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sirhot:
I have noticed this quite a lot? Like what's the big deal if girls have p.orn videos on their phones. Some guys are just too childish, some open a thread to tell us. Free them jor, Ladies add me 7B650204

bros, were are your form In my towns a garl wille takes you phone thats have up go 10tousand vidieos(no pornes) an 1milions pitures an 10milions musik, searchs it an aftar minites she gaves your barks an told your they is nothings in you phones

Blackett:
[color=#200000]Wtf are the mods doing about _idiots like the OP? [/color]

itsphumbieee:
I just love the dude...always cracking me up.

groundnutoil:
I almost crushed on u but den God Forbid badt tin

joviegghead:
Saw this list on a social network,and I decided to share it with the ladies on nairaland. Pls remember: u have a maximum of $5

MerlinSeunOsewa:
Dear NL,
I need ur help. i am in a relationship with someone for a while now. He comes around my house and knows my dad very well. i grew up with my dad, and I love my dad so much. Some weeks ago, his phone got bad so I gave him mine (cos I have two) pending when he gets a new phone. Unknown to him, I had call recorder installed on the phone. One day, out of curiousity i played the calls he made and I heard a call he made to his friend running my dad down (my dad is a cab driver). They both made fun of my dad. I didnt believ he could speak such about my dad. I am yet to confront him, but is dat enough to end the relationship, cos from his actions, am sure he loves me?

Advise pls..

luigiajah:
I was just minding my business when I saw this on
Facebook



-"to hair is human , to forgive z design"
I was like hair ni.. Brazilian hair ko
I became curious

. I decided to go down to view other updates


No be small matter I tell you


-"I hate guys with low selves of steam"
-"I am a blessing to my generator"
-"I am a soccer for guys with six pack"
-"my bb charger is no longer walking"
-"any body hu supports this killing is a carnival"
, "be magnified o lord"
" I hate pepuu that shit on teir gal friend
" on my way 2 skul. Please play 4 me. Fedral univasity of sense and technology


http:///Ylw

StealthIdeals:
For me, I have feelings for her, but I will rather remain unmarried than betraying my friend. Pls, what can we do? ...

falconey:
Guys with HIV/AIDs can consider this for the sake of the country and future generation.




Am falconey and am the BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!

Diseye29:
i wanna no because were i stay dere is 1 guy dats properly dress som of my femail frdz dy do laff at him(u no girls na dy cn laff alot ) while some will felt peety 4 him n work up to him n start encoragin him ................. Som will jst look at him n sy ntin

sexyjennik:
English isn't by force

Enough already

kuuljay:
I don die!!!!!

sexyjennik:
falls off tree and faint

ronald4lif:
Lol! I don die

Are you my manchi cokacoola?

Misogynist2014:
I just de enjoy you. Maybe I should #justfollowyou.

sexyjennik:
Your grammar can actually make one go blind in other words, your English sucks

No offence

DeDonn1:

This one is called french English
Guy so u later murdered this language finally
Chai OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nkemdi89:
Future and not feature, wives and not wifes

Bamz:
LOL I want to believe your errors are not deliberate, if not you're violating rule 21.

gentledavid:
......bros,is it that you can't write good english or you do this on purpose?

bestestgirl:
Jesus, what kind of concoction English is this?

INDUSTRIALFAN:
This guy is dying.... He needs awakening from my gifted hands.... SEE MY SIGNATURE BELOW.... Let me know if you are interested in typing correctly again..

jaykaylegend:
Mr coke, congrats, you made your first sensible comment( to me sha )!!

Uniquexty:
Attention seeker. I just noticed you. Now run along

Kylez:
I searched for something like this, but didn't find one, so I decided to create a thread where upcoming Artistes share links to their songs, and we listen and review.

Let me open the floor,I do music just for fun, I've had like 5 singles, but what I really like about it is that it's a mix of afro pop with modern hip hop and is actually a FREESTYLE! , please kindly review, as we share songs with each other, download it at: http://www.datafilehost.com/d/deeecc2e

We can use this to push Airforce1 's album

The Floor Is Open!

Special Guests :

Airforce1
MizMyColi
Tandullceblog
Naijaboiy
Krall
Cokacoola
LarrySun
Tosyne2much
Rokiatu
Iceberylin
Andyblaze

Ishilove:
Your bad grammer is obviously exaggerated. Please borrow a leaf from Yuzedo. We all know he writes fantastic English, but when he is clowning as Chief Sweetus, we are able to understand him.

Orijin101:
plasea cukukuula, kept oif my mension