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Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:26pm On Sep 28, 2015
Who ayaf saw andyblaze Boliedcorn Yungwizzy
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:23pm On Sep 28, 2015
Cholls:
my brother i heard they walk around the street naked in daiby how romantic.
it vary romentic, asses for you viewing presure
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:21pm On Sep 28, 2015
halfrica:

Fine embarassed
U dnt love me
Mrcork doesnt cry cry
plesea am afriad, why is you monika hellfire
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:18pm On Sep 28, 2015
halfrica:

Hany dnt cry wee u marry me cry
amo just cuming backs form my romentical vacotion with my boo boo
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:16pm On Sep 28, 2015
ronald4lif:


cheesy grin

My manchi, how was your romentical daiby vacotion?
it was ahowsome, parring every day with my turkeish qirlfriend
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:14pm On Sep 28, 2015
cry
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:11pm On Sep 28, 2015
Cholls:
my brother for where you go sef?
romentical vacotion in daiby
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:10pm On Sep 28, 2015
Plesea everybody shall have a sit please
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:06pm On Sep 28, 2015
Dj plsea i want you to play me kolomental by 2face
Romance / Re: Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:04pm On Sep 28, 2015
Plesea dont dull in this partying
Romance / Wellcome Backs Party by cokacoola(m): 10:02pm On Sep 28, 2015
Yes am backs from my long term romatical vacotion in daiby with my boo boo
Politics / Re: Jonathan Trekkers Arrive Otuoke by cokacoola(m): 4:19pm On May 22, 2015
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Jokes Etc / Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by cokacoola(m): 8:08pm On May 03, 2015
agarawu23:
20-30 mins in your first roundshocked bros give me the charm u are using
am dont using any charm o

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by cokacoola(m): 7:58pm On May 03, 2015
agarawu23:
the girl is a sex addictgrin


she wants u to release out your first "cum" so u can stay longer while pounding her.
loomer:
Maybe ur first round no de pass 1min na.....
She no wan start wetn u no go finish
agarawu23:
the girl is a sex addictgrin


she wants u to release out your first "cum" so u can stay longer while pounding her.
but am alway last longer like 20 go 30mins on first round
Jokes Etc / My Girlfriend Alway Ask Me Go Do These Before We Has Sex (18+ Piture) by cokacoola(m): 7:49pm On May 03, 2015
plasea dears romancelanders am in need of a serious advicing on these matter, my girlfriend of 2weaks alway ask me go self service before we do the reals thing. I have queston her savaral time but she tolds mine that it turns her on and make it easy for me go penerate, pleasea am comfuse on these matter and dont kown what go dosad plesea matured advice only
Pets / Re: Which Is Ur Favourite Pet If U Are To Have One And Reason by cokacoola(m): 11:39am On Apr 11, 2015
I need a parrot asap, please who knows where i can get one?
Romance / Re: I Feels Like Am Been Used!! by cokacoola(m): 10:22am On Apr 03, 2015
KingTom:


Missclasssy This one go make me retire ooooooooo

GBAGAUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Cokacola you don turn woman now abi? grin
wettin ah be fore?? sad
Romance / Re: I Feels Like Am Been Used!! by cokacoola(m): 10:21am On Apr 03, 2015
elantraceey:
Troll undecided


Are you now transgendered?
whot is transgendredsad
Romance / Re: I Feels Like Am Been Used!! by cokacoola(m): 10:19am On Apr 03, 2015
dharay99:
try deny of sex one day,

Yhu see his reaction and moreover u also try to do some checking on him to be sure of ur assumptions...
rokiatu:
Cut off sex for a while and see what he's really after.
thanks peopeo, i will do just that!sad
Romance / Re: I Feels Like Am Been Used!! by cokacoola(m): 10:17am On Apr 03, 2015
Whot signs plasea? sad
Chizzy20:
hmm..d signs re there tho...
Romance / I Feels Like Am Been Used!! by cokacoola(m): 9:45am On Apr 03, 2015
sadplasea dear follow females nairiland girls, i needs an advice on these mattar.
There is these guy that h has be dating for about three months now, we has been having smooths reletionship until early last that he started changing actitude like he stops checking on me like he uses go do before and wont even call. I conplain and he tolds me that is hes work that is busying him. Right now am confuse cus the only times he call is when he wants go have s.ex wet me.. Plasea my fellow female garls in the house am i be used Advice not insaltsad
Romance / Re: Does She Really Look Like DI'JA *pictures* by cokacoola(m): 10:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
my manchi plasea just help me help these garlsadshe needs a man in nairilandsad
ronald4lif:


cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Does She Really Look Like DI'JA *pictures* by cokacoola(m): 10:50pm On Apr 02, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Seriously bros.. R u for real..?
just view her profile an sees form youselfsad
Romance / Re: Does She Really Look Like DI'JA *pictures* by cokacoola(m): 10:37pm On Apr 02, 2015
last year these qarl crate 100 topicks thraid wet her pitures and she coul not actrate any NL Male guyssad these years again she has starting crating again? Plasea Nl males guys help these garl so that she camt stop sperming these nairaliand
Romance / Re: Romantics Words To Say To A Girl You Cherished by cokacoola(m): 9:41pm On Apr 02, 2015
DaZion:
1. I love u more than yesterday but less than tommorrow
2. You ar the reason why other girls stinks
3. Its a beautiful day today right? Not becus of the wheather but because of you
4. You ar worth waking up for.
5. MY heart beats your name
6. When I caught mysef smiling,i realize i was thinking about you
7. I could conquer the whole world with one hand as long as u ar holding my other hand
8. Weneva i luk into your eyes i always hear my heart beat saying "she the one"
9. I was just going to say something bt i forgot when i started luking at u.
10. U knw d last tym i saw you,i sworn to mysef that there is no girl in the world that can be more beautiful dan u.... U jst prove me wrong.
keep juging form googles go wapkapidia looking for romentika text go send while you mates are huslting
Romance / Re: How I Mistaken Slept With My Friend by cokacoola(m): 9:33pm On Apr 02, 2015
Keketu:
yesterday me and my friend party alot and we got a little drunk then we enter a room for convinient and we slept . when i work up this morning i saw the guy snoring heavily with a strong smell of beer in he mouth. i regret sleeping beside him angry
your these boy, how manys time will am tell your go stop smoking ghana weeds mix wet poo?sad
Romance / Re: 6 Ways To Make Her Feel Better While She's On Her Period. by cokacoola(m): 9:28pm On Apr 02, 2015
crazysaint:
Sometimes men have a hard time understanding what
a woman goes through during her "time of the
month", and therefore do not know what to do to
help her. Being a reasonable, considerate person all
the time ought to be everyone's goal. If you want to
give a woman or girl in your life some extra support whilst she is suffering a bad or heavy period, these
steps will guide you.

1. Make her feel good about herself.

Give her compliments. Say things that will make her
feel just as beautiful and intelligent when she's on her period as you find her the rest of the
time. This will help boost her confidence, if she
needs it, and may help a little with her mood
swings.

2.Help her out with things.

If she has any little chores or errands to do, help her out.
Take the stress off of her by doing the dishes or taking her things down to the laundry.
This will help lift some weight from her shoulders
and give her time to relax. Keep in mind she may
not just have little or chores. Women who work
for a living and run a family of kids and pets and
everything else have periods too and HAVE to cope. Be considerate.

3.Comfort her.

Have her sit down and give her a massage or give her a warm hug. Even
a comforting arm rub might make her feel better and will at least show you care.

4.Don't act disgusted.

Show her that you are not grossed out by the very thought of her
menstrual cycle (even if you are). If she tries to talk to you about it, do not make faces or say
'Go talk to one of your girlfriends". This will just
make her feel like you don't care. Another part of
this step is to man up if she needs some
"errands". Go get her the supplies she is out of,
(thinking of sanitary items as "girl stuff" is immature and unhelpful, tampons, etc.) and pick
her up some chocolate or her favorite magazine
while you are at it! It will make her feel like you
really care.

5.Make her feel loved and appreciated.

Let her know how happy you are to have her in
your life. Tell her she's a great friend, girlfriend, or wife. If she's at work or away from
you, call her cellphone, work phone or email
them and tell her how beautiful, sweet and all-
round awesome she is. It's not even describable
how nice it is for a person to do this. Don't go
over the top her if she's snappy and irritable from the mood swings.

6.Realize what woman goes through during her period.

Obviously men can't put themselves in the place of a woman and understand what it's like to have a menstrual
cycle, but they can try to understand what
symptoms they go through. Woman can get
terrible stomach cramps, which are never fun, and can range from a dull pain that simply annoys, to
a stabbing pain that practically paralyses a
woman. Women can get mood swings, they can
get headaches, restlessness, become extremely
tired or sleepy, become sore in their genital
regions, and their appetites can dramatically change. Symptoms will vary from woman to
woman and some women may not even have
symptoms at all! Women having a heavy period
may want to use the appropriate facilitates as
often as every couple of hours which is a drag
and can curtail trips out and about. Periods are just generally uncomfortable and the symptoms
that go along with it are never any fun. Hopefully
this will help give you an idea of what a woman
goes through during her menstrual cycle.
waits waits, bro your main i shall leafs mine works evriymonths end and starting doings all these curse my garlfriand is on period Now what does we do when she is pregrantssad hope i didt formgets go say your are jobless

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Romance / Re: He's Not Your Father by cokacoola(m): 9:22pm On Apr 02, 2015
zyzxx:

Don't u mind dis?


Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want
to date this awesome girl
Father: "That's great son. Who is
she?
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's
daughter"
father: "Oh I wish you hadn't
said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later,
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again
and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter...
Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother agitated.
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I
fell in love with four girls but I can't date any of them because
dad is their father!"
His mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Son Fainted...!!!
your these boy, woman wrapping will key yousad eve am i do one thats ask you go rewrite these stupid jokes will your greed
Romance / Re: Scenario !! by cokacoola(m): 9:17pm On Apr 02, 2015
Nigerias garls and money I kwon my garlfriand will dumps me eve am dont agrred form us go take the moneysad
Romance / Re: To Supposedly Handsome Guys..... by cokacoola(m): 9:13pm On Apr 02, 2015
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COME TEACH THIS NIGGA 'PROPER GRAMMAR' grin
sad am cant even undastoad his pizin landguagesad
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Foreign Ladies Should Not Date Searching4love!!! by cokacoola(m): 5:36pm On Mar 30, 2015
vjsmiles:
did i hit a nerve?
" i dont want to learn common sense cry "
where did this vulgarized ነmbecilic illiterate elope from...
aunty i'm sorry for making you speak such 'gbagaun'
seuna reprogram these your robot, it has start writings with jaja hand writersad

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