traffic on your damn dry thread but why do you have to use a supposed hated thread as a medium damn you.
Like it or not most of us here are made men doing well for ourselves dont be decieved.
We come here to unwind, and if you dont like it that way take you serious self to the nearest newspaper stand so you can vibe with deppresed souls like yours on insecurity and lots. Damn you mahn

EreluRoz:
This is what I was talking about in my last topic

Abeg, clear me

Pls nlanders in the house help jugde this matter.
My friend complained to me the other day that his babe of two years doesnt like kissing him after a good head session, even after he brushes his mouth, she still wont allow him to kiss her.
He's mad about it because, he feels like on a normal he should be treated better, considering the fact he did it for her to give her immerse pleasure.
Me i don taya to advise, how una see this marraz?

Each time a female say those words to me i just smirke, smile and just change the subject damn

Starz825:
well well

me and my babe...

we don talk am taya.....even for whatsapp....love you babe...na him full there...and we do it randomly...

My advice to fellow men: Ensure the woman u want to spend the rest of your life with is someone you love ....she just have to be....also ensure she reciprocate cos he go reach one point ...you go taya for the whole relationship thing ....but the thought of being with the right person go keep you with her no matter the circumstances.

Lol, good for you mahn.
But for me i dont just know. Can you imagine i was seated with a client the other day when his phone rang, the name displayed on the screen reads " my love" lol i dont know mehn, my contenance immediately changed . I just hate love matterz.
I dont hate women though just love marraz.

FreeIgboho:
It is quite abnormal for an African man to go about saying I love you. It is simply not our culture

you mean its an unafrican thing ?

I dont know about others, but, the words " i love you"
Rarely comes out of my mouth. No matter how i try. pls is this normal?
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Which begs the question,
How often do you tell people "i you love you"?

Omowoolata:
Glucose shortage in the blood. I dare not stand up instantly when I wake up from sleep

how do you manage it ?

Have you ever survived on a single type of meal. Like, eating a particular type of food continuosly for a long period of time?
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Mine was back in the days there was this period me and sapa where real good friends lol, that period i had only a bag of rice left in the house mehn!
Trust me brothers there was no type of rice i didnt cook. Day and night I was on rice diet for about a mounth lol it wasnt funny.
Another time was bread, but thats a story for another day.
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Whats your own experience?
Kindly share....

imagrg:
True!

are you are doctor?