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fnep2smooth:
Why not.... Make money enter first

lol since January you never still gather money 😊

With the current state of things , will you be traveling back home for this year's xmas celebration?

😔😔

Efna55:
It was a monetary gift for a bereaved woman, she lose her husband to snake bite trying to get fish for the family, the second day after the incident she was not at home as usual to welcome people, I saw her at a neighbours place gisting and laughing, I pocketed my envelope..

While making this post I was moved to add Whatsapp screen shot to the post .
But I didn't wanna look too aloof to some folks here.

Your allegations hold no water.
And since you are kindda quick to jump into assumptions I will assume you probably a subject of my post.

Come as a man if you have not experienced the following, I'm sorry we can't relate.
You probably don't have the balls ( no offense).
Probably the women in you life see you as a weakling, or worst you have been tagged "maga"
A man who has been tagged "maga" wouldn't experience any, because he is only seen as a "walking portfolio "😔

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No.1
Chat naughty/dirty...
Bro !! If your chats with her looks like a family group chat abeg dump her asap.
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No.2
No pet name...
If she doesn't have a pet name for you , 🤔
Like, my love, my king, my odogwu, etc
Bro no be everything I go come dey tell you
na, even a good hookup babe knows how to call her clients sweet names.
Mtcheeww dump her asap.
( amadioha a gba'pi gi anya)
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No.3
No date from her...
Ezinwanem, if your babe have not taken you out on a date before . Omo, I don't know what you are still doing with that girl o.
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No.4
She hasn't fix match before.😦
Nwanne, if that woman you call your babe never use her hand fix match for both of you, for anyhow venue. My bro dump her sorry ass like a hot potato🤯.
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No.5
Boxers and singlets
Omo, finally I don tire, I no need talk much for this one, on a norms this no. 5 na their trade mark.
Bro if she never buy you cheap 3 in1 singlets and boxer before Omo dump that daughter of jazabel lol .
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Abeg bros in the house this list no legit?
Feel free to add to list.

Ps --- if I'm motivated enough I will explain no.4😊

While it's moderate on some, on others ist quite excessive. Meet the "happy trail" a thing so common amongst us men yet rarely discussed about.
You may wonder what's a "happy trail"? And why discuss about it?
Well, here is why.
* While some know what to do with it, others a left perplexed on how to handle it.
*Some are stuck between leaving it as a symbol of their masculinity or getting rid of it ,as it barely blends with modern standard of hygiene.
*Even some women I think are not left behind on this.

Which begs these question,
How do you and your partner see/handle your "happy triail"?
Do you find it sexually appealing?





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Ps__"happy trail" = "belly hair"

Gotocourt:
One of my womanizer friend wants to fu<k one. He has been hunting for the past four years

crazy fella I guess.
Pls much sure you get the full gist , if he does succeed

Samantha125:
I haven't, but I was once close to this Zimbabwean albino guy back in varsity.

Maybe if he wasn't a player, annoying, and a drunk, I might've considered making my move on him because body wise, he was my spec even though he treated me like his little sister... The guy was intelligent, smart, and took good care of himself, no doubt... But every weekend he was always somewhere grooving and getting drunk.

And when you ask him about his weekend, he'll tell you about how he spent it getting drunk...🤦🤦🤦

During the 2017 riots in Zimbabwe just before Mugabe resigned as the president of Zimbabwe, this guy rushed back to Zimbabwe immediately he was done writing his exams to go join the riots and help disrupt universities in Zimbabwe from writing their exams...😂😂😂... After Mugabe stepped down as the president, we gave him the nickname "Freeman".

that's one hell of a story.
Definitely enjoyed it.
Nice one Santa.

Ps. I still think you should have gave him a chance, who knows you might have just been that missing piece.

Dear nlanders,
In all your "escapades" and "sexcapades",
Have you ever dated an albino?
Or know someone one who did
Share your tales 🤔

On a norms only few can say they know my real name in life and they aren't up to four people besides my family members.
That should tell you how far I preserve my energy.
Am always about the paper chase.
And seeking for knowledge.

helinues:


Those who don't love themselves don't have any business with friendship or relationship. You can't give what you don't posses

mahn this has nothing to do with with loving yourself mahn.
If you know me in this space, you would have known I am the kind of person who like to live in the shadows and enjoy my own company.
I do my business and enjoy my money peacefully.
My post isn't gender specific unno.

Orhevus:
we are the monsters you made.

mahn!, Dey say the longer you live in life the better you start to understand the vallians in movies. damn it mahn it's really true

Am already a lone wolf mahn ,
Don't wanna add "cold hearted" to mix.
It's gonna be a really crazy combo.
But this people out here keep pushing me damn!

I know some folks may think that the op is going through some kind of breakfast lol.
But that's not the case,
Just fed up of giving people part of my self.

Especially when , you are the kind of person that likes to "dey him dey",
Some slowpoke go just carry em friendship come dey disturb you.
The moment you try to reciprocate, they start acting like they mean everything to you. Damn!
It's so disheartening mahn.

Mahn! Why!, why!!, why!!!
Why do most people not see that you are a busy person,and that for the fact, you call them on phone, or make out time to spend with them, doesn't mean you are always free, but rather a conscious decision on you side, to make it happen😞.
You may not understand what am trying to say untill you feel what Iam feeling.
Cause you can only feel it to understand it.
It's painful to me because I have always been the kind of person who sees good in people and tried to always give people the benefit of doubt. That they could really be different unno. But time without numbers I have been let down .
The same people who crawled through a crack you let them have access to, Will start taking your sincere concern for them for granted the moment they sense genuine concern from you. "bloody it"
I

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Which begs the question ,
Why did you gave up on relationship and friendships?
(What was the straw that broke the camel's back)

Dogalmighty17:
He was bending down to Enenche's wife when he was exchanging handshake with her. He is taking this humility thing too far.

And did anyone else notice the absolutely poor security in the place? Thousands of people just milling around. A number of government officials were present. I was just shaking my head. At a point, a young man almost jumped Enenche as he was walking around the crowd. Bodyguards had to drag him down. If that young man was wearing an explosive belt, na another story we for hear.

As a rule, I avoid any forms of crowd. Be it church, club or gatherings. Afterall, most people that go to cross-over service still come back and meet us in the bar where we celebrated our own as we were getting high in thanks to the most high.

why do I have the feeling that if the situation was reversed, and security was beefed up to the highest, you would have still cried foul, about how little their faith was.
Or how they show lack of faith by parading their security personnels in the presence of God.

Exceed15:
Which second round? I m done . Face more important thing

mehn, don't tell me you never done more than one round.🤷
More important things damn!
Be like say u worst pass my guy o.

Efna55:
It was a monetary gift for a bereaved woman, she lose her husband to snake bite trying to get fish for the family, the second day after the incident she was not at home as usual to welcome people, I saw her at a neighbours place gisting and laughing, I pocketed my envelope..

how in the name of God did a woman who just lost her husband in a most bizarre way find the momentum to lold side talks and gists, was her husband that bad to her, like damn!
Quite appalling to hear.

Exceed15:
I kiss her on forehead and help clean her up.

that's one badass recipe for a second round, can't tell me nothing.
Come on, how do you do it ?
Don't leave us in the dark, enlighten us .🤷

Don't wanna mention names but I kinda saw a hating post up there.
Let me drop one two here.
Pls people ,in life if the fomular works, it works stop hating.
You either join the wagon or get left behind.
There's no prize for the just, only results counts.
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Nairaland is a free platform, create your ad free threads and stop hating on someone else's thread damn!

Nonexisting1:
Yes but it was cash gift. I went to a wedding to support one simp like that whom I thought should have waited to gain his feet before getting married but that's a story for another day. While dancing rigorously, shinning teeth like he goat and thanking people for coming, he jokingly added, what are you waiting for" to me. That line made me withheld the gift. Plot twist, his marriage lasted less than one year. The daughter of Eve he married brought another man's pregnancy with her and he found out.

Lol, he goat, shinning teeth, mehn stop it .
You wan tear me with laughter.😅

Bouncing2:
Introverted or not..
I think you should’ve handled that situation way better than you did .

Well,,nobody’s debating your ability to be in your element regardless of your mood,,you’re deff a man!.
But most women just can’t handle.

I’m not saying this from the usual POV of man and woman interactions /relationship ,,although it seems you like(d) her judging by the fact that you’ve always done your transactions with her and she’s always chipped in one or two cheeky requests,,which you must have approved not once ,not twice….

I’m coming from humanity view point ,you should’ve at least tried to know what went south.

I know, but so far , I hate checking on people.
The last I tried they weaponised it, damn.
Dunno why but when people see you giving them your attention or having some sort of emphaty towards them , they try to weaponise it, or should I say monetize it. Damn.
They start feeling like, for the fact you give them some kind of semblance of attention they must be worth alot.damn!
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Mahn, ever since I noticed that, I keep my attention to myself. And life has never been better.

The redpil knowledge does no teach one to be "unromantic" or whatever, but to open ones vision so he sees farther and better analyzes what he's about to delve into.
The red pill is more like a headsup⚠️ ,rather than a stop sign🛑 so you are better prepared for what's coming your way.

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Lol while we at it I might as well drop a redpill knowledge that may be kinda hard to accept.

Ok here's it,
Somehow, you and I, are kind of a retirement plan of our parents .
When I say retirement plan, I don't necessarily mean being a money bag or shit like that but, a careful look into it with a redpill view, you will realize that all their labour and toil ,Wasn't so selfless afterall, but a set up they stand to benefit a great deal from on the long run.
Either through post parental care or the cash you send back home while they can't fend for themselves .

Most parents who fail to invest in their kids, end up in nursing homes without friends nor love one around them.

Now with this knowledge do you think it's advisable for a kid to confront his parents with his new found knowledge, or try to make the best out of the privilege he's been given.
The answer is yours.
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Ps .. I Know many will fail to wrap their heads around this, some may even misinterpret it but kudos to those who understands the real knowledge embedded deep within this post.
Peace✌️

Bouncing2:
More the reason why everyone outside Nigeria is accusing us of many things which includes main character syndrome shiid….and THOUGHTLESSNESS!!!


There’s something called bad mood,,it’s not only limited to the rich or well to do(as in your case,,you’re obviously more well to do compared to the girl!).

You simply should have calmed the situation down by being more empathetic!,,,
get to know what went wrong!,
Your intended gift would’ve gone a very long way!,

Human nature has it that no matter how cool ,calm and calculated a person is,,he/she deff gon’ do battles mentally sometimes which in turn makes them hostile towards others even against people way bigger than them like people in authority,landlords , chiefs etc(not always though).
So, If nature places you above peeps who’s got some respect for you,,,
do try and look out for them , especially in this very case.
Shalom!.

trust me, it ain't gat nothing to with seeing ones self as the main character or stuff like that.
From my write up you can deduce I'm into business too but guess what, you can't catch me being out of pocket With my costumer's, even on my worst day.
Also bear in mind, that I'm introverted as fvck, lol infact, on a norms interacting with people drains my energy, but even at that whenever I'm on business, I always make sure I'm in my element.

tobby20:
I did it to 3 girls this year for one girl o
Nothing sweet there jare
Na small boy nonsense
Tho one small girl kept disturbing and monitoring my movement Sha I gave her small money not what we agreed like 2 weeks after .

damn niggha, lol, I think that saying
''eating your cake and having it'' doesn't apply to some people.

ItisWell22:
Couple of times.

After getting it, felt the gift was too small.

(make I pull your leg small.)
Hope no be singlet and boxers m😅

ItisWell22:
Couple of times.

After getting it, felt the gift was too small.

Could have still increase the measure.
Last time I checked gifts are from the heart ❤️ and not from pockets.

So far, it seems most people ain't emotional present during sex. Com'on like how the hell do you just jump outa bed after sex, without any kind of post coital interaction of some sort.
Normally me and bae dey do analysis after our match 😁.

Ever had such experience?
Pls Share with the family.

PantShifter:
After fuçking I go to sleep

haba,
You no dey cuddle ni?
No whispering sweet nonsense to her ears?
Damn.