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Cutehector:
Let us not lie abt this, a good number of guys hav asked girls to be dr girlfrnds through whatsapp or facebook or bbm even nairaland sef. Also a good number of girls hav said yes through dese social media. Am not condemnin in buh ur opinions abt it wether its good or not good will either condemn it or approve it.
Second issue, do rships whch started out thru textin ( being asked out thru social media) last? If yu think no, gv us ur reasons.

PrettyClare7:
lwkmd what are you? A joker?

plasea dom insanlt mine,am i an indain virus

PrettyClare7:
i started quoting you because your English is made in Aba. I am not married but i am not single

your main your camt undastoad pure an simpar an correst bratian english landguages grammar Plasea am nut marriages, am was jusm jokings

PrettyClare7:
its only my acct digits i hv by heart. Cant remember my phone number :Pits only my acct digits i hv by heart. Cant remember my phone number

plasea, stop quoten me ups and downs. Am marriages

Mystery007:
Writers have described it as “synchronized gymnastics”. An age old practice that
we are proud to call our own since the advent of the khajuraho and the
kamasutra.
We all evolve from curious 15 year old giggling on the slight mention of “Sex” to
flamboyant young women who over the years have received gyan from
magazines and “experienced” friends. However, sex is a never ending topic for
discussion. Just when you think you’ve aced it you realized that’s not all there
is to it.
False information about sex is available everywhere now. In the papers, your
bedroom, on the streets. If you had the same doubts and had plans of asking
them out loud, here are a few less embarrassing way to dispel all doubts.
1. Size matters: Is it a universal law that what’s bigger has to be better? Do you
feel the intensity of your pleasure depends on the size of his organ? Wrong. Only
about 4 centimetres (external one third) of the vaginal canal contains sensory
nerves for arousal and orgasms. So why waste time trying to stimulate the
internal two thirds of the vaginal canal when there’s not going to be any
response? Focus your attention to more important matters, women!
2. Love foods or aphrodisiacs will get you “tingly”: Pigging out on oysters and
strawberries to spice up your sex life? Sorry to break your bubble women, it’s
nothing but a placebo effect. As in, if people believe oysters and chocolate are
supposed to be sexually stimulating foods, they very well might become aroused
after consuming them. Aphrodisiacs have no provable affect on the libido.
3. Men think more about sex than women: Don’t blame the sex game on the
men. Women think about sex as much as a man does. If you’re an 18 year old
with raging hormones then there are chances you might be sleeping, eating and
dreaming sex. After a certain age, men and women’s sexual urges mellows a bit.
And it’s a complete no-no to weigh out sexual prowess. To each man his own.
This also doesn’t mean that only men make the first move for sex. Women do
too! And nothing can be more turning on for the man than a woman in control.
4. The withdrawal method won’t get you knocked up: All it takes is a tiny sperm
to get you pregnant. And that can happen through pre-ejaculation also. Most
pregnancies happen because of the withdrawal method. This isn’t a fool proof
plan so heads up!
5. Women don’t like porn: Not all women want rose petals on their bed. And
not all women want to be whisked away into a gentle world of “love-making”.
Women enjoy pornography too. And if anyone thought only men can conjure up
fantasies, then you are definitely misguided.
6. You won’t get pregnant if you have sex while menstruating: Wrong! This is a
long standing myth that most people believe in. It is unlikely that a woman will
get pregnant while menstruating but not impossible. Sperms can stay alive
inside you for several days, especially if you have a shorter cycle.
7. An orgasm for women is supposed to be earth shattering and if not so,
you’re not normal: Myth, myth and 100% myth. Some women have orgasms
and don’t know about it. Pelvic muscles don’t contract as much for some
women however after a point of arousal they do feel relaxed and content. So if
he failed to “rock” your world, then don’t panic. You’re still very normal.
8. Every woman has a center of gravity: The alluring mystery of the center of gravity. Yes, it’s
true every woman has a center of gravity, but not every woman’s G spot is an
erogenous zone. So if you’ve been on a quest to find out the sweet spot, then
you’re wasting your time. Focus on the other erogenous zones. She’d be so
much happier!
9. If she doesn’t make pleasure noises, then she’s not enjoying the sex: Some
women are vocal, some are not. This doesn’t mean she’s not enjoying it. Don’t
expect her to scream out all the time. We know it’s an ego boost for you,
boys. But it just doesn’t work that way. Sometimes, silence is golden.
source: www.9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/9-most-ridiculous-sex-myths-of-all-time/

so your main we shall leaf APC, PDP, ACN, Ac an APOGA and starts voting CW0 Op your need a dioctor in yebalist

PrettyClare7:
:Di beg you not to kill me with laughter dis morning

wow wows she is feelings them nigga, ok ok drop you dagits in mine pm! Nut you acounts dagits o

omowumee:

why are you not at sleep by this time of the night?

Cutehector:
Wen it comes to beauty, edo girls no dey carry last and ajebo muslim girls.

parmeat me go tell your that your have no tastes

omowumee:

post ya pincsure here lemme see ya presidiatial face

ever eve i has these kinds hug wet your, i wille been ok

farano:
Lol guys what do you think?

omowumee:

ekos hotel @yaba left??... that path is not in my destiny

omowumee:

we will sen your noodles pricnkles

omowumee:

hmm..yeas i want to sexdose you

PrettyClare7:
hahahahahahahaha your one of the reasons they ignore guys

omowumee:

at your on whatshappen? May be I can dey teche your small engrish

profojah:

Coka my guy...
Yuo knewee whotu I gota tell you, that your galafriend whey charm u is a fuool idiat persin. But just maka surey that you nefa spend it your muney for het again makey els she no charmey you again
.you undiasted?

itsphumbieee:
Are you handsome?

RickRichards:

Dunno what's wrong with my dog o. I was just browsing this thread when he suddenly jumped on my macbook and somehow clicked on your profile. He did it a couple of times before I realized he had sent a PM. That dog is possessed I swear. I guess I've sent you a PM. *facepalm*
And he's now looking at me like this....

RickRichards:

No, no, no. Females girls toast sandwich non-alchoholic yaba-yaba-doo chatter chatter. Okay?

QueenEfe:
Saying hi †̥ everybody in the house. I'm new here tho

ok ok, your are news on niaralanid rights Cum lent me shows your arround bet hopes your nut a guys on a females mouniker?

RickRichards:

Hmm...this your philosophy don dey make me like you o. E be like say I go run...lol
So we actually served in the same year? Wow! Who could've thought. I work too...but I work for my company...I already told you my profession. I'd like for us to have a convo via mail. Would've introduced myself here...but hey, you know there's a limit to info you can give up on a faceless forum such as this. In which state did you serve?

your these boys does hear loku lika beer parlour that your toast females girl

lamako:


this your story is realy interesting.

you see girls as males dressed in females dress.

Op you get eye problems period.

Mannylex:
Here's a list of what NOT to do if your girlfriend is
breaking up with you.


1) Do NOT fight with her. Fighting ALWAYS creates
tension and kills attraction. Fighting with a woman is useless.
Even if you win the argument, you will still lose the war.

2) Do NOT try to use logic to show her why she should
come back to you. Love is based on FEELINGS, not logic. No
matter how brilliant your logic is, she's still going to leave
you.

3) Do NOT reassure your ex that you have "changed" so
things will be "different from now on". It's like trying to
bail water out of a sinking boat. It won't work. The hole is
still there and your words are not going to mend it.

4) Do NOT keep telling her you love her. She won't
care. All a woman cares about is how much SHE loves YOU...not
the other way around!)

5) Do NOT beg her to come back. The more you beg, the
more she will ignore you.

6) Do NOT try to make her feel guilty about leaving you.
(Examples: "I can't work without you." and "Don't break up
with me during exam period..." It won't work. It will only
make her DREAD being with you even more.

7) Do not act depressed so they will feel bad for you.
Sympathy does NOT equal ATTRACTION!

Do NOT talk to her friends to win their support. All
she cares is how SHE fees about you. Even if her friends love you,
they can't make her love you forever. External pressure never
lasts longer. If your girl decides to stay with you, her motivation
has to come from WITHIN.

9) Do NOT spend money on gifts and flowers for her. You
can't buy her heart back with money.

10) Do NOT push her into getting back with you. The more
you push, the more she will PULL AWAY.

These are the most common mistakes guys make during a
breakup. Trust me, you don't want to do ANY of these things.
If you do, I can guarantee you your relationship will be doomed.
You probably won't even get a chance to kiss your girlfriend
goodbye, let alone get her back.


WHAT TO DO

1.Be polite
2.BE indifferent
3.Show to her that you can live without her and your having fun and you have a life and surviving without her.
4.Ignore her
5.Your time now is for other people and things not for her
6.Dont be rude or do somthing signifies that your in pain like anger or hate.
7.Flirt with other girl BUT THIS IS OPTIONAL...if your gonna do this make it sure that it will not seem that your just making her jelous..remeber the point here is to make her realise that you can still continue to live withouot her and have fun and you dont give a fck if she dumps you..
8.Dont try to be friends
9.Don’t be taken for granted
10.Don’t try to seduce them
11.Just cut them off and get on with your life
12.make their decisions final
13.Be patient and wait for her next move but for the meanwhile keep doing all the above statements.

When she contact

1.be polite
2.be indifferent
3.show to her that your time is not for her
4.cut her calls short
5.Be patient and wait for her next move.
6. Say to her or show to her through your actions that "NO HARD FEELINGS"

when she cry or says she misses you or do somthing that sugest she cant afford to loose you or trying to be friends

1.Continue to back off
2.be a challenge
3.Accept her only of your truely conviinced that she will do anything just to give her another chance.
4.be polite still
5.Be patient and wait for her next move


whe you take her back
1.donr EVER BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED
2.PUT THE BLAME ON HER
3.Do so on your own terms

Or these rules becurse your want go swalow you voiments Plasea am dot has exes ones we brake up, i dot kwen your