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PhonesRe: Why You Should Buy A Samsung Device Instead Of Tecno by CODEEATER(m): 9:45am On Dec 30, 2013
YOU ARE JUST SHAMELESSLY DISPLAYING YOUR IGNORANCE IB PUBLIC WHEB U SAY "MTK IS DEAD AND GONE"..FOR UR INFORMATE,MEDIATEK IS JUST GETTING STARTED AND ALOT OF TOP PHONES ARE MTKs...AND IF ITS DEAD AS U CLAIM WHY ARE DEVELOPERS ACTIVLY PRODUCES APPS N STUFF FOR THEM,U CANT RUN FIRMWARES LIKE CYANOGEN ON MTK BECAUSE OF THIER CLOSED SOURCE POLICY BUT DEVS TRY TO FILL D HOLE BY CREATING WARES THAT CAN BRING THE FEEL OF A CUSTOM ROM TO UR AVERAGE MTK DEVICE, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT 4 IN EVERY 5 ANDROID GURU/DEVELOPER USES A MEDIATEK DEVICE... QUOTE ME ANY WHERE...
PhonesRe: Why You Should Buy A Samsung Device Instead Of Tecno by CODEEATER(m): 8:56am On Dec 30, 2013
THIS SAMSUNG GUYS R BECOMING DESPERATE....what is your problem with tecno....?

And why do u advocate only Samsung.... Its obvious both of u have ties...and why specifically tecno?... Are they the only Chinese company in Nigeria?... Infinix n gionee nku?.....


Cheap foo#l...they don pay u make u talk trash... Otoro gbagbu kwe gi
RomanceRe: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by CODEEATER(m): 9:23pm On Dec 29, 2013
For me....programming..


Learning and expanding knowledge..


The time n energy wasted f@uckin a bi#tch can be used debugging code and learning new things...

For me sex is a distraction... My focus is to write awesome code for my clients and enjoy every bit of it...

Programming is d new sex smiley
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 12:02pm On Dec 28, 2013
Soloter: Bros, I tire for you o! In trouble, you were praying to Mary for deliverance, at the end of your story you are blessing people in Jesus name. what a contradiction. is Mary also part of the Trinity? Aside the Trinity, no other person among the host of heaven is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. You would've equally pray for Nairalanders in the Mary's name.
I bet my new year chicken than u r not catholic...


Wat do people have against her...

Any way m a proud catholic and I pray my rosary almost daily... If u don't like it...that's ur own problem..leave me let me practice what I believe in...


BTW... Read again...it was a reflex action.. Didn't have tym to think of wat prayer to pray n to whom...

#justSaying
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by CODEEATER(m): 9:54am On Dec 28, 2013
ogasman: y u say xo #code eater. and how do u get 250mb ram to 200 on ur gp2 rom..just tell me amigo...my man. stil waiting 4 my gp2.e just de pain me.
Just deleted unused bloat apps that always run in background and on boot...fb, bbm, netquin,etc...I also clear my ram before and after use...see screenshot below, taken seconds ago...bottom right u see my widget for clearing and viewing RAM space.

PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by CODEEATER(m): 7:11am On Dec 28, 2013
Flashing another phone's ROM... Hmmm..some pple don't lyk their phones
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by CODEEATER(m): 7:03am On Dec 28, 2013
My ram de reach 250mb o...on,minimum 200mb...n I clear my ram once m done wit any app...
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 1:04am On Dec 28, 2013
mactonnyso: who go kidnapp a poor man like you during the xmas for wetin. Anyway thank God you escaped from those local areaboys.
Plz o...I no poor o...my papa no b dangote but my family is blessed.. We don't lack or lag...


#justSaying
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 8:15pm On Dec 27, 2013
fyneguy: @OP

Those were not kidnappers. They wanted to scam you with ''wash wash''.

I was almost a victim in 2002 when I was working on Allen Avenue, Lagos. In my case, I offered to help the guy, not because of the incentive of a phone but because he needed to go back to ''Cameroon" where he supposedly came from.

On getting to Isheri Ojodu, the story changed. The people he supposedly left the phones with claimed they relocated them elsewhere because the guy didn't come back on time.

One of them whispered to me that they discovered some dark papers in the cartons which turned out to be money films. They then demonstrated it by washing out 2 notes of N200 and gave me. Pronto! it dawned on me I was in the midst of scammers; I had to deploy some drama skills I acquired on campus- I played along.

I showed so much excitement that they were begging me to calm down."oh oh my time has come! time to make money!". I screamed as though my SAKA DON PORT GO MTN grin.

Anyway, they needed to get more chemicals to wash the films for us to make N10 million cash. "Guys, how much do I need to contribute to get N5 million?" I asked straight-faced. The guys were stunned at 'my greed'. "Well bros, the chemical costs N1.5M; if you can drop 500k, you get N3.5M'' one of them responded.

Finger-on-lip, I looked up and sighed. "Ok guys. deal! Let me get to V.I and pick up some cash from my uncle. I will fly a bike to and fro. But you guys need to assure me the story wont change when I come back. I dont want to hear somebody else paid'' I said convincingly.

"Small thing bros, we are here. No too tey sha''


That was how I escaped.
sharp guy
PhonesFacts About Android You Probably Didnt Know by CODEEATER(op): 8:11pm On Dec 27, 2013
• It wasn't Google's idea: Android was the brainchild of Andy Rubin, who founded Android Inc. in October 2003 with the aim of creating a new mobile platform. Google later bought Android Inc. and hired Rubin and others in August 2005.
• It almost didn't work out: Android almost immediately ran out of cash after its founding, only to be saved, according to the Businessweek, by Steve Perlman.

• The Nexus line was a hot rumour years before the Nexus One: People started predicting about the "gPhone" as early as 2007 though Nexus came out in 2010.

• Microsoft thought it would be a non-event: Microsoft's Scott Horn, then head of the Windows Mobile marketing team, had told Engadget after Android's release, "I don't understand the impact they are going to have."

• Resolution scaling was introduced in Version 1.6: The ability to automatically scale images based on display size appeared in Donut, or Android 1.6, paving the way for the huge range of device form factors on the Android market today.

• There's an Android phone in space: A British firm launched a Nexus phone on Space, to control a satellite as part of an experiment and see how well consumer-grade electronics stand up to the rigors of space.

• Every app you run on your Android phone gets its own virtual machine: Each active app on an Android device runs in its own Dalvik VM, which keeps it safe and separate from core functions. This improves battery life and boosts performance of the phone.

• The first official version code name was NOT a dessert: Google's Dan Morrill confirmed in January that the very first alpha version of Android released to internal developers was R2-D2.
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 7:57pm On Dec 27, 2013
Jeez....d situation is worse than I thought...

Seems almost every one has run into such demented relentless fools before..


Naija... Hmmm..this country is in trouble..
PhonesRe: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by CODEEATER(m): 7:24pm On Dec 27, 2013
I de greet o
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 7:20pm On Dec 27, 2013
From all the comments... Seems this thing is common in naija o
PoliticsRe: Chimamanda Adichie's Parents Celebrates Diamond Jubilee In Anambra (pictures) by CODEEATER(m): 7:19pm On Dec 27, 2013
Lilimax: That type of voice is not so easy to come buy in guys...?
I like it smiley
I have it
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 7:09pm On Dec 27, 2013
ikeno: But wait oo,dis ppl wer da do dis biznex da luk face o. Dem don c u as fyn boi wer luk tame na em mak dem approach u.

If na me wer mi face strong lyk Olumo Rock,wer nid money pass FG. Dem cum approach,I go 1st giv am dirty slap wer go mak am go hell fire cum back.

Nxt tym e no go do dat biznix again. angry angry
lol
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 6:40pm On Dec 27, 2013
tellwisdom: My guy, you be Mugu. Hail Mary for Wetin?? It's not as if u have money to give. U re still a poor boi who can't feed three square meal.
Um mm...for ur info,I eat 5 times a day...my papa no b bill gate but we no poor...if u know family, u go know say we de average..

#justSaying
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 6:24pm On Dec 27, 2013
Tnk God m not really a bb person, I hate BBs...if not... Well...I can't say their intentions 4 sure..but my own be say, I de alive n well...my head still ony neck n my little money is safe....that's all...

People should just be careful and wise..


#justSaying
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 6:18pm On Dec 27, 2013
Booty4me: pix or it never happened undecided
Riiiiiiight...I guess I should have just brought my phone n taken pictures with them right?.. Maybe even caption it " kidnapping tins"..abi?

Mtchew
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 6:12pm On Dec 27, 2013
Pope Xander VII: Is this real life?
about an hour ago.... cry
CrimeRe: My Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op): 5:53pm On Dec 27, 2013
Acidosis: You really think Mary saved you?

kai... humans!
Its the first thing that came to my mind...

I didn't have time to start thinking of which prayer to pray... I didn't know I had started praying.. Till another passenger came in and I had to move over...


Just shock n fear I guess
CrimeMy Experience With Kidnappers Barely 30 Minutes Ago[not A Story, A True Experien by CODEEATER(op):
On my way to fix my cousins phone at konwe plaza,I tuk taxi to ibusa junction where I can cross over n get a taxi plying nnebisi road...

On getting there,a tall black dude wearing a red tshrt approached me and asked for directions to a so called "ochitech ventures",he claimed to be from kotonu and had phones and accessories to sell to someone, the owner of the so called shop..Having lived in asaba since birth,I can't say I know it all,but I have never heard of such a shop that sells phones along nnebisi road, I told him I didn't know such a place, as that was happening another fellow wearing a tukdd in white T-shirt n white chinos trouser came beside me,and was SEEMINGLY minding his business n preparing to cross the road, the other fellow asked him the same question and he asked "Watin u wan sell wey u de find ochitech"..in fact let me narrate d whole thing;

DUDE IN RED TSHRT: I want to sell some phones, mostly blackberrys,I am supposed to meet the owner at the shop, but I don't know where it is..

DUDE IN WHITE TSHRT: @me,nna e na su Igbo?

ME: eh..

DUDE IN WHIT SHRT: @theOtherMan ,I can take u to where u can sell ur goods to better customers but the place is far,I am a trader at onitcha main market..@me(in Igbo)make we carry am go main market,I know person wey de buy phone, he will balance us money,...@theOtherGuy .,how much will u pau me and my friend here to help u sell ur goods

RED TSHRT GUY: I WILL ONLY GIVE U PEOPLE A BB BOLD 5 EACH, PLEASE THIS ONE U PEOPLE ARE SPEAKIBG UR OWN LANGUAGE I HOPE U DONT PLAN TO DUPE ME..

ME: @whiteTshrtGuy.……i de go repair my fend phone, plz I no fit follow u go onitcha, go with him urself..‪#‎i‬ try to cross the road ,he drags me back by the hand #..

WHITE TSHRT GUY: come na,don't u want bb,as u fyn reach u go need bb to de on point... Follow the guy make e show u were im goods de, I de come make I buy credit... No fear...

I KNEW IMMEDIATELY THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.. I DECIDED TO FORM AGREEING TO GO WITH HIM ..I WAS LIKE " name tru talk,make I follow am" the other guy began moving towards the building behind me,the white shirt guy moved towards a phone boot near by,I pretended to follow the man, but as soon as I saw a bus pull over by the building...I no know the tym I take cross road... I just turned n ran.. Luckily road wasn't busy, as I cross... I fly enter the nearest keke...

Still sweating out of fear, I just said "head bridge". .the keke driver was like what??..I realized myself n said ...emm sorry along along... Just drive a beg carry me out of here!...

While in the keke... I was just praying hail Mary... Till now,my legs still wobling ...

Guys be careful out there...


If I had gone wit em,only God knows wat they would have done with me...na my burial una 4 use start 2014...

I thank God sha...

MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE U IN JESUS NAME,AMEN.

HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Drawing of Seun Osewa by CODEEATER(m): 1:07pm On Dec 27, 2013
Cooooool
PhonesRe: PSP Forum(PSP Emulator For Android/iPhone) by CODEEATER(m): 1:05pm On Dec 27, 2013
Bamzy_don: But wait o... siasix is compatible with m3
I haven't used it on m3..only galaxy note 8.0 n HTC g2
PhonesRe: PSP Forum(PSP Emulator For Android/iPhone) by CODEEATER(m): 1:04pm On Dec 27, 2013
hariorh: errm... can u give examples of non otg phones? huh
Almost all smart phones from top manufacturers support Otg...most tabs do too..
PhonesRe: PSP Forum(PSP Emulator For Android/iPhone) by CODEEATER(m): 8:41am On Dec 27, 2013
Bamzy_don: working according to play store n you tube previews. you can download d demo version first n if it works, just proceed n download the full version
Dsnt work on p2...it requires Otg..I used sum tin similar b4,six axis
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by CODEEATER(m): 1:50pm On Dec 26, 2013
Godvilla: [color=olive]Don't even think of it.[/color]
Y?
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by CODEEATER(m): 8:57am On Dec 26, 2013
Olamyyde: I would advice you not to try it cos it destroys memory cards. Also, if you want to try it, use only class 10 memory cards.

NB: You might not notice any difference when you try it, it might make your phone slower sef. This is because sdcards aren't as powerful as real ram hardware. Never create a swapfile on your internal memory or you might damage your phone permanently
I agree with u...where u said not to use internal memory partition... But its not any kind of card u can use...I have use ram expander almost d whole year of 2013 on different devices... N I never had problem.. All u need is a high quality class 10 sdcard.. A card with R/w speeds of at least 8-10mb/s... Such cards can handle the technology, any thing less will be like asking a baby to push a keke.. It will b stressing the sdcard two much, and eventually lead to damage.. I use a Sony 32gb card, I have used same card on 4 devices, all with ram swap... N it still rocks..


Don't use such on 2gb/8gb/16gb cards.. Most of that capacity r not class 10..but most 32gb n 64gb cards r...
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by CODEEATER(m): 8:48am On Dec 26, 2013
Olamyyde: It doesn't really increase the ram, it just uses a swap file in the sd card as ram.
I know... Can't increase d default ram,I know its a swap thing...the technology has been around for a while mainly on PCs
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by CODEEATER(m): 4:41pm On Dec 25, 2013
Joe red 63: Merry xmas to y'all. Pls my savings is gradually increasing and I need recommendation on a very affordable 1GB ram phone to buy not more than 25k. I wanted to buy gionee p2 but then I decided to upgrade for the new year. So any advice?
P2 is OK...it dsnt have 1gb ram by default but its expandable... Rut now I have 1.6gb ram on my p2...if u have 25k my advice is buy p2...15k,what Eva is left spend it on d p2:memory card,mb,etc...cuz its not gud to buy phone n not have money to "furnish" it
EventsRe: My Day;with Realtime Updates by CODEEATER(op): 2:02pm On Dec 25, 2013
Just finished having lunch...

I feel Luke a whale embarassed
EventsRe: My Day;with Realtime Updates by CODEEATER(op): 12:32pm On Dec 25, 2013
martha: Sevice abi Mass? Shey Ur a catholic abi priest no come for d x-mas eve vigil?
Mass,service.. Dsnt Mata...u get what m saying... As for priest, there were 3..can't hold a mass without a priest present wink
EventsRe: My Day;with Realtime Updates by CODEEATER(op): 11:50am On Dec 25, 2013
Emma...plz this isn't a dairy publishing... U can comment if I've got sum tin to say...or better still..join up n update ur daily activities as well...peace wink

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